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RomanceRe: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by gozzlin:
Phenomenal16:
M 5'5 ...but i still consider myself short
But of course, you're short.
FamilyRe: Surrogate Mother (gestational Carrier) Needed Urgently by gozzlin: 8:09am On Mar 07, 2020
suco01:
LMAO. you no want agent yet u be agent. Your deal na wack.
1million naira
30k monthly allowance and accommodation.

Slave trade no reach this. Na far North go accept this low life deal...
Shut up, you're not a female. There are many women in Nigeria who will accept it. Don't come here with your filthy attitude. Leave it for the potential surrogate moms to decide.
HealthRe: My Unforgettable Experience With Black Tea by gozzlin: 12:33am On Mar 07, 2020
I'd rather take green tea, more beneficial.
CrimeRe: Man Killed As Eiye And Aiye Cultists Clash In Ikorodu (Graphic Photos) by gozzlin:
See how they dumped the useless idiot's carcass on the floor of a tricycle.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. undecided
EducationRe: I Was Almost Scammed This Morning by gozzlin: 12:44pm On Mar 05, 2020
lewis512:
And a guy is Deborah Samson too ... Scammers go in different way though but let’s just leave it the way the OP explained unless you wan investigate the matter
Okay.
EducationRe: I Was Almost Scammed This Morning by gozzlin:
iomoge2:
she sounded elderly/masculine the first time. Voice changed the second time.
Wow, I have a feeling it was a guy masquerading as an elderly lady.

Thank God you didn't fall for his tricks.
EducationRe: I Was Almost Scammed This Morning by gozzlin: 10:55am On Mar 05, 2020
There are many scammers on nairaland. I never knew elderly women will get involved in such.
HealthRe: See The Man That Invented The Famous Alabukun Powder In 1918 by gozzlin: 5:01pm On Mar 04, 2020
osemoses1234:
indomie generation sported
Dude, I do not belong to the indomie generation. Besides, the said drug was first produced in 1918, and it's still in the market till date. But I've never heard of it. Perhaps, the drug was only popular in western Nigeria, cos some of us that grew up in the south south, Southeast and North have never heard about it.

PS: it's spotted not sported.

HealthRe: See The Man That Invented The Famous Alabukun Powder In 1918 by gozzlin: 11:36am On Mar 04, 2020
Never heard of it. undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Good Man Looking To Meet A Decent Lady for Marriage by gozzlin:
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PoliticsRe: Delta State To Ban Cow Meat Sale And Consumption by gozzlin: 7:04pm On Feb 24, 2020
grin
RomanceRe: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by gozzlin: 12:07pm On Feb 24, 2020
LOGOBELT:
I can't believe this comment is from a woman
That's not a woman o, it's like you're new on naira land.
RomanceRe: I Want To Borrow Your Laps. by gozzlin: 12:02pm On Feb 23, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Thank you for clarifying that. I guess he was being uncivil and it was just a catcall. I've sha learnt my lesson.

Your question: no ooh. Local girl does not look like this. These ones are fresh.
Hmm, I know you're being modest here, but it's okay.

I don't think the sorta thighs that made a fully grown, seemingly sane man to scream out loud 'babe abeg borrow me your laps ehhh', is anything other than fresh, gorgeously-shaped thighs. wink
FamilyRe: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by gozzlin: 11:49am On Feb 23, 2020
madridguy:
Time registered: February 22, 2020 grin grin grin

Nairaland is now a place where the admin hire writers to write different lies just to drag traffic tongue
Oga, it doesn't matter when she registered the account. Anyone can open a new account just to share a story and get advice. The time one opened an account is not in any way indicative of the credibility of the story.

Things are happening in this world that may appear incredible and stranger than fiction.
RomanceRe: I Want To Borrow Your Laps. by gozzlin: 10:20am On Feb 23, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I get that's your type and everything, but would you make that statement from a moving vehicle to a girl you see on the road?

Don't misunderstand me. I've had catcalls. I've heard guys mutter about wanting to smash that thing or date that girl, all sorts.

For this case, I'm surprised because I've never heard this line before and it made me worried that he may be a ritualisthuh
Lol, I do not think he's a ritualist. Nigerian ritualists don't need female thighs. I think the private parts are more sought after by them. grin

I am almost hundred percent certain that he is one of us that love beautiful thighs, it's just that his way of conveying his infatuation with your thighs was highly unconventional, uncivil and uncouth. I guess words failed him. Some guys are not just good with words. I wouldn't do that if I saw a lady with extremely gorgeous thighs walking along the road. I will at most ogle and move on.

BTW, are your thighs in any way similar to the ones below?

