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ShyCypher:
Your response makes absolutely no sense.

But diversionary tactics are typical traits in dim, unintelligent creatures that have nothin' noteworthy to offer.

BornnAgainChild:
Women doing better than men since the year 1900

kidap:
It is no longer news that Rosy Meurer was accused by Tonto Dikeh of sleeping with her now estranged husband, Olakunle Churchill. Nollywood actress took to her Instagram page to put her big butts and said self discipline is everything someones needs to conquer physical and mental being. Checkout the caption and photos

"Self-Discipline is everything. If you can conquer your physical and mental being, you can conquer anything in the world. #selfdecipline #everythingrosy#rosykisses#QueenOfAllQueens?".


http://news.nollyzone.com/rosy-meurer-puts-big-butts-display/

tellwisdom:
This guy with his burial songs...I Should have invited him for my grand mothers burial

xxxtedyxxx:
I promise this is going to make an interesting read- Don't skip or Scroll.


The 3 Simple Reasons Why Girls Friendzone You.

You will agree with me that getting 'friendzoned' is the most painful thing when it comes to male-female social dynamics. The funny thing is, most guys don't even know when they are in the friendzone. But What does it mean to get friendzoned?

In literal terms, to get friendzoned by a girl is to be considered as just a friend, with no hope of intimacy; or to be considered as a big brother, the one who provides her basic needs and gives her advice.

Once you are in the dark abyss of friendzone, your chances of ever seeing the light of day is slim. It's even better for you to be dumped as a boyfriend ( yea, guys do get dumped too!) than for you to be lost in the friendzone with no hope of rescue. This article aims to bring to the foreground of your mind the three basic reasons why girls always see you as a big brother; or to put it more succinctly, a 'MAGA'.

SirMichael1:
A faceless forum is an internet platform where users’ open threads, make comments, engage in conversations all under the guise of being anonymous. Examples are Nairaland, Kongregate, Pantheonmmo, etc.

I'll be focusing solely on this forum and also use it as an example as it is what we are conversant with.

With the inception of google-reverse image search, your display photo on Nairaland could be easily traced back to your Facebook, Twitter or Instagram account and people can get in touch with you through those social media platforms. So you aren’t as anonymous as you think after all.

Google reverse image search is simply uploading a photo or providing a url to the photo on google image search and watch google do its magic of finding out similar images.

What this implies…

1. This implies that if you’re an e-bully and you have your DP placed, you could be easily traced back to any of your social media accounts and get arrested for online battery, e-bullying and other offences (are these even legal?)

2. To the ladies who make it hard for guys to slide into their DMs, Emails or whatever, this idea can come in handy for ‘crushes’ to get in touch with the real person behind a moniker on the social media platform and start off a relationship from there (who knows?)

3. To the stalkers… This just advanced your stalking skills to grade ‘A’ and you can infiltrate your victim’s privacy as you wish and banter them off-NL.

4. E-fights will not only start and end on NL with the deactivation of a moniker, so if a moniker deactivates out of frustration, the attacker could still slide into his/her Facebook wall and continue the assault there until he’s blocked

5. The wealthy guys, broke guys, slay queens, gold diggers will finally be identified (Not good right? Yeah)

6. Finally, the most dangerous part. You could be killed! Like really killed. If you’ve provoked a serial killer and he does a trackback of your DP and finds your location through Facebook… You’re skewed! Dead! (Yikes! Scary right? Yeah, that wouldn't matter when you're dead )

All these can only work if your Nairaland DP is on any other internet platform like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc


Caution: Take heed to these things as you can lose your life.

Cladez:
Boobs disappeared Hip disappeared Phone transformed.

iamphill:
. please tell me more about this hormone implants and where I can get them. cheers

squash47:
NCAN correspodent reporting live from Delta....analysis has shown that no Egbeyinka can be found in biafra...because Egbeyinka is like Soyinka,The notorious cultist,and since Soyinka is from the land of EWEDU,ndi ofe mmanu.....
that means,the couple must be Afonjas!! because,any crime,like gay,fraud or skull mining, they are kings in it ! thats their area of concentration....
MODIFIED:
FTC
i dedicate this FTC to all the guys who beat their girlfriends..i want to say that the almighty Gawd of thunder and lighting shall purnish u all Women Beaters......if u want to show ur manliness why don't u go and join the army to fight Boko Haram in Borno ? bastard

Tilda30:
wow I need one of those

lalasticlala:
I got this mail from a Nairalander. Please read and advice him.

Read the unedited mail below:.


From A Nairalander

motun2017:
aw abt we check your mum?

Makapedia:
I saw this Picture Online ... i was like God bless this Marriage ... check this Picture below.

