₦airaland Forum

iamyemiakins:
Iceberg Slim really chop this babe

Lool

Bobmarie:
Lol. If the case were reversed and a lady typed that about men that early in a thread, she would be torn to pieces. But you won’t admit that because you’re a hypocrite. And a very funny one at that.

There is no truth is saying nothing can be gotten from a woman when one birthed him. He wasn’t joking and he calls ladies useless all the time. I just left a thread where he commented something similarl. Also, you need help if you found that funny. You don’t know what a ‘sense of humor’ is and when to use it the phrase either because there is nothing remotely funny about saying nothing good can be gained from women.

This was as simple as can be.
If you still have something opposing to say to my compelling argument, keep it to yourself because that shows you are not that smart and I don’t engage unintelligent people who cannot think for themselves.

Loool, Smh. Even from anyone reading your write up will know your type. SOME of you are just the same. Btw I have other things to do, not just sitting there and following threads smh.

Bobmarie:
A senseless person dropped a senseless quote about a gender your birth mother and sisters belongs to and you are here laughing like a giraffe instead rearranging his teeth the cybercafe way.

What a person.

Smh thank you. Quote by the so called “senseless person” got a little truth and kinda funny to SOME folks. Sorry but get a sense of humor. It will help u

Kriss216:
Women and Gossip


Nothing about this gender is worth emulating.


Tueh!

Lool haha

Opeyemiextra:
These are very valid points because we have come to understand that love is not just enough to sustain a relationship. Communication, understanding and a little compromise here and there are important for the success of marriage or any relationship at all.

TRUE. “Little compromise”

Haha I believe some marriages are lovely, good sides sometimes outweigh the bad sides. I say this from a personal experience. “ Without my mums support and sacrifices, I don’t think my dad will be the man he is today” . Only God knows this for a fact but from what ive seen with my eyes since I was a kid living in my fathers rented 1 room apartment, driving a kitty saloon haha to when we moved to his 7 bedroom mansion, owning SUVs Benz etc Chale smh. A good wife is sweet I guess. But a bad wife or marriage will kill you early. This I think although I’m not married yet lol but I’m over due oh based on Nigeria calculation

cutecommend:
Looking for a decent girl today is not as so easy. We have decent and God-fearing ladies, and we have many ladies who have sex. Before you meet your wife, she might have had several sexual partners, probably met bad guys, probably done lots of bad stuff.... You will just have to close your eyes, ignore the past and move to marry her like that...

In Ghana we say “APU” to this sort of statement. Chale I beg in the name of the God that I serve in my religion, their are some pasts one should NEVER ignore when it comes to marriage.

There is a reason companies employ more expatriates. How many cases has anyone heard their was fraud or something in a company manned by expatriates in certain positions. Smh

Swiftlee:
The pictures would not be too clear because it has been rainy and wet since yesterday. The weather also looks too moist. How did your Christmas celebration go?
r231, Freiburger

London can have a very shitty weather, everytime rain lol

Baawaa:
Louder the volume,government should do the needful before it get out of hand.

Hear the governor talk on this on the ig link below

https://www.instagram.com/p/CX1uuctl5fQ/?utm_medium=copy_link

TheGreatIYANU:
PS, have you had any such crazy experiences?

I'd love to read them


Edit: Wow! We made front page!!! thanks to Seun and the Mod that gave us this awesome Christmas gift.

No please. I pray it remains so mate

afrorossiyatv:
Pictures

Lovely haha. I hear it’s very cold there compared to Europe, how do u cope bro? And by the way where did u guys buy your tops the Ghana print

God1000:
All na for social media consumption

Lol

Plantiff:
Christmas is for kids who have no financial responsibilities,

For Couples who have responsibilities to love their partners everyday and consistently show them that they love them on special days,

For parents who have the responsibility of making their kids smile and pass down the santa fairy tale,

For all those who have a place to call home,

Some of us have had our girlfriends leave us this period, and our extended families' hope of also perceiving delicious chicken aroma evaporate from the kitchen like other houses in the neighborhood rests on our shoulders yet we do not have a dime to show for our struggle since January, the first.

Lost in a foreign land, we can't even visit no friend.

These are the Christmas stories the social media does not cover.

True except your first statement hehe

dedons:
I was born into an average family with my parents always doing their best to make us happy during Christmas celebration very year.

Unfortunately, I ventured into business this year but lost everything due to the evil employees I had. They intentionally wrecked the business and disappeared. I've been weeping since October till date and left with nothing.

I woke up this morning but couldn't say a word of prayers, instead I found myself weeping again. I do hope on God for divine provision and restoration.

It is well.

Bro I know when anyone that haven’t experienced such says CHEER up, they may not understand. To them it may seem easy but I SWEAR a similar thing happened to me some years ago. I lost all the money, I felt like i was gonna run mad, debts plus my own money lost to execute the government project. I was owed and wasn’t paid. But I tell you authoritatively CHEER up, I know it can be hard but it’s not impossible. Very soon, you will remember this episode and laugh about it. Cheer up u got life and and your family.

edego2up:
I married my wife and my father in-law gave us his blessings after that every year ending I use to give my father in-law things like rice chicken and some ingredients for the celebration,
By late last year my in-law died and these things which i use to give my father in-law now goes to my mother inlaw, but the senior brother to my father in-law is now on my neck, anytime he sees my wife,he always is threatening fire and brimstone.

He says that since his brother's demised we have not been visiting him and infact have not received any Christmas gift from US
Meanwhile,in every Christmas i always do for my mother inlaw what i should have done for my father in-law.

