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Anybody know wot standard chartered pays?

Nairalanders, 4 planning purposes, i need to know how soon i can get GMAT scores after i take the test? ur valuable contributions will b appreciated,

If u ain't no punk, holla we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup, yeah, thats something that you need to have, or when she leaves your ass, she's going to leave with half!!!
             -Kanye West- (Gold digger)

for the last time, callin all who are going for the 3 week orientation camp in bauchi, lets hook up in camp, my no. is 08023500845

GOLDMAN SACHS BABY!!! THATS THE PLACE 2 BE!!!, I marvel when I hear people talk in awe of salaries as meagre as 200k a month or 2.6mil a yr!!!, In London, 1st year analysts (fresh outta school) in Goldman Sachs can earn as much as GBP 37,000 plus close to 100% in bonuses (depending on performance), Y'all need to hav bigger dreams people, Even other companies in Nigeria dwarf the payouts of these so called "great banks", plus they don't hav to undergo slave labour all the days of their lives!!!

my bro and i, gunners 4 life, man u , e ma run down!!!

Man U will b gunned down as they were last season!!! All Man U fans, E ma rundown!!! I hope u come to tears as u view the pics I attached (Igwe and V-persie celebrating after beating ManU for the 2nd time last season)

Love Gaby, Bt there is sumthn so incredibly sexy about BREE as well, Love her too!!!

How on earth do I change my PROFILE PIC, Been tryin 4 like 7years now!!!

80K pere!!!! That My friend is not enough motivation to stay in this country! Abeg go do your masters, Jst make sure u do it in a good school and in a relevant course if u intend 2 come bak, Know a dude who earns 700 grand a month @ 26yrs in lag, so trust me 80grand should not b enough 2 keep u here because provided u go to a GOOD school, ure almost CERTAIN to get a much better deal when u return, And who knows u may even get a GOOD JOB there, I know of a company in the U.K that pays as much as GBP 37,000 with POTENTIALLY (If u shine well well) up to 100% in bonuses, And dont even say its impossible to get in cos I hav a cousin who works there now, Got a first degree here and did his Msc in a top school over there, So trust me, Start thinkin BIG!, 80k should not satisfy u at all,

Defied a strict order by the head of the A-LEVEL school I was in, not to leave the premises, I practically wrestled the security man and ran for God knows how long jst 2 see my girl in her hostel who wasnt feelin well and couldn't come 2 school th@ day!!!! As if that wasnt enough,wen I finally got there, I had no choice but 2 infiltrate a girls only hostel with VERY STRICT "NO BOY" RULES AND A VIOLENT MATRON jst so I could see her luvly face,

@ Ladapo
Very well said bro

, If, u get rejected often, u need 2 review ur game plan, I know 4 sure that 1 reason y some guys get rejected often is cos they aren't patient enough b4 moving in 4 the kill, U need 2 be more patient, If u try 2 strike too quickly, the girl will feel you are a randy son of a bi*** and that u view her as jst a ho, Even if the girl is indeed a ho, every girl likes to be wooed and at least shown some respect, Some dudes that are too forward get rejected by even ho's that everyone has had, Also, when a girl has an obvious crush on you (she calls u, texts you, smiles at u everytime etc) Dont take it as the cue to pounce on her wen nxt u guys are alone, Just play along and let the girl feel u like her (or know u like her if u actually do) Wait until she is so obviously in love wit u and let her attraction levels rise from just emotional to both emotional and physical, Then u move in 4 the kill, I call it the E+P law, Emotions r usually never enough, u also need to let her b attracted 2 u physically, Good luck people

Postings are out in U.I, and I got GOMBE They say however that due to logistics, some of us will spend the 3weeks orientation camp in BAUCHI, So 4 now, I dont even know which jungle im goin 2 b spendin 3 weeks in yet!!! Ive got some serious issues:

1. Im seriously considering REDEPLOYMENT afta the camp, bt I really dont know how 2 go about it,

2. Is there celtel, mtn or glo reception in either GOMBE or BAUCHI?

3. What is the closest airport to either of the two places? cos im not about to go by road!!! (I know, there is an airport in bauchi but, wot airline travels that route?

