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RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 5:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
ststyreal:
Na waa for u oooo!!! Are u a joy killer? U no fit see something cover mouth small? No be somebody she go marry? Congrat op Jareeeee!!!!!!
so persin no fit ask question again?
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 5:23pm On Nov 19, 2016
mohince:
Idiot na your mama him dey marry, children of hate enemy of progress. E no go better for u
E no go better for your family first.


ode
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 3:13pm On Nov 19, 2016
mrsfavour:
How can u say that to him? the guy is older and they are not bad. if u are not married,go get a wife and show us so that we can see a teenager u took as a wife. MARRIAGE IS FOR GROW UPS.
AND DIVORCE IS FOR WHO? undecided

I am about to marry and won't go about posting pre wedding pics online! that act is not recommendable!


stop deceiving yourself with this marriage grow ups stuff!

not everyone is meant to marry, so are you telling me that those one are not grow up.





illiteracy! that's what is wrong with you
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 2:55pm On Nov 19, 2016
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RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 2:38pm On Nov 19, 2016
drnairalov:
i just knew a retard comment was gonna come in.. you the first ...dumbledore
thank you!
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 2:34pm On Nov 19, 2016
midehi2:
sharaaaaap and wait there

RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 2:26pm On Nov 19, 2016
Philistine:
Very Very young couple grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
young indeed!
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Photos by goingape1: 2:23pm On Nov 19, 2016
obidevine:
Hi beautiful Nlanders, I just thought I should share a few of my prewedding pics for y'all. Will keep y'all posted, I think the shots are cute . All nairalanders are invited.
you dey marry your mother?

she look way older than you!
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Air Force Personel Working On Nigeria's First Indigenous Drone Flight by goingape1: 8:17pm On Nov 18, 2016
ceejay4real:
Please come marry me. I don't mind marrying a lesbian as beautiful as you! Ring me up cos I am damn serious!
bros hold your peniis!


na man that moniker be!

I know that woman for that picture!
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Air Force Personel Working On Nigeria's First Indigenous Drone Flight by goingape1: 8:16pm On Nov 18, 2016
Evaberry:
Another FTC!!!


I dedicate this to my love and to all lesbians nd all atheists here

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Anchor University Is Recruiting by goingape1: 8:13am On Nov 18, 2016
THEcolorGREEN:
N d guy go talk say "he be graduate o"
lol I won be ask am if he be graduate
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Anchor University Is Recruiting by goingape1: 8:12am On Nov 18, 2016
DavidMarshal:
why bro. am aspiring lecturer.
so I am! but the problem is with that school.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Anchor University Is Recruiting by goingape1: 10:01pm On Nov 17, 2016
ifisluv:
Pls how can 1 apply for any of those vacancy ?
the answer is right in front of you but still going about asking question!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Anchor University Is Recruiting by goingape1: 9:58pm On Nov 17, 2016
Mescopaul:
Are you in Lagos? Or you stay around Lagos? Then this is for you.




READ MORE HERE:
http://mescopaul..in/2016/11/job-vacancies-in-anchor-university_16.html
I rather apply for public toilet vacant than for me to apply in university!
PhonesRe: Unboxing The Infinix Zero 4 X555 In Pictures by goingape1: 9:49pm On Nov 17, 2016
ikp120:
Hey, any yahoo boy or mega rich folk in the house? Abeg buy this Infinix for me... I need to test it to really see if it makes sense grin
unless you want make them burst your yansh!


which guy go buy he fellow guy 98k phone unless the guy is the female ga y
RomanceRe: "I Knew She Was The One After We Had Sex" by goingape1: 11:58am On Nov 17, 2016
nathz45:
that's one good thing about the westerners, they are so out spoken unlike our ladies here that have Msc in PRETENSE
that's why I call them black idiots!
RomanceRe: Ways To Make your Man Propose To You Fast by goingape1:
nairalanddss:
Propose
He has been observing you since long and he’s been talking to you in the recent past. He seems to be admiring you and you too started liking him off late. You want him in your life, but you don’t want to openly ask him whether he wants to marry you.In order to get him to propose fast, you just need to create the ideal situation so that he himself will open up and ask you out without you having to do so. In fact, that is the best strategy when you are dealing with a man.

He will surely be able to understand that you fell in love with him if you send certain signals and behave in a particular way. That would be enough for any man to propose a woman.Here are some ways to make a man propose to you fast.


Ways to make a man propose to you fast are:




1.Don’t Scare Him: Your man observes you every second. He keeps noticing how you react to him when he approaches you or talks to you. You might scare him if your behaviour is harsh with him. He might think you don’t like him if you behave like that.

2.Create That Space: A woman just needs to create the ideal space and environment for a man. That’s it. Once he senses that, he will propose you naturally. Men generally try to sense a woman’s feelings through her behaviour.


3.Give Signals; Signals like looking into his eyes, smiling or feeling shy when he comes to talk to you, all indicate that you like him and such signals will make him propose you fast.


4.Make Him Feel Comfortable: Unless a man feels comfortable in your company, he will not propose you. So, ensure that he is at home in your company.


