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axion: Christ Embassy abi?

Gbam

How did you guess it?

Ishilove: Are y'all taking Alfa seriously? Like seriously?

Lwkmd! Rotfl!!

Y'all are learners

My dear, the idea was not all about Alfa, but for the sake of those who'd view this page. I knew alfa was a hoax, but for the sake of folks not strong in their beliefs (esp Christianity) to delve into satanism just because of Alfa's write ups.


Don't worry about us...we are not ignorant of the wiles of the devil.

2corinth 2v11

New Living Translation
so that Satan will not outsmart us. For we are familiar
with his evil schemes.


Cheers.

I'm out

Alfa Seltzer: @Gombs, why did you think I am God?

I have to go to church now..have choir rehearsals

Twas nice hanging out here.


Peace

Alfa Seltzer: Satan is very happy with your progress. It will be long and tough but in the end the rewards are immense. Carry on.

Ask him if he loves me
#NoHomo

Alfa Seltzer: You are talking of LaVeyan Satanism. Not Alfa Satanism.

Woooow!

Never knew you coined your own form of satanism. But you said you wanted to apply rule 4...La Veya wrote those rules...come up with urs na, plagiarism is a crime.


And hey, can i coin my own form of satanism?

Looking forward to read your own satanic bible

texanomaly: Although I can appreciate your enthusiasm for Christianity, I think you are just here to stir things up, cause trouble, and garner attention.

Quite false. I didn't come here for attention but answers

Alfa knows what you are about.

Oh really?

That is why he doesn't answer your questions.

Are you his spokesman or psychologist? Lol...that's rhetorical BTW and a joke too

Satan is all about Destruction.

According to the bible...but I came to knw what Satanist have to say abt him. Alfa said he's loving and the light and all...got me curious, I asked to know..that's all

Did you honestly think you would come in here and get the answers you seek?

What's the point of the chatbox then?
If you go to the christian chatbox what do you expect to get there aside answers? Do you go there to exchange pleasantries and talk about work and politics and love?

No you didn't. Did you? You got exactly what you were after. SMH

I did intend to have an honest discuss with a satanist..but found out he isn't one. Heck!! He didn't know the rules and statements ( I got to knw these after reading few pages of the stanic bible, you shd too)

btw...rock and heavy metal are their music?

Dear lord Jesus!



I said heavy metal rock music...I can get you links if you doubt. A blog to be precise

axion: Satanic rule 3
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

You are inside Alfa Seltzer's Satanic chatbox. Abeg show him respect oh

or else

Satanic rule 4
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.



Oh and meanwhile

Satanic rule 11
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Na wa oh

Those rule are applicable to him alone ...Jesus didn't state all that for me...he said we should love all as he has loved us...I love Alfa...God knows I do

But however rule 4...Alfa, if at any time I begin to annoy you, you are obliged to treat me cruelly and without mercy.

I'd love to see Satan try!

But if you want me to stop and leave your page..I won't hesitate. Pls let me know if I'm no longer welcomed as this thread's topic suggests

joel lala: Another nice one...how can a satanist not know their masters first rule? Alfa is no satanist, pagan or atheist...i see him as somebody who must have been hurt in the past and now puts the blame on God...so this is just a way to express his feelings...**sobs**

Not ruling this out too

axion: Yeah it's a collection of essays.

I must give it to Anton La Vey, dude is a good writer.

I'm on page 13, the 9 satanic statements

These ones got my staggering in laughter

1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual
pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of
hypocritical self-deceit!


4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the
other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible,
instead of concern for psychic vampires!


7. Satan represents man as just another animal,
sometimes better, more often worse than
those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all!


8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all
lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!


9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever
had, as he has kept it in business all
these years!



Number 7 shows he didn't create man!..and hence he didn't create the universe...how then is he almighty and all powerful and all the baloney Alfa has been feeding folks here?

LambanoPeace: Ok

Give an example of questions he should ask that aint balderash

Don't mind alfa...what itches the tortoise is inside its shell.

Alfa Seltzer: Gombs showed his brainwashing. His questions were unstructured ramblings his brain could decipher from the repetitions that he got at his church.

If he asks good structured questions, I will answer him. But first he needs to calm himself down.

I know that feeling bro!...trust me, I knw


I fully understand

Hey alfa, the satanic bible says this

It is the first rule in the eleven satanic rules

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.


Now I asked for your opinions and you declined..Satan is gonna be real mad with you. Should I call you a sinner now?


