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Donnal: Lagos...

E se Gan!!
But dem still neva invite una! Wait o na 8th march folks dem invite? And u all are frm lagos i guess?

Oboy?!

Make una no vex...shey you guys with 1st interview on 27/28th March are lagos folks? I wanna knw who's lag, owerri abj n enugu. Pls som1 hlp me with d clarification. Emmm congrats to y'all getting interviewed tomao! your wait was outstanding and am sure excruciating, but tis worth it now!

Cheers

Why relax it?



Buhari wud be glad abt this news...so wud shekau...BTW d ramadan fast is like a month shey?...dat'll be enof time for em BH folks to recuperate, restrategise, funded (by dat nyuccur who said SOE was wrng) and hell yeah they gon eat some rams, rice at d end of the fast.


Me thinks JTF decide to give BH a treat! Why relax security? Shey all muslims need do dat period is don't eat n drink? Meaning they'd be weak to overly move arnd..meaning relaxing d security is uncalled for. Sha, I think dat meeting between lawmakers n security chiefs was a bitter pill for em military to swallow...aside telling em fat boys (law makers) wot is going on in yobe, borno n adamawa

Sha, GEJ till 2019

Bank wey go still fold sef. I walked into one branch in Jos, they were busy chatting and watching tv...not cable tv o...d odas whr busy pinging and laffing..

Dem no get customers abi na dat brnch no get?

Mk una no worry, God dey

Nothing in this report makes sense

1. Izzit in imo or cross river?

2. Cross River is not an oil producing state...aw comes dey av an illegal refinery?I served thr n I'm pretty sure am right!

3. Odukpani- calabar highway??...

4. Why set the tanker ablaze then? Because its content failed lab analysis? Whatever happened to impound the vehicle n make some arrests? Mo gbe o!

5. Tested positive to what? HIV? Steriods?? What o?

6. "The two suspects, Chika Ozoemene and Abel Enya, the spokesman added, had been handed over to the NSCDC for prosecution." Its either am mad or my eyes av gone crazy..nscdc now persecutes criminals?...NPF dey bench now?...since wen? I must av missed dat development

7. "The suspects voluntarily confessed that the contents are
adulterated. " If so, then aw does dat mean there's an illegal refinery there?

8. Is dis not suppose to be in the Joke section?


*picks phone to call seun, inspector gen of police, DHQ, the real 'oga at the top'

I yaf laff die...Bug, Fight US, etc

Plenty mumu shidren full NL o!...

Na frm russia you bin wan buy the vessel from or Israel?
make we nevr call China sef

You want make Amelika put eyes die for 9ja eh?...lol, nxt time, nobody go tell you, you go buy frm them evn dash dem commission n tax on top sef!

Ogojohn: Chief Ikenua whose celebrated case led to the dismissal of former NDLEA chairman Lafiaji Over kick backs and some thousands of euro recovered from the drug lord which was not declared in court led to his disgraceful dismissal along with some of his top aids. He was also involved in another saga which led to the dismissal and prosecution of some staffs of diamond bank...

Last time I checked, we don't pluralize the word Staff...ie plural of staff is staff..thank me later

And I dnt knw dat nyuccur!...Yawns!

onuohagenevive: At Gombs. It was Diamond bank. i was calln d HR number & i wasn't goin. pls can u sent me d HR number.

Sowie, dnt av it

onuohagenevive: Pls house advice me. i was shortlisted 4 an aptitude text i wrote at Abuja but i couln't make it to attend the interview due to i was far 4rm Abuja. i want to knw weda it's possible 4 me to follow enugu pple to attend d interview. do i call the HR.

My dear pls help me to help you
1. Is it DB aptitude test?..because GTB n FBN wan tk over d thread as you didn't state whether na DB, GTB, FBN, UBA or CBN sef

2. Were you among the May 10-12 DB test-abj folks? Am assuming its DB bnk test n dat you wrote with 'us' by 'us' I mean a select few here

3.You cudnt make it to May31st-June 2nd's interview?..ok, because you were far! I'm also assuming you did your test in abj n was asked to report for the interview in abj

Umm...wot took you long BTW to call HR since 2nd n we are on 25th today?..its3weeks plus today o!

Let just say...you shd be able to join Enugu folks..but em..you berra have a nicer excuse (than the one you gave above, esp why now after 3wks gap frm d interview) to give HR when you call him!

Summary...call HR, tell him your situation...and pray he's in a good mood!..all in all, me thinks you shd be able to tk your interview in enugu.

Cheers

mhoo: ... The drill for me now is to get maximum rest before TS starts jare. Think u should do same!

Sorry o!..you too na abj TS hopeful?...(Dnt seem to knw any ABJ Ts hopeful...henchyk just loss, dnt knw of bayoola or benson..)

Sorry if the kweshun sounds outta place
Thnx

[quote author=Excel 30 ]U sound like he's kicked the bucket.Get well my dear.[/quote]Na OJB you dey tell "Get well my dear" or Cyara?