5.Display Interest: If you don’t display interest why would any man propose you?. Show that you too are interested by asking him questions about his family and life in general.


6.Smile Often: Smiles indicate positive feelings. During your conversations, if you keep smiling, he will understand that you are positive towards him.


7.Praise Him: To get a guy to propose fast, never lose an opportunity to praise him as that will make him understand that you do think about him. These are reasons enough for him to get ready to propose you.



These are the ways to make your man propose to you fast



http://www.jeloser.info/2016/11/ways-to-make-your-man-propose-to-you.html
our black idiots (naija women) are the proudest apes on this planet! there will rather frustrate your life and form one super hard to get piece of shiit when you approach them.

those black idiots will rather want you to approach them if only there are guarantee that there future will be secure with money.



black idiots don't smile when you approach them! there will do their face as if them saw there own smelly poop. angry


if you want to get a praise from a confirm black idiot, just make sure you keep a rope near your fan for future suicide in advanced! undecided them will never praised you! the only praise you will get from them is the praise of an INSULT!


if a black idiot smile at you just know that the world is coming to an end!



the only comfortability you will ever get from a black idiot is discomfortability .


the moment a black idiot set her eyes on you just know that your life will change from better to worse and from worse to misery!

CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's BBQ Show In Kenya, See How Ladies Flaunted Backsides (Photos) by goingape1: 8:59pm On Nov 16, 2016
tyokunbo:
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/11/16/asses-galore-at-tiwa-savages-bbq-party-see-how-ladies-flaunted-their-backsides-photos/

It was crazy on Tiwa Savage’s show at Ngong Racecourse in Nairobi. The event also saw superlative performances from controversial Kenyan rapper CMB Prezzo and South Africa’s spin master Heavy K. Apart from them, it was a galore of asses. Feast your eyes on some of them.
is it falling breas.t I'm seeing in the second pics or is my seeing something Elsie?
RomanceRe: Which Body Type Do Men REALLY Prefer? by goingape1: 4:21pm On Nov 16, 2016
I prefer a slim woman with a flat yansh and moderate boo bs.
I hate big yansh women and big big boo.bs
BusinessRe: We Are Investigating MMM Ponzi Scheme — EFCC by goingape1: 10:43am On Nov 16, 2016
olihilistic:
MMM till Buhari behaves like a human
lol. we pray so
BusinessRe: We Are Investigating MMM Ponzi Scheme — EFCC by goingape1:
amychizzy:
Myself I see that MMM as end time.... People should just be careful. I don't think I'm interested in the MMM
that's why you people are always poor!


your pastors will be doing MMM in the dark and preaching endtime in the day!


hypocrite
BusinessRe: We Are Investigating MMM Ponzi Scheme — EFCC by goingape1: 10:36am On Nov 16, 2016
I just get help of about 300k now now as we speak while the govt can't provide any means of youth employment but sitting there deliberating on things that is of no significant.


useless government

EducationRe: Difference Between Hi And Hello and How,When And Where To Use Them by goingape1: 1:26am On Nov 16, 2016
YankzyBonny:
Hi vs Hello
You have probably heard many English-speaking people say “hello” and “hi” to other people. These wordsare greetings, or exclamations, that you say when you first see someone. The difference between these two forms of greeting is in formality: they mean the same thing, but “hello” is more formal than “hi.” Let’s look at the definitions of “hello” first and then talk about when to use each word.
Hello is pronounced /həˈloʊ/ and hi is pronounced /haɪ/; both are nouns and exclamations. This is how the Oxford Advanced Learner’s Dictionary defines “hello”:
“used as a greeting when you meet somebody, when you answer the telephone or when you want to attract somebody’s attention.”
So there are three ways to use “hello”: 1) when you see someone, 2) when you answer the phone (pick up the phone and say “hello?”), and 3) to get someone’s attention.
Plural: “hellos”
Collocations: “Hello, [name of person],” [to say] hello to [somebody],” “[to exchange] hellos.”
Sample sentences:
Hello, Jane! Nice to see you.
On the phone: Hello? Who is this?
Please say hello to Jack for me and tell him I’m sorry I couldn’t come to the party.
Sam and Sue exchanged hellos and smiled at each other.
From across the room: Hello, Sam! How are you?
“used to show that you are surprised by something” (British English).
Sample sentences:
Hello?! What happened here?
“used to show that you think somebody has said something stupid or is not paying attention” (informal).
Sample sentences:
Hello, whydid you do that? What were you thinking?
Hello! Are you even listening to me?
Some formal synonyms for saying “hello” are “greetings,” “good morning/afternoon/evening” (depending on the time of day), “good day,” and “nice to meet/see you.” Both “hello” and “hi” are too informal to use in letters and emails; use something like “Dear [name]” instead.
English speakers generally use “hello” and “hi” at the beginning of a conversation. The greeting is often followed by a short, vague conversation before the main topic is addressed. Such a conversation might go like this:
Jane: “Hello, Jim. It’s nice to see you.”
Jim: “Hi, Jane. Nice to see you, too. How are you doing?”
Jane: “I am fine, thanks. How are you?”
Jim: “I am pretty well.”
A more formal conversation using “hello,” perhaps one between an employer (“boss”) and employee (“James”), might go like this:
Boss: “Hello, James. How are you this morning?”
James: “Good morning, Mr. Smith. I am well, thank you. How are you doing?”
Boss: “I am fine, thanks.”
Notice in this conversation how the employee (James), uses an even more formal greeting than “hello” – he says “good morning” to his boss and also uses the full form “thank you.” The boss is a bit less formal, using “hello” and “thanks” because he has more authorityin the relationship.
It can be a little bit difficult to know when to say “hi” and when to say “hello” or something even more formal. In general, keep in mind that “hi” is informal and you should use it only with people whom you already know, such as acquaintances, friends, and family. Do not say “hi” to someone you are meetingfor the first time. When in doubt, say “hello.”
http://www.differencebetween.net/language/words-language/difference-between-hi-and-hello/
Hello #Idyllwhizz
HI
Christianity EtcRe: Do Witches & Wizards Exist? I Don't Think So! by goingape1: 1:22am On Nov 16, 2016
loschivatos:
I can't just stop laughing....witches and wizard should come NL and use keyboard to explain it's secrets while you also use your keyboard from the comfort of your room to scrutinize just as you've been doing with people experiences.

