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chubaba22:
One of the ponzi schemes in Nigeria, Ultimate Cycler has crashed, sending panic waves across many of its Nigerian members who have invested their money in it as well as those who have equally invested in others such as MMM.

The ponzi website, Ultimate Cycler went down early Thursday morning, specifically around 10:30am(Nigerian time), shutting out every member who owns an account with it.

When accessed, the site initially displayed an error line of code, before displaying ”Error 500” in bold letters, then it proceeded to display another message: “ Be right back. We are currently updating the site to give you a more pleasurable experience and will be back online shortly. Our update estimation is to be complete over the next 6 – 12 hours. Thank you, Peter Wolfing.”

Ultimate Cycler is a new ponzi scheme that followed MMM . This new money doubling scheme claims a promise of better returns on invested money than MMM.

The hook for Ultimate Cycler is members get a return of N50,000 after paying N12,500 to a fellow member he or she registered under.
As at the time of filing this report, the ponzi website has still not come to life.

Dangers for members who have invested in it or others like MMM is that when such websites go down, chances are that it never comes up again and hence, “investors'” money goes with it.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/fear-grips-nigerians-mmm-others-ponzi-website-ultimate-cycler-crashes/

Broadsway:
My name is Broadsway and this is a summary of my relationship life, please do read and give me a tangible advice. Tnx

I started dating In senior sec sch to a guy I loved and who never loved me back but only dated my cos of my popularity and the attention I gave him, breaking up with him I dated another guy just to forget the first guy and also hoping this wud be better but it didn't turn out well, he tried wooing my girlfrnd by insulting me, I confronted him, he apologized but I couldn't stay with him, I just zereod my mind off him even though he showed he was sorry. Some times later like 3yrs after met another guy but it didn't last, this last one was the most terrible but I wud ignore it cos it brings tears to my eyes.

So right now after 5yrs from my second relationship and days of training myself to avoid relationships and just be friends with guys, I find myself with people that love me and wud want to spend their life with me, but I can't reciprocate the love any longer, I feel like I am deceiving them, I like dem, even one has stayed with me through all my pains and lafta and also there is the guy who is the second guy who wooed my friend still asking for a second chance and a lovely guy dah I met recently who i see as an angel and lastly there is a guy who has spread my qualities to all his fam members and frnds and I know he loves me dearly.

My main reason for writing this is to know if its possible to make my heart love again and if it can which one of these four guys shud I stay with?

Tnx

JVgal:
Lol, trouble maker, i talk to you? Did i insult u or d op dat u ve to mention me? Y r u taking my comment personal? As for me looking like a man, show me ur pic. And please go for check up. I think u ve eyes problem.

JVgal:
Five rounds aunty u try ooo, i cnt even go two. Back to advise, sit him down n talk

Geraldyne:
Hi,
Its not a friends story or from a blog,its mine and I want you all to read and give me matured advice.

I've been in a relationship for almost 8 months now and everytime I go to visit my boyfriend..he must demand sex,even if I say am on my period.
Sometimes I just get furious and say am no longer interested in the relationship and he starts begging and because I love him, I forgive him.
He'll stop that for a while,then start it all over again.

He doesn't consider my feelings at times, there was a certain time I was still mourning the death of my cousin,he came around and after symphatizing with me,he wanted us to have sex..Gosh! I was so pissed.

The one that pissed me off the most was last night,after having like 5 rounds,I felt sore all over, I told him that and he stopped,then this morning, while I was trying to pray,he started touching me again saying he wants me.

I don't just understand whether this is normal,sometimes I just displease myself to please him but still he's not satisfied.

Am confused on whether to quit or not,cos apart from the sex thing,he still has his good sides and I dont want to make a wrong decision.

pls advice a confused sister...thanks

Hadez:
I wanna get a man that will love me for this long even till after marriage

thowbie7ven:
maybe they're into "no sex" before marriage....but them worwor sha...no offence pls

CastedDude:
This soon-to-be bride showed her man what he's about to gain by flashing her famous asset, (her backside) for him in "sexy" pre-wedding photos after 10 years of dating. The Nigerian couple, Hana and Golade -who started dating far back as 1996 are set to tie the knot later this month.Congratulations to the couple in advance.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/12/lady-flashes-her-bum-for-her-man-in-pre.html

ovyekuju:
http://punchng.com/man-beats-up-policewoman-exposes-her-breasts/

https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/punchng/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/22103118/Police-logo1.jpg

CertifiedNaija:
What do you think about this shoot?

