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Politics › Re: ACN Lawmakers Back State Of Emergency by Gombs(m): 5:18pm On May 21, 2013
Texas girl, tolexander etc...did bola tinibu fail to pay your alawi?

You lot went mute after dat state of emergency bravado!..me thinks Lai Mohd n Buhari fought mortal Kombat after Lai criticized the SOE.

I'd ask you blokes to sharaaap (at least in the nxt 3mnths) and see GEJ hunt buhari dwn.

BTW, GEJ till 2019
Politics › Re: Nasarawa: Bodies Of 25 Policemen Found In Mass Grave by Gombs(m): 9:57am On May 21, 2013
72 policemen....huh?

Seems like em Ombatse cult pple envy the 72 virgins stunt some folks here on earth aspire to get..but in their case, they went for men while here on earth (instead of waiting till wen they get to 'paradise'), and killed d men while at it!

BTW, me thinks the word 'force' in the acronym NPF shd be taken off ASAP
Politics › Re: Amnesty Committee Offers To Meet Boko-Haram In Any Country by Gombs(m): 9:25am On May 21, 2013
Whose money dem wan use meet for 'any country in the world'?

I hope na ACF or NGF or NEF money dem go use. #Shikena

GEJ, disband dis committee na...abeg!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 8:29am On May 21, 2013
henchyk: Nobody for Abuja has been invited for 1st interview as far as I know. I personally hope they'll leave the thing till early next month. But definitely they'll invite us soon. The HR manager said it shouldn't exceed two weeks when I approached him after the test.
I think na after I pass out from NYSC (June 6th) dem go invite us for interview grin

Sorry for being selfish
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Is Not HIV Positive by Gombs(m): 9:41pm On May 20, 2013
If you get HIV eh!..I'd need to see a pic of your bobby when you getting skinny!

Me think you positive tho
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram: More Soldiers Sent To Adamawa State by Gombs(m): 8:09pm On May 20, 2013
dougivilla: Sooner, than later the drones will reach your hideout. What should we remember you for?

Use your last moments well pls!
God bless your days
Politics › Re: 2,000 Civilians Flee Borno To Niger Republic by Gombs(m): 10:23am On May 20, 2013
...Oya Niger Republic, setup a refugee camp...

Nigerian Forces..seal d borders

...How I wish we have drones!...
Politics › Re: Military Operations Already Yielding Results – Presidency by Gombs(m): 9:21am On May 20, 2013
Has anyone noticed that all those GEJ haters suddenly went mute?
Abi seun ban them? Abi ACP never pay them their Alawi? Abi they finally grew brains?abi they've been verbally decimated by GEJ strides?


Anyways, GEJ till 2019

Waitin for Lai Mohammed to come gv me some oscar award comedy session with his opposition speeches!
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram : Orange Seller Arrested With N600m by Gombs(m): 9:15am On May 20, 2013
Dat guy must be one of em commanders!


My take...shoot him!
Christianity Etc › Re: Reasons Why You Go To Your Place Of Worship by Gombs(m): 2:03pm On May 19, 2013
To worship, praise and hear wot God has for me, amidst the corporate unction present at that moment (heb 10:25), cos in Christ Embassy, my life gets a meaning per second billing sef...and pray for folks like pagan-9ja and BH and all others outside Christ...dat Jesus saves, n he's waiting for them with open arms while there's still time
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Using Fake Military Uniforms - Beware by Gombs(m): 5:50am On May 18, 2013
Suntzung: mikeansy:

They are trying to stretch the Army

The Government and the Army should continue the programme of destroying their bases and retaking communities in the North East where Boko Haram run the show.

Nobody says the Government tactics will work overnight. This is a battle of resolves and a lot of it is mental.

Government must continue its campaign in the North East, over-run Boko Haram camps and then secure our boarders.

The long term strategy will be to institute a very shadowy counter terror unit that will use all sorts of deadly methods including poisoning, assasination, and all methods within the powers of the Government to systematically eliminate the leaders of Boko Haram and their financiers.


Government must also look into issues like monitoring suspicious financial transactions and movement of weapons in and out of our boarder.

Our country is unfortunately at war!!!!!

THE GOVERNMENT TACTICS AND STRATEGIES ARE ALREADY KNOWN;

1. CONVERTING THE CURRENT SECTARIAN UPROAR TO A FULL BLOWN CIVIL WAR, WITH THE WAR FRONT AT THE NORTH DOORS, KILLING BOTH OUR YOUTH AND COMMUNITY LEADERS E.G EMIRS, TOP POLITICIANS AND UNIFORM MEN OF NORTHERN ORIGIN, IN A BID TO TOTALLY WEAKEN THE REGION SO AS TO EITHER CONTINUE THEIR DEVILISH RULE AGENDA OR SIMPLY DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.

