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NYSCRe: Gifts You Will Like To Receive As An Outgoing Corper! by Gombs(m): 3:26pm On May 23, 2013
I'd like to be appreciated for my efforts in the lives of myy boys (I teach comp sci in govt boys obudu, CRS, will leave june 6th). Monies wud not suffice, neither wud material gift...I want to see their JSCE results an shout WOW!

I wouldn't mind TP fare back to jos sha...lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 3:08pm On May 23, 2013
obaxlove: *thumbs up* June 7th tinx.
Chop knuckle joor
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m):
Princeofilorin: E go shock u na june 5th we go do interview tongue
Heheheh...notice I said "Will be" not "might be", "may be", "should be" "can be", "could be" etc

I wasnt using uncertainties nor conjectures! grin

June 5th...hahahah see blaq belle na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 9:50am On May 23, 2013
bayoola: This my abuja peeps ehn! I can't just stop laughing. DB! It's 11days today ooo. Make DB! No use hope finish me. For every text I receive on my phone, my heart bang seriously.
Dat intervoew will be after 6th June o!...cos I have to pass out frm NYSC first

*Sorry for being selfish grin

And like dem don ban chichi for spamming the thread grin see as them hide those her posts
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 7:21am On May 23, 2013
RoyalPurple: Ahahahahah...I can't stop laughing. I knew some guys here would attack. It is in their genetic codes. Anyway, it's a link on Nairaland also. So I just copied it staight to tackle the guy defending First Bank and GTB. Passing the test...am an Abuja Hopeful. If I catch you Gombs for Abj...lol (But really some typos should not be misinterpreted as grammatical blunders as we are all guilty of this in our texts, chats and mails). Best wishes to all!
Hahahah, knew twas a typo, but had to be nerdy!...I'm an abuja hopeful too, see you thr too (no wound me wen you see me o!)


On dat our interview day, I'd scream "Nairalanders, whr una dey joor? Make una come make we relate"
Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 6:00am On May 23, 2013
RoyalPurple: nairaland: Gtbank Sacked 142 Staff?: Not all what is glilter is gold, GTB just sacked 142 staff today. http:///1a6kQA7"
Did you pass the test? If you did I wanna knw how!

Shii evn if I substitute 'what' for 'that' the "is" there is a wahala and your spelling of glitter sef! grin
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by Gombs(m): 9:56pm On May 22, 2013
Ghen ghen..where okoya wen say him go find me for my camp and beat mehuh (Dats b4 we enter camp, evn b4 we get call up letter sef) dat tot keeps me laffing always

Miss you all jare
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 9:41pm On May 22, 2013
angryI missed this movie scene o!

Chichi why you wan spam this thread na? You no see rule 18?

You wan make I ban you?

Plz na abuja peeps dey quarel so?

undecided
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Members Flee To Kano, Kaduna by Gombs(m): 2:03pm On May 22, 2013
Hmmmm...

Fleeing en mass!huh?...sounds like BS to me...those guys want their 72 virgins, me thinks some would run away..but not en mass undecided

BTW GEJ till 2019...Lai mohd, come and deny this one too, shey you and Buhari don finaly go senile
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 8:23am On May 22, 2013
wuragold2: @gombs dont worry abt being selfish. june 6 is just ard d cornr i pray they call u after june 6 because if they call before den your waitong go get k leg oooooo
Azzzin ehhuh Just have this assurance they won't call b4 6th...june 6th is just 15days away...I cnt wait!

Lol
PoliticsRe: ACN Lawmakers Back State Of Emergency by Gombs(m): 6:00pm On May 21, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I don't have dollar singles to give you, fimisile. Go and solicit someone else jor[/quote]Hehehehehe...see feverish desire to get weird fame!

