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I'd like to be appreciated for my efforts in the lives of myy boys (I teach comp sci in govt boys obudu, CRS, will leave june 6th). Monies wud not suffice, neither wud material gift...I want to see their JSCE results an shout WOW! I wouldn't mind TP fare back to jos sha...lol |
obaxlove: *thumbs up* June 7th tinx.Chop knuckle joor |
Princeofilorin: E go shock u na june 5th we go do interviewHeheheh...notice I said "Will be" not "might be", "may be", "should be" "can be", "could be" etc I wasnt using uncertainties nor conjectures! ![]() June 5th...hahahah see blaq belle na |
bayoola: This my abuja peeps ehn! I can't just stop laughing. DB! It's 11days today ooo. Make DB! No use hope finish me. For every text I receive on my phone, my heart bang seriously.Dat intervoew will be after 6th June o!...cos I have to pass out frm NYSC first *Sorry for being selfish ![]() And like dem don ban chichi for spamming the thread see as them hide those her posts |
RoyalPurple: Ahahahahah...I can't stop laughing. I knew some guys here would attack. It is in their genetic codes. Anyway, it's a link on Nairaland also. So I just copied it staight to tackle the guy defending First Bank and GTB. Passing the test...am an Abuja Hopeful. If I catch you Gombs for Abj...lol (But really some typos should not be misinterpreted as grammatical blunders as we are all guilty of this in our texts, chats and mails). Best wishes to all!Hahahah, knew twas a typo, but had to be nerdy!...I'm an abuja hopeful too, see you thr too (no wound me wen you see me o!) On dat our interview day, I'd scream "Nairalanders, whr una dey joor? Make una come make we relate" Lol |
RoyalPurple: nairaland: Gtbank Sacked 142 Staff?: Not all what is glilter is gold, GTB just sacked 142 staff today. http:///1a6kQA7"Did you pass the test? If you did I wanna knw how! Shii evn if I substitute 'what' for 'that' the "is" there is a wahala and your spelling of glitter sef! ![]() |
Ghen ghen..where okoya wen say him go find me for my camp and beat me (Dats b4 we enter camp, evn b4 we get call up letter sef) dat tot keeps me laffing alwaysMiss you all jare |
I missed this movie scene o!Chichi why you wan spam this thread na? You no see rule 18? You wan make I ban you? Plz na abuja peeps dey quarel so? ![]() |
Hmmmm... Fleeing en mass! ?...sounds like BS to me...those guys want their 72 virgins, me thinks some would run away..but not en mass ![]() BTW GEJ till 2019...Lai mohd, come and deny this one too, shey you and Buhari don finaly go senile |
wuragold2: @gombs dont worry abt being selfish. june 6 is just ard d cornr i pray they call u after june 6 because if they call before den your waitong go get k leg ooooooAzzzin eh Just have this assurance they won't call b4 6th...june 6th is just 15days away...I cnt wait!Lol |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I don't have dollar singles to give you, fimisile. Go and solicit someone else jor[/quote]Hehehehehe...see feverish desire to get weird fame! You really think you from Texas You need talk with Dr. Phil or Oprah Winfrey- You need professional help |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]bla bla bla.....[/quote]I'd take dat as a No! I can see why he fired you, heard seun might recruit soon...submit your CV (if you have one) to hrnairaland@IgotFired.com Thnk me later |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]You're still confusing me with your m*****[/quote]Did tinibu withhold your alawi for this month YES or NO!Common sense dey say is like a deodorant, dose who nid it don't use it...see as yes or no question dey hard you...Lai Mohd told me your football age is 31, aw comes you cnt ansa simple question tags? |
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]It's obvious that you got me confused with someone you're related to, your m**** perharps.[/quote]If you so sure I'm confusing you with another, why the post then?..quit menstruating with your brains pls. BTW, didn't you get your alawi?! |
