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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Aptitude Test 19/09/2007 P.i Hostel, Bodija Ibadan by Goldmann(op): 11:26am On Sep 21, 2007
I think it was closer to KAPLAN, As im sure u know, kaplan is really lethal, The study guide actually has a money back guarantee, If ur GMAT scores dont improve after u use the kaplan gmat 800 book, ure entitled to a refund!!!!!! Thanks 4 the inspirational words, Peace smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Golden Dreams, Goldman Sachs by Goldmann(op): 11:18am On Sep 21, 2007
Thanks 4 the reply men, Cass is actually a really excellent school. Its Msc in Investment Management includes actual real time dealing room simulations plus the school is in a vibrant business center "LONDON", I think the course is excellent, My only issue is that it is incredibly expensive (19,500pounds!!!!!!!!) Exeter and aston are actually good as well, They both hav job prospects ratings of 9/10 according to the guardian.co.uk rankings, (Be sure to check the ranking of any school under the appropriate subject category) I suggest u check the guardian.co.uk website and look 4 rankings (2008) Check under business and management studies.
My prob with Ireland schools is that Ive heard before (im not sure if its true though) that if u intend to work in London (which i do) It might be better to do ur msc in a school in England,
Merrill lynch, jp morgan and citigroup are good i cant deny but men GOLDMAN SACHS just turns me on, Jst check the FORTUNE Best big companies to work for in 2007 list, We are talking bout average salaries of $129,000!!!!! Men, i hate to sound so money conscious bt I want a piece of that pie, CEO Lloyd Blankfein was paid $53.4million!!!!!!!!!! last year, That place is a money factory, Take care, Look 4ward to hearin 4rom u again
Jobs/VacanciesGolden Dreams, Goldman Sachs by Goldmann(op): 7:46pm On Sep 19, 2007
Hey all, i need some real ADVICE from KNOWLEDGEABLE people out there,  I hav a Bsc in geography from the University of Ibadan, I intend to pursue an Msc in Investment management from Cass business school ,city of london or an MSc in Finance and investment from either Exeter or Aston (I havent bin confirmed yet) By the time i begin my msc, i would have approximately 1year working experience in a commercial bank in Nigeria. With these qualifications, wot r my chances of getting my dream job as a Fixed Income,Currency and Commodities Trader at Goldman sachs? (my dream company), Am I on the right path or i need to take some additional steps?  huh

Jokes EtcRe: I Want My Family Name Be On Guiness Book Of Record,guess Wat I Want To Do. by Goldmann(m): 7:35pm On Sep 19, 2007
There are so many retarded dimwits on this forum, angry
Ure so daft, when u detonate ur suicide vest, it will explode bt not even u will die, Ull jst become a hopeless paralyzed 4rom the neeck down vegetable with nothing bt regret on his mind, Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesZenith Bank Aptitude Test 19/09/2007 P.i Hostel, Bodija Ibadan by Goldmann(op): 7:16pm On Sep 19, 2007
Hey all, at about 7:30 this morning, while still in slumber land (and dreaming 4 that matter) my friend called me up about a covert intention by zenith bank to hold a test in ibadan 2day, i thought it was untrue,(i didnt apply or anything), bt i went all the same, some pple got txt messages bt i didnt Icos i didnt apply) Test held anyway bout 12noon, Omo the crowd was mad, (workers,corpers, about to be corpers like me!).It was a carbon copy of the GMAT (Im preparing 4 that so i know), Was invited to an interview 2moro after some screening, I hope im succesful,
Christianity EtcLets Pray For Infidel by Goldmann(op): 7:30pm On Sep 18, 2007
MEMBERS OF NAIRALAND, A FELLOW MEMBER WHO IDENTIFIES HIMSELF SIMPLY AS "INFIDEL" SEEKS TO GAIN ATTENTION BY INSULTING GOD AND CLAIMING HE DOES NOT EXIST, THIS THREAD IS NOT TO INSULT HIM OR GIVE HIM THAT ATTENTION BUT SIMPLY TO PRAY 4 HIS LOST SOUL, THANKS 4 YOUR PRAYERS.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Reasons Why God Doesn't Exist Today, Tomorrow And 4ever by Goldmann(m): 7:22pm On Sep 18, 2007
Infidel, honestly im sorry i called you an slowpoke. I was really pissed at the time, It was wrong, I realize, all you really want is attention and i must say ure quite good at getting it, Bt i daresay, please change your means of getting this attention u crave,,,Mocking and insulting God is only going to cause u eternal suffering in the end, I hope u change but on my word of honour as a christian, I promise to pray 4 u as often as i can, Cos there is hope 4 eve the hardest of hearts, God loves you, Have a nice life, Im out.