4. Also, are there any flights direct 4rom LAG?

I need all the help I can get 4rom u nice FOLKS, Please help a NAIRALAND BROTHER IN NEED, My no. is 08023500845

Crazykid, stop being crazy, I said, u are too right (that V.I girls are only rude to poor people!!!) Everything I said afta that was addressed at the chap who started this and not you! I have a PHD in reading!!

The list has been pasted in University of Ibadan, Im sure yours will b out by Monday

Crazykid, u are too right!!! First of all, were u lookin good? or u just got off an okada and were sweatin like a pig? 1 thing about SOME chics, they get offended wen a guy they feel is below their PERCEIVED social class tries 2 chat them up, If they were rude 2 u, its cos' men, u unfortunately fall below their expectations and they just view you as they would a driver or a gardener trying 2 chat them up .If u were in some tight whip wit some cool clothes on and smellin real good, trust me, they wouldnt hav bin rude, 99% OF GIRLS (AND GUYS 4 THAT MATTER) are motivated not by wot is within but what is without, On a serious note, guy, i take such stuff as a challenge, go and UPGRADE URSELF HOMIE!!! BY A BIG ASS "MAYBACH", AND MAKE THE NUMBER PLATE "PAYBACK"!!!, DRIVE BAK2 V.I AND C HOW THE BIT**ES REACT NOW!!!

Hey pple, a while ago, i was really down 4 this chic friend of mine and I thot we would make a gr8 couple, Well, that wasnt 2 be as she summarily turned me down (not cos we were already friends or anything, bt according 2 her she just found it impossible 2 like me, How downright cold!!! Infact, while I was on her case, she actually started dating some dude old enough to be her dads brother about a week after they met, Fine, I cut my losses and withdrew, Even the best of us lose at times,
Now here is the Prob: Some stuff I was workin on clicked and trust me Ive upgraded myself, new car,(brand new corolla;As a 23yr old, this aint bad at all!!!) and other stuff, Can u imagin, the chic to whom I was so unlikable now wants in!!! She broke up wit her man friend a while b4 this and , well we still talk quite a lot.She is showin all the signs I wanted her 2 show bak then, My first intention was jst to tell her to Get the f*** out bt somehow I couldnt, As a matter of fact, 2 days ago, we were talkin outside her crib and she spontaneously kissed me, I dont know if she charmed her lips or sth bt MEN!!!! It was prob the best kiss I ever had, I shamelessly kissed her bak 4 like 5mins!!! right there, Prob was that, it wasnt just physical, There was this connection between both of us that TRUST ME, i havent felt with any other chic b4, Deep down inside me, I know I still hav feelings 4 this chic that so cruelly turned me down earlier, and even worse I think she is truly in luv, How do I do the rightful thing and jst tell her to FREE ME!!!!! rather than fall headlong into this shit,,As much as I want to like her, I live by principles, One of those principles is REVENGE, Bt its more complex than I thot it would be: I seem to be fallin, HOW NOW DO I FOLLOW MY PRINCIPLES AND NOT MY WEAK HEART

In 5 years, as my name suggets, Id like to be a trader in a major investment bank (say GOLDMAN SACHS)with god-like status either in london or new york, Preferrably london though, and earn probably over GBP 60,000 at the end of the year, Id also like to turn down a gold-digging girl that 1ce turned me down wen she starts 2 fall 4 me cos of my new status!!

NYSC posting came out 2day and I got Gombe!, There is a notice also that due to logistics, some people would hav 2 do the 3week camp in Bauchi, To say Im scared would b an understatement, im utterly terrified, Ive never gone beyond the South West (Lag, Oyo, Ogun, Osun) and I dont know what to expect, Please, does anyone here know the procedure 4 REDEPLOYMENT? If eventually, I cant redeploy, wot is Gombe (OR BAUCHI as the case may be) like? How do I get there by air from lag? (wot airline do u suggest?

