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contra: I didn't apply for the fbn tingy. My career part now won't make sense if i start from the banking sector. I'll apply maybe 5years from now.

Interesting

Ayokunle11: You guys should stop this nonsense. You can imagine my anxiety seeing followed topics (21)m was thinking it was what we are expecting only to get here and see two old ppl baracking themselves. Stop these o or else, I will smack on the butt . Lag guys, holla.

I'd pretend I didn't see this shii

contra: Primary school maths? If you're not counting today (the first day) you must count the last day (6th). That's primary school maths.
You cannot have 19 yesterday and 19 again today.
31-17=14 and 14+6=20. I don't think I want to continue this primary school maths debate.

About the fitstbank tingy, the column for cgpa is not compulsory. For the discharge certificate, one can "put something" when its time for interview and credential verification I'm sure U would have gotten the original certificate then.
I've been on leave since end of last term. Doing some test and some other jobs.

I mustn't count d last day cos I wrote "BEFORE D-DAY" which translate to 5th june hence 18day before D-day ie not counting today
Cos we're in today already
Lol..primary sch math/english

Abt d FBN tin, your form afta completion, did it submit successfully?

Stop spamming d thread plz...tnx lol

henchyk: LOL don't worry. I've arranged for suit. Lol but don't sit on your armchair and try to guess the source of my internet access or my financial capabilities because you really have no idea and it would be a very short-sighted and immature thing to do. Besides if you had all the money in the world you won't be looking for a DB job.

Truth is i dont like exchanging words with fellow niggas, its belittling. But still i can't sit back and watch niggaz ride my back.

Its cool eitherway. See you at the interview.

Hahhahahahaha...sorry for gross contempt towards your source of internet access n financial status...much apologies

Funny enough, we could be buddies one day at d bank, remembering this friction on this great thread...and laughing It off over and over again..

Cheers mate! See you at d top

henchyk: Its obvious you have the intelligence quotient of a kangaroo. I'm done with you.

At least I've got an IQ, and not dimwitted as it is with you. Mk sure you tnk mtn for your free MBs, and a lil advice for you too... use your time wisely-Go hustle 11k for your suit


See you at d interview

henchyk: Nigga what the hell is wrong with you. Are you sick? Was i even talking to you? Do i know you from adam. Do you feel you can get cheap attention by attacking a post i wrote and subsequently my personality? Or is it an attempt from you to seem slightly learned to nairaland peepz seeing as an opportunity supposedly randomly presented itself?

I was replying a nigga who asked me a question and was not talking to you, m.u.p
p.e.t... Plus i really dont see why you should pick a fight over something as trivial as me jokingly complaining to a fellow nairalander that i have no suit to wear for an interview. You are just an attention seeker, sorry. Its people like you that collectively make Nigeria what it is today... Steady thinking everything is a competition and always trying to undermine others. Please do not even quote me on here again if you have nothing reasonable to say to me. I admit my post about the questions the saturday peeps used was wrong but thats about it.

Stop being immature. No one is competing with you and if my attention incidentally was all you were looking for from the start, congratulations.

SMH..if you are expecting a written war here, you'd wait for a long time. Anyways, I've sized up your mental capability/capacity, and I think you need dr phil or oprah

Talkin abt attention seeking, look between you and I who's made irrelevant and belligerent posts.

They say "common sense is like a deodorant, those who need it don't use it."

henchyk: Dunno the total number but sunday peepz will have an undue advantage because DB used the same questions they used on saturday (which i honestly think is unfair to saturday peepz).

I went to futo to collect my certificate today and after sending me virually through the whole school, i finally got it.

About the interview, i'm prepping but i never still get suit wey i go wear. My instincts are telling me the abj interview will be tougher than that of Owerri but It is well. We shall all make it.

Come on bro! Stop being insipid and illogical esp for no cogent reason

Same questions weren't used on sat n sunday..ask those who wrote on sat and we who wrote on sunday...at least all dey typed here as wot came out in theirs didn't come out in ours, stop acting the victim...TF is

"(which i honestly think is unfair to saturday peepz)"?

Stop tellin us you don't have suit you'd wear to d interview. Here's not a charity thread, as I dnt think you posting it here wud get you one suit. I don't have a suit either, and am sure some others here too, but we didn't post it here like uv done for like the 3rd time now

FYI, d cheapest suit arnd is 11k...I've placed an order, you shd too.