Yay or Nay

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/lady-pose-nude-with-holy-bible-in-viral.html?m=1

StupidYorubaFool:
make Thunder scatter that mod that deleted my thread against the pampering of women...
thank God it wasn't data I used to create that thread..
twas a WiFi, I would have invited sango to deal with that ur family..
useless nairaland moderators.

to my fellow misogynist on nairaland...
don't relent, do not join other guys to pamper this useless girls who have nothing other than a pussy to offer..
make ur dollars and use it to punish them and make them slaves.
naija girls don't worth it at all.
cc
finalboss
ifakiland
finalboss1
goingape
goingape1
goingape2
paulkillerman

sorry this article is lengthy, created a formed intriguing and voluminous write up before seuun's servants deleted it

EternalTruth:
fools like u are the reason girls have a happy ride on cos it's apparent that you've been dociled and you're so gullible enough to exchange the dignity of ur Gender just for an ass licking of a smelly pussy... case of the biblical Esau who sold his birthright just for a morsel of food..
you're a Shame, opprobrium, ignominy and disgrace to the male gender..
u think u can disgrace the male folks with your sheer stupidity??
nonsense...
goingape1 and ifakiland pls come and finish off this bastar.d
@stupidyorubafool.. thumbs up man I dey ur back jare

Raine80:
Virtual warrior.....Men know that women are an overmatch for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or the most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.

DLondonboiy:
Suya...

it has this yellowish smell..

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999]u changed it .but it still...... [/color]

Neenie:
*fvckboi sighted*

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999]interesting signature u got.[/color]

pxjosh:
Someone told me she had a crush on me. Initially I didn't believe her considering how much of an a.hole I can be. Now she's taking it to another level, always calling me her crush in front on my other friends and colleagues. This thingy makes me very uncomfortable at times and I don't know what to tell her.

How do I tell her to stop calling me her crush anytime she sees me around?

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]I used 2 be shy but when i liked a boy i didnt play round bout that.
☆☆☆☆
I remember there was this 1 time i saw this cute little dude i liked

i near flipped my bike and all the little groceries i was carring in the wire basket attached 2 the front running up in behind him.
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truthspeaks:
Then they resort to d company of a cucumber

dainformant:
Here are trending photos of a pre-wedding shot between a Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps NSCDC official and his sweetheart. Ubong Essien and Miss Inemesit Essien will be joined together in Holy Matrimony on Saturday, 10th of December in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state. See photos below

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/12/checkout-these-pre-wedding-photos.html

OMOTOWO:
If I hear...me wey don dey sleep with my elder sister friend from pry 3 ...shoro niyen

Adesiji77:
http://punchng.com/young-people-must-remain-virgins-marriage-ayade/

Stupedinluv:
I am still waiting for that beauty queen that would wow me

Still same old boring looks

chimere66:
Toyin Aimakhu gave a female fan goosebumps at the recently concluded Exquisite Lady Of The Year Awards in Lagos.The fan pictured below requested to carry the actress and the moment she granted her request,the dazzled fan gushes immense love for.

Below is how the fan recounted her awesome experience with Toyin Aimakhu


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/excited-female-fan-carries-toyin.html?m=1

Mimido2:
must quote d whole story?

Kathmandu:
The rate of scandal from this Yoruba Nollywood is becoming nauseating

deturla:
After my crazy Prostitute experience and post, a friend and a reader of my blog decided to share his crazy story with me! Lalasticlala, please help review in case it is front page worthy.

Mind you, this is a true life story!

Are you with me? Sit tight!

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Back in the days, I used to ask myself. Why do I always feel this evil urge to snoop on my partner’s phone? Well, this story I am about to share will tell you why it is never ever good to want to check your partner’s phone and how what I saw almost gave me a heart attack.

The reasons for me wanting to spy on my partner are not far-fetched. They are the backdrop of these two probing questions.

1. Why was she always laughing heartily when chatting?

2. Why was she uncomfortable when I tried to touch her phone?

I learnt my lesson the bitter way during my NYSC days and trust me I would never try it again.

I was posted to a school in a village somewhere in the Southwest as a teacher, and I decided to settle in after trying countless times to redeploy to PortHarcourt to no avail.

On my way to report at my place of primary assignment (PPA) as ‘they’ call it, I met two other female Corp members in the bus headed same way.

Ada and Cynthia (not real names) were very beautiful girls, but based on my ‘convo’ with the two of them, Ada seemed more exposed and mature than Cynthia.

I therefore resorted to choosing Cynthia as my target for NYSC relationship since she appeared the easier ‘catch’ based on my analysis. After all, NYSC is National year of Sex and Cohabitation.

After settling down in Corpers’ lodge provided by the school, I tried my best to get close to Cynthia but she always seemed not to be interested in me. I got my lucky break a month later when both Cynthia and Ada had a serious misunderstanding.

We became close and I told her my intentions.

Cynthia ‘claimed’ to be a church worker/evangelist in nearby Lagos and continued with her church activities in school and the village. I once saw Cynthia counselling female students on premarital sex and keeping boyfriends at such age.

Cynthia refused my sexual advances due to her ‘seeming’ religious beliefs, although she was not a virgin. She claimed to be born again and in my mind I was like

E be like say I don find wife oh!

Cynthia would tell me stories about the numerous guys toasting and disturbing her and the fool that I was, we would laugh over it, not knowing ‘she and I were both laughing at my foolishness’

As Konji was taking a hold of me, I began to look for alternatives, but the fear of Cynthia made most of my targets say No.

Thinking to myself, I would say:

Nawa o, babe dey help chop my 19,800 allawi plus 25000 my uncle sends me and yet no show.