THIS IS A VERY GOOD STRATEGY INDEED,(courtesy Devil MENTOR) IT WORKS IN MANY INSTANCES E.G SYRIA. BUT ALAS, IT WOULD NEVER WORK IN NIGERIA.
B/COS;
THE BRAVE NORTHERN YOUTH IN THE MILITARY WOULD NEVER TOLERATE OR ALLOW THIS.
THE NORTH HAS GOOD FRIENDS( ALIAS) THAT WOULD STAND BY NORTH FOR SURE.
AS USUAL THE YORUBAS WOULD ISOLATE THEMSELVES, LEAVING, ND/IGBOS/MIDDLE BELTANS TO FACE NORTH IF THE PLAN BACKFIRES !

THE STRATEGY FURTHER ENTAILS WIDER S.O.E TO INFLICT MORE DAMAGES, MORE CASUALTIES , BLACKMAIL, ASSASSINATION AND MORE....

ALTHOUGH, THE TACTICS WAS ON FINAL STAGES, NIGERIA IS GODS OWN AS SAID BY MANY WOULD ONCE AGAIN SURVIVE THIS PLOT, THIS AGENDA IS BOUND TO FAIL, B/COS OF ILL EXECUTION OF THE DETAILS ENSHRINED.

LONG LIVE NORTH, LONG LIVE NIGERIA, LONG LIVE FREE AFRICA!

Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Using Fake Military Uniforms - Beware by Gombs(m): 5:46am On May 18, 2013
Suntzung: mikeansy:


THE GOVERNMENT TACTICS AND STRATEGIES ARE ALREADY KNOWN;

1. CONVERTING THE CURRENT SECTARIAN UPROAR TO A FULL BLOWN CIVIL WAR, WITH THE WAR FRONT AT THE NORTH DOORS, KILLING BOTH OUR YOUTH AND COMMUNITY LEADERS E.G EMIRS, TOP POLITICIANS AND UNIFORM MEN OF NORTHERN ORIGIN, IN A BID TO TOTALLY WEAKEN THE REGION SO AS TO EITHER CONTINUE THEIR DEVILISH RULE AGENDA OR SIMPLY DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.

THIS IS A VERY GOOD STRATEGY INDEED,(courtesy Devil MENTOR) IT WORKS IN MANY INSTANCES E.G SYRIA. BUT ALAS, IT WOULD NEVER WORK IN NIGERIA.
B/COS;
THE BRAVE NORTHERN YOUTH IN THE MILITARY WOULD NEVER TOLERATE OR ALLOW THIS.
THE NORTH HAS GOOD FRIENDS( ALIAS) THAT WOULD STAND BY NORTH FOR SURE.
AS USUAL THE YORUBAS WOULD ISOLATE THEMSELVES, LEAVING, ND/IGBOS/MIDDLE BELTANS TO FACE NORTH IF THE PLAN BACKFIRES !

THE STRATEGY FURTHER ENTAILS WIDER S.O.E TO INFLICT MORE DAMAGES, MORE CASUALTIES , BLACKMAIL, ASSASSINATION AND MORE....

ALTHOUGH, THE TACTICS WAS ON FINAL STAGES, NIGERIA IS GODS OWN AS SAID BY MANY WOULD ONCE AGAIN SURVIVE THIS PLOT, THIS AGENDA IS BOUND TO FAIL, B/COS OF ILL EXECUTION OF THE DETAILS ENSHRINED.

LONG LIVE NORTH, LONG LIVE NIGERIA, LONG LIVE FREE AFRICA!
These things exist only in your mind...very laughable writ
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:44pm On May 17, 2013
Vikin: Hahaha.... Exactly! When I was still pregnant, I go complain tire! So he knew, I with the baby,it's a different ball game!

That game is addictive I tell you! Now, it's poker we both play. At least when he plays his online poker, he can care for the baby at same time because of the procedure. Me, since I hardly win any online poker game, but loses money...I gently carry my self Sidon for nairaland
Sometimes I keep d baby beside me, while playing d game...I simply put big ear piece on her ear and play this song " tiwa savage-oh baby ...baby kuchi kuchi" and give her a dummy phone

Problem solved...till wifey interrupts with "dnt you get tired at all"?
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:28pm On May 17, 2013
Vikin: Hubby loved playing his zombie online ps3 game with his friends. When the baby arrived no one told him to discard it. With a new born, where is the time to play ps3, the most he can do is watch football. grin

But not straight 90 min oh!