I keep discovering you don't know an iota of satanism...why the scam, sham and hype then?

And then again, you keep saying
"Satan loves you"

Well, Satanic bible said this

“Every religion in the world that has destroyed people
is based on love”

Meaning he doesn't love..where then did you get the "Satan loves you" ?


Alfa, face it..u are NOT a satanist maybe an atheist or pagan.

axion: You're so enthusiastic.

Seems you can read or download it at www.TheSatanicBibleFree.com

Tnx
Just downloaded it. Would be through with it in a weeks time and come ask Alfa more. It's a 99 pager

I'm enthusiastic because I'm sure am gonna have a laff session. It more like a novel tho

joel lala: Nice work Gombs..Alfa cant give you an answer to something he knows nothing about..some of the questions here were asked sometimes last week by myself and Reyginus and Alfa ran away...same he is going to do here..BTW i doubt if he even knows much about the book talkless of having it...enjoy your day.

Tnx bro!

You got it spot on

harlos: On religious matter i don't like to argue. I'm ok with my religion

Share the link if you have. Haven't seen or heard of it before

Sadly, I don't have. Let's wait for Alfa, maybe Satan will permit him to 'shine his light on us.'


Damn! I really want to read that book.

harlos: Ultimate search


I don't read bible but i've been to churches where the pastors preach God is the doer of all things

Let's wait for Alfa then

Try and read and study the bible...give it a shot, you would be amazed.

harlos: So you really like to know about them
and metal rock musics are satanic?

Yeah, I'm solidly founded on Christ...but I read extensively and carefully about all other form of religion and compare with Christianity.


In all, Christianity is the only place you find God trying to get closer to man, the rest are trying to get close to God (that's why Christianity is not a religion). As for satanism, I read of them outta curiosity and sheer boredom. I laff atimes at their oath.

Trying to download a satanic bible to read. Do you have a link? Alfa won't wanna be helpful if I ask.


But trust me, nothing can separate me from the love of Christ. Now, I am on paganism. That's y I'm looking for pagan9ja

Yeah! Google metal rock. I read its their form of music from a hardcore Anton La Veyan disciple

harlos: God does both good and bad.

Oh really?

What about satan?

harlos: Maybe satanist don't disclose thier full identity

Nah! That's an unfounded notion.


I read about them and follow their blogs, these folks show their identity every where esp with their form of music (metal rock or something like that).

Alfa is a crude sham I must say...and that's me putting it mildly

Alfa Seltzer: It is the mark of xtians to blame Satan for their shortcomings and afflictions. That is wrong. god told you he is reponsible for your woes but you give credit to satan. Don't let the jelous one send you to us at last because you're gonna suffer.

If we shd blame God for suffering and afflictions, then conversely, satan must be responsible for good, no?

Now furnish me with a list of goodies he did. Starting from how he created the world and man.

Tnx

harlos: I heard there is nothing like hell

I then asked Alfa where does Satan stay,where is his throne? And he kept beating around the bush


Aint that depressing?

axion: Even if that's the case, everything isn't about knowledge you know.

Of which you are a sham satanist sef. You were asked if you are Laveyan or a classic devil worshipper (or, I may add, maybe you are wiccan) but you're either confused or pretending so you don't even know.

My thoughts too

@ the bold, I prefer the former because the latter is abstract

harlos: Errrm gombs ...



Is satan that boring ?

I prefer the adjective Depressing.

Oh well!

Satan has been defeated by my Jesus, I wonder what state of oblivion his followers would be in.




*exits thread to find another Satanist or Devil Worshiper or an Atheist (yeah, they are all in same cubicle with diff perspective)
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Let me go ask pagan9ja some questions


NB
Alfa, twas nice meeting your acquaintance, though short lived and unproductive and unedifying, because unlike your master satan who loves dialogue, you seem a novice in his discipleship with regards to dialogue and probably doctrine. You are an interesting chap, would love to have a sit down with you someday (you could bring satan along too, I'd be delighted to see him) and probably do some exorcism castings-out afterwards.
Jesus loves thee tho.

Warm regards,
Gombs

Would hv a busy day, so let me post two other questions for you to ruminate on! (5 questions you shd answer)

Where is Satan?

I imagine that he might have never been in my room, seen my house, or taken a ride with me in a car. He probably does not even know
my name. Remember, he is not omnipresent
(everywhere) or transcendent (above time and space).
Being a created being existing in our universe, he is
spatially limited just like us (if you say he was not created and that he created the universe, I'd need a detailed account of how he created the universe and man). Therefore, he is only in
one place at time. I don’t know how fast he travels or
his mode of transporation. I don’t know if he walks,
runs, flies, or hitches a ride on a car. I just know that
he is not everywhere.

