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[quote author=FLEX n DO!]Is gej reading this? (No 1)[/quote]Did u miss ur afternoon medication?

I no fit chop snail na Octopus...God forbid bad thing

But aw comes weeeeeed ant thr?eh vicky?

Weed na food o!if d green leaf somfin u put up thr made d list weed shd too....lmao

Both of em are very pretty...but wen I look at my mamma,she beats em both...wella

My mum is my Miss Universe 2012,as she was for two decade n some yrs past

[quote author=Mr_Anony]Dear Cossy,

Following recent developments, we have now reviewed our petition due to complaints from some Nigerians namely seedord who love your "impact".

And also seeing how you and Tonto are such gentle souls who only want to help and "impact their community", we have decided that to settle this issue, it is best to direct your "impact" to those who really need it and leave the rest of us alone.

So once again for the sake of Christ our Lord, please promptly direct all your "impact" to seedord247 as he is really in desperate need of it.

Thanks again for your co-operation


Signed: Mr Anony on behalf of well meaning Nigerians.[/quote]@bolded...When/How did she/they ever direct their "imapct" to you?

Leave d rest of us alone

Pls define "US" as used in the above quote

...Jobless hater,u av d same 24hrs she has o,and all u cud do is hate n write thrash just cos u dnt like her/them...dey r making money and u r here writing hate writs...#rubbish

seedord247: Is google your enemy?

Chai! I yam tayad o!

*Slaps head and returns to bed...

seedord247: Shuttup sir..

You must be sufffering from the malaria bite thats why u cant sleep by now.

How is she giving you bad name?

Are you in anyhow related to her or she begged for popularity?


If you dont know what to say kindly shut that stinky mouth of yours before i decend on you...

Pls oga Anony,am interested in the answers of the above bolded....

#waiting

*grabs charger and starts charging,tea water don boil sef

babyosisi: I am asking a genuine question and you are lyao
Help me na
What is her profession?

Her profession is weird in a lot of ways...but then, whacha call ASHAWO?

Most girls go for date,get money,food,car,etc n offer sex....now dats ASHAWO...

But cossy n tonto frm my point of view had disturbed childhood,but jst like anybody, r entitled to their life n niche....

Imagine wen a blogger write BS abt u,wot u do n how u do?....dats so not cool esp wen dose bloggers r trouble makers!

Am not her fan o!neither am I tonto's....

babyosisi: What is she even famous for
Somebody should tell me
What does she really do
I have watched a few nollywood movies,I have never seen here there
I haven't heard that she is a singer
Is she like a famous national ashawo or what?
This is a serious question
What is she?
Can somebody tell me

See beef na!..lmao

[quote author=Mr_Anony]Wait a minute here.....can someone tell us exactly what impact Cossy and Tonto have been making. What is this impact?[/quote]Ask google na

Idowuogbo: Cossy! next time, u hire peeps like moi to help u yab. U no get bar joor! Dat was shyte! Persin u suppose shower wiv insult 101, wen d lonely bitter-leaf read am,na to flush her head down latrine remain. Ngowerey d crusty looking hefer wiv vintage punny.

...*Yawns!!!

*hisses in pidgin igbo

berem: from 48 to 46 percent abi? how did they arrive at the figures anyway? did they carry out a survey? wonders will continue to wonder in this country.

*Wander

Thank me later

Paschal007: lol cool down bros.

Na true na,wen I saw d link d OP gave for d story, I knew head on dat d news was monumental BS!

Ok na.....Seun shd fire d mod who brought dat fake news to d frnt page,or bann d Op for d rest of the year,or both

Dem fit end up banning me sef!


If na me be dat aide,I'd sue evry niccur involved in dat story, and even Nkiru AKA Ble Ble...


*stammering in anger

emmatok: Now I suspect Rogers knows about the kidnapping.

U mean sergeant Rogers?

BTW todays not April 1st na...@Op

manny4life: Yes I did. That's why I said it relates somewhat using the concept of aging. Benjamin aged backwards, while here she has a stunted growth and aging backwards. It says when you see her at 20, she looks like she 2 or three.

Doesn't stil mean when she gets to 30 she will be an infant-in relation n comparison to Benjamin Button's case....and she's not ageing backwards,she stopped growing as her dad said.