Since I care at night, he does the breakfast.

All this is during his time off from work.
Cry of a baby hardly makes me press pause wen playing Pro Evolution Soccer 13

Except d cry exceeds normalcy or wifey stands in front of the TV...and that means one thing-total shutting dwn of the game (and I cnt protest..I atimes tink she dey use jazz)

Her face literally reads thus;
"Get your butt up or ama f**k you up"
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:22pm On May 17, 2013
slimyem: I wanted to call you a goat for comparing your dear child to a car and comparing caring for your baby to a mere chore but i wont...undecided
Shiooor!
I wanted to call you an... But he wasn't comparing them

He was simply asking, "men, does your wife help you out with your chores" which in specificity was washing d car

Tnx
Family › Re: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:13pm On May 17, 2013
vanstanzy: Men, do ur wife's help with washing the car?
Nice one bro!...and hell no...they won't...and they won't even help you do simple things like put on supersport channel on saturdays or help you put on your PS3 console

Or help you refill d fridge wen beer is almost out of stock


Ladies, why!?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 5:44pm On May 17, 2013
austinemar: Bro, i fink the dude only joked abt d suit tin so u shouldnt belittle anyone here coz of a mere joke. U took it too far, u should humbly apologise den be a man & move on. Tnx!
You blind?
NYSC › Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Gombs(m): 4:11pm On May 17, 2013
contra: I didn't apply for the fbn tingy. My career part now won't make sense if i start from the banking sector. I'll apply maybe 5years from now.
Interesting
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 10:26am On May 17, 2013
Ayokunle11: You guys should stop this nonsense. You can imagine my anxiety seeing followed topics (21)m was thinking it was what we are expecting only to get here and see two old ppl baracking themselves. Stop these o or else, I will smack on the butt . Lag guys, holla.
I'd pretend I didn't see this shii
NYSC › Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Gombs(m): 9:40am On May 17, 2013
contra: Primary school maths? If you're not counting today (the first day) you must count the last day (6th). That's primary school maths.
You cannot have 19 yesterday and 19 again today.
31-17=14 and 14+6=20. I don't think I want to continue this primary school maths debate.

About the fitstbank tingy, the column for cgpa is not compulsory. For the discharge certificate, one can "put something" when its time for interview and credential verification I'm sure U would have gotten the original certificate then.
I've been on leave since end of last term. Doing some test and some other jobs.
I mustn't count d last day cos I wrote "BEFORE D-DAY" which translate to 5th june hence 18day before D-day ie not counting today
Cos we're in today already
Lol..primary sch math/english

Abt d FBN tin, your form afta completion, did it submit successfully?

Stop spamming d thread plz...tnx lol
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 9:32am On May 17, 2013
henchyk: LOL don't worry. I've arranged for suit. Lol but don't sit on your armchair and try to guess the source of my internet access or my financial capabilities because you really have no idea and it would be a very short-sighted and immature thing to do. Besides if you had all the money in the world you won't be looking for a DB job.

Truth is i dont like exchanging words with fellow niggas, its belittling. But still i can't sit back and watch niggaz ride my back.

Its cool eitherway. See you at the interview.
Hahhahahahaha...sorry for gross contempt towards your source of internet access n financial status...much apologies

Funny enough, we could be buddies one day at d bank, remembering this friction on this great thread...and laughing It off over and over again..

Cheers mate! See you at d top
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 8:45am On May 17, 2013
henchyk: Its obvious you have the intelligence quotient of a kangaroo. I'm done with you.
At least I've got an IQ, and not dimwitted as it is with you. Mk sure you tnk mtn for your free MBs, and a lil advice for you too... use your time wisely-Go hustle 11k for your suit


See you at d interview
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 8:30am On May 17, 2013
henchyk: Nigga what the hell is wrong with you. Are you sick? Was i even talking to you? Do i know you from adam. Do you feel you can get cheap attention by attacking a post i wrote and subsequently my personality? Or is it an attempt from you to seem slightly learned to nairaland peepz seeing as an opportunity supposedly randomly presented itself?

I was replying a nigga who asked me a question and was not talking to you, m.u.p
p.e.t... Plus i really dont see why you should pick a fight over something as trivial as me jokingly complaining to a fellow nairalander that i have no suit to wear for an interview. You are just an attention seeker, sorry. Its people like you that collectively make Nigeria what it is today... Steady thinking everything is a competition and always trying to undermine others. Please do not even quote me on here again if you have nothing reasonable to say to me. I admit my post about the questions the saturday peeps used was wrong but thats about it.

