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I love these basic facts from our dear friends:

layi:
Money is needed to keep the embers of love flaming.

Jio:
Money is the oil that keeps the love engine moving

When there's no money, the love ain't gonna be stable. As a matter of fact, when a lil arguement comes up, that will be the first thing the wife will use to attack the husband.

Latoya, Can I be ur flower boy?

Will isn't well

I'll say, "feel free"

wwyd if u heard Obasanjo is dead?

you can say that again

tpbm is fabian

sneeze

OK. but it's a pity I don't have recent photos. I hardly take pictures except when I go to occasions and I haven't even gone to one in months now!

Never! I would never consider such arrant nonsense. If my wife attempts to bring up such a suggestion . . . I reserve my comments!

Seems Hot Angel has problems understanding my jokes fast. Well, that's becasue mine require thinking!

The joke was about 3 agbayas. They were solving a puzzle which was meant for kids btw 3 - 5 yrs of age. But they thought it meant it was going to take them 3 - 5 yrs to solve of which they solved for a whole 51 days! That means blondes are dumb! For the puzzle to be for children btw the ages of 3 and 5, it means it must have been soooo easy. But then, it still took them 51 days to solve.

get it now?

I have read it but I don't understand it

I think the honour should be given to whom it's due . . . TOI!!!

I understand very little french

The last time I checked the net, we had just 192 countries in the world. Where did the extra 58 or more come from? . From my research, Nigeria was formerly the most corrupt in the world.

I am thinking you guys are jobless

Bukola

Interesting! So Nigeria actually is the 2nd poorest in the world

Lizzy, sorry.

@LATOYA: I guess that should be directed to hipcaramel and not "you guys"
@JOFTECH: Agreed, we are poor but not to the extent of being the 2nd poorest in the world!

Gimme a break!!!!!

I love the spirit Latoya

.....a beautiful young lady dressed in a skimpy dress. She walked up to me and asked if I cared for lunch. As at this time, I was already salivating, so I did not hesistate at all......

same here

6) There name you bear affects you.

I think this is true. <snip>

sure! and I love it

I think it's a nice idea. Let's call it The Intellectual Conversation

where do i post my pics and where are urs?

I hope you haven't blocked me because I am always online

Anyway, I don't think there are specific rules to chatting. When you go into chat rooms these days, it's always males wanting to chat with a female and vice versa. Therefore, if you are a male and you are trying to chat with a fellow male, most often, what u get is an insult or "bye".

However, there's one important thing to note. Most girls hate it when you buzz them. They also like it when you talk politely. In other words, mind your language when chatting with them. To me, chatting is just more or less like a means of making friends on the internet. (Lizzy and I became friends through yahoo messenger after which she introduced me to Nairaland). I personally have stopped visiting chat rooms for over a month now since most people that get online these days don't have anything to offer.

But then, the only rule I know in chatting is talking politely

_{Thank you}

Welcome shantal. It's fun here. You'll get to read Wesley and goodguy's "intellectual conversations"

The story starts again.....

I heard a tiny female voice call my name. I looked back and alas! it was.........

funny!

There's nothing really bad about plastic surgery. It only becomes bad when it's excessive and done unneccessarily. But then, I believe being natural is the best thing, except, of course, if it's needed in a critical situation like incase of a ghastly motor accident.

what's all these crap abt wheels anyway?