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Car TalkRe: 2019 Hyundai Santa Fe Revealed - Be The First To See The First Photos by Gourdoinc(m): 7:34am On Feb 08, 2018
Tookool:
Are you saying the manufacturers should wait for you? I'm ready for the 2020 model .....go get money bro
yes they should. where you dey get money from. oya link me so I buy 2020 model like u
CrimeRe: "See What My Worthless Son Did To Me After Giving Him N136K" - Man Reveals. PICS by Gourdoinc(m): 6:51am On Feb 08, 2018
well you have saved money. since he is man enough to use objects on you, he should be man enough to hustle for his school fees from now on.

anytime he realizes that he is short of cash and can't make up the school fees, he should use a sharp object and stab himself. that's the logic. I'm
CrimeRe: Thief Opens Doctor's Car With Master Key, Steals Laptop & Gets Caught In Owerri by Gourdoinc(m): 6:48am On Feb 08, 2018
where is the tyre, where is the fuel. nobody there had any sense. burn the man and reduce the population. we can't suffer theives in government and yet suffer theives amongst the citizenry.

go and hustle like everyone else. carry kpon kpon of need be. all legit hustle is a hustle.
InvestmentRe: Let's Share Working And Winning Binary Option Strategy.. by Gourdoinc(m): 9:42pm On Feb 06, 2018
TheMrs:
Remember this account?this is what it looks like now
reviews on this app indicates it's difficult to make withdrawals. so have u ever withdrawn substantial amounts to your mastercard?

it's pretty easy to make deposits, but I ran away when I realized the difficulties in making withdrawals
InvestmentRe: Distributors Needed For A Juice Company by Gourdoinc(m): 9:22pm On Feb 06, 2018
mobilemart247@gmail.com, Lagos mainland Land
Car TalkRe: 2019 Hyundai Santa Fe Revealed - Be The First To See The First Photos by Gourdoinc(m): 8:22pm On Feb 06, 2018
it's clear these car manufacturers are just mocking me. I haven't even bought the first model, Na 2019 I go buy.

well like I said when the first model came out, it's beautiful and I will try to test it's specs on Need for speed where I am such a wealthy man.
CrimeRe: 34-year-old Serial Rapist Rapes Primary 6 Pupil. See What He Used To Lure Her by Gourdoinc(m): 8:04am On Feb 02, 2018
well it's only needful to try such trick on him too. since he no dey use eye see virgin hole. it's necessary to try such on the assumed virgin holes on his penis and anus.

we must try fitting in a pestle in both holes, it's it's not possible we could then try with chop sticks. at least this goes in line with his logic of innocence.

forgive us too father. we only poked with a smaller thing.
Music/RadioRe: Music Hit Kiss Daniel – 4 Dayz by Gourdoinc(m): 8:01am On Feb 02, 2018
please people save yourselves, don't download this depressing thrash of a song with no coherent beat
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man & His Wife Beat Sister Inlaw To Coma Over Infidelity in Lagos (pic by Gourdoinc(m): 6:54am On Feb 02, 2018
did she go around expressing her feminism? collecting PREEK Here and there? I doubt family will do this with general support if there isn't a general census on her cheating
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 25 Years Old Man With Human Head In Ogun by Gourdoinc(m): 6:45am On Feb 02, 2018
for avoidance of doubt. I believe it's best to ask these people what they use heads for.
it might be for pepper soup, though I wonder when isi ewu pepper soup became modified to isi mmadu pepper soup.

might be a delicacy in these barbaric parts
CelebritiesRe: LOL! What Has Gone Wrong In This Beautiful Family Photo by Gourdoinc(m): 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2018
angel Gabriel the Holy op, what is wrong with the pic? no be man, him wife and him pikin?
RomanceRe: Love Is Blind, Can You Wash Your Wife's Undies With Washing Machine? by Gourdoinc(m): 7:20pm On Jan 27, 2018
I wash it with my hands regularly, wonder what the big deal is.
SportsRe: Check Out What Camera Caught Ronaldo Doing To Marcelo by Gourdoinc(m): 7:17pm On Jan 27, 2018
dat is disturbing. but it could have been a friendly pinch. I hope it was a friendly pinch.