RomanceRe: I Want To Borrow Your Laps. by gozzlin: 7:07am On Feb 23, 2020
I'm crazy about beautiful thighs and legs.
Those types that are fresh and well shaped. I don't care about beautiful face, but beautiful thighs and shapely legs....dayuuum!!!!
PoliticsRe: The Tragedy Of The Abba Kyari Surrogate Presidency By Farooq Kperogi by gozzlin: 5:24pm On Feb 22, 2020
Racoon:
There is an imposter in Aso Rock.Nigeria have an audio president.No wonder the amnestic ruler keeps on embarrassing Nigeria that he does not know of certain decisions taking in his government.
Your English tho. Really atrocious.
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million To Make 5k Daily? by gozzlin: 4:50pm On Feb 22, 2020
Pufpuf:
I’m a medical doctor who trade in forex. I can give you 200k return on your 1million every 30days. PM for details @; deledkingdomcitizen@gmail.com
Nonsense.
Foreign AffairsRe: This Is How Body Of General Quassem Soleimani Was Flown To Iran(Photos) by gozzlin: 2:12pm On Jan 07, 2020
thorpido:
They probably have a herd mentality.
Exactly. Just like northerners in Nigeria.
FamilyRe: Share Your First Picture of The New Year by gozzlin: 8:14am On Jan 07, 2020
Ihategirls:
May this new year bring lots of blessings into our lives
Amen.

You're really beautiful. kiss
FashionRe: Zozibini Tunzi Wins Miss Universe 2019 (Photos, Video) by gozzlin: 11:07pm On Dec 10, 2019
Shibaraba:
She looks like Grace Jones in Conan the destroyer

RomanceRe: I Have A Relationship Question For Ladies by gozzlin: 10:49pm On Dec 10, 2019
Jgoldie:
MY FUTURE HUSBAND SHOULD HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES
1. Should be a good cook,ability to pound yam is an added advantage.
2. Must be ligt skinned,i will check your butt cheeks oo,so no fake zone
3. Must be able to provide for me financially and spiritually.
4. Must be athletic build;NO, I repeat no pot belly after the kids.6 packs is a must.
5. Must smell nice at all time.Your signature perfume must be tomford or gucci
6. Must be God fearing.
7 Great fashion sense
8. Must be a lover of cartoons
Chai! I find it really uncanny that I ticked all the boxes.

TravelRe: Disabled, Blessing Mary Ocheido: Asky Airlines Destroyed My Motorised Wheelchair by gozzlin: 8:42pm On Nov 01, 2019
I really pity and sympathize with her. But why she dey travel up and dan sef? Abi she be minister for foreign affairs? undecided

CelebritiesRe: Ike Onyema Meets Contestants Of Most Beautiful Deaf Girl In Nigeria by gozzlin: 7:05am On Nov 01, 2019
JojoWilliams:
They can't hear but they have the body to dance.
They learn through observation and memorization so it doesn't stop them from dancing.

If you see deaf dancer, you go shock because the moves just perfect!
Guy, please can you get me the number of that one in the sixth picture up there please?
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Slammed For Saying Atiku Didn't Congratulate Buhari by gozzlin: 8:35pm On Oct 31, 2019
I thought Keyamo was minister of state for Niger Delta. When did they move him to labour ministry?
CelebritiesRe: Tania Omotayo & Husband, Sumbo Winfunke Celebrate 1st Wedding Anniversary by gozzlin: 5:19pm On Oct 22, 2019
CANDYDADDY:
seriously female folks are easily attracted with money, with money they are already wet,it clearly showed how this old mama is having thing with that tiny boy



By the way, one old man says showing your happy picture doesn't mean happy home
How old are you sef? Cos your comments don't usually make sense to me.

CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba Celebrates His Birthday With Cute Photos by gozzlin: 4:11pm On Oct 22, 2019
Money has polished him. He looked like a refugee back then.
Christianity EtcRe: Who's Your Favorite Gospel Artiste? by gozzlin: 11:09pm On Oct 13, 2019
Matt Papa
Chris Tomlin
For King and Country
Nathaniel Bassey
Mercy Chinwo
Ada Ehi
Frank Edwards

CelebritiesRe: Emmanuel Ikubese And Anita Brows Adetoye Wedding Introduction Pictures by gozzlin: 9:13am On Oct 13, 2019
The wife looks petite but cute and gorgeous.
RomanceRe: Romancelander can spoil relationship ehn by gozzlin: 10:21am On Oct 12, 2019
Don't chase her away. Keep ravishing her creamy vagina.

RomanceRe: Adorable Pre-wedding Photos Of Couple In Kampala Dress by gozzlin: 9:40am On Oct 12, 2019
The guy fine pass the lady.

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