Another question

Where does he live?

Popular thought frequently holds that he lives in
hell or is the ruler of hell. In fact, I know he does not
want to remain there any more. So, where does he live?

You’re Alive To God! · Tuesday, October 22nd ·

Pastor Chris

Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed unto sin, but alive unto God through Jesus Christ our Lord (Romans 6:11).


If you’re born again you’re alive to God. This isn’t so for those who aren’t born again; they’re spiritually dead, being totally alienated from the life of God. They’re the ones the Master referred to in Matthew 8:22 & Luke 9:60, when He said, "…let the dead bury their dead." The "spiritually dead" aren’t alive to God; they’re not awakened to the Fatherhood of God and to the reality of the Spirit realm. If you’ve never been born again, I encourage you to give your life to Christ even now; just say, "Lord Jesus, come into my heart to be the Lord of my life."

When you’re born again, the Holy Spirit becomes real to you, and you’re awakened to the efficacy of the Word of God. Suddenly, you recognize Jesus Christ not only as Lord of your life, but also as one with whom you have rich and intimate fellowship! You become awakened to God’s realm of life; a realm that’s beyond this world. No wonder Jesus said you’re not of this world (John 15:19).

When you’re alive to God His light shines in your spirit; His Word works in you: you become alive to His healing power, His righteousness, prosperity, and wisdom! It’s easy for the Lord to instruct and guide you from within; because you’re tuned-in to Him.

For the rest of the day, especially when you get the chance to be alone, say repeatedly to yourself, "I’m alive to God." You’d be amazed at what’ll happen in your spirit! The consciousness of the victory of Christ— His power, glory, love, and grace will increase in your life! You’d become more cognizant of the dominion of the Spirit of God in your life. Blessed be God!

Confession  I’m alive to God; having been brought into fellowship with the Lord Jesus Christ. I belong in the Kingdom of God’s dear Son, where I reign and rule by the power of the Spirit! I thank you Father, for bringing me into such a beautiful place of glory, beauty, honour, and prosperity, in Jesus’ Name. Amen.

f u r t h e r s t u d y: Ephesians 2:1; Hebrews 12:22

Daily Scripture Reading

1 Year Reading Plan : 1 Timothy 4:1-16, Isaiah 57-58

2 Year Reading Plan : John 7:1-10, 2 Kings

@Alfa
I see you don't wanna answer the other two questions. I'd move to the next


Where does a satanist get his/her notion of right or
wrong from?


@taxoanomaly I slept off because alfa is not being responsive either due to little knowledge of satanism or deliberate attempt to dodge cogent questions.

Alfa Seltzer: ^^^there's nothing short and precise about these.

Didn't you see "Which are you"?


It is the only sentence with a question mark in my 2nd question, hw short wud you hv loved it?..again. If you can't answer, I'd move on to the next!


Do you worship the biblical Devil?

Alfa Seltzer: In other words, he said he is evil. I don't need any conclusions.

Meaning you used the bible to buttress your above post, right?

Now show me where in the bible where Satan said he is good. Show me anywhere he as small as gave bread to a lad.

If you cnt shw me in the bible then that would be ok

My next question is...

There is a difference between Devil Worship
and Laveyan Satanism

Look, if you are a Devil Worshipper, you begin being
Christian, because you believe in the Christian Bible's
Devil. I mean, you believe in the Christian Bible's vision
of Satan. In this case, this Satan is like your God.

On the other hand, LaVeyan Satanism begins with
atheism. LaVeyan Satanists believe in a godless
Universe. They accept that we are alone in this world,
there aren't anyone else than human persons.
What I'm trying to say is that a LaVeyan Satanist
"worships himself/herself". They think God is a human
invention, so, if mankind can invent a God, why can't
this God be ourselves?

Which are you?

Alfa Seltzer: god confessed in the only book he wrote. Have you read it yet?

Absolutely, I read it daily!....so, in other words you used the bible to conclude he was/is evil, right?

Mr Troll: read your bible.

Wasn't asking you sir!

Alfa ..I have a series of short and precise questions
oblige me.

This is STRICTLY between I and him...no offence intended pls. Thanks in anticipation for understanding and cooperating

^^
How did you conclude that God is evil?