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RomanceRe: She Laughed When I Sent Her These Photos by gozzlin: 6:54pm On Aug 18, 2019
Wtf

CelebritiesRe: Picazo Leaves Olamide’s YBNL Record by gozzlin: 5:57pm On Jul 08, 2019
Who is he?

SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Decorates Everywhere With Plenty Wards Of Dollar Cash (Photo) by gozzlin: 9:43am On Jul 05, 2019
SillyeRabbit:
You self na olodo...$100 not 1$ bill That's not less than 13Billion naira on the table. smiley
You know nothing.

There are around 140 bundles of dollar notes on the table, and each bundle is 10,000 dollars. That's roughly 1.4 million dollars on the table. And how does that equate to 13 billion naira?

CelebritiesRe: "The Rain Couldn't Stop My Shine" - Yemi Alade Steps Out In Style (photos) by gozzlin: 9:26am On Jul 05, 2019
Infinityk:
I don't know y I hate this girl
She doesn't seem Yoruba to me
She must seem Yoruba to you before you like her, right?

Hateful tribalistic mofo you are.

CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Shares Wedding Video, Says "COZA Pastor Biodun Didn't Wed Us" by gozzlin: 7:58pm On Jul 04, 2019
Swtcherries:
Nobody holy pass, the pastor have stepped down, so why the noise?

Timi is acting like a saint whereas he got her pregnant two times before marriage, that woman must have had a crush on the pastor during her teenage age, I think its a consentual sex, if not why coming out now after all these years to tanish his image? That's after the pastor and the husband had a misunderstanding. Mad couple..

I am not in support of rape but we need to think logically.
I pray that bro Kunle will do to you what Biodun Fatoyinbo did to Mrs Dakolo. Say amen.

CrimeRe: She Tempted Me, I Slept With Her During Extra Lessons - Teacher Says by gozzlin: 10:15am On Jun 26, 2019
Auxtin85:
At 16 you are already seducing a man, the magistrate and the prosecutor should know that the young girl only burst the bubble because she thought she was pregnant.

That’s not a case of defilement or rape, that was a consensual act
It is rape, statutory rape, because she's not up to 18. The law says that anyone who has sex with a girl not up to 18 has committed rape. Whether she seduced you or not is immaterial, you must resist the temptation else you end up in jail. Period.
CultureRe: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by gozzlin: 10:09am On Jun 26, 2019
cheruv:
In ikwerre it is "Biko weru ya nwayọ"
Wow. I wonder why that is very similar to the Anambra pronunciation. I thought Ikwere is very distinct from the Igbo language.
CelebritiesRe: Shokki Shitta Claims Davido Has Not Given Him The 1M He Promised him by gozzlin: 9:36pm On May 16, 2019
The guy na dwarf?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Men Test Their Odeshi Bullet Proof Charms With Their Awka Made Guns by gozzlin: 6:31pm On May 16, 2019
Generalwoodz:
Mehn every Nigerian youth needs the odeshi charm now..cos of stray bullet,police,sars ...I can still recall during the Bakassi boys days in Anambra! mehn bullet no they enter their body...

The only thing they've do was to chant 'odeshi odeshi' during any encounter with armed robbers,and they would remain impenetrable!
I personally have one oh...but fear no allow me come test the potency
Where did you buy your own? I wan buy.

SportsRe: Man City May Face Uefa Ban From The Champions League For A Season by gozzlin: 2:50pm On May 16, 2019
Jokerman:
What's tge difference even if they qualify??

They have been playing for 3 years with Guardiola, and they can't pass quarterfinal stage, so they won't be missed

Let Man utd take their place jae
Womanchester united fan spotted.

CrimeRe: Lady Collapses In Lagos Court After Being Sentenced To Death (Photos) by gozzlin: 9:19pm On May 07, 2019
Heffalump:
That means she was 23 at the time of this assault.

The judgement must have gone thru a slow and painful path. The lesson here is that, no matter the amount of domestic violence/ quarrel we have, that should not result to decimating another person's life. If matter pass certain level, make you just disappear. Shikenna. I pity the lady.
You are very poor in maths. She was 30 in 2013 and 36 now.
CrimeRe: Man Caught Burying A Charm In Front Of His Shop In Port-harcourt by gozzlin: 3:01pm On May 07, 2019
Give am serious beating make im confess.
RomanceRe: Pls Help A Poor Student With School Fees Issues!!! by gozzlin: 10:48am On May 07, 2019
Don't you have any uncle, aunt or cousin you can ask for money for school fees? What happened to all the people in your village?

Abeg pack well!

CrimeRe: Abraham Amuta: Corps Member Allegedly Abducted By Boko Haram In Maiduguri by gozzlin: 10:54am On May 05, 2019
Village people at work.

