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didicold: I just got home, went for diamond bank first and second interview today @ garki, abuja, went since 9am, left dere after 9pm, all in all twaz good sha, got my medical form today, after dat, God dey

9pm??
Doing wot na?

zedecus: Got through to a second sch pal. Somewhere at cordia hotel new haven. Writting by 11:30am sat. Who is writin today or very early moro. Can we hookup? 07036332284. I don't ve a passport...can I still be allowed to write.

Make una see question abeeeeeg?

Jamara40: Pls wat n wat ll i do or wat book ll i read to pass deir test..cos i ve nt gone for any ank test before..pls i nid answers

What you'll do:
Read...read again...read some more...read some more again

What book you shd read:
Go and read Gmat...and a bible

NB: if you aint gud in maths, you cud as well sit at home. You hv 50 questions, to ansa in 1hr. N you av to score above 25 mrks

Best wishes

UMS UMAR: ... Besides Ayokunle11, Do you know any other lag hopeful that did his first interview on the 7th march that is yet to get his second interview invite too? Seriously, I am worried. I want to be sure is not just two of us alone.

Sir, have you ever tot of the fact that you didn't make it? (Take no offence at all plz) or call HR n complain. You won't get any substantial answer here!

1Dray: Yea, you decided not to post questions here again because you have fed on other people's posts and had scaled through and saw no need to get other people scale through too. Aint you been selfish? I have been watching you here and every other persons here from day one... It is not as I am asking you to help me with the questions (As i ALways have my way of getting everything I want my own way), but some other fellows that are now in the state you were some few days/weeks ago asked you for help and now you have suddenly become so holy and all knowing that you now do nothing but sermonise..., #SMH

Does the bolded look like a sensible post? You writing like their's a DB past Q n A book somewhere! I cnt evn remember my test questions of 12th may, not to talk of start posting it here...Go study your Gmat, pray to woteva gods you have (I prayed to God in Jesus' name sha) and I dusted. If you waiting on someone, you'd bang dat test

Preciousgirl: i doesnt have a ex

Mod..rule 21 na

obaxlove: @ Gombs; The man called bck , he said we are free to come. Thank God.

Pls guys drop interview hints here.

Tnx man..you d best

henchyk: Mr Gombs, can't you at least notice that the account replying you is just an impersonator? Its just someone who wants to make you believe he/she is me. I don't type like that. Neither do i have the time for such petty things like taunting you.

Notice that the username is "hennchyk" while mine is actually "henchyk". I'll advice the fool that is trying to impersonate me to stop this childishness right away.

Anyway you wanted to know, my own interview happens to be on Friday. And as for your own perculiar case of passing out on 5th June, i dont think it should be much of a problem. They will give you special consideration. Take care and goodluck.

Am sorry man! Didn't notice. Too bad we cnt meet at abj..but we going up man!

obaxlove: The man said he will get bck to me dat the person in-charge of ABJ interview was not at desk. He promised to call bck.

Love you man! #NoHomo

Inbox me on warreva he said obilambano@yahoo.com or 07036079423

Tnx man!

hennchyk: hope una dey chop d knuckle now! HR. Number is switched off

Are you trying to pisssss me off?..if yes, then goodluck at it. I'd be in abj, I'd do my interview...and beat you while at it

NB the word 'beat' above has nothing to do with physical combat or violence. Thnx

obaxlove: Please for those that ave passed through the 1st interview stage, will d DB personnel interview an applicant without NYSC certificate? Or the only option I have is to reschedule?

My POP is june 6. Pls anybody wit use info can reach me on bolarinwaobasanjo@hotmail.com. Or flash dis number twice I will call back. 08023377071 or 08061528081.

Pls dis is S0S. God bless!

Guy dat number dey go tru at all? You don call? Wetin she/he say?

hennchyk: as if na u be God, or ur papa naim get diamond bank

I go break coke bottle for your head..wen you dey do the interview seftel me now o!

Lol

bayoola: Gombs! It is well. Check the previous thread, u should find the HR's Number there.

Dude like from pages wot to wot?..is dat d best advice you cud come up with??

Who get H Are number abeg?

gluv01: The second picture of the girl...

Nne biko, where's the "second picture of the girl" showing her black underarms ooo!?

Its either am blind or you are drunk...lol

gluv01: Very dark underarms for the girl... not attractive
She is beautiful tho

You sure say you dey see well?

Whr you see underarm ooo?abi you just have to hate?

[quote author=Ms_Steph]or just say next week Thursday[/quote]Abi o! Lol

Believe him or not, his questions are valid at least 80% of it is. I am a good christian, but asides the radical muslims, I think the western world is persecuting muslims in many ways than one!

Like FFK said, It is another excuse to hunt down,if not decimate muslims esp those in islamic terror torn countries(sadly,radical muslims aint helping matters either)..but I dnt buy his illuminati theory tho, and his conclusion

henchyk: I just hope the people disgracing the prestigious English language are not Abuja first interview hopefuls cos imma be real disappointed. I took that test and i dont think anybody that managed to pass it would have such elementary problems with grammer and vocabulary.