#NoOffenceIntended

contra: Okay, but we have 15 days till the end of this month and 6 days till the d-day. How is 15+6=19?

If U still think its 19, I rest my case. No wahala.

Meanwhile, firstbank is recruiting.

Today is 17th..may has 31days
Therefore, 31-17=14 days plus 5 days befor d-day
=19 days
Yesterday I wrote 19 days cos I dinnt count it too, cos we were in it already

Oboy! See as I dey teach you primary sch math

BTW, I wrote and passed Diamond Bank's aptitude test on 12/5/13...firstbank wnt discharge cert number, evn tho they made provision for 'NYSC' Status...and CGPA toolike universities gave us transcripts too...I bone dose guys sha

Aw your ppa na? My princo gave us our 3wks leave yday...I just dey awz since yday

bobjob: Just coming from d bank wer d list was pasted. Its 281 peeps in total. Hope u r preparing for d interview

...Many were called....I n 280 others were chosen...


Difference is...I'll stand out, those of you who have plans of standing out,

chop knuckle...let's go thr

All Na wash

All you need is Jesus...or some surgeon

contra: 2.1 is second class upper
2.2 is second class lower

Meanwhile
21 DAYS 04 HOURS, 17 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS
for
06 JUNE 2013 12:00:00

My calendar says 19days to d-day...don't knw abt urs sha

Loskee: Peeps be like: na una first do NYSC ni? but it's a nice idea sha...
Wait o! We r supposed to be having all our members back here by now. Oya rollcall...
9-zeros n shygals- our ogas at d top
Dennis, naijaobi, ujchief, kinnad, bukkylois, sigba, bj88, silat, tunaprex, okoya, ola aol, anuz, gombs, ms_steph, omicron..... I dey come, make I go find register. The above have been inactive and are not even caught passing by the thread at least! They will serve three weeks extension for wronging! Hehehe

Present ma!

Av always bin arnd na

Kennycee: Please Gombe,I missed my interview on 14th based on medical reasons,pls flash ur no on mi mobile 08039187615,am in ur shoe, let see how it can be rescheduled,if Abj is the available option let's put head together

Aii man...BTW its Gombs not Gombe tho d name was coined from Gombe cos I did my second sch thr...

samilo88: I show dem callup leta bt they insisted that its in their policy to only interview those wit discharge cert, but I would b rescheduled as soon as my cert is ready..I only have d numb of d HRM for Owerri which he gave to me, dnt hav dat of Abj cos na owerri I write my test..

Tnx man...fingers crossed sha


BTW, who has HRM for Abuja's numba?

samilo88: Am in ur shoes too. I was suppose to have my interview in owerri on monday but I couldn't cos am still serving and would b passing out in June. The head of the Human resource told me my interview would be rescheduled. He gave me his number that I should call him as soon as I get my discharge cert so that my interview would be rescheduled. If u ar called for interview in Abj b4 u pass out just go to d interview with ur call up letter u might be allowed to do d interview or be rescheduled. The koko is dat u don pass app test u must surely be interviewed. I just can't wait for 6th of june again this is d second interview am been told to wait till I get my discharge..

You no submit your call up letter for camp?? Eh??

I firmly bliv d interview wud be after 6th, but if its not, then na to get head of HR to reschedule the interview...fingers crossed either way

Adam89: [/quote][quote author=samilo88]Am in ur shoes too. I was suppose to have my interview in owerri on monday but I couldn't cos am still serving and would b passing out in June. The head of the Human resource told me my interview would be rescheduled. He gave me his number that I should call him as soon as I get my discharge cert so that my interview would be rescheduled. If u ar called for interview in Abj b4 u pass out just go to d interview with ur call up letter u might be allowed to do d interview or be rescheduled. The koko is dat u don pass app test u must surely be interviewed. I just can't wait for 6th of june again this is d second interview am been told to wait till I get my discharge..

You no submit your call up letter for camp?? Eh??

I firmly bliv d interview wud be after 6th, but if its not, then na to get head of HR to reschedule the interview...fingers crossed either way

U just v to find out from them if that is possible. Cos NYSC
discharge cert is clearly stated in any db interview invite.
Someone said as far as u passed d test u must b interviewed. Dt is
very wrong. If u pass d test and u don't v maths and english in 2
sittings o level u will not b interviewed.