As her father,
Howard Greenberg, put it, “From age one
to four, Brooke changed. She got a little
bit bigger. But age four, four to five, she
stopped.”

cheers mate!

manny4life: Almost relates to the Benjamin Button case - the movie

U sure u watched dat movie?

Tot he was born old n got younger as he aged?awz dat 'related' to this?

Edify me pls. Thanks

njideoby: Gombs, u really got me choking with laughter!

Pls dnt choke o!...or shd I say "r u choking?"...lol.waiting for ur ansa

nagoma: I have noticed something ( please this is real and not tribal bashing at all, I don't mean to offend) . Just like other Nigerians I buy most of my imported tools and materials from young Igbo traders. What I find funny is the repetitition when you ask.

Have you got white emulsion ?
The answer is always a question - " white emulsion"?
Do you have electric bulb?
The answer is a question " electric bulb"?
I try harder ,saying it loud and clear " I WANT TO BUY WASH HAND BASIN" !! As well
Oh ! It is futile - The answer is still " wash hand basin"?

Can somebody explain please? Has anyone noticed this mandatory confirmation before the answer yes or no?

So na only ibo guys uv heard wit such faux pas?

#ethnic chauvinist

[quote author=S-berries]I can't stop laughing.. These answers r kinda rude especially if the person doesn't expect it. But it serves some people right sha. Those that don't know when to ask the right questions.[/quote]Tis fun if d person asking d question got d joke....it'll be laugh all through,but if d person dnt get d joke....ummmmmm

Lol

Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee

ogugua88: [size=13pt]If you have nothing positive to say, then move onto another thread please.[/size]

By the word "Positive" u mean?

NoContract: Why your fixation on мє? Anyway I don change am.

Thank U̶̲̥̅̊.

Sorry abt d seemingly Fixation thing....tnx for understanding tho

OP and Mod,pls give me 3 reasons,5advantages n 1 disadvantage why dis is on the front page


Azzin una no fit let d man rest?even as d cartoon is senseless n baffling

NoContract: *

Nxt time use d Modify button.

Tnx

NoContract: Before nko?

Abeg mama nkiruka serve me beans and pepper soup mixed with kunu. add two kpomo + carnel stew,and some spaghetti. Then add small dogoyaro. No time

*flushes it down with small stout then continues playing ludo*

Behave urself na?...BTW Kernel not Carnel #No vex o

FIFA no wise o!...if them dey find match fixing,make dem ask yakubu aiyegbeni against Greece abi na which country sef in d world cup n Sani Kaita for dat stupid act in d world cup



Also,mk dem ask Alex Ferguson n him Refs

Dis OP fvck up wella! ....u sure u r ibo?were u expecting us to clap for u?

After reading ur horse poo, first word dat came to my mind to describe u was CADAVER!

Anuofia ugwu awusa!

Hmmm....

*continues eating

saxywale: Can't understand a word from what u just typed up there dude. you probably belong to an ethnic group that's got no history. Fvck you very much!

Dint expect u to understand....its called childhood...I blame MTN n ETISALAT for free MBs they give out


FYI,I'm not an ethnic chauvinist...(Umm check the dictionary for that word 'Chauvinist',it's right after the word 'Idiooot')

saxywale: The message has been passed already for those that wants to rubbish the governors idea and It's not meant for nitwits like you. ps, I browse on a mobile and have no fvcking time to edit. get that into your empty skull and if you're pissed, go jump into the lagoon.

No need to show us u r below 14yrs,and I see no need for me to trade insults wit kids,since u couldn't edit wit ur nokia C1,u shd av jst commented,and paste the link for interested readers...

But sha, u r a learner,I go make sure seun create L plate just for u.

Cheers mate!

saxywale: I see nothing wrong in studying Ifa, It's one of UNESCOs heritage culture. This is highly commendable.
Note: This is not an advertisement


The Ifa Heritage Institute, Nigeria is the only Higher
Education institution in the world that specializes in
the study of all aspects of Yoruba indigenous culture.
In November 2005, UNESCO (United Nations
Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization)
proclaimed Ifá as one of the 86 traditions of the world
to be regarded as Masterpieces of the Oral and
Intangible Heritage of Humanity. UNESCO then
enjoined all nations and peoples of the world to give
their unflinching support to these traditions so that
they would not perish.