Anyway back to more important things... From the trend of the posts we are seeing here, its fairly obvious that we Abuja peeps are going to have to wait longer than we thought for our 1st interview. Thank God there's something else i'm doing to keep busy. As for Corper (i used this term intentionally, to incite anger. LOL) Gombs and co, do not be surprised if the interview happens to be on the 5th, altho i honesty do not pray for that but do not tempt the fates.

Another thing is that i'll like for DB to transfer this whole recruitment process down to Owerri for me if it is possible (pls who knows if that is possible?), as the thought of travelling to Abuja for this thing all the time does not sound really wonderful, especially considerating accomodation and all.

Anyway i just thought i should show up my face, yeah its been a while. And to let fellow Abuja peeps know they are not alone in their wait. God will do it for all of us.

Fifth June is a Wednesday..mid-week interview ( very unlikely)...I knw it has to be after 6th, say 10th june...and BTW, I'm no longer a corper...dats pofficial paper gist saying otherwise

#Fact

I'd like to be appreciated for my efforts in the lives of myy boys (I teach comp sci in govt boys obudu, CRS, will leave june 6th). Monies wud not suffice, neither wud material gift...I want to see their JSCE results an shout WOW!

I wouldn't mind TP fare back to jos sha...lol

obaxlove: *thumbs up* June 7th tinx.

Chop knuckle joor

Princeofilorin: E go shock u na june 5th we go do interview

Heheheh...notice I said "Will be" not "might be", "may be", "should be" "can be", "could be" etc

I wasnt using uncertainties nor conjectures!

June 5th...hahahah see blaq belle na

bayoola: This my abuja peeps ehn! I can't just stop laughing. DB! It's 11days today ooo. Make DB! No use hope finish me. For every text I receive on my phone, my heart bang seriously.

Dat intervoew will be after 6th June o!...cos I have to pass out frm NYSC first

*Sorry for being selfish

And like dem don ban chichi for spamming the thread see as them hide those her posts

RoyalPurple: Ahahahahah...I can't stop laughing. I knew some guys here would attack. It is in their genetic codes. Anyway, it's a link on Nairaland also. So I just copied it staight to tackle the guy defending First Bank and GTB. Passing the test...am an Abuja Hopeful. If I catch you Gombs for Abj...lol (But really some typos should not be misinterpreted as grammatical blunders as we are all guilty of this in our texts, chats and mails). Best wishes to all!

Hahahah, knew twas a typo, but had to be nerdy!...I'm an abuja hopeful too, see you thr too (no wound me wen you see me o!)


On dat our interview day, I'd scream "Nairalanders, whr una dey joor? Make una come make we relate"
Lol

RoyalPurple: nairaland: Gtbank Sacked 142 Staff?: Not all what is glilter is gold, GTB just sacked 142 staff today. http:///1a6kQA7"

Did you pass the test? If you did I wanna knw how!

Shii evn if I substitute 'what' for 'that' the "is" there is a wahala and your spelling of glitter sef!

Ghen ghen..where okoya wen say him go find me for my camp and beat me (Dats b4 we enter camp, evn b4 we get call up letter sef) dat tot keeps me laffing always

Miss you all jare

I missed this movie scene o!

Chichi why you wan spam this thread na? You no see rule 18?

You wan make I ban you?

Plz na abuja peeps dey quarel so?

Hmmmm...

Fleeing en mass!?...sounds like BS to me...those guys want their 72 virgins, me thinks some would run away..but not en mass

BTW GEJ till 2019...Lai mohd, come and deny this one too, shey you and Buhari don finaly go senile

wuragold2: @gombs dont worry abt being selfish. june 6 is just ard d cornr i pray they call u after june 6 because if they call before den your waitong go get k leg oooooo

Azzzin eh Just have this assurance they won't call b4 6th...june 6th is just 15days away...I cnt wait!

Lol

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]I don't have dollar singles to give you, fimisile. Go and solicit someone else jor[/quote]Hehehehehe...see feverish desire to get weird fame!

You really think you from Texas You need talk with Dr. Phil or Oprah Winfrey- You need professional help

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]bla bla bla.....[/quote]I'd take dat as a No! I can see why he fired you, heard seun might recruit soon...submit your CV (if you have one) to

hrnairaland@IgotFired.com

Thnk me later

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]You're still confusing me with your m*****[/quote]Did tinibu withhold your alawi for this month YES or NO!

Common sense dey say is like a deodorant, dose who nid it don't use it...see as yes or no question dey hard you...Lai Mohd told me your football age is 31, aw comes you cnt ansa simple question tags?

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]It's obvious that you got me confused with someone you're related to, your m**** perharps.[/quote]If you so sure I'm confusing you with another, why the post then?..quit menstruating with your brains pls.

BTW, didn't you get your alawi?!