You really think you from Texashuh You need talk with Dr. Phil or Oprah Winfrey- You need professional help
PoliticsRe: ACN Lawmakers Back State Of Emergency by Gombs(m): 5:51pm On May 21, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]bla bla bla.....[/quote]I'd take dat as a No! I can see why he fired you, heard seun might recruit soon...submit your CV (if you have one) to

hrnairaland@IgotFired.com

Thnk me later
PoliticsRe: ACN Lawmakers Back State Of Emergency by Gombs(m): 5:40pm On May 21, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]You're still confusing me with your m*****[/quote]Did tinibu withhold your alawi for this monthhuh YES or NO!

Common sense dey say is like a deodorant, dose who nid it don't use it...see as yes or no question dey hard you...Lai Mohd told me your football age is 31, aw comes you cnt ansa simple question tags?
PoliticsRe: ACN Lawmakers Back State Of Emergency by Gombs(m): 5:27pm On May 21, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]It's obvious that you got me confused with someone you're related to, your m**** perharps.[/quote]If you so sure I'm confusing you with another, why the post then?..quit menstruating with your brains pls.

BTW, didn't you get your alawi?!
PoliticsRe: ACN Lawmakers Back State Of Emergency by Gombs(m): 5:18pm On May 21, 2013
Texas girl, tolexander etc...did bola tinibu fail to pay your alawi?

You lot went mute after dat state of emergency bravado!..me thinks Lai Mohd n Buhari fought mortal Kombat after Lai criticized the SOE.

I'd ask you blokes to sharaaap (at least in the nxt 3mnths) and see GEJ hunt buhari dwn.

BTW, GEJ till 2019
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa: Bodies Of 25 Policemen Found In Mass Grave by Gombs(m): 9:57am On May 21, 2013
72 policemen....huh?

Seems like em Ombatse cult pple envy the 72 virgins stunt some folks here on earth aspire to get..but in their case, they went for men while here on earth (instead of waiting till wen they get to 'paradise'), and killed d men while at it!

BTW, me thinks the word 'force' in the acronym NPF shd be taken off ASAP
PoliticsRe: Amnesty Committee Offers To Meet Boko-Haram In Any Country by Gombs(m): 9:25am On May 21, 2013
Whose money dem wan use meet for 'any country in the world'?

I hope na ACF or NGF or NEF money dem go use. #Shikena

GEJ, disband dis committee na...abeg!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 8:29am On May 21, 2013
henchyk: Nobody for Abuja has been invited for 1st interview as far as I know. I personally hope they'll leave the thing till early next month. But definitely they'll invite us soon. The HR manager said it shouldn't exceed two weeks when I approached him after the test.
I think na after I pass out from NYSC (June 6th) dem go invite us for interview grin

Sorry for being selfish
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Is Not HIV Positive by Gombs(m): 9:41pm On May 20, 2013
If you get HIV eh!..I'd need to see a pic of your bobby when you getting skinny!

Me think you positive tho
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram: More Soldiers Sent To Adamawa State by Gombs(m): 8:09pm On May 20, 2013
dougivilla: Sooner, than later the drones will reach your hideout. What should we remember you for?

Use your last moments well pls!
God bless your days
PoliticsRe: 2,000 Civilians Flee Borno To Niger Republic by Gombs(m): 10:23am On May 20, 2013
...Oya Niger Republic, setup a refugee camp...

Nigerian Forces..seal d borders

...How I wish we have drones!...
PoliticsRe: Military Operations Already Yielding Results – Presidency by Gombs(m): 9:21am On May 20, 2013
Has anyone noticed that all those GEJ haters suddenly went mute?
Abi seun ban them? Abi ACP never pay them their Alawi? Abi they finally grew brains?abi they've been verbally decimated by GEJ strides?


Anyways, GEJ till 2019

Waitin for Lai Mohammed to come gv me some oscar award comedy session with his opposition speeches!
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram : Orange Seller Arrested With N600m by Gombs(m): 9:15am On May 20, 2013
Dat guy must be one of em commanders!


