Agriculture › Re: My Vegetable Garden Is Under Attack: Help by gozzlin: 3:38pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
Under attack by Fulani mafia.  |
Romance › Re: I Am Ready To Go To Prison by gozzlin: 1:28pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
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Sports › Re: "Beauty" : Fans React To Haaland SHOCK Bicycle Goal Vs Schalke (Photos, Video) by gozzlin: 8:10pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
THE Next GOAT. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Comedian Washington In Hospital To Avoid Valentine Expenses On Girlfriend (Video by gozzlin: 3:20pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
kalu61: I see.
Running from one lecture hall to the other. Okay, What is what doing, is what doing good.
Regards. What is worth doing is worth doing well. |
Celebrities › Re: Veteran Musician, Chris Ajilo Is Dead (Photos) by gozzlin: 2:52pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
RIP |
Romance › Re: Searching For A Wife Material (photo) by gozzlin: 2:24pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
Oluromantic: Bricklayer bro. Though with modern machine People like you are jobless yet denigrate hard working people who are making their dough. You're just looking for a way to berate and ridicule the hardworking op whom I've known on this forum to be a really creative and talented guy, putting forward fantastic machines to save labour, and making cool cash from it. This is the kind of young people we need in this country to drive our industrialization efforts as a country. You called him a common mechanic, he proved you wrong by showing you the dictionary meaning of a mechanic, now you're calling him a bricklayer, just to put him down. What do you do for a living? I bet you're still living under your papa's roof and eating from your momma's pot, with a zero bank balance. What would you gain by denigrating and pillorying your fellow man? A man opened a thread to seek for a wife, and some dickheads are already hopping on the thread typing shit when it should be the ladies commenting. |
Family › Re: I've Never Seen A Girl As Dirty As My Cousin Sister by gozzlin: 1:34am On Feb 20, 2021*. Modified: 2:13am On Feb 20, 2021 |
Danhoys: 28 years? She's much older than me, though we might look like age mates. I've tried advising her but it doesn't yield any result. Really? At 28 she's much older than you? In your previous thread you said your son who watches hardcore porn is 17. If you're much younger than 28 then you prolly gave birth to the boy when you were 4 to 5 years old.
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Crime › Re: He Has Been In Prison Since 1953, See What He Looks Like When He Was Released by gozzlin: 1:05am On Feb 20, 2021 |
Fuckyoumod: Oga Racism did you read where they said people lost their lives because of this stupid man ? Na racism tell em to go drunk and stab people?
He is even lucky to have tasted the breath of fresh air. Oga, did you read where they said he was only 15 years old, a minor? Show me a single underage white kid in America who was sent to life imprisonment or even incarcerated for more than 10 years no matter the severity of the crime. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Currently Facing Crisis — Tinubu by gozzlin: 12:52am On Feb 20, 2021 |
pricklewane: But you igbotic father who refuse to say a word is not shameless. I swear to God nobody head fit correct for your entire household again. And what did your Yorobatic father say?
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Education › Re: Police Parade Cross River Schoolgirl Caught With Gun And Her Manfriend (Pix) by gozzlin: 6:08pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
Calabar girls love _fuck too much. Toto starts scratching them at a very early age. See this one _fucking her great grand father age mate. 
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Romance › Re: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by gozzlin: 5:51pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
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Travel › Re: Lady Travels Accross Seven States Within Seven Days With A Bike. (photos) by gozzlin: 2:40pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
It's like she is wearing double layer of bullet proof vests.  |
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Romance › Re: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by gozzlin: 10:51am On Feb 19, 2021 |
iRepNaija1: OP, I read the rest of your threads, all the other ones you've created since 2019. It seems like you've been residing at your brother's house for quite some time. From your other threads, I've learned that you either can't cook or you don't want to do serious cooking because you survived on noodles and tea during one Christmas holiday when your brother and his family weren't around. Moreover, your sister-in-law seems to do a majority of the cooking based on another thread you started.
You seem to be awkward and hesitant with women because you wonder why your older, married brothers seem to get women's numbers easily and you can't, you had a crush on an older woman and assumed that your sister-in-law told this older woman not to waste her time with you because you were 25 at the time, and you tried to have sex with a woman you picked up from a Christmas party but ultimately put a stop to it because you didn't want to have unprotected sex.
