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Nonywendy: u don call dose u sent shout to abi? Whch LGA re u serving in CRS sef?

Nonywendy: u don call dose u sent shout to abi? Whch LGA re u serving in CRS sef?

Didn't u see Obudu there?...and I dnt haff d numbers of all those I sent shout out to.

*still scratching my head
Tis either my eyes haff gone nuts, or my brains r numb...looked at d calendar tho,n smiled wen I noticed today is not April 1st...my frend acidtalk...abeg park well...am sure d name of your ministry is "Come and See Deliverance and Prophetic Ministries"

Ɩ♥̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨͡vε d house...slangs like "Men n Brethren","water τ̅☺ fetch","Damsels","ruggedy tins","Behind" etc ..reporting Live frm NCCF family awz Obudu/Obanliku..CR/12B/1040...I Ɩ♥̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨͡vε dis family o(singin d family song in yoruba format)

I dey vex o...yawa go dey if them no pay by today o◦°˚..CRS corpers,ah!...tis not funny again o!..haba FG...19,600 no be big deal for una na

Mannylex: Jonathan is a FOOL, a coward! I hate him. One good thing he would have done to make people remember him and make up for all his wrong doings, he blew it up! This is pure Wickedness!

Y blame Jonathan?y didn't u blame OBJ who ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ doing big brother africa n dashed em bakassi?S Йą jst say Joe administration no appeal u guys now call him names!Wot part of "WE WOULD AV LOST D APPEAL DON'T U UNDERSTAND"?!...I for prefer war o◦°˚,at least we'd use an African country for a stern example τ̅☺ d rest.pls leave Joe alone,D CRS govt n Bakassi pple no mk noise during OBJ n Umaru time o◦°˚,Йą 10yrs dem bin get τ̅☺ rant o◦°˚!pls eh,mk una no vex,no be Joe fault

Ah!....NYSC no be beans o◦°˚...wen I go see those prospective batch C corp members D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rejoice,I go jst smile,remember wen I bin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait too....reporting from obudu,CRS...Govt berra release our alawee o◦°˚....cnt wait for june 2013....aswear,I haff tired...Shoutout 2 ms steph,tunnex,my man 9zeros,Okoya wey threathen M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥,bukky,naijaobi,babycutie etc...network no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ most of our villages(I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ twn now sha),but we r one big family...ah! Those waiting days.

Dis Guy: all the states in nigeria have rivers running through them? abegi na same night school you follow oga jona attend?

If u cud read,u'd av noticed the phrase MAJOR RIVERS,n D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ majorly do drainage of ǖя̩̥̊ country.if I had time τ̅☺ play arnd,I'd av listed out dose rivers in the states mentioned, eg Oyo(is naturally drained by four rivers with
many tributaries: Ona River;
Ogbere River; Ogunpa River flowing
through the city and Kudeti River in the Central
part of the metropolis, Kogi(need I tell u), Benue(google it), Plateau(ever heard of Dlimi river?), Adamawa(R. Gongola), Delta(ah,jst google it),
Bayelsa and Anambra Йą ǖя̩̥̊ home work.point is,dese MAJOR rivers drain ǖя̩̥̊ country,n wen thr's over excess there'll be flooding.if u stil dnt get it,ask google.

Ijebulogic: Oga, please appreciate the difference between the following bodies of water - ocean, river, stream, lake, puddle, poto-poto. Thank God we all went to school.

Sir,aw does ocean,streams,lakes etc come into the discuss?he asked even Borno n plateau states...river yedzama for one drains into d lake chad,u need see d river,also The Bomo region is drained by two groups of rivers, one is bound towards the south draining to
the Benue system, while the other is towards Lake Chad. The region is generally drained by seasonally
flowing rivers, whose peak flows are recorded during the rainy season btw the months of July and
Sept. The Hawul River, which flows southwards
and discharges its waters into the Gongola River.(For borno state). For plateau,am tired of explaining

U see obviously,we all r educated,but some jst choose τ̅☺ spew their dim minded orientation in full glare of d world.no offence intended pls.