My take...shoot him!
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Why You Go To Your Place Of Worship by Gombs(m): 2:03pm On May 19, 2013
To worship, praise and hear wot God has for me, amidst the corporate unction present at that moment (heb 10:25), cos in Christ Embassy, my life gets a meaning per second billing sef...and pray for folks like pagan-9ja and BH and all others outside Christ...dat Jesus saves, n he's waiting for them with open arms while there's still time
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Using Fake Military Uniforms - Beware by Gombs(m): 5:50am On May 18, 2013
Suntzung: mikeansy:

They are trying to stretch the Army

The Government and the Army should continue the programme of destroying their bases and retaking communities in the North East where Boko Haram run the show.

Nobody says the Government tactics will work overnight. This is a battle of resolves and a lot of it is mental.

Government must continue its campaign in the North East, over-run Boko Haram camps and then secure our boarders.

The long term strategy will be to institute a very shadowy counter terror unit that will use all sorts of deadly methods including poisoning, assasination, and all methods within the powers of the Government to systematically eliminate the leaders of Boko Haram and their financiers.


Government must also look into issues like monitoring suspicious financial transactions and movement of weapons in and out of our boarder.

Our country is unfortunately at war!!!!!

THE GOVERNMENT TACTICS AND STRATEGIES ARE ALREADY KNOWN;

1. CONVERTING THE CURRENT SECTARIAN UPROAR TO A FULL BLOWN CIVIL WAR, WITH THE WAR FRONT AT THE NORTH DOORS, KILLING BOTH OUR YOUTH AND COMMUNITY LEADERS E.G EMIRS, TOP POLITICIANS AND UNIFORM MEN OF NORTHERN ORIGIN, IN A BID TO TOTALLY WEAKEN THE REGION SO AS TO EITHER CONTINUE THEIR DEVILISH RULE AGENDA OR SIMPLY DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.

THIS IS A VERY GOOD STRATEGY INDEED,(courtesy Devil MENTOR) IT WORKS IN MANY INSTANCES E.G SYRIA. BUT ALAS, IT WOULD NEVER WORK IN NIGERIA.
B/COS;
THE BRAVE NORTHERN YOUTH IN THE MILITARY WOULD NEVER TOLERATE OR ALLOW THIS.
THE NORTH HAS GOOD FRIENDS( ALIAS) THAT WOULD STAND BY NORTH FOR SURE.
AS USUAL THE YORUBAS WOULD ISOLATE THEMSELVES, LEAVING, ND/IGBOS/MIDDLE BELTANS TO FACE NORTH IF THE PLAN BACKFIRES !

THE STRATEGY FURTHER ENTAILS WIDER S.O.E TO INFLICT MORE DAMAGES, MORE CASUALTIES , BLACKMAIL, ASSASSINATION AND MORE....

ALTHOUGH, THE TACTICS WAS ON FINAL STAGES, NIGERIA IS GODS OWN AS SAID BY MANY WOULD ONCE AGAIN SURVIVE THIS PLOT, THIS AGENDA IS BOUND TO FAIL, B/COS OF ILL EXECUTION OF THE DETAILS ENSHRINED.

LONG LIVE NORTH, LONG LIVE NIGERIA, LONG LIVE FREE AFRICA!

PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Using Fake Military Uniforms - Beware by Gombs(m): 5:46am On May 18, 2013
Suntzung: mikeansy:


THE GOVERNMENT TACTICS AND STRATEGIES ARE ALREADY KNOWN;

1. CONVERTING THE CURRENT SECTARIAN UPROAR TO A FULL BLOWN CIVIL WAR, WITH THE WAR FRONT AT THE NORTH DOORS, KILLING BOTH OUR YOUTH AND COMMUNITY LEADERS E.G EMIRS, TOP POLITICIANS AND UNIFORM MEN OF NORTHERN ORIGIN, IN A BID TO TOTALLY WEAKEN THE REGION SO AS TO EITHER CONTINUE THEIR DEVILISH RULE AGENDA OR SIMPLY DIVIDE THE COUNTRY.