Ojb...God go heal you, you hear...but after your healing, make you port to gospel music o!..forget wiz kid and dem tu face...one day e fit be them..not dat I dey wish them bad

God ma know say av fully forgiven Aiyegbeni

..Av just seen folks worse dan him

Enyeama deserves to be called to the National Assembly yo!

RoyalPurple: I guess we are on a long thing o. We may have to wait until those who resumed on 27th May to finish. That shud be around 1st week in August.

Wait first...some peeps resumed may 27th?..lag peeps dey snt to abj recently nko?

vivacious vivi: I didn't even know Custom officials held arms. Na wa o. N why would he even want to shoot d motorcycle driver in d first place? When could aim for d tyres instead? All this sporadic behavior from uniformed men authorized to do simple "stop and search" is just rubbish. RIP Fausat.

No vex but motorcycles don't have DRIVERS rather RIDERS

Aim for a motorcycle tyre? Dat officer needs to be jack bauer good be dat!

Sporadic behavior of our uniformed men? Is dat line logically valid?

Damsel Queen: I served in 2008 the allowee then was just #9,700. well i was able to save 120k.

Except say you do side runs or had a business or something..but definitely not nysc cash

Didn't save nada.
Gave all..well 80% of it all to God...and I feel safe always, troubles are never close by to me or my family n money n wot money can buy don't elude me

Congrats to all dose who saved tho!

obadiah777: DONT NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM HABITS AND ROUTINE

+20000 likes

I think she's watched too much pornnn..TF??!

Why can't dey buy a mat n solve d issue? And when she cnt stop moaning in ecstasy, buy a big music player...play music when you guys wanna do it..and shut d door for god's sake (notice d small 'g')

chichi5041: I guess its london branch, we wil work

Muhehehehehehe because London no get qualified folks shey? Lol

Na una go dey Eko Atlantic City, maybe dats d reason for the delay

standecent: obviously he/she was kiddin. Bt pls u guyz shld stop raisin our hopes for nothn cos we lagos peeps has nw reached our elastic limit and we are nw @ our breakin point.

Lagos folks...una get patience a lot. God bless you all

take dat: Abati is illmannered! I can remember him using words like "Collective Children of Anger" on Nigerian youths, and during the Alams pardon saga he claimed those against the pardon were displaying "Sophisticated Ignorance." The president needs to call him to order, in the discharge of his duty, he must not be creating more enemies for his boss! Well, I don't blame him, his boss once said on national tv that he doesn't give a damn!

He called buhari a "serial election loser"
God I luff dat phrase

Called ribadu "Ribadu Is An Ethically-challenged Hypocrite"
God I mite choke wen ever I remember dis sentence

And this is the killer punch he gave ribadu

"We find it very sad and utterly deplorable that Nuhu Ribadu has
resorted to shameless wolf-crying, the peddling of arrant
falsehood and the denigration of the elected government of his
fatherland in furtherance of his selfish quest for continued
national political relevance after his wholesale rejection by
Nigerian voters in 2011."

Damn!...I love this wan pass esp d latter parts


And you are here saying GEJ shd call him to order? Did you tell buhari or tinubu to call Lai mohd n ribadu to order?

You must be an onye ofe ose, abi?

See as lai mohd dey beg for mercy!....but Abati sabi use words lash people o...see as him wash buhari, ribadu, lai mohd, etc

Actually dats y I luff him...GEJ and I are proud of abati

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Ok na...abuja peeps I dey watch una frm sidelines...my shoes no get heels o....I dnt like shoes with heels

i yam not interested in marketing o!

remembered this my friend that was marketing evans condoms and syringes. he would manage sell syringes (alot of it) but the condoms?
who has ever seen evans condom pack?? it looks like allenbury's glucose d sachet...he complained tire dat d only way dat cud sell was for the pack to have a semi nude girl or boy and girl...last last he left the job...dats the first time i saw condoms past its expiring date.

imagine wen beer, condom, or cigarette pass their expiring dates...imagine the kind bad market wen hold d seller

..God, I love this man Abati

deleteme: Lazy generation!! In our own days, we can read this with ease and get satisfied. No wonder the stardard of education keeps nose - diving every day. The effect of social media. If its to upload 1000 nude pictures, u all will do it over and over again. I weep for this generation.

We gree...we are lazy generation...pls hardworking generation, help us with the summary..tnx in anticipation

Why wud you wanna compare pictures n texts?...which seem to catch one's attention faster? Wot generation are you from sef?...1900's or 1920's?

Effects of social media?...sir, it is because some folks only have bitter tins to say abt Nigeria, dats why we dnt wanna bother reading...if it were a piece from NOI, Lamido Sanusi, Soludo etc...thr we knw brains are working, and knowledge will be enof in the writ. Big difference. There's a reason they are call the opposition, dnt you think so?

finebadtboy: bunch of lazy 'students'. How many minutes will it take to read that? Wait I'll read and tell you. Lazy bones!!

And who said we are 'students'??....summarize d damn thesis for us abeg

BTW, opposition folks now seem to find a new love in writing epistles...dele momodu, ribadu, el rufai, FFK, etc etc waiting for Buhari's tho him don ef up die, his and tinubu's wud be a classic comedy piece

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