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BinghiNya: for 1 yoruba criminal there are 15 ibhoe criminals, 0.12 hausa

Ukwa da gbukwa gi anu ofia onye ugwu....moronic ethnic chauvinist

Cnt wait to re-vote GEJ come 2015.....anyways,more job opportunity n economic boom for Anambra state...let's go there Innoson

iykemyke: for sure the train will leave lagos for kano, the pictures will emerge only on nta news and the next time the train will move again again will in 2015 during election campaigns. So my bro stop the propanganda. Goodluck jonathan is as good as badluck

Shame on Ʊ!....I wanted to call Ʊ an idi.ot but lemme call Ʊ Olofofo

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]GOD BLESS YOU. ELECTRICITY IS MUCH BETTER NOW THAN EVER BEFORE, GEJ IS FIXING ALL OUR MAJOR AIRPORTS THAN NO OTHER PRESIDENT HAS EVER ATTEMPTED. GEJ IS FIXING THE RAILWAYS THAN NO OTHER PRESIDENT. GEJ IS NOT DOING BADLY, THOSE WHO THINK OTHERWISE SHOULD EITHER HUG A TRANSFORMER OR JUMP INTO RIVER NIGER.

GEJ HAS PAID ME 25 MILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE THIS POST.[/quote]Or make dem go kiss cobra

obisage: I just discoverid that people look at me somehow when I walk on the street, I didn't know what the matter was until some close friends begin to tell me that I look like one Actor. because am not really a movie freak, i didn't know who they were talking about. So when it became too much, I went online to get his picture, merged it with mine, and the result is the picture below.

So am still looking for a way to make this known to Nigerians and Nonso Himself that Nonso Diobi has a look-alike. help broadcast this picture. my contact is 08032642336. factualy2k@gmail.com

Read ∂α̇̇̇†̥ line like 32times n each time I laugh crazier at each turn....my dog wα̲̅ڪ like......"WTF is wrng wit dis human?"

cogitoErgo: see this mumu o! when did u serve, small boy?
I only told what is happening in my area and you start 'yanning opata' who told you that the whole of Jos is having full power? I am posting from that Jos, Utan side! If your father is on the payroll of whoever is sabbotaging power supply in this country only to make false claims in the media, then that is your problem, what I stated is what is happening in my area, period!

I still ∂εγ serve,I be small boy...old idi.ot like Ʊ no fit get sense to knw say ∂α̇̇̇†̥ utan na village as it were?a correct squalid ghetto....†ђξ fact ∂α̇̇̇†̥ Ʊ dnt see light ΐϞ ΰ٢ ghetto does no mean tis not happening else where,n ∂α̇̇̇†̥ den shd b †ђξ fault of ΰ٢ ghetto which has one (abi Йą none sef)transformer serving the whole slum....abi utan no be slum?tarred road ∂εγ thr?drainages fa?aw abt twn plannin?....


No display ΰ٢ ineptitude here o◦°˚!

Dnt let mε get started wit ΰ٢ father

cogitoErgo: where are they keeping all this their increases in power? for the past five days now, I have no power here in my area and whenever it comes it will be so low on voltage that you will need to still put a candle on at night and so useless during the day as not to be able to operate ordinary TV! This is how it has been, around December in this area now for the past ten(10)years!

Quit hating,maybe Йą village Ʊ ∂εγ..azzin serious ghetto,but for obudu whr I serve,jos where I live,bauchi,yola,and gombe whr I transact business...light full thr....maybe Ʊ shd jst gv credit wen tis due ...eh,abeg

14million naira bag?...will it take my sins away?


She can lie joor...Йą diamond abi gold bag?

[quote author=Okija_juju]Shoooo!!


Person no fit follow una play again?! Na wah o!![/quote]Sorry,dint get ΰ٢ joke...maybe next...#sowie

helpmeohgod: @ okija-juju--i used a blackberry in d snap but if u feel I used a 1.5 mega pixel, please I beg u buy a 50 mega pixel for me

U get time sef

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nice 1.5 Mega pixel phone...[/quote]Even if u use 100mega pixel juju camera Йą so e go stil be....dint u notice twas snapped frm a TV?