I am now confused i don't know who to serve now between my mother in-law and uncle in-law.he is now blowing fire and brimestone

The major matter now is how i can be able to service my mother inlaw and my uncle in-law then my family. I am a low income earner just managing to keep ends meet, see where i now find myself.

The main reason i am nolonger at ease is because these tribe are mainly known to practice witchcraft especialy the very family.

Please nairalanders what should I do now to save my head and the head of my loved ones.
If you love jokes kindly skip this Post for this is a very serious matter.

Even now my mind is telling me to devorse her and life goes on, will this decision also affect me? infact how, how, hooooooowwwwee?

Bro but before you married this girl, didn’t you know this family practice witchcraft? And you still went ahead. I’m sorry I can’t advise as my advice might sound abit NOT nice. I wish you well, Merry Xmas

MALIGNANTGuest:
Has shoprite left entirely.?
I thought it was bought over by some Nigerians.
Anyway, I don't know where such can be purchased in Nigeria but if you check Top Departmental shops around you, u may be lucky.
Shoprite would have been the Best place!

I have no idea oh haven’t been there in years, i also heard they were pulling out from Nigeria. Thanks bro will send someone. cheers

MALIGNANTGuest:
The Veggies are available in packs.
So we just purchase them and make our stew.
It makes it a lot easier.
Here are the parts of the Veggies preserved in the refrigerator!

Where can this be purchased please? Spar? Frozen store? Shoprite is gone now abi?

myfantasies:
Abeg who they cook Xmas rice, na food they me important..... Nothing else

Lool

MALIGNANTGuest:
The essence of this, is to appreciate the hardworking women out there who contribute a lot in ensuring their Loved ones & the neighbors around them are well fed and nurtured.
This, I'm doing using the Savory Kitchen Efforts of my Lovely Wife as a point of reference.

Mind you;
There's no single Family that's devoid of issues.
We can't keep pushing Family problems to the Front Page & not expecting its repercussions.
Human Interactions will always generate rancor but how u manage it determines the outcome.
Only the DEAD rests in Calmness.
There's no legal suit in the grave!

When I started, I was secretly taking pictures of my meal, but I was caught along the line.
So, the few pictures I have here, are the results of my efforts at capturing them.

So, I appreciate her for such tremendous work.
It's been wonderful engulfing all these delicacies.
My Weight is now under critical watch .

Omo your enjoying oh Eii Lool
@oats and peanut thats healthy, fish everywhere good protein chai, and veggies. Mayne future wifey must sabi cook sha Lool

GboyegaD:
What will you do if I told you I rocked 3 winners in shorts, a sweater, and a sandal?

I loved the feel of the cold against my body however, I hated its pains on my ears. I stopped the year a man approached me that he could get me winter gears cos I had more than enough but I was enjoying my crazy attitude.

Try using hoodie abi that stuff that covers ur ears and head. Sometimes one would feel like their ears are bleeding. Chale it’s not nice mayne

Judithjovial:
Check the signature

Thank you but signature says a lot about coin and not nft. Cheers

neurosci:
The thing is that foreign media usually find a way to market themselves as having the best life while they market Africa as a jungle. Somehow, we have all bought into that stereotype.

Not ALL but yea most.

Justinlean02:
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NikkyIvy:
Hello Nikky,

I love the pictures you have been sharing with us this season. But I just want to share this my first experience Of White Christmas with you and everyone.

As a teenager, I always loved watching or seeing Hollywood Christmas movies especially on Hallmark movies Channel. Its something I looked forward to every Christmas.

The best part was always the part they play in the snow, build snow men or when I hear stuff like; "its white Christmas!" I remember I used to wish we had snow during Christmas in Naija. I would have given anything to convince God to change our yeye harmattan to winter.

Anyway to cut this long story short, somehow I traveled abroad and it was a wonderful experience. All my mind was like; finally, I will experience white Christmas. November arrived, and the cold was okay. Snow came and I was waiting for the type I used to see on TV.

When December arrived with the snow, I just began packing my bags. The cold no be here! It felt like living inside the freezer. Infact it was worse. My heart nearly froze. It was under a thick blanket and with my heater running at full blast 24/7 that I realized white Christmas na Scam. It is fine only in the movies ooh. Infact, the cold made our cold harmattan Christmas feel like childs play. I could not even go out not to talk of building snow man abi woman.That was how my childhood dreams came crashing down on me �

I am happily back and enjoying the Christmas season and our local delicacies with friends and family. Our electricity is not stable but the weather is simply the best for a Christmas celebration and I am loving our harmattan season with my full chest.

Sometimes it gets so cold one feels like their ear is bleeding smh I salute those folks that live in Russia during winter

No I don’t believe it is INEVITABLE like some people will say, a parent must REMOVE this mentality completely and never show it even if that particular child does things that gladden the heart. I’m speaking from real life experience on the outcomes which are never good of having this attitude from a mother and grandmother that I know.

I wish i could get a clearer situation from BOTH sides otherwise I cant comment on this issue

“Giving 2 d poor can make up 4 sin“

How do you know this is true? Well I mean It’s morally right to give and the Christian Bible and the Quran does encourage it but again I ask on what other fact or authority do you say this? So someone commits crime eg stealing etc and then donates the reward from crime and all his/her sin are cleared with no purnishment rite?

Coz truth is a greater percentage of ugly men have money. They may not have the good looks that lots of ladies want so the next good bet is to have money haha. I know a friend from that state. I swear the kind of pretty girls he pulls chale Smh...he tells me bro, just buy her a car that’s all loooool

Smh

Smh it’s a fucking cat

Smh I knew something was fishy. Well let the police conclude there investigation.