I won't be a fan of a faggott
PoliticsRe: "We Will Forget Biafra On One Condition" - Emma Powerful, IPOB Spokesman by Gourdoinc(m): 3:44pm On Jan 27, 2018
ShootToKill:
Epistes of a dirty illiterate dumbohari buffoon. Even your noise dey smell give us like abokii armpit.

grin grin
mtcheeew. Mr mouth. to keep talking to you is an insult to my person. but as a final word to you, go and ask who your father is, the village idiot you current call your dad was never responsible for it. information reaching me indicates it was another village idiot who did it. you see while your mum roamed around as a mad person. many people took it upon themselves to sodomise her, apparently some like your dad were foolish enough to go through the front. instead of spilling it on the floor like gentlemen, which would have saved us from the idiocy you spill here whenever IPOB is mentioned. the fucker dumped it inside her cunt.

go and ask for who your father is, Nwanne you are a bastard, agafu, ekperima, and simple bunkum.

please leave my mentions alone, there are other things you could do while in your fits of epilepsy. put a finger in ur bum, sniff it, you will enjoy that cocktail
RomanceRe: Men R Scsums!! Spare Me The Including Ur Father N Brother Talk!! by Gourdoinc(m): 3:14pm On Jan 27, 2018
Shugavee:
becaused she asked!!!! N secondly why begin a sexual approach with a lady u want nothing to do with!! Whats the need?? There are prostitutes everywhere, why go 4 innocent girls in search of love with pure hearts!! To uplift ur ego or what??
how many men will your friend love. investigate and she has visited two other guys or more even and same scenario played out. if they all ask for relationships before the sex, how many people or "love" will be In that equation.
FamilyRe: Wife Material - Africans Mindset by Gourdoinc(m): 2:57pm On Jan 27, 2018
Nellychinma20:
grin cheesy cheesy hmmmmmmmm
Interesting
So a lady with all these qualities is the perfect wife material for u .
Na expensive lace your eyes dey grin cheesy wink
there is nothing like perfect wife. there is only an accepted wife. the perfect person is a myth. it doesn't exist.

you either live with the choice in person you made while accepting all their flaws, or you leave the choice you made because you couldn't accept all their flaws.

that's why its very very wise to choose wisely before u hitch him/her to the altar.
CelebritiesRe: Dorcas Fapson: Adekunle Gold, Simi, Adewale Adeleke Proved How Stupid They Are by Gourdoinc(m): 2:54pm On Jan 27, 2018
so because they are celebrities, they are immune to stupidity? allow me let you in on a secret, their own stupidity is a celebrity amongst all other stupidity.
FamilyRe: Wife Material - Africans Mindset by Gourdoinc(m): 2:49pm On Jan 27, 2018
Nellychinma20:
Growing up
My grandma took it upon herself to tell me that I MUST be someone's wife some day undecided undecided
Nnenna don't sit down while washing!!!!!
Sit like a woman !!!
Don't step outside without permission!!!!
Don't talk when ur brothers are !!!!!!
While the boys are playing, help out in the kitchen !!!
Don't argue!!!
Wash !!!
Sweep!!!!
Clean !!!!
Cook!!!!!
Shut up ,u complain too much !!!!
Don't u know u are a girl !!!!!!!
U shouldn't be heard!!!!!!!
Obey the last order !!!! cry cry
That's the mindset I grew up having about being a girl but thank God I'm liberated at last grin grin
But is that really true ? huh huh
how were you liberated?
FamilyRe: Wife Material - Africans Mindset by Gourdoinc(m): 2:48pm On Jan 27, 2018
Nellychinma20:
I said "let's discuss, like share your experience"
a wife material for an African man is traditionally centered on "submission " to him. that being said, there is nothing like and African man. we rather have African men, whom differ in their tastes in a woman. some love a feisty woman, some love a quiet woman, some love a woman who is from the village, some prefer the city types. all in all these are some qualities men here love in women.

(1) we value a submissive woman, most here aren't fans of the feminist type of woman. it's a total turn off.
(2) we value a woman who is domestically good, great cook, good home manager, great with kids etc.

(3) on a good day, many would have preferred a house wife, but conditions in Nigeria today doesn't support that, thus we are OK with a working class lady, If not working at least have a hustle.

(4) we love sex alot. we love a woman who is adaptive and adventurous in bed with us, that being said, we loathe a loose woman for a partner. we are selfish that way. we hate when we love the whoree.

(5) a wife material must not be a slay mama, she should be a builder of everything, from her home, to her marriage, to their kids.

does that answer your question abit.

