₦airaland Forum

RoyalPurple: I guess we are on a long thing o. We may have to wait until those who resumed on 27th May to finish. That shud be around 1st week in August.

Wait first...some peeps resumed may 27th?..lag peeps dey snt to abj recently nko?

vivacious vivi: I didn't even know Custom officials held arms. Na wa o. N why would he even want to shoot d motorcycle driver in d first place? When could aim for d tyres instead? All this sporadic behavior from uniformed men authorized to do simple "stop and search" is just rubbish. RIP Fausat.

No vex but motorcycles don't have DRIVERS rather RIDERS

Aim for a motorcycle tyre? Dat officer needs to be jack bauer good be dat!

Sporadic behavior of our uniformed men? Is dat line logically valid?

Damsel Queen: I served in 2008 the allowee then was just #9,700. well i was able to save 120k.

Except say you do side runs or had a business or something..but definitely not nysc cash

Didn't save nada.
Gave all..well 80% of it all to God...and I feel safe always, troubles are never close by to me or my family n money n wot money can buy don't elude me

Congrats to all dose who saved tho!

obadiah777: DONT NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM HABITS AND ROUTINE

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I think she's watched too much pornnn..TF??!

Why can't dey buy a mat n solve d issue? And when she cnt stop moaning in ecstasy, buy a big music player...play music when you guys wanna do it..and shut d door for god's sake (notice d small 'g')

chichi5041: I guess its london branch, we wil work

Muhehehehehehe because London no get qualified folks shey? Lol

Na una go dey Eko Atlantic City, maybe dats d reason for the delay

standecent: obviously he/she was kiddin. Bt pls u guyz shld stop raisin our hopes for nothn cos we lagos peeps has nw reached our elastic limit and we are nw @ our breakin point.

Lagos folks...una get patience a lot. God bless you all

take dat: Abati is illmannered! I can remember him using words like "Collective Children of Anger" on Nigerian youths, and during the Alams pardon saga he claimed those against the pardon were displaying "Sophisticated Ignorance." The president needs to call him to order, in the discharge of his duty, he must not be creating more enemies for his boss! Well, I don't blame him, his boss once said on national tv that he doesn't give a damn!

He called buhari a "serial election loser"
God I luff dat phrase

Called ribadu "Ribadu Is An Ethically-challenged Hypocrite"
God I mite choke wen ever I remember dis sentence

And this is the killer punch he gave ribadu

"We find it very sad and utterly deplorable that Nuhu Ribadu has
resorted to shameless wolf-crying, the peddling of arrant
falsehood and the denigration of the elected government of his
fatherland in furtherance of his selfish quest for continued
national political relevance after his wholesale rejection by
Nigerian voters in 2011."

Damn!...I love this wan pass esp d latter parts


And you are here saying GEJ shd call him to order? Did you tell buhari or tinubu to call Lai mohd n ribadu to order?

You must be an onye ofe ose, abi?

See as lai mohd dey beg for mercy!....but Abati sabi use words lash people o...see as him wash buhari, ribadu, lai mohd, etc

Actually dats y I luff him...GEJ and I are proud of abati

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Ok na...abuja peeps I dey watch una frm sidelines...my shoes no get heels o....I dnt like shoes with heels

i yam not interested in marketing o!

remembered this my friend that was marketing evans condoms and syringes. he would manage sell syringes (alot of it) but the condoms?
who has ever seen evans condom pack?? it looks like allenbury's glucose d sachet...he complained tire dat d only way dat cud sell was for the pack to have a semi nude girl or boy and girl...last last he left the job...dats the first time i saw condoms past its expiring date.

imagine wen beer, condom, or cigarette pass their expiring dates...imagine the kind bad market wen hold d seller

..God, I love this man Abati

deleteme: Lazy generation!! In our own days, we can read this with ease and get satisfied. No wonder the stardard of education keeps nose - diving every day. The effect of social media. If its to upload 1000 nude pictures, u all will do it over and over again. I weep for this generation.

We gree...we are lazy generation...pls hardworking generation, help us with the summary..tnx in anticipation

Why wud you wanna compare pictures n texts?...which seem to catch one's attention faster? Wot generation are you from sef?...1900's or 1920's?