Texas girl, tolexander etc...did bola tinibu fail to pay your alawi? You lot went mute after dat state of emergency bravado!..me thinks Lai Mohd n Buhari fought mortal Kombat after Lai criticized the SOE. I'd ask you blokes to sharaaap (at least in the nxt 3mnths) and see GEJ hunt buhari dwn. BTW, GEJ till 2019 |
72 policemen.... ?Seems like em Ombatse cult pple envy the 72 virgins stunt some folks here on earth aspire to get..but in their case, they went for men while here on earth (instead of waiting till wen they get to 'paradise'), and killed d men while at it! BTW, me thinks the word 'force' in the acronym NPF shd be taken off ASAP |
Whose money dem wan use meet for 'any country in the world'? I hope na ACF or NGF or NEF money dem go use. #Shikena GEJ, disband dis committee na...abeg! |
henchyk: Nobody for Abuja has been invited for 1st interview as far as I know. I personally hope they'll leave the thing till early next month. But definitely they'll invite us soon. The HR manager said it shouldn't exceed two weeks when I approached him after the test.I think na after I pass out from NYSC (June 6th) dem go invite us for interview ![]() Sorry for being selfish |
If you get HIV eh!..I'd need to see a pic of your bobby when you getting skinny! Me think you positive tho |
dougivilla: Sooner, than later the drones will reach your hideout. What should we remember you for?God bless your days |
...Oya Niger Republic, setup a refugee camp... Nigerian Forces..seal d borders ...How I wish we have drones!... |
Has anyone noticed that all those GEJ haters suddenly went mute? Abi seun ban them? Abi ACP never pay them their Alawi? Abi they finally grew brains?abi they've been verbally decimated by GEJ strides? Anyways, GEJ till 2019 Waitin for Lai Mohammed to come gv me some oscar award comedy session with his opposition speeches! |
Dat guy must be one of em commanders! My take...shoot him! |
To worship, praise and hear wot God has for me, amidst the corporate unction present at that moment (heb 10:25), cos in Christ Embassy, my life gets a meaning per second billing sef...and pray for folks like pagan-9ja and BH and all others outside Christ...dat Jesus saves, n he's waiting for them with open arms while there's still time |
Suntzung: mikeansy:
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Suntzung: mikeansy:These things exist only in your mind...very laughable writ |
Vikin: Hahaha.... Exactly! When I was still pregnant, I go complain tire! So he knew, I with the baby,it's a different ball game!Sometimes I keep d baby beside me, while playing d game...I simply put big ear piece on her ear and play this song " tiwa savage-oh baby ...baby kuchi kuchi" and give her a dummy phone Problem solved...till wifey interrupts with "dnt you get tired at all"? |
Vikin: Hubby loved playing his zombie online ps3 game with his friends. When the baby arrived no one told him to discard it. With a new born, where is the time to play ps3, the most he can do is watch football.Cry of a baby hardly makes me press pause wen playing Pro Evolution Soccer 13 Except d cry exceeds normalcy or wifey stands in front of the TV...and that means one thing-total shutting dwn of the game (and I cnt protest..I atimes tink she dey use jazz) Her face literally reads thus; "Get your butt up or ama f**k you up" |
slimyem: I wanted to call you a goat for comparing your dear child to a car and comparing caring for your baby to a mere chore but i wont...I wanted to call you an... But he wasn't comparing them He was simply asking, "men, does your wife help you out with your chores" which in specificity was washing d car Tnx |
vanstanzy: Men, do ur wife's help with washing the car?Nice one bro!...and hell no...they won't...and they won't even help you do simple things like put on supersport channel on saturdays or help you put on your PS3 console Or help you refill d fridge wen beer is almost out of stock Ladies, why!? |
austinemar: Bro, i fink the dude only joked abt d suit tin so u shouldnt belittle anyone here coz of a mere joke. U took it too far, u should humbly apologise den be a man & move on. Tnx!You blind? |
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(Dats b4 we enter camp, evn b4 we get call up letter sef) dat tot keeps me laffing always
I missed this movie scene o!