Ps,try see d above mentioned rivers,n those rivers in the state my president pointed out.cheers

Dis Guy: so basically all the states are getting cash, was there flood in plateau?

even borno is getting flood money?

Lemme take u on a lil geography...all dose state mentioned,has rivers...as in major rivers that empty into bigger rivers,are u following,S wen the waters came,it overflooded d bnks of these rivers,n close by communities were affected.class closed...em dis is ǖя̩̥̊ homework,get a map of ǖя̩̥̊ country (hp u r 9ja),then those states mentioned,check weda they av rivers.τ̅☺ be submitted wen u find those states on 9ja's map.
Cheers

Seemyfather: I knew that Mr. Jonah & Tan, will never be loyal to the sharing of a thing at all.

Now let's take a look at the break down based on the various categories.

Category A N500m
Category B N400m
Category C N300m
Category D N250m

Now looking at the sharing formula, you will observe that the money was decreasing by N100m down to category C, and I think that of category D, should have be N200m. So where did/will they get the additional N50m from?

Can somebody tell me please...

From UEFA champions league bettings....#dumbestquestionoftheyear

Got my allowee on tuesday,Ecobank...em,I. Don tire for service o

Allowee in Cross river Йą this week o◦°˚..cnt wait sef...guys network for we villages no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ let us ping sef...my village no get 3G and before u .̮ EDGE sef thank God. Em,who else is dating here?...Okoya my guy,ЂƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡w Bukky tins be Йą?lolz

anitank: Invitation card,Lol! calm down buddy. Thanks all d same. Urs is somewhere arnd d corner, u jst havnt looked harder

I don look tire...I even googled it..stil not seen one...lolz...fingers crossed,pls marry after service,we,d all converge

I'd be very angry if I don't get a weddin invitation card...awwwwwwww...aint D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cute together?....I hope my own comes too o◦°˚....congrats....cheers

There's a serious dyslexic case here...
1. Who told u he erected d board himself?why wud u tink he did?
2. There's a caption that reads..."If he ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ one of those profession pictured,where would U̶̲̥̅̊ be?"...refering τ̅☺ those he's touched their lives.is it ∂α̇̇̇†̥ difficult τ̅☺ comprehend?
3. Why e D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ vex una?for T.D. Jakes churches..Йą your face D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ there?
U knw wot I lov abt him?..no matter wot dirt u guys throw at him,he only gets better and better...Pastor Chris, worth hearing.

PS...make una get a life,little minds talk about people,great minds talk about ideas,business,innovation...cheers

Am S glad for u all..am in batch b and I know ЂƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡w d wait can be..but,Йą una go tire for service...ℓ☺ℓ ,=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) ...am tired already,jst 1mnth o◦°˚..bless u all,psoto keep em intact.una go quarell,laugh,hate and make friends too..peace out prospective otondos

maasoap: I believe those Muslims were caught unaware last year. The warning actually came from the Berom guys last year and not from the police. Because of that, Muslims didn't take the warning seriously and they were slaughtered like rams (women, children and harmless men:over 200). If they decide to go to the place this year not minding the police warning (which I don't encourage but not oppose either), they won't be caught unaware this time around. Attacking them will be like a suicide mission. Believe me, there will be group of Muslims who will be there, not to pray but to look out for any possible attack.

Even if dem come with hezbollah,they can't survive d ordeal..rukuba road boys and kabong Boys don do..not τ̅☺ mention utan,alheri and jenta adamu boys

moderators......ur daddies...my post must have gone to prayers

Team cross river bb group rocks....ℓ☺ℓ ,=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

tunnex190: So you are Chisom too? I wonder why Chisom and Chioma are common names in Igbo land...virtually all my camp friends bear chisom and chioma

Wrong assumption..very wrong assumption

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Please when is our next documentation??[/quote]depends on your LI...In obudu,it's btw 30th n 6th sept

Babycutey: calabar carnival 4 sure.my ppa is in boki lga.i was actualy in platon 9.gomb made a mistake.related wel wt gomb in camp.hez a nice guy.u can add me up on facebk wt onyemal chisom

yeah my bad...I'm addin you now..Thanks for the time in camp...Lol..Oya ms steph...I've tot about it and....I'd drop my pin tomorrow..Gonna ask Jesus his view on d carnival...Cheers dudelette!.....*winks

[quote author=Ms_Steph]@Gombz see u after 5days[/quote]you rock!..Thanks...But em...You didn't drop urs o(if i grab you)...

