₦airaland Forum

emmaliveth10: Chaaaaiiii...there is God oooooh







by the way has the person(s)that attacked nairaland caught

I suspect BH and A?C. Was it done to stop nigerians celebration of the freest election in Nigeria's history?

fkaz: But asari is not asking his kinsman to conduct SNC now that he has the opportunity. Instead they are clamouring for second term in office for him.

Have you not been reading the papers? He did that throughout last year.

Dannylux: I hate it when a girl breathes in my presence, like can't you hold your breath for just an hour?

This guy is crazy. If you believe that, click LIKE.

I'll read this comment again tomorrow. It's ludicrous and hilarious and funny and ridiculous. Folks, stop laughing. Happy new year. Hit the LIKE button.

Idi Amin: For a man to say this, only God knows what he was passing through in the hands of the wife. Just saying

For the woman to have filed for a divorce after years of battering and infidelity, i can only imagine the unbelievable things Dino did lately. I understand he pointed a gun at the poor woman. #MrSaint #MrOccupyNigeria

T-smooth:
Instead of Jonathan to address the issue raised in the letter, he was busy wanting to reply OBJ. What a shamless drunkard!

Stop insulting Mr. President. Does he drink half of what your mo.ther drinks?

crystalballs: Where are the fresh air team.

Man, we're right here.

Fadelex: he's not bleaching joor....he's only changing skin like a snake.

His natural skin is just coming out.

Ziggyzito: Is it easy to stand near Eja Nla?? Talkless of him lyin down on your body.... besides, almost every girl will do that

What is this one saying?

Pukkah: This is the season of quashing and clearing.

The report did not mention the quashing of Alamieyeseigha's conviction. Never in the annals of Nigeria's democracy have more convictions been quashed and individuals cleared than now.

More and more convictions are being quashed and cleared under the corruption-friendly administration of the Chief Quasher himself, Conviction Clearer Quashluck JonaClear.

Nigeria may be on the brink of being quashed and cleared!

Dey dia dey rant; na so hin go take clear the polls for 2015.

DankemzI: DJ moses is in a medically induced coma. Police say the 41-year-old was working in liquid lounge nightclub around 5 a.m. Saturday morning following a physical altercation inside.

“A fight broke out, when he played tonto dikeh latest single JEJE. Trying to mix it and repeatedly mixing the intro of the song an angry guy yelled he should change the song but he refused, then suddenly a bottle was thrown at him ,” said on of the bouncers.

Then all of a sudden the DJ was rushed by drunk guys kicking and hitting his body. Paramedics found the 41-year-old unconscious and bleeding.

According to reports from the hospital he is suffering from fractures to the eye and bruising on the brain. Although he is in a medically induced coma, but he is showing some signs of recovery.

One of the drunks guys was caught and all he could say was ‘he is mad ,,how could he be repeating that song for 5 mins what kind fuckery is that..,”
http://nigeriasrenaissance.com/index.php/news/item/34432-dj-beaten-to-coma-after-playing-tonto-dikeh-s-song-in-the-club

Tonto Dike is wicked. How can she continue to make yeye (jeje) music, to cause problems in clubs. The other time, it was hi hi i hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi guantaramera hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

B.itch, don't be silly; that nigger ain't gonna stop doing his thing. Go ahead with the wedding only if you're sure you can continue taking his punches.

But, if you were my sister, i wouldn't even advise you on this- i would be telling you what to do by punching you myself. Once again, don't be silly.

me_for_you: this rivers figures looks very political. from 3.1 to 15.2?

If you've stayed in port Harcourt before, you wouldn't be surprised. The way young men who make silly money behave is shameful- they f.uck every thing in skirt. The brothels, like the one in azikiwe street, mile 2, are on the road side, and it's quite shameful how prostitutes display things without shame.

fijiano202: Guy this ur post is not meant for nigerians

The OP is a learner- he doesn't know that environments are different. The article he posted was influenced by the American environment.

josite: some of these obas knew they are born again again Christians and have no desire to perpetualise any tradition and yet for vainglory will accept the role that demands idol worshipping. I once told a well know Nigerian chieftain who chooses to offer me an obaship rather than his own son who is in the same profession I am that if they accept all the chickens ,palm oil meant for the gods are to be taken to my kitchen and further accept that I will retraditionalise the town setting up new institutions and iscarding the old traditions I will accept to be the odemo of ishara.of course I know they will never accept so the case was permanently closed.

recently one well read ode remo woman was complaining about the brutal dismembering of the late village headmaster eleyinmin aka funsho adeolu who was the late king of ode .The issue is was the man ignorant of the fact that his corpse will be dragged round the town and dismembered before he accepted the kingship.

let us reject positions that we know we are not ready for and this is why we must ensure JOANTHAN is not re elected.