You seem to also have a lot of anger toward your sister-in-law. You won't even call her 'sister-in-law,' just 'my brother's wife,' even though she and your brother have welcomed you into their home and she cooks most of the meals. This dislike and lack of respect are even exacerbated by your fixation on your sister-in-law and your brother having sex in your bed and the soiled sheets. I bolded part of that sentence because it was both your bother and your sister-in-law who participated in the sex, but you seem to have reserved all your anger, disgust, and insults for your sister-in-law. Let me say that again: it was your brother and your sister-in-law that had sex in your bed. Not just your sister-in-law.
I'm not going to offer advice because, after 22 pages of responses, it seems quite pointless. But your dynamic with women, in general, is just weird and off-putting. You're a woman, right?
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Crime › Re: He Has Been In Prison Since 1953, See What He Looks Like When He Was Released by gozzlin: 12:21am On Feb 19, 2021 |
He should have committed suicide in jail.
I have a feeling the justice system was harsh on him cos he's a negro. Why sentence a minor to life imprisonment instead of a remand home? They'd never do that to a white.
Racism! |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Trademarks Her Name by gozzlin: 7:01am On Feb 18, 2021 |
Iliveforever: e still shock me how the husband go leave all these things she carry, still go dey fvck another girl  Word on the street has it that na she dey _fuck politicians for cash. |
Travel › Re: The Strid At Bolton Abbey In UK Is One Of The World Most Dangerous Places (Pix) by gozzlin: 9:01am On Feb 17, 2021 |
CalliDora1: You call it shallow judging from the surface? Somethings are not really what they seem most tilmes.
This is a true definition of the saying, "never judge a book by its cover." Still waters run deep too. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by gozzlin: 8:10am On Feb 17, 2021 |
Dreyton36: Correct score
Barca 5. Psg 0
Lights up my kpoli in peace
From a man utd fan
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Family › Re: My Sister Is Missing (photos) by gozzlin: 7:20am On Feb 16, 2021 |
Such a beautiful damsel. I pray she's found. |
Family › Re: . by gozzlin: 11:15pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
SirDelight: Aisan wa lara e.
Mind you, when I have, I do not only lend out but also give,,,,, offline & online. You don't expect me to start giving you the list of people owing me, do you I doubt you could joke with a dime. I have a proof here on NL. If you have any, show me the post where you willingly gave a dime to any needy on NL. This is just a bridge I'm destined to cross. Quote me & beg for alm in the nearest future, I am definitely gonna be 10x better than you,,,, supo arogo mu.
Acagon  Anakọgheri. Jee kwụọ ụgwọ ị ji ka ị nwere onwe gị. Ị nọrọ ebe a na-akọ ka onye e gbuwara isi.  Oga go clear your loan and stop yarning dust. You came here to tell us how wicked your creditor is for asking you to repay your loan. What does that make you? Are you not a criminal for refusing to pay? All this gibberish you are posting here makes zero sense. I hope they arrest your miserable ass so you cool off in jail. |
Family › Re: . by gozzlin: 2:23pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
Ọ bụghị ọnụ e jiri bite akụ ka e ji akwụ.  When you were desperate for a loan, you went with tears in your eyes begging them to have mercy on you and give you the loan. Now you're calling them heartless and wicked for asking you to pay back the loan as agreed. You are the wicked one here for bluntly refusing to pay. Why borrow the loan when you know you are not credit worthy? People like you hardly prosper in life until they change their wicked ways. And to think that you came here to tarnish their image and de-market them rather than finding a way to repay them clearly paints you as a vile and sinister human being. Your type can never lend money to your friend in need when you have. You deserve some time in jail, criminal. |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Share Your Experiences With Dumb Guys by gozzlin: 5:08am On Feb 14, 2021 |
gaius01: Arrrrrrrh
Share yours! 
This Bea have never jam me. You are talking about English right? obviously I don't have any clue on sex since am not married but if you have come in contact with the kind of my personality, you will understand that English is one frivolous thing to ascertain a guy's prowess ability completely.
I know English is one way to be able to know how smart a dude is but you can't neglate his logical ability at any given time, that one too should be considered.
They are other trait guys need to exhibit when it comes to ladies so that the topic this Bea is creating Wont be necessary. 
Thanks!!
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Romance › Re: Which One Will Disgrace Person Pass!!! by gozzlin: 5:02am On Feb 14, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Meets Femi Adesina (Pictures) by gozzlin: 4:41am On Feb 14, 2021 |
Adeshina lacks fashion sense. Look at that oversized and ugly attire he's wearing. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 0) On 13th February 2021 by gozzlin: 8:28pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
Guardiola is a badass coach. I doff my hat for the nigga. |
Romance › Re: This Is How To Delay Your Ejaculation For As Long As You Want. by gozzlin: 5:39pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
samtoles: Here is the concluding part....
