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Lol
E still dey see am o

Suspect33:
Semi Final : Man City trailed PSG at half time, came back second half and destroyed them

Final : Man City trailing Chelsea at half time......

Pep I see you

Hope you're still seeing him o.

Bia Op, go and deal with the problems and demons fighting you before seeking friendship.

Imagine, out of all the people that sent you a pm, none is good enough for you?

You have serious problem. You don't know that yet. You're looking for a perfect friend when you're full of faults.

SefunmiHookups:
I'm telling ya....It's always sex this, sex that! All day, everyday!
Like give it a rest now, would they!?

Having gone back to read the first page over, I thing I have a better picture of what you're looking for.
But in the initial stage, you asked for just frienship oh.
Lol, three months later, babe runs back here to change her mind. Now you want a boo-thang. See ba, lemme tell you. I think what is doing you is that you're looking for perfection. Yezzir
As in, your expectations are kinda like high. In you're mind, you've already set the bar pretty high...
Wakie-wakie! This ain't "rent a man" or, " "shop a man" for a day. Lmao. Imagine how you've taken numbers and thrown them out immediately you got board of them. How do you think them brothers would feel ? Especially when they come back here to read your comment saying 'oh, I'm bored' , 'haven:t found what I want'
You've alread, tried out like how many guys here (not like you asked for just guys only) and you still ain't found that spark. That thing that gets you feeling all jelly-like, and butterflies in ya thick-ass tummy, when you having a conversation with him....
Maybe you would have to create your own guy ...hehe. Cuz the type your heart yearns for are mostly already taken, married! You don't wanna break a marriage, do you Unless you want to be a side piece . But you deserve better. Lol. Besta luck darl. But I'm a ring away, just incase you have something to say. Ha! It rhymes! didn't plan it oh
Let me see if I can hook you up with the right Bobo. Shey you say you like meaningful convos abi.... alrighty! Call za number at da bottom.

Nawa o! All this epistle just to hook up with a fat lady with mental and emotional problems?

You get time.

Chelsea to win 2-1.

So Neymar loves bl0w j0b.

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Divorced/single moms are always h0rny. They love sex too much. I'm speaking from experience. The last one I had a fling with was always pestering me for sex. 2 rounds of sex was never enough for her. I had to let her go, cos even though she had a very fine face, her body was not that attractive to me.

Madam op, please free that guy and look for another guy who's as crazy about sex as you are. Get someone with a high libido as you.

Jazzman01:
Yeah, even uptill 2003/04 it was still a hotcake. Benz 200 and 190E were also reigning around that time too.

Exactly.

For my experience with sharing of an apartment, I did that twice when I first left home to stay on my own. I paid for the apartment and later rented out one of the rooms which was ensuite.

Coincidentally I have only shared the apartment with ladies. There was nothing so special about other than I ended up having a relationship with both of them. On each of the occasions, they both wanted me to marry them just cos we were having sex, but I politely declined.

As it stands, you're the one who will be a big problem to the guy who's trying to bring you in, considering the fact that you're a stoner.

Imagine sharing a flat with a person like you who smokes marijuana(igbo). Highly repugnant. Imagine perceiving that characteristic stench of igbo wafting from your room and pervading the whole flat. Impossible! I cannot share a flat with an igbo smoker like you.

And, I'll advise you not to make any financial commitment yet to the guy until you've informed him of your smoking habit and found out if he can put up with that repulsive stench all day. Otherwise, he will get you arrested one day if he later finds out you are addicted to igbo.

How the mighty has fallen. Back in the day, this mob used to be a status symbol acquired by those who just came into sudden wealth. How time flies. I feel a strong sense of nostalgia remembering the 'good old' days of the late 80's to early 90's or thereabouts.




If you gii me dis thing for dash now I no go even take.

Valkrie:
Why don't you leave him alone...do you know if he is a psychiatrist patient freshly discharged?

Anybody with phone nd data can create a thread on this forum...my advice is just let him be...it could be part of his treatment regime to allow him phone to be posting anything that appears in his head ...!!

You may be right you know.

I don leave am o.

jD32:
Op is a backstabbing and dangerous human being not to be taken seriously. You're a foolish evil wicked soul to even have an election towards your friends girl and to have the nerve to come online to begin to paint him in bad light.

Full

So the guy was having election for his flend's gialflend, abi?

QorQe:
Like your fake life. Do I owe you?

No, but you owe your family members, your kinsmen and your villagers the duty of telling them about your fictitious and bogus 500k job. Instead of spamming the whole of nairaland. Or you don't want them to earn 500k each?

You ad this your fake job with different monikers.

Pictures taken with Sagem myx7.

This man is humongous, like Goliath. He looks good enough to beat the hell outta Joshua.

True talk.

Only cret1ns donate their hard-earned money to thieving pastors.

Cyberterror:
Oil producing state celebrating one single skyscraper. Can't they see how Dubai looks like?

17 storey building is not a skyscraper abeg.

IgweOfNnewi:
As Obi of nnewi, you are far from the true, infact you completely out, our women here in nnewi are not allowed to move around because they insatiable and dull, they don't have brain of their own, that is why we made them sex slaves and baby factory workers, we planted our seeds into their over stretched ground and pound the babies in Okija shrine and otokoto, why the men goes to China, south Africa, Italy, India etc to develop it with drugs and armed robbery, remember 5 of our sons were arrested in Dubai for armed robbery, don't judge us, Anambra is worse than us, we prefer that our people die lie cockroaches than running like coward to IDP in Benin republic and come back home, the massacre of our people is more important than their running away, ojukwu and Kanu are bastard for running away disguising like a woman in car boot with goats and basket of tomatoes, remember we gave Bishop Ozulubu chieftaincy titles despite the massacre of people in the church.

Seriously, how old are you?

Cos this composition reeks like that of a teen.

Fvckyouall:
Those boobs are for other ladies amusement not guys

Pardon?

Julianah21:
Lol

Chai! I just liked your profile picture. You sure look good and imposing.

Yoruba people sha.

Father Christmas begging for money. What an Irony!


O.Y.O is your case cos everyone is saddled with one form of debt or another. Even Dangote is owing some banks. America's debt is running into hundreds of trillions of dollars.

You want nairalanders to help you clear your debt, who will then clear all the debts owed by each one of us?


Oga abeg face your problems. Or better still ask your family members and kinsmen to help you clear your debts.

chatinent:
Observing intently...



It is clear the world is coming to an end.

Point of correction, Nigeria is coming to an end.

alphaconde:
Oh she is a fan of Liverpool
She will never walk alone

She would find her way home

When you walk through a storm. Hold your head up high. And don't be afraid of the dark. At the end of the storm. Is a golden sky. And the sweet silver song of a lark

Err, oga, she's not the one wearing Liverpool fc shirt.