She is so Beautiful ....

http://www.viviangist.com.ng/viral-pre-wedding-picture

Bestlily:
hope its not costly to remove as well?

Bestlily:
Gist me about this?

brandydaniells:
i repeat never you bring forth children to this world to suffer ..
You selfish human beings

You out of your love for sex bring forth kids you dont have the money to carther for ...
Yet u keep giving birth to more

Only for you to give them away as maids to heartless people

Yesterday i witness a child being scared with a hot iron to the extent she jumped from a 5 storey building landing with her head to coma!

The painful fact is that she is my friend ...just 12years of age and she has done nothing to the world ..so innocent and she jumped naked to coma .. if she survives it she will be disfigured or perhaps mad!!
All because some sex crazy couples wont plan before giving birth ....am heart broken ill stop here ...for now ...i hope nigeria adopts china's law of one children per couple...

use a condom if u cant raise your kids

nonsense!!

GodBlessMe4Life:
See who is excreting with his perverted throat. Your f*cking Mohammed is busy dipping his serpent preek in the hottest lava in the real hell fire not in the 72 transparent gem oloshos you are dreaming of. While his anus is also been sucked inside out with his intestines by a shape-shifting aboki demon with barbwired pestle for preek. #StinkingIslamicPigs #GodPunishYourSoCalledallah

TheAlchemist:
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Take all your problems to Jesus... Do not go anywhere for so called solutions... The Devil never gives anything for free.
A word is good enough for the wise.

YoungDaNaval:
I was watching this sermon on TV where a pastor was preaching on how necessary it is to pay your tithe which is 10% of your income but funny enough, he didn't specify the kinda job or how you earn the income that'll enable you to pay your tithe.

Rather he focus on the implications of not paying your tithe. So many questions Keep ringing in my mind.

Should it be considered right or wrong if prostitute pays his tithe? A Yahoo boy nko? what about our politicians? I'll like to hear your thoughts

ollah1:
Only hypocrites, bigot and sentimental people write you. When a Christian does something, then something is behind it but if a Muslim does same thing it's his faith.


I bow at your stupidity, it should be patented

lonikit:
There are lots of things that people do to hurt another. The christian leaders preach that we Should always forgiven and forget. In my own case I easily forgive but I don't forget whatever you have done either to hurt or to impress me.

Does the fact that I don't forget mean I have not forgiven the person that hurt me.

Is it even possible to forget?

ollah1:
The problem with folks like you is that, you know nothing but act like they know everything. The listed names did their terrorists acts in the past one year.

Christians have killed more and also ruined more countries.

ollah1:
Oscar Morel, Darren Osbourne are Christians that killed Muslims on what they believe in

shams040:
it wld av been bad for her if she dos.

I pray Allah forgive her and grant her paradise.

Brother I pray Allah guide u so u wnt die upon wat u curretnly belif in.

TheHistorian:
Hope She gave her life to Christ before her demise?

RIP!

Zerhraddeenx:
Daughter Of Ex-Governor Of Jigawa State (Alhaji Sule Lamido) Is Dead. (PHOTOS)

Innanillahi Wa'inna Ilaihi Raji'un.
Assalamu-Alaikum, my Brothers and
Sisters. It's with great sadness that I have to notify the entire Nairalanders for the demise of Sule Lamido's Daughter (Hajiya Hadiza)
Hajiya Hadiza was the second Daughter of Alhaji Sule Lamido, she was born in 1979.
She died today (Sunday) in India, following her long illness.
In-Sha-Allah, Her burial time would be announced as soon as they arrive Nigeria.
On behalf of The Family of Late Alhaji Ibrahim Kwana, and I would like to express our sincere condolences to Dr. Sule Lamido.
May her Precious Soul R.I.P.P, Allahumma Ameen.
CC: Mynd44, OAM4J.

elantraceey:
For my parents I will for peace sake but for my children they'll never be a need for that.

Rorachy:
I need such Amen .

Angelanest:
A Nigerian lady is over the moon after receiving this lovely gift from her husband. Ogbuokiri Nina revealed that he hubby got her the new ride for not giving up on him all this years. According to information gathered online, the couple who has been together for 5 years - got married some months back. Congrats to the lady for her new car.

Below is what the excited lady shared on her Facebook page;

Who says God dose not answers prayers. This my new wipe from my hubby .To my husband for putting smiles on my face, I here to say a big thank you for all that you have done for me all this years , all you want is my happiness. May God bless and keep you for me Honey .

I wasn't expecting it this big . were will I start from this is too much . I could remember back in the days how will started together and here we re as husband and wife now to this. Love is a beautiful thing oh yea . thanks once more honey...

I want my story to inspire the poor and to let ladies know that u must not sell your body just to look rich.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/man-buys-car-for-his-wife-for-being-faithful-to-him.html