Stop being immature. No one is competing with you and if my attention incidentally was all you were looking for from the start, congratulations.
SMH..if you are expecting a written war here, you'd wait for a long time. Anyways, I've sized up your mental capability/capacity, and I think you need dr phil or oprah

Talkin abt attention seeking, look between you and I who's made irrelevant and belligerent posts.

They say "common sense is like a deodorant, those who need it don't use it." undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 7:53am On May 17, 2013
henchyk: Dunno the total number but sunday peepz will have an undue advantage because DB used the same questions they used on saturday (which i honestly think is unfair to saturday peepz).

I went to futo to collect my certificate today and after sending me virually through the whole school, i finally got it.

About the interview, i'm prepping but i never still get suit wey i go wear. My instincts are telling me the abj interview will be tougher than that of Owerri but It is well. We shall all make it.
Come on bro! Stop being insipid and illogical esp for no cogent reason

Same questions weren't used on sat n sunday..ask those who wrote on sat and we who wrote on sunday...at least all dey typed here as wot came out in theirs didn't come out in ours, stop acting the victim...TF is

"(which i honestly think is unfair to saturday peepz)"huh?

Stop tellin us you don't have suit you'd wear to d interview. Here's not a charity thread, as I dnt think you posting it here wud get you one suit. I don't have a suit either, and am sure some others here too, but we didn't post it here like uv done for like the 3rd time now

FYI, d cheapest suit arnd is 11k...I've placed an order, you shd too.

#NoOffenceIntended
NYSC › Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Gombs(m): 7:37am On May 17, 2013
contra: Okay, but we have 15 days till the end of this month and 6 days till the d-day. How is 15+6=19?

If U still think its 19, I rest my case. No wahala.

Meanwhile, firstbank is recruiting.
Today is 17th..may has 31days
Therefore, 31-17=14 days plus 5 days befor d-day
=19 days
Yesterday I wrote 19 days cos I dinnt count it too, cos we were in it already

Oboy! See as I dey teach you primary sch math

BTW, I wrote and passed Diamond Bank's aptitude test on 12/5/13...firstbank wnt discharge cert number, evn tho they made provision for 'NYSC' Status...and CGPA toohuhlike universities gave us transcripts too...I bone dose guys sha

Aw your ppa na? My princo gave us our 3wks leave yday...I just dey awz since yday
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 2:45pm On May 16, 2013
bobjob: Just coming from d bank wer d list was pasted. Its 281 peeps in total. Hope u r preparing for d interview
...Many were called....I n 280 others were chosen...


Difference is...I'll stand out, those of you who have plans of standing out,

chop knuckle...let's go thr
Health › Re: How To Get Rid Of Dark Underarms Simple And Naturally by Gombs(m): 2:19pm On May 16, 2013
All Na wash

All you need is Jesus...or some surgeon
NYSC › Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Gombs(m): 12:07pm On May 16, 2013
contra: 2.1 is second class upper
2.2 is second class lower

Meanwhile
21 DAYS 04 HOURS, 17 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS
for
06 JUNE 2013 12:00:00
My calendar says 19days to d-day...don't knw abt urs sha
NYSC › Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Gombs(m): 11:30pm On May 15, 2013
Loskee: Peeps be like: na una first do NYSC ni? undecided but it's a nice idea sha...
Wait o! We r supposed to be having all our members back here by now. Oya rollcall...
9-zeros n shygals- our ogas at d top
Dennis, naijaobi, ujchief, kinnad, bukkylois, sigba, bj88, silat, tunaprex, okoya, ola aol, anuz, gombs, ms_steph, omicron..... I dey come, make I go find register. The above have been inactive and are not even caught passing by the thread at least! They will serve three weeks extension for wronging! Hehehe
Present ma!

Av always bin arnd na
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 4:48pm On May 15, 2013
Kennycee: Please Gombe,I missed my interview on 14th based on medical reasons,pls flash ur no on mi mobile 08039187615,am in ur shoe, let see how it can be rescheduled,if Abj is the available option let's put head together
Aii man...BTW its Gombs not Gombe tho d name was coined from Gombe cos I did my second sch thr...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 2:35pm On May 15, 2013
samilo88: I show dem callup leta bt they insisted that its in their policy to only interview those wit discharge cert, but I would b rescheduled as soon as my cert is ready..I only have d numb of d HRM for Owerri which he gave to me, dnt hav dat of Abj cos na owerri I write my test..
Tnx man...fingers crossed sha


BTW, who has HRM for Abuja's numba?

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