₦airaland Forum

adeoba:
Personally, there is nothing I hate about women. The mere sight of them turns me on! There are so many things to choose from: If she isn't beautiful, then she has a lovely backside, if not, she has great boobs, if not, she has a nice 'gspot', and if not, she probably just has a serious air of sexiness about her, no matter how 'ugly'! peace out!

raregroove:
as clear as birds muck!

raregroove:
Thanks for elaborating on what may or may not cause stretch marks, after all your explanation, we still dislike stretch marks (whether by birth or by design)

ijebuman:
They keep saying they're not upset and yet they still hang around here spoiling beta discussion Nobody has complained we've just said certain physical attributes turns us off simple

whiteshark:
I miss zig & zig + + layi + Ka and snazzy

Z4M4eva:
@Goodguy, me no like am when you carry your mouth put for my business, I can tell a joke when I hear/see one, so I suggest you leave it be.

jummiee:
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

8. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. .

10. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

11. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

12. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.

13. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.

16. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.


3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

9. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.


5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. .


17. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

18. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

19. Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

23. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

24. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.