Who is this i.diot? Hug the nearest 3KVA transformer.

Yomieluv: Too many cracks on him,pls don't blame him,blame the cracks.

You can as well blame the father of crack- satan.

safarigirl: of course he'll be at the World Cup, he can go with Nigeria's Supporters Club.

You're still mad at Osaze for leaving you for that white girl?

simply_me: and this is someone who sees your unclothedness and sleeps with you on a daily basis.
So what's moral about cooking for him? Nonsense.

Ye, my sister. It's like guys insisting that that their personal clippers be used to cut their hairs, but have no problem having unprotected sex with strange women; or a guy having unprotected sex with his girl but refuses to share a toothbrush with her. You dey commit sin with am, why small thing like cooking in your house come be big deal?

simply_me: and this is someone who sees your unclothedness and sleeps with you on a daily basis.
So what's moral about cooking for him? Nonsense.

Ye, my sister. It's like guys insisting that that their personal clippers be used to cut their hairs, but have no problem having unprotected sex with strange women; or a guy having unprotected sex with his girl but refuses to share a toothbrush with her.

Appointing a foreigner to boss over Keshi might spark a revolution in this country.

The fact that people who don't know much about football manage our football worries me. These guys are heartless and extremely corrupt, too. Making "illegal" money is the inspiration behind this idea of hiring a foreign coach to boss over a coach who has surpassed all expectations, a coach who has surpassed all foreign super eagles coaches in the past, perhaps except Westerhof, despite getting very little support from football administrators in the country.

Dem dey steal enough, we no fit do anything. One of D small things wey dey give us joy, wey be Keshi, dem wan bring confusion come now. E no go happen. We're ready to sack them if dem Bleep up Keshi.

Kukere almost caused a tsunami in Africa. Psquare's Do Me is no way close to D'banj's Fall In Love. Kukere is the most downloaded song in the history of Africa.

Keneking: You mean dowry?

Yes, I mean "diary."

gogo2479: Make good on your promise not to contest in 2015.

Who said he made that kind of promise?

About him not contesting again? That won't happen!

Baba_Eleko: Jonathan thinks he is bigger than Nigerians. 2015 dey come when we go show am say na only paper we need to fling am back to the river bank where he belong.

U don forget say na resources from that river bank dey feed una?

LesbianBoy: I miss the lawlessness in Nigeria jor! Unlike here in the US they are just too 'organised'

I also miss the low tax i pay in Nigeria. The tax is damn to high here in the US

Obviously, this guy never near Seme border before, let alone board a plane to Ghana.

satellitedaisy: Ice prince again! After Iyanya

If every body is 27yrs, How old am I?

You're 2 years, 7 months old.

binhozie: Cholera in Lagos State?
What's Fashola Doing?

He has to deport cholera to his state of origin, the same way he deported those igbos.

Alikaxon: Let any politician take a traditional oath and curruption would stop

Let all politicians be born again, and corruption will be history.

jmoore: You already called him clueless so no need to tell you what he did with your money.

BTW, which adjective can be used to describe one that intentionally voted for a person that she/he believes is clueless? smh

Senseless

yunglykmine: Fresh Air all over the country.
Even fresh Air to accident Victims too..
#TeamFreshAir.

#TeamFreshAir are clearly in the lead.

Charles Shaw: Nonna ma biz.
Nysc can kiss my Indecisive asss crack.
Can't wait to pass out joor...

Yea, Nysc is bullshit, a complete waste of time. They should scrap that crap asap. It has overstayed. The very purpose that led to its establishment has been defeated, so why keep it?

Why would somebody pick money on the ground dropped by an insulting and irresponsible boy?

All those who picked the notes are shameless illdiots.

Save our daughters from prostitution? Rubbish! Have these girls not been practising prostitution before? Truth is, parents don't really take time to know what their daughters do, especially when they're away from home. For so long, they've been "selling things from school." Now, they're selling things from home, right before the glaring eyes of their parents; and parents can't just believe what they see. My point is, the strike is not the cause of the prostitution; things are the way they are because of greed, need to outshine others and the love of material things, like iPhone, Z10, Brazilian hair, designer clothes- cheap things. A prostitute is a prostitute; no matter where she is, she'll always carry out her trade. The strike has only "forced" them to "trade" right in front of their parents and neighbours for the past four months. Parents, una never see anything! Most of una daughters na ashaewo. Longer throat don kill them.