I used to be worse than a chicken. I used to last just about 20 seconds. I was so bad that I release after about 20 thrusts. I have lost 3 solid relationships to my inability to last long in bed.
The one that changed my life was with a lady I had been coaxing to let me have my way after two months of dating. She finally gave in one day; after about 20 thrusts, I ejaculated and was looking like a slowpoke and jackass. She gave me the bashing of my life, she called me a chicken, she said I was the worst guy she has ever slept with and probably the worst in the whole universe, she said I have a disease and should go look for a solution, and she ended the relationship right there and then. When I held her hand to try and explain myself to her, she landed my face with a hot slap. I had never been that reprimanded and condemned in my life. This made me made a decision never to have sex again with a woman until I am able to find natural solution to my problem.
Some months later, I met a Singaporean in a friend’s office in Victoria Island, Lagos whose entire life has been dedicated to helping people like me solve their premature ejaculation issues. This man changed my life. He traveled back to Singapore two days after but we still maintained communication over the internet.
I have also shared this secret secretly with my friends and loved ones. I am now seen as a saviour.
I have rescued collapsing marriages and relationships, I have helped restored the lost dignity of many men. I have helped made many housewives and girlfriends become happier.
So, if you will allow me help you, if you could just admit that you need my help, if you could just submit yourself, if you could just give in. I will walk you through very simple steps in overcoming this much dreaded problem.
With what I am going to teach you, in just one week you will be lasting up to 20 minutes before expulsion and in one month you will be able to delay your cum till anytime you want. You can in fact decide to come at the same time she is coming.
Okay, I dont want to talk too much again. I cant be typing everything here on Nairaland. If you want me to send you the complete info and become sexually free instantly, send me an email to delaymycum@gmail.com M.O.R.O.N I knew it was going to end in 'send me a mail'. Typical of fake product marketers and scammers. |
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Afeare Apologizes To DJ Cuppy (Video) by gozzlin: 9:31am On Feb 13, 2021 |
Naomila: I don't really care gozz. If English would make me the richest person on earth or Perharps get me outta Nigeria. Maybe, Just Maybe I'd learn to type with no Typo. Uh oh. Okay o. |
Romance › Re: No longer needed (modified) by gozzlin: 5:52am On Feb 13, 2021 |
vpaymoney: I never saw your msg sis. Pls do DM me via NL and notify me here. I humbly request my angel. Thanks You don't know how to send a DM? |
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Afeare Apologizes To DJ Cuppy (Video) by gozzlin: 9:05pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
Naomila: lol I remember when first this guy came out to say cuppy didn't pay Zlatan anything. Cause she's the girl and a rich girl for that matter everyone just started insulting her, calling her liar and fake friend. What people dunno is that as this celebrities re quarrelling with themselves, they making their dough man. It's now the suffering Nigerians that would carry the natter on their head like as if that are the referee of the quarell.
All in all. Before nobody knew who Israel was but now they do. Publicity stunt on his part.
Never believe everything you hear or read. And learn to mind your biz always!! But Naomi, this your English Nawa o!  And it's 'quarrel' not 'quarell'. Chai! |
Family › Re: Outrageous Traditional Marriage List In Akwa Ibom: Man Runs Away by gozzlin: 8:36pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
HRHQueenPhil: I reject that option, my people have bad mouth. They will start saying it's my dad that is supporting us  Uh oh. But Honey, do we have to care about what the elders and uncles and aunts have to say? Your dad has the final say. I'm sure I can convince him to accept 7 years of my servitude in place of that monumental list. But in the event that he refuses, then I'll try and negotiate with him to whittle down that scary list.  I bet he'll agree cos he knows how much I love and adore his daughter.  |
Family › Re: Outrageous Traditional Marriage List In Akwa Ibom: Man Runs Away by gozzlin: 4:33am On Feb 12, 2021 |
HRHQueenPhil: Thank you jumping and running away, I am only for a capable man who loves me and can pay anything to take me away as his wife like Jacob that worked for 7 years for this heartrob   Sweetheart, I'd rather choose the option of working for your daddy for 7 years to avoid that long list. That long list is damn scary.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hi Ladies Am Single Need A Wife by gozzlin: 3:34pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
Boxer007:
bro juss talk to BKsoul. She my ex. She single & ready to mingle sir.. her only problem is she too agresive & she like to cuss peoples family every day. PREACH! 
Switch back to your MrCork handle. |