TO ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM, PLEASE DO NOT INSULT, OR EVEN RESPOND TO INFIDEL ANYMORE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, HE HAS A VERY SICK MIND AND HE THRIVES ON THE ATTENTION U GIVE HIM, I HOPE MY POST IS THE LAST ON THIS TOPIC, Im opening a new topic named PRAY FOR INFIDEL, LOOK OUT 4 IT, PEACE
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Is It Right To Go Out With Your Close Friend? by Goldmann(m): 7:01pm On Sep 18, 2007
Each situation is unique, Most guys are cool, calculating, scheming beings. The truth of the matter is that a guy would readily screw or date probably 99% of the girls he calls his friends (provided they are sufficiently attractive) To girls however, this is hardly the case, girls seem to play more by the "FRIENDSHIP RULES" such as "FRIENDS DONT KISS" etc, It hardly ever happens that a guy is friends with a girl and all of a sudden starts developing feelings for her, He probably had such  FEELINGS and cruel intentions all along, and was just biding his time, My position on the situation is as follows:

GUYS IF, U INTEND TO DATE A GIRL, DONT U EVER FALL INTO THAT SAD PLACE CALLED THE "FRIENDS ZONE", COS ONCE A GIRL HAS STARTED TO VIEW U AS HER ADOPTED BROTHER AND U ASK HER OUT, SHE WILL NOT ONLY BE HURT BUT SHE WOULD ALSO COSIDER IT AN INCESTOUS PROPOSITION grin

ONCE U CAN TELL URE IN THE FRIENDS ZONE, ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OUT,, SHE SITS ON YOUR LAP, LIES DOWN ACROSS YOUR CHEST , KISSES YOUR CHEEK AND EVEN CONFIDES IN YOU ABOUT HER CRUSH ON SOME "REAL MAN" WHO HASNT MADE YOUR TRAGIC ERROR. SADLY U CANT MAKE ANY MOVES COS SHE WILL FEEL BETRAYED IF U DO.

BOTTOM LINE IS THIS, WHETHER OR NOT U CAN ASK YOUR "CLOSE" FRIEND OUT DEPENDS ON JUST HOW CLOSE U REALLY ARE, IF U GUYS ARE REALLY TIGHT AND U HAVE BEEN CAREFUL NOT TO FALL INTO THE SAD ZONE I DESCRIBED ABOVE, GO ALL OUT, AND TELL HER UR FEELINGS, URE BOUND TO HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE ROMANCE, FRIENDSHIP IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP U GOING WHEN URE BOTH EIGHTY AND HER BOOBS SAG TO HER KNEES AND UR DICK IS AS DEAD AS SADDAM,

IF HOWEVER SHE NOW VIEWS U AS HER BROTHER, IM AFRAID, URE A LOSER DOOMED TO WATCH THE ONE U LOVE, LOVE SOMEONE ELSE, LICK YOUR WOUNDS AND LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES, ATTEMPTING TO ASK HER OUT NOW IS NOT ONLY DOOMED TO FAIL, BUT ITS ALSO BOUND TO SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR "BROTHER-SISTER" FRIENDSHIP grin