The Ifa Heritage Institute is a post-secondary
institution in Oyo Town, Oyo State, Nigeria, sponsored
in part by UNESCO and endorsed by the Federal
Government of Nigeria. The objective of the Institute
is the preservation and propagation of Ifá as an
indigenous African body of knowledge within the
settings of a modern and contemporary educational
system.

In the past three years, the Ifa Heritage Institute has
developed programs on Ifa and other aspects of
Yoruba culture, and taught those programs
successfully to three sets of students, two sets of
which have already graduated.

The Institute is grateful to the Japanese Government
for their donation which has enabled us to acquire a
VSAT, video satellite capability. We are hoping to be
able, during the coming academic year, to develop
online programs which will facilitate participation of
interested students from around the world. This will
not preclude international students from coming
physically to Oyo to enroll in our diploma program,
but will be an additional way interested persons can
participate in the program.

FACULTIES of the IFA HERITAGE INSTITUTE are as
follows:

1.Department of Ifá Studies The vastness of the
knowledge contained within the Ifa divination system
is almost unfathomable. In this department, students
will be taught the rudiments of Ifá divination, focusing
especially on chanting and interpretation of Ifá
stories. We would like to preserve the orality of Ifá;
therefore the primary focus of the Faculty of Ifa
Studies is the oral memorization of Ifá literary verses
and the interpretation of the same. There are 256
Odù of Ifá. Each Odù contains 800 stories, yielding a
total of 204,800 stories that deal with different
aspects of Yoruba mythology, history, medicine,
philosophy and other ideas. Each Odù can be
regarded as an oral or unwritten "book" of this
comprehensive compendium of knowledge. Students
will learn verses from each of the 256 Odu, their
meanings and practical application.

2.Department of Languages The languages to be
taught in this department are Yoruba, English,
Spanish, Portuguese and French. This department will
focus on both the oral and written forms of the
Yoruba language so that students who complete the
program would be able to speak the Yoruba language
very well and also be very literate in the subject. The
English language will also not be neglected. The need
to include Portuguese and Spanish is because these
are the two languages which the teeming millions of
Yoruba people in the Diaspora speak, especially in
Cuba and Brazil. Of course, we all know that our
brothers and sisters in Benin and Togo Republic speak
French in addition to the Yoruba language. English
and Yoruba will be compulsory, and each student
should pick one of the remaining three languages.

3.Department of Medicine All the herbs in the
Yoruba floral and fauna are believed to have been
named and categorized by Ifá and his younger
brother Osanyin since very ancient times. In the
Department of Medicine, we will devote our attention
to the study of our indigenous medical practices,
therapeutics and pharmacopia. Time will be devoted
to the identification of medicinal leaves, roots, and
barks of trees, the preparation and administration of
different forms of medicines, and how to diagnose
and treat illnesses in the indigenous African way. The
Ààreèsègùn, chief Medicine Man elected by the entire
community of indigenous healers, will play the lead
role in this department.

4.Department of Performing Arts In the department
of Performing Arts we will teach the music and dance
associated with Ifá in West Africa and in the African
Diaspora, such as bata music, dùndún music, and
music made from iron gongs called agogo, which is
the most favorite dance step of Babalawos and
Iyanifas. Theoretical instruction will be complemented
by real live performances and instruction delivered by
local experts in the respective arts.

5.Department of Indigenous Technology In this
department, we will focus on the mechanisms,
machinery, tools and materials required for the
production of beadworks, metal works/blacksmithing,
calabash-carving, preparation of indigo dye-stuffs,
and other indigenous textile products. Computer
technology and design will also be an important part
of the curricula.

For more information on the Ifa Heritage Institute
please visit
www.ifaheritage.org
or Professor Wande Abimbola's website.
http://www.wandeabimbola.com/ifa-heritage-institute-oyo-nigeria/

This guy go do one wicked copy and paste and una no wan like him post?come be say him eassay long pass OP own!

Guy,no mind them,I for hit the like button,but my battery low n my BIS fit finish!

Oya NL peeps,mk una help am na,click the Like button.

Cheers

I tot thr was a thread like this one last month?....do we now have redundancy (abi na ineptitude) starting from the beginning of the new year?

www.nairaland.com/1143629/news-headlines-youd-like-see#13606283



Sha,mk I post wetin I bin post b4

2013, I'd like to see

"Jonathan shames critics - "-all news paper
arnd d globe
"Boko haram vanquished"- Punch Newspaper
"Nigeria keeps breaking barriers" -Time
Magazine