Please can someone tell me the best way to travel to GOMBE from Ibadan, What is my best option,IF I INTEND TO FLY all or part of the way?

WELL, NYSC POSTIN CAME OUT 2DAY AND I GOT GOMBE!!!
There is however a notice that some people posted to gombe might hav2 go for CAMP in Bauchi (COS OF LOGISTICS OR SUM BULLSHIT), so rite now I'm not sure where im goin.
ANYWAYZ, REGARDLESS OF HOW MESSED UP I FEEL,I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY, 4 US NAIRALANDERS 2 ACTUALLY HOOK UP FACE 2 FACE, SO IF URE POSTED 2 GOMBE OR BAUCHI, DROP UR NUMBER HERE SO WE CAN HOOK UP IN CAMP, MINE IS "08023500845"

Hey pple, Does anybody know if there is any GMAT center in Ibadan? Do I hav 2 go 2 lag to take the test?

Yesterday my friend is go to the barbing salon, I am not know so i go check am at house,
I am reach his house and ask his housegirl where my friend has went.
The stuipid girl reply: [color=#990000][/color]HE HAS GONE TO CUT HIS HEAD

Dis are d most funniest thread i have saw in a few while, It is make me to laff well well

Happy birthday Nigeria, Im proud to be the first person to wish this great country HAPPY BIRTHDAY, It is well with us, NOTHIN DO US!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Chioma,
I wont lie to you, a 3rd class isnt very encouraging, It isnt likely to do ur C.V any favours, In fact, applying 4 some additional degree might b difficult (I think!),Lets face it, the facts are quite grim, but I have very good news for you, I (and I hope u too) serve a God who does not operate based on facts such as these. The bible says "For with God nothing shall be impossible". God is not a man that he should lie nor a son of man that he should change his mind. I promise you that if u truly ask God to take you were you want to be and back it up with ROCK SOLID FAITH, He will surely not let you down! Miracles are real and our God is faithful today and forever,(I myself was healed of CANCER so I know God is faithful and his word is true) Just beleive in the INVISIBLE God and you will surely achieve the impossible! The facts are grim but our GOD is more than able to accomplish what concerns you today. God bless you dear and fulfill your hearts desires. AMEN

Sorry mate, i cant say, i suggest u check guardian.co.uk or the Times rankings to compare ratings of schools in the u.k. But for schools in Canada, I really cant say. Good luck

Whether or not a masters abroad is worth it depends on several factors
1. Do it in a field that is relevant in Nigeria if ure bent on comin bak
2. Go to A GOOD SCHOOL 4 GODS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!, Really if u go to a school that sucks, you wont impress quality employers, Of which, with a masters 4rom a very good school, u can get good employment over there
3. As much as u can, do well academically, sacrifice ur play to get a masters with distinction (its very possible if ure focused)
Only if these 3 are fulfilled, will it be worth it, otherwise ure better of using ur money to drink SEPE and go CLUBBIN!!!!!

YES O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive got halo 1 and 2 on xbox and i cant wait 4 halo 3, Ive even got a countdown to the halo 3 release date on my laptop, The game is gonna kick ass!!!!!!!!, (ps ILL totally destroy any of u out there in spli screen multiplayer preferrably in halo 1 " blood gulch"

Thanks, Skintom 77, Ur words r truly inspirational, Trust me, im already working 2wards achieveing those dreams now, Jay bee, Thanks 4 reaffirming my already strong confidence in CASS, Ill hold u to the lunch offer 1ce i get there, Peace men

Please, fellow members, i will be very dissapointed if ANYONE, responds to the insults and taunts of Infidel, I began this thread to really and truly offer sincere prayers for him, Now he has left his own THREAD to post vulgar insults in this one, PLEASE, i urge u all, as hard as it may be, COMPLETELY IGNORE him, Thaks 4 ur anticipated prayers, One luv