Effects of social media?...sir, it is because some folks only have bitter tins to say abt Nigeria, dats why we dnt wanna bother reading...if it were a piece from NOI, Lamido Sanusi, Soludo etc...thr we knw brains are working, and knowledge will be enof in the writ. Big difference. There's a reason they are call the opposition, dnt you think so?

finebadtboy: bunch of lazy 'students'. How many minutes will it take to read that? Wait I'll read and tell you. Lazy bones!!

And who said we are 'students'??....summarize d damn thesis for us abeg

BTW, opposition folks now seem to find a new love in writing epistles...dele momodu, ribadu, el rufai, FFK, etc etc waiting for Buhari's tho him don ef up die, his and tinubu's wud be a classic comedy piece

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Errbody has moved on bro!....hard to bliv but true

...Wetin kwansider me n d gwavanors?...wallahi tallahi fee dee fee is beri punny!

Anyway, na Gwudluck till 2019 Insha allah

AllGood: Do not forget that there were about 3-4 different interview panels for the Abuja interviews. So you might not be right when you said "all these weren't asked in abj". What you claimed to have been asked here are completely different from what I was asked.

Sir, didn't you notice this in my write up?

"Point is they wanna knw weda you are smart...confident and
interesting..."

What I claimed to have been asked?? Na you interview me?

*cant stop laffing

Whr is Ombatse militia wen you need them o!

domcarez: if my ego had gotten the beta of me, i wudnt av shared my interview experience here but its offensive for u to render my comment irrelevant, u r rather the person whose ego got the beta off. Ur apology z accepted though,do accept mine if u r offended

No offense taken....never knew I "rendered your comment irrelevant" as we aren't competing.

#Peace

domcarez: shut the Bleep up mr gomb, i neva said its a general question,those wia d questions we owerri peepz wia asked, besides u shudnt av quoted my statement,gvn ur own experience wud av dn it u mr knw all, hw pathetic of u......

Thr's no reason for this...you didn't have to be rude n crude to get your point across.

if quoting you was the problem, am sowie. N your ego got the best of you, dats my definition of pathetic

domcarez: study ur cv well, make sure u knw d basics of whatever course u studied, knw ur final year project and its findings, study everythn abt diamond bank etc above all self confidence and courage shud b ur driving force and ofcourse the grace of God.

Dude...all these weren't asked in abj...there was CV, and CONFIDENCE not courage...then God's grace

Dey asked me abt my GF, abt how I'd deal wif a boss that smokes since I dnt...they asked "I won't hire you, change my decision"

Point is they wanna knw weda you are smart...confident and interesting...and dnt forget to put up a smile...and dress neat n smart. Dnt stammer, Dnt form wot you are not...above all, drink water (I bought N100 bottled water)..a lot( not a gallon). It calms your nerves.

But still study all abt DB and d rest sha

chachacorner: Hot or Not?
Regina Askia, former beauty queen, wife, mother actress is now making a new life for herself in the States..

Frm your english construct, is she also a former wife, mum
and actress? You grammar is confusing...like you flouted rule 21 o!

chachacorner: She has been living in the U.S for over a decade and has also started a family of her own.

Stick to one tin na...you said former mum, wife etc...now she has another family 'of her own' (like family is a business). Got me tinking, Who has the one she 'lost'? Abi you mean she had a family, lost it all (includung kids n husband), n now she has 'one of her own'

Plz clarify me, as I dnt hv an iota of knowledge abt her

I feel for alotta folks here

Lemme see...there are the Lagos folks, the march something (7th/8th) folks and Owerri folks...(Maybe they are all same, but cnt seem to differentiate em)

I'm wif you guys in optimism, n I hp you guys get due attention soonest.

I'm Team Abuja, seems I'm the only one wanting to say anything since our medicals this past monday.

#Peace

...Ah!...God don too try for me

Tis be an awesome service year, n tnk God it ended well...thanks to y'all for the time, patience, energy n support tru out the period...we d best, seun knws dat too

Mk I go collect dat cert jare

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Dese folks fighting here sef!...you guys are embarrassing me o!...

lurlar: "Jisos"?? Is this a short form? Is Jesus not 5 alphabets also?

It's Jesus in igbo...trust me!...ask around

Why wud I wanna short form Jesus' name sef?...eh?

..Where all them abuja interview peeps?....

Sha, did my first n second interview..goin for my medical tomorow...Jisos I thank you o

Put up colored pics plz...only then would I give my score


Evn mr ibu wud look like denzel Washington in blaq n white pic