Em,Team cross river...Loving d feeling already...Lol..Ajegunle sends his regards..."cosmetics,you blinking s.hit..I kill you..Bagger"...Lol,that's one hell of a funny fellow..

tunnex190: you are not serious.

yeah...I wasn't...Just a thought though.

tunnex190: Gombs, and babycutie...I really did commend your efforts. I did want to meet you guys. I called you Gombs once few days to camp, I guessed. And I tried to reach you when I got to camp in day 2 so I did to Emacjay but I later get connected to emacjay on Camp and we've been best of friends since then. So I wanted to do the same with our CR cum NL ladies but I didn't want them to feel otherwise. I'm so sorry we were unable to connect on Camp. I promise to make it up to you dudes n dudettes. I can look for you guys n ladies before my PPA resumes on Sept. 17. I will be in CR by month end. Let's relate on FB.

no qualms mate!..It's a small world..We'd sure meet.

Nonywendy: was also in platoon 5 bt dint meet her

yeah,she wasn't wearing a Babycutie shirt.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Who is coming for the calabar carnival?. We can all meet there. Cross river corpers if ur using a bb drop ur pin lemme add u up. So we can knw each other[/quote]thinkin about d carnival,wil drop my pin when i'm done thinking...Pls give me 5days to think.Thanks..Meanwhile drop yours..

tunnex190: MIZ D, MS steph, Gombs, you can add me on fb...tunnex190@yahoo.com.

done that already...I only saw babycutie..You guys didnt make any effort..I n babycutie did weird work to find tunnex n valemite..Ms steph didnt drop her number(or at least i didnt see it)..Met babycutie on day 1,she was in platoon 5

Which 1 of the following could
make u dump your partner,
(1)snoring
(2)smelling feet
(3)bad kisser
(4)lack of romance
(5)bad p4mence in bed
(6)lack of swagger/sense of
style
(7)big tummy/mokhaba
(money/lack& too much love
4it
(9)corns
(10)chewing wit open mouth!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]nothing. Hve fun[/quote]i sure will...

[quote author=Ms_Steph]lmao. U wan start market? Igbo man[/quote]your point being?

When Life Gives
you Lemons. .. .. .Make
Lemonade

This statement is often
misunderstood or
misinterpreted, to me it simply
means that I will attempt to
turn all obstacles into
opportunities! "...For I have
learned, in whatsoever state I
am, therewith to be content."
Philippians 4:11

we've all had fun,we'Ve all gone to camp,now some of us had "nice" ppa some had "bad" ppa..But irrespective of how it goes,i'm sure that pleasure doesnt mean the absence of pain and pain doesnt mean the absence of pleasure...For those in "7star" ppa kudos..For those in "0 star" ppa cheer it up. I'm in Obudu in cross river state,in a village not far from the town..I hated it at first sight...But, i looked at the town a second time,saw a need...And wil meet it...A soldier in camp adviced me that "where ever you go as a soldier,make it home,make it fun..Never rebel against it"...So,my personal project is establishin a market in my village.And that i'll do IJN.Some of the posts here seem taunting,esp the "city" ppa peeps,and i'm sure that's why the house is not as full as usual..So for the love of christ...Let's forget the ppa thing and discuss somethin else...Cheers mates

sigba: I did all except the last one(yuck!!) I still do some now lol.

lol..I did the last one tire...Lol...Fact is i dont do any of the above listed since i left primary school...Lol..Whenever i think of the above listed,i'd scream and say "thank God i've grown up" ...Lol

[quote author=Ms_Steph]akept 1[/quote]sounds riverine...Join me count down months..