Tnx man!...plz you get HR's number?? I wrote d test in abj on sunday..tnx

myswag01: ... Anyone in my shoe

NO!...it cud only mean one tin ...you didn't pass..Sorry bro!

A

chichi5041: y luking 4 mi? Now d dry is thread cos a large numba of peepz failed d test.

Dats why I was looking for you na

henchyk: How can you be looking for someone over the internet? Which one be where is chi chi and where is benson? Una nor get work? And when i saw the notification i thought it was an important and informative post. I no know say na chi chi person dey find. No mind me sha. I be trouble maker.

I get hot temper o!

Lol

Where's chichi wen you need her sef?

chichi5041: i hope u passed d test afta all dis ur grammer 4 dis thread cos if u fail eh,

I dusted it na



God gave me shine like the sun

Plaise da Rod..lol

chichi5041: i hope u passed d test afta all dis ur grammer 4 dis thread cos if u fail eh,

I dusted it na

Sequel to your test of 12/05/2013, we are pleased to inform you that you were successful. We shall contact you soonest. Congratulations


I dusted it like I said....#MyMamaPrayerWasInvolved

kohlar88: So what does she mean by..."Be sincere"...ayyam sure if I dint address d issue...u guyz ar gonna turn me in2 a liar or some punk seeking cheap publicity...or dint u see anoda person's post(d nxt one) wif ..."Lwkmd"...(And u claim u dint sense any sarcasm in her comment)...What does that insuniate?

Please try 2 be factual...go tru my comments and u l see how it all started....Merci

You have an ego problem! You are ranting over the fact "we guys are gonna turn you into a liar"?

I didn't see you as one, not evn afta her post but you chose to see it differently cos of a 'LWKMD' post. Bro! Work on your attitude it'll help you a lot. Am being factual here, I saw how it all started, but if for nothing she is a lady, n you are trying to exchange words with her...Online!?

You fit beef me o!...but bro, you are a graduate, a refined citizen, dnt act like you live in a motor park...dis duel is unnecessary and callous

NB: Putting out oda pples candle won't make urs shine brighter

kohlar88: Please prettyelsie or wateva u call urself,I despise exchanging words with frustrated peeps like u.And d last time I checked I have never ever traded any insultive words wif any1 here on NL cox I have bin tryin so hard 2 avoid nitwits like u.

So listen young lady...watch d way u make silly statements on platforms like diz...what reason do I av 2 lie about my result status? Besides...I listened with rapt attention when we were addressed and I am sure I dint hear d man say anyfin abt d interview date(he only said dey l kip us abreast on any development)...Abi ow many of una 4 NL hear am?...How graduates like u ever made it 2 d labor market remains a mystery unsolved.....

I posted d pix...what else do u need?...Me paying ur fare 2 d place 2 check my name? Nonsense

And for the records,I owe nobody no explanation and if u still doubt anyfin check d list 4 Bello Muftau Kolawole(number13)...

So please and please...Respect yourself...Respect is reciprocal....

Haba oga, pls whr did she insult you?...'be sincere' surely doesn't merit d written excreta you hauled at her...

It's so very wrng in all ramifications

boring movie...tis already boring before its been shot sef

...Omo I dust am...dat link own no commot sha, but I study d whole pie chat.. Na d 2nd one commot and one oda number like dat

DB ...no waste my time o

Jayeris: Bro, i got the link, thank you so much man. I'v sent u an email

Guy abeg snd me d link... obilambano@yahoo.com

kola1930: U r welcome bro... Study well plz.. Best of luck

Shey you no see my email address abi?...No p

chommyo: @eby i ve sent it.

Guy abeg snd me

obilambano@yahoo.com

[quote author=fresh_dude]Women aren't to be understood. Just do you, if she loves you she'll stay, if not...[/quote]I dnt av a choice na...I just dey look her accuse me, d day I go accuse her eh?

Uffakowoicho: Mr. Seun and other ogas at the top,gombs should be banned for violating Rule 21

Why sir?...for just a typo 'I' instead of 'in'?

You sure you sabi english language at all?

Pls ban him for flouting rule 8