THIS IS A VERY GOOD STRATEGY INDEED,(courtesy Devil MENTOR) IT WORKS IN MANY INSTANCES E.G SYRIA. BUT ALAS, IT WOULD NEVER WORK IN NIGERIA.
B/COS;
THE BRAVE NORTHERN YOUTH IN THE MILITARY WOULD NEVER TOLERATE OR ALLOW THIS.
THE NORTH HAS GOOD FRIENDS( ALIAS) THAT WOULD STAND BY NORTH FOR SURE.
AS USUAL THE YORUBAS WOULD ISOLATE THEMSELVES, LEAVING, ND/IGBOS/MIDDLE BELTANS TO FACE NORTH IF THE PLAN BACKFIRES !

THE STRATEGY FURTHER ENTAILS WIDER S.O.E TO INFLICT MORE DAMAGES, MORE CASUALTIES , BLACKMAIL, ASSASSINATION AND MORE....

ALTHOUGH, THE TACTICS WAS ON FINAL STAGES, NIGERIA IS GODS OWN AS SAID BY MANY WOULD ONCE AGAIN SURVIVE THIS PLOT, THIS AGENDA IS BOUND TO FAIL, B/COS OF ILL EXECUTION OF THE DETAILS ENSHRINED.

LONG LIVE NORTH, LONG LIVE NIGERIA, LONG LIVE FREE AFRICA!
These things exist only in your mind...very laughable writ
FamilyRe: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:44pm On May 17, 2013
Vikin: Hahaha.... Exactly! When I was still pregnant, I go complain tire! So he knew, I with the baby,it's a different ball game!

That game is addictive I tell you! Now, it's poker we both play. At least when he plays his online poker, he can care for the baby at same time because of the procedure. Me, since I hardly win any online poker game, but loses money...I gently carry my self Sidon for nairaland
Sometimes I keep d baby beside me, while playing d game...I simply put big ear piece on her ear and play this song " tiwa savage-oh baby ...baby kuchi kuchi" and give her a dummy phone

Problem solved...till wifey interrupts with "dnt you get tired at all"?
FamilyRe: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:28pm On May 17, 2013
Vikin: Hubby loved playing his zombie online ps3 game with his friends. When the baby arrived no one told him to discard it. With a new born, where is the time to play ps3, the most he can do is watch football. grin

But not straight 90 min oh!

Since I care at night, he does the breakfast.

All this is during his time off from work.
Cry of a baby hardly makes me press pause wen playing Pro Evolution Soccer 13

Except d cry exceeds normalcy or wifey stands in front of the TV...and that means one thing-total shutting dwn of the game (and I cnt protest..I atimes tink she dey use jazz)

Her face literally reads thus;
"Get your butt up or ama f**k you up"
FamilyRe: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:22pm On May 17, 2013
slimyem: I wanted to call you a goat for comparing your dear child to a car and comparing caring for your baby to a mere chore but i wont...undecided
Shiooor!
I wanted to call you an... But he wasn't comparing them

He was simply asking, "men, does your wife help you out with your chores" which in specificity was washing d car

Tnx
FamilyRe: Does Your Husband Help With The Child At Night? by Gombs(m): 6:13pm On May 17, 2013
vanstanzy: Men, do ur wife's help with washing the car?
Nice one bro!...and hell no...they won't...and they won't even help you do simple things like put on supersport channel on saturdays or help you put on your PS3 console

Or help you refill d fridge wen beer is almost out of stock


Ladies, why!?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by Gombs(m): 5:44pm On May 17, 2013
austinemar: Bro, i fink the dude only joked abt d suit tin so u shouldnt belittle anyone here coz of a mere joke. U took it too far, u should humbly apologise den be a man & move on. Tnx!
You blind?

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