PS: we hate feminists
FamilyRe: Wife Material - Africans Mindset by Gourdoinc(m): 2:33pm On Jan 27, 2018
dear nurse,

what are we to discuss on this topic you have posted. you didn't ask any question. maybe u should rephrase your topic.

also once bitten twice shy, being on the hospital bed due to insults will definitely make you immune to mine if it comes, my doctor recommended it for me .
RomanceRe: It's So Useless To Be Born! by Gourdoinc(m): 2:26pm On Jan 27, 2018
Safiaa:
Well if that's your purpose in life, great. But it's not mine. Sorry
so what is yours in summary
RomanceRe: It's So Useless To Be Born! by Gourdoinc(m): 2:26pm On Jan 27, 2018
cradle to grave, dust to dust. nothing really matters except the little joys you find along life's path. enjoy it while it lasts and stop complaining.

it's a date that awaits everyone. I have never seen a coffin escorted by a lorry filled with properties. naked we come, naked we go.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Henry Chukwuemeka, Taxify Driver Sues Dorcas Shola Fapson For N5M by Gourdoinc(m): 2:23pm On Jan 27, 2018
is that the lowly amount his reputation is worth? do they annoy me nigga, quote a reasonable something, so next time she will think twice before screaming rape. she think say here Na obodo oyibo where idiots full
FamilyRe: My Wife Disregarded My Instructions! I Stopped Calling Her! by Gourdoinc(m): 6:02am On Jan 27, 2018
Mr OP, before I comment I need to ask. what tribe are you.
PoliticsRe: "We Will Forget Biafra On One Condition" - Emma Powerful, IPOB Spokesman by Gourdoinc(m): 5:51am On Jan 27, 2018
ShootToKill:
Cowrdly born-throway. Why you run from that guy? Biafra is everywhere I don't need to show it to you because it's already etched in your zombie skull, which is making you lament everyday against IPOB.

Abi have your village people made you mad enough to lament against something that doesn't exist. You don dey lament give spirit?


grin grin
you are such a popular fool in these parts that I start to wonder who/what slept with your LovePeddler mother to birth you.

you went about threatening fire and brimstone for biafra, yet the fraud was killed and ur fellow gutterfolk given proper surugede by the dancing Python and yet nothing dey happen , yet you can't have some shame or self reflect and leave this forum.
you can't hide your ugly face in shame Abi, you want to be disfigured more. to dance still dey hungry you ba ?

you are a terrorist, but a cowardly terrorist who chest beats. maybe you will like to take the place of the onitsha coward too. send a mail. (don't hide and never show up).

you will swim this time around till ur body peels. it's a promise
PoliticsRe: "We Will Forget Biafra On One Condition" - Emma Powerful, IPOB Spokesman by Gourdoinc(m): 9:29pm On Jan 26, 2018
ShootToKill:
Illiterate cowardly zombimaljiri, no be you one gallant Biafran challenge to show face for Onitsha last year weh you come pick race? grin grin

Zombirudeens are only good at making noise online. You can't even type a correct sentence properly but wants to kill Biafra online. Lmao!

grin grin
lol. he remembers his cowardice. where is biafra?, where is biafra? if you cannot show me biafra, you are born fool. a pig whose meat shouldn't be eaten. small boy, small brain
PoliticsRe: "We Will Forget Biafra On One Condition" - Emma Powerful, IPOB Spokesman by Gourdoinc(m): 8:10pm On Jan 26, 2018
ShootToKill:

Illiterate Zombirudeen, you go lament against Biafra till you die. Surebanker


grin grin
ipob. you want to roll in the mud again Abi.
CrimeRe: Father Throws His Daughter Into A Septic Tank In Rivers State (Photos) by Gourdoinc(m): 4:06pm On Jan 26, 2018
ceejay80s:
now that she is dead, both of u are happy abi?
make una go do party and have fun....
oyinbo man say, what goes around comes around, make una happy ,
u are asking me to read which article, where u there when it happened?
didn't know you were there, with that knowledge, why don't you tell us the real story. the article is probably "fake news"
CrimeRe: Father Throws His Daughter Into A Septic Tank In Rivers State (Photos) by Gourdoinc(m): 3:49pm On Jan 26, 2018
thebosstrevor:
if you call yourself an Adult,i see why nigeria is not moving forward,All the Adult from buhari to you are just useless and degrace to the society
because of you Nigeria is not moving forward ,shame on you for thinking the way you are thinking.i am totally disappointed

Stupid adults are scum and scam with village mentality in the 21st century.
k
CrimeRe: Woman Uploads Maids Nude Video For Stealing From Her (pics) by Gourdoinc(m): 3:42pm On Jan 26, 2018
congorasta:
perverted nigga
holy angel Gabriel. ưhat ảe though doing ơn such unholy thread. looking for someone to impregnate again?

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