Some where on this thread you were given a specific place to do your research, you turned it down, instead you requested 'they' should come here to give evidence by typing on keyboard .l mean no insult,but how old are you?

Experience with the supernatural is personal,spiritual path is personal,only when you experience it you can be convinced. I have a thousand reasons which are my experiences to believe in the supernatural not because one book called 'holy' said so, for those books only asisted the birth of atheism. My cent.
no mind am! until them shot am spiritual arrow of madness and he hit the street naked eating dead dead fowl for two weeks before the spiritual arrow faded away. he head go come back to his senses.



why them never shot am arrow besay he never find there trouble.
Christianity EtcRe: Do Witches & Wizards Exist? I Don't Think So! by goingape1: 1:09am On Nov 16, 2016
Seun:
A witch or wizard is a person who has been granted supernatural powers by 'the devil' and uses them to perpetrate evil against other people.

I don't believe that 'the devil' exists. I don't believe that supernatural powers exist. Consequently, I don't believe witches could possibly exist.

When I read about women and children being beaten and killed for "witchcraft", I feel terrible because I know they're almost certainly innocent.

Do you disagree with me? If so, please share with me the evidence you've come across that has convinced you that witchcraft is real. Thanks.
check your calendar! maybe you are two week backward from reality!

why bringing old post undecided

FamilyRe: Housewife Beaten To Coma For Investing Family Savings In MMM by goingape1: 8:57pm On Nov 15, 2016
dre11:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/11/15/housewife-beaten-coma-investing-family-savings-mmm/
I hate women but this man is a stvpid man!

you don't beat a woman who is trying to improve your life by investing!


I really hate men like this
FamilyRe: Reasons Why Some Men Never Cheat (must read) jl by goingape1: 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2016
ibibiofirstlady:
I wish Naija men will be sane
good! we do wish your father will be sane someday cos I know he is insane right now!
RomanceRe: #WorldSexualPurityDay: Nigerian Couple Who Avoided Pre-Marital Sex by goingape1: 12:03pm On Nov 15, 2016
rosalieene:
So many girls/ladies are willing to stay pure, but you will rarely see a guy that's not willing.
#veryfew guys are willing but where are they
shut up there! I said shut your mouth up angry

there are many guys who is infact over willing to stay pure but very few, I repeat very few women who have there yansh intact!


you all want money and if you can't get it you trade your yansh in exchange of money and be pretending that there are virgin just to catch a mugu!



you think we don't know you people undecided

self righteous hypocrite pretending that there are pure while there yansh is as wild as am elephant ass
RomanceRe: #WorldSexualPurityDay: Nigerian Couple Who Avoided Pre-Marital Sex by goingape1: 11:55am On Nov 15, 2016
sajubril:
http://www.trendyrammy.com.ng/2016/11/nigerian-lady-shares-her-sexual-purity.html
can any of our black idiot (naija women) can stay without having sex still marriage?


your answer is no! because all of them must have fvck one or two guys during there youth.

our black idiot(naija women) can't keep there smelly yansh one place because of money. undecided

we shouldn't be celebrating sexual purity because our black idiots have lost it.

were can you see black virgin in this country?
PoliticsRe: 'Men Should Be In The Kitchen & Women In Other Room' - Babangida Aliyu by goingape1: 9:37am On Nov 15, 2016
rubbish!
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie On Trump, Racism And The KKK (Video) by goingape1: 1:58pm On Nov 14, 2016
MarieSucre:
Where did she say feminist want penisses?
what the......!
she didn't.
I didn't even read the topic.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie On Trump, Racism And The KKK (Video) by goingape1: 1:44pm On Nov 14, 2016
MarieSucre:
What is Virginia? What does this have to do with the topic?
only talking about her feminist equal right stuff!

not the topic!

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