I recommend, u see the movie FRIEND ZONE, Its a must watch if uve got such issues
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Reasons Why God Doesn't Exist Today, Tomorrow And 4ever by Goldmann(m): 5:57pm On Sep 18, 2007
U ever noticed that infidel rhymes with slowpoke, , When i said u make me sick, i didnt mean u make me ill, I meant ur attitude plain disgusts me and makes me wanna puke. Is your command of the English language so limited? That said, i would still want you to repent cos i wouldnt want you to spend eternity in the fires of HELL. God bless you.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Reasons Why God Doesn't Exist Today, Tomorrow And 4ever by Goldmann(m): 1:58pm On Sep 17, 2007
sad I think, we all need to join our hearts and pray for the infidel. Its quite sad, for someone to be so strong in ignorance, God loves you infidel and as angry as i was initially, I actually feel sorry for you, Two things are certain here, 1. If u are truly sorry, God is faithful and just and will forgive you.
2. If you dont repent ,Eternal suffering in an everlasting fire in a place called hell is what awaits you, You will wish for death but it wont come, After a million years, u wouldnt even have begun, As much as u make me sick by hating your creator so viciously, i honestly dont want this for you, Take care of yourself,God bless you
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by Goldmann(m): 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2007
Here is one of my own
Ure all so dim, 4 reading this crap, 4 Gods sake, these messages jst keep circulating, be original!!!
LiteratureThe Truth About Harry Potter by Goldmann(op): 6:54pm On Sep 11, 2007
Dumbledore dies in book six, bt u find out in book 7(harry potter and the deathly hallows) that its actually, dumbledore who ordered snape to kill him, because he was already dying, SO SNAPE IS A GOOD GUY AFTER ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mad eye, fred, lupin, SNAPE,colin creevey and tonks (lupins wife) die in book 7( harry potter and the deathly hallows)
HOGWARTS fights a bloody battle against voldemort
Harry gets captured several times bt, he is obviously rescued before voldemort gets to him
a plot twist makes u beleive harry has to die to really finish voldemort, bt don't worry, it doesent turn out like that
he eventually kills voldemort when, voldemorts spell backfires on him
i just love happy endings!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin
if ure stuipid enough 2 hav read this, u deserve 2 hav your whole harry potter book reading experience ruined!!!
TV/MoviesRe: TV Shows: Prison Break, Lost Or 24? by Goldmann(m): 7:29pm On Sep 06, 2007
i would give my time to LOST, My body to PRISON BREAK but to 24, i would give my SOUL, Jack bauer is undoubtedly the king, scoffield is cool bt no other series can captivate u as much as 24 does, 24 for president.
Christianity EtcRe: As A Christian, How Far Should You Go With Your Girlfriend Physically? by Goldmann(op): 12:10pm On Sep 03, 2007
angry angry angrystop being dim. do u think im here to joke? , im askin a serious question faced by many young christians 2day. if u lack any significant intelligence, the join a forum 4 three-year olds
Christianity EtcAs A Christian, How Far Should You Go With Your Girlfriend Physically? by Goldmann(op): 7:09pm On Sep 02, 2007
This is serious folks, and i mean SERIOUS, We know that according to the bible pre-marital sex is a sin, bt really im curious, how far can u go wit ur girlfriend b4 fallin into sin? Are kissin and handling ok? Is it sin if u stop just b4 SEX itself?
EducationRe: The Best University In Nigeria by Goldmann(m): 4:14pm On Sep 01, 2007
U.I of course, This is the HARVARD of Nigeria. Babcock, Bowen, Covenant etc I'm sorry bt these schools just don't make the cut. Look wot happened to igbenedion medical students a couple of years ago!!! Their course failed an accreditation test and was dissolved!!!. Jst try comparing a You.I first class wit say a babcock first class in the job market, Trust me, u'd do better to compete wit say a u.i 2.2 or 3rd class. Also there is little hope for private university grads in getting admission to TOP and I mean TOP UK OR US schools, Face it If u arent a U.I, IFE,UNILAG, ABU, OOU, LAUTECH, UNIABUJA etc grad, ure at a disadvantage. You think because u went to babcock and u now work in say UBA or MULTILINKS, ure succesful, y don't u try applying 4 a masters in cass business school london and c wot happens to your jamb failin ass. Peace out!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by Goldmann(m): 3:27pm On Sep 01, 2007
grin Ur mama has one big tit and one small tit, wen she walks around people call her biggie smalls
Jokes EtcRe: Who Can Solve This Riddle? by Goldmann(m): 3:17pm On Sep 01, 2007
wink Y'all need to expand ur view, he wasn't necessarily standing on an ice block. Except u specify that the room was water tight, the room could have been filled with water that allowed him to float, and put a noose around his neck after which he flicked a switch on top that opened a hole in the roof to allow enough sunlight and heat in to make the water evaporate. His neighbours probably came in b4 the water finished evaporating (the rate of evaporation or exactly when the neighbours came iin are unknown), which accounts 4 the water left on the floor. Learn to think like a detective, dont rule out any possibility except it is explicitly stated you should.
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Makes A Guy Extremely Hot? by Goldmann(m): 7:34pm On Aug 29, 2007
its all about the benjamin$ baby, grin
BusinessGlobal Banks by Goldmann(op): 7:26pm On Aug 29, 2007
Is it true, Deutsche bank and JP Morgan are now in lagos?, Please does anyone hav any idea wot their salaries r like
Jobs/VacanciesInternational Banks In Nigeria by Goldmann(op): 7:20pm On Aug 29, 2007
Please does anyone know wot citigroup or standard chartered pay to fresh graduates, ,,plus wots the application procedure like?
RomanceRe: Kissed By My Boyfriend's Best Friend by Goldmann(m): 7:02pm On Aug 29, 2007
Girl, u should be ashamed of your unfaithful self, period! Go on and confess ur infidelity to your boyfriend, I hope he has it in his heart to forgive you, cos frankly 'I' would kick ur cheating ass out and buy my friend (the one u kissed) a crate of beer 4 showin me my wife is a b**** angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Banker! by Goldmann(m): 7:44pm On Aug 11, 2007
If ure in lagos, try jumping in the lagoon, it should help, grin

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