Cynthia would travel down to Lagos every two weeks for church activities, and share me stories of the crusade service and I would say to myself,

This geh really loves me sha, well, I love her too.

Cynthia usually makes use of my Laptop to chat on Facebook. There was this particular occasion when one of her so called toasters once sent her a nude pic, and she screamed to me;

‘Boo, can you see this arrant nonsense’?

Such a wonderful and faithful girlfriend! I would say!

Our corper love wantintin continued until one Friday, I was alone and bored in the lodge, just staring at the ceiling doing nothing.

Cynthia had gone to Lagos as usual for her crusades and other corp members had gone for celebration at a nearby village. I brought out my laptop, connected my modem and began to surf the internet.

After surfing for about an hour, I decided to check Facebook.

As I opened the Facebook page, Cynthia’s ID stared at me in the face.

I remembered it was her account that was last logged in. At that moment, the evil thought of checking her Facebook chats occurred to me.

You know, when you use another person’s device to log into your Facebook account, you will untick the remember me text box so that no one will be able to check your account when you are gone.

I was in this process trying to figure out what her password would be when I remembered that earlier that week I had helped Cynthia register for a job advert using a username and password she wrote at the back of my Jotter.

I quickly searched for that jotter, found it and tried the same password and Hooray! I was in her account.

I began to check her chats with her so called toasters/disturbers.

In her chat with Felix (not real name), he was making some crazy sexual requests (that blew my brains out), which my born again Cynthia obliged.

They chatted about their last escapade how he enjoyed her so much.

You need to see as drops upon drops of sweat cascaded down my face as if I just finished having my bath without drying the water off my body!

Wallahi, that water could fill a glass cup of drink. It was crazy, I was shocked!

So the so called church programs she went for was all a lie, I opened my mouth in disbelief.

I found two other chats with some other guys she was sleeping with.

Have you ever felt heartbroken before? The beats of your heart? Like you wanted to floor to open and swallow you up?

Mine was more. I was perspiring, heavy breaths oh! It wasn’t a small something.

I could not eat for 2 days till I fell ill. I practically kicked myself so hard. I was so naive and stupid.

I felt like I wanted to die!

I learnt my lesson that day, Never ever snoop on your partner because what you may find can lead to heart attack.

Biko, if you know you cannot deal with the worst! Don’t ever snoop on your partner’s phone oh!

You want to know what I did to Cynthia when she returned?

Hehe! Funny readers, I’d leave that for another day! Abeg! I cannot share it here, maybe when you come check Deedeesblog, I can decide to share! LOL!

I am very sure a lot of you guys can relate to this! Have you ever snooped on your partner’s chats before? Did you see the unbelievable, as for me, na only God go allow me trust woman again as I almost had a heart attack.

Feel free to share your experiences!

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/12/01/day-died-girlfriend-phone/

TunezMediaTV:
Sophia Momodu the mother of Davido's daughter, Imade is currently on vacation in Florida and she used the opportunity to flaunt her sexy curves on the beach in a hot blue bikini.

See photos below as shared on her snapchat

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/12/davidos-babymama-sophia-flaunts-hot.html

broseme:
Officers of Lagos State Rapid Response Squad have uncovered diesel adulterating factories underneath Oregun Link Bridge, Ikeja, Loagos State. Over 20 suspects were arrested during the raid. The area was littered with surface tanks, tankers, buses and drums. Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni ordered investigation into diesel adulteration in the area and deployed police to man area.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/photos-rrs-officials-uncover-diesel.html

AdoraAmadi:
A Facebook user, Akande Thomas, shared this experience of an MMM participant who claims God rejected his tithe from MMM earnings and clearly told him Christians involved in the scheme have had their names removed from the book of life.

Read post below:

The Reality of MMM.
(From a participant)

When I was initially introduced to MMM, I went to God in prayer to seek for HIS approval. HE clearly told me that I cannot engage in it because those Christians involved in the scheme have had their names removed from the book of life. I was seriously troubled and at the same time afraid as I prayed passionately. As soon as I finished praying, I thought within myself ‘could this voice restraining me be of God?’. Just as I was meditating, another voice came saying; ‘It can not be of God but rather from the devil trying to tie you down in perpetual poverty for the rest of your life.’ So I quickly neglected the former voice for the latter.

I decided to try the scheme with 250k. At the month end, I was so happy when I saw the return of the investment. Could life had been better than this? God punish the devil that would’ve restrained me from this ‘bumper harvest’. Then I decided to pay my tithe. Just as I was planning to make the withdrawal, God ministered to me – ‘I don’t have anything to do with such money.’ I broke down in tears regretting what I have done in disobeying God. I pleaded for forgiveness of which I know HE has mercifully answered. I closed my MMM account but till now I don’t just know what to do with the money God has rejected.

I’m sharing this as a result of the concern for the brethren in this last days. Though some people may decide to be asking rhetoric questions but I believe serious minded Christians will go to God to also hear from HIM.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/12/god-will-remove-your-name-from-book-of.html