Eh?

nell07: old hawz- niu faces...
How re d batch B's coping?
I myself ve been holed up on a lost island in d name of ppa since sept 17 until jst yesterday o.

Rivers state isnt all it is famed tu be o!
I bathe with creek water which has crude oil, sea weed and LOTS of POOP. I mean, u have to push human crap away with ur bucket so as find water.
No network xcept glo which comes and goes in very weak signals
no market, infact nothing.
All d students combined are just 46, but they give trouble like 46000 pipu.
Some ss1 boiz even nyansh some easy going female corpers
d mosquitoes are the size of small birds
there is absolutely nothing to do after skl.. So boredom is like second nature thr.
ayam tayad.
But fer y'all who re coping better than i am.
More palm-oil tu ya elbows joor. Pls keep up d good work.
Afterall it's meant tu be under d sun and in d rain abi.
Cant wait fer june abeg.

U sure say no be soakaway u ∂εγ fetch water?...dint mean to laff but...I feel ΰ٢ pain.my place Йą heaven compared to urs.ha!...ΰ٢ N100,000+ is waitin by june..twill be worth it bro

Ramcie: *come closer, I need to knock your head with a rolling pin*

Azzin eh, mε I hold coke bottle....I will knock him hard eh!....

BTW,I feel her pain,if it were twitter,evn if Йą 200,for a thousand peeps,Йą big something talk more of 5000


And eh,all those peeps wey get followers full twitter dem fit help too


BTW....why bad peeps keep bin alive?...and Good ones die away?
*sobs

Poor picture quality...emm...r u using curve 2 or nokia S40 phone?


As for the demolition,I tink tis right,cos most of dose houses were nvr in d master plan...ie,peeps built houses anyhow

She sure won't tell her husband ∂α̇̇̇†̥ he is damned boring n ugly

Hav never bin banned....but I sure made a mod close a thread...frnt page thread....I asked a questions as thusdem fit vex ban me)


Sha,shey Йą to create anoda username until dem unblock me?


I asked,if jihad martyrs get 72virgins wen dey get to 'heaven'...wot then does them ladies get?....72 virgin machos?....


Em mod,am not trying to derail the thread.

Em Ujchief,aw far sef?u scarce for batch B 2012 room o◦°˚!e†iИ̲̮̅ dey provoke u?


Cheers man!

Dude...u haf either of the newer forms of STI (sexually transmitted infection) or STJ (sexually transmitted juju)



Shey u wan tell us say na Perfume?because Йą pampers we all for NL dey wear shey?


BTW,y spray ǖя̩̥̊ balls in d first place?....sorry to ask,r u gay?

I tink u shd see a doc or ifa priest or a pastor or warreva u bliv in...else u'd wake up one morning n ǖя̩̥̊ sroctal sac on d bed...yea bro,it'll secede.

Cheers mate

He/she are on their own...swim to save a life ∂α̇̇̇†̥ d owner doesn't want?


If someone sets him/herself on fire n I hav a glass of water,I'd drink it or spill it....I won't evn piss to save em.



*sent frm bb curve 4,wit android n samsung tech!

Let me ask ifa



I haf a question 4 u...wil u approve ǖя̩̥̊ daughter to get pregnant before marriage?if yes,then close d thread,if no then close the thread

Gigika: U are very myopic

Azzin eh,d right phrase is 'hopelessly shallow minded'.

Why not ask google?





*Sent from nairaland app for BB(wonder wen seun go upgrade)

Question: The Best Time To
Achieve A Lot In Your Career?

Ans:

As soon as u get the chance

Or as soon as u stop comparing urself to others

Soon enough,the tins u'd be seeing on front page r the likes of the below:

'Van Vicker loves fried Plantain'
'Ini Edo is on her Period'
Jim iyke and Aki n Paw Paw were playin ludo in an eatery'
Segun arinze and omotola have facebook accounts'


Seun,u seriously need scrutinise ǖя̩̥̊ mods...cos lately,ineptitude has reached staggering heights


Or some pple pay mods to get their topic to front page?...seun hire me to find out...I'd be more clinical dan Jack Bauer