You know you are an only son yet you had to go to Maiduguri to serve. And on top of that you had to try to preach to boko haram fighters. undecided

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by gozzlin: 5:17pm On May 04, 2019
Beninwitch:
I need a 5000 kva stabilizer. Whoever has should quote me
I think you mean 5KVA grin cos 5000KVA will power your entire village.
HealthRe: I Want To Donate One Of My Kidneys For Cash by gozzlin: 8:04am On Apr 22, 2019
Abeg change your moniker to failuredotcom.

SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Shows Off His Home. Fans React (Photos, Video) by gozzlin: 9:31am On Mar 22, 2019
justice12000:
Most foolish fans think that these people have money. They don't. All these fights you see for millions are just promotion cost, after deductions from promotors, they barely get 10%. On top of that they pay 30-45% in federal taxes and another 15% in state taxes. Money don finish be that nah! Mayweather is just a tool used to deceive idiots...always flashing money. In his account, he probably nothing more than $2 million.

Example: Mayweather fight with Mr. X. The fight is worth $50million. Promoters; agents, hotels, banks, investors, media, gets 70% or $35 million. Fight Escrow company after paying promoters, now subtracts 30-45% in federal income tax for such high income, state tax another 10-15%, some cases County and City tax another 2-5% common in entertainment big cities like Las Vegas, LA, New York, before you know it, the balance remaining from the $25m is now $10 million. Mayweather too has staff to pay and bills, that's another 50% in cost. Leaving him $5 million in the bank. But you foolish fans who have no clue how this works think he is worth what the fight said he made...LOL. Joshua is still a small boy to Mayweather as his fights are not worth much, so he gets way less as his condition shows.
Stop lying my guy. Mayweather is a billionaire according to Forbes.
CrimeRe: Female UNIZIK Student Found Dead Near Commissioners Quarters In Anambra. Photo by gozzlin: 11:25am On Mar 21, 2019
Flirtyjane:
rip to the dead. hope the commissioners leaving there will be investigated
It's 'living' not 'leaving'. sad
TravelRe: Photos Of New Boeing 777-300 Aircraft 'Anuli Peggy Onyema' Acquired By Air Peace by gozzlin: 7:49am On Mar 21, 2019
ozowarac:
We are matching On.
It's marching not matching.
TravelRe: Photos Of New Boeing 777-300 Aircraft 'Anuli Peggy Onyema' Acquired By Air Peace by gozzlin: 7:49am On Mar 21, 2019
omenpetrol:
Nice.....Seems they like this Onyema name grin grin
Na your name dem for like before.

Hater!
CrimeRe: Policeman Cuddles Vigilante Member Who Rescued Him From Kidnappers Den by gozzlin: 12:34pm On Mar 19, 2019
grin g
CrimeRe: Nigerian Sexual Predator Who Groomed Young Girls Online Is Jailed In UK. Photo by gozzlin: 8:03am On Mar 19, 2019
decatalyst:
He should be locked up!



Sorry I forgot to add "forever"!

one count of offender 18 or over engaging in penetrative sexual activity with a girl aged 13 to 15

How did they measure the "Over" Nau? grin
Apparently the English is too much for you to comprehend. FYI, the 'over' there means 'above'. Above 18.
SportsRe: UEFA Charges Cristiano Ronaldo For X-rated Goal Celebration (Photo) by gozzlin: 7:43am On Mar 19, 2019
sykeng:
As a football lover and armature player, I have what I cherish in a player, if football is all about scoring goals, the likes of Ronaldinho, Roy Kane , Viera, Maldini, Zidane, Rivaldo, carlos, et al , would have no name in the world of soccer. Though teams need the goals to win matches but someone need to defend, keep, create the chances. I have seen messi been deployed as a deep midfielder, winger, attacking midfielder and he has excelled in all, Messi can create chances, assist and score. Ronaldo is a great player with good scoring abilities but Messi is a better player, my opinion though.

Referring to Ronaldo fans above me.
grin

Nah, he can never be regarded as better than Ronaldo until he leaves Barca and proves himself with another team. Ronalo has proven himself with Porto, Man U, Real madrid and now Juventus.

Messi is afraid of leaving Barca where he has the luxury of a star-studded team. He knows he'll flop in any other team.
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada Glows In Massive Cleavage-Baring Outfit by gozzlin: 7:24am On Mar 19, 2019
Nobodyperson:
Afonjas and prostitution is like 5 and 6
She's actually Igbo though. Her real name is Adanne. She changed it to Ennada, that's Adanne written backwards.


NB: I'm Igbo.
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu: I once lost a job because my accent was too Nigerian by gozzlin: 6:52pm On Mar 16, 2019
bluefilm:
Nonsense.

I once almost lost one pussy like dat because of my onicha dialect.

I kept telling the bish to allow me to pless and suck her bless very well.

At a time, the bish got angry and stood up to leave.

The bish told me that my teeth is as sharp as lazor and it has cut her nipples and the thing is already peppeling her.

But she said she can't leave me with my election just rike that.

I still miss that bish to this day. shocked
Okay.
CelebritiesRe: "My Elders Are Tripping" - Tekno Drops Cryptic Comment On Iyanya & Ubi's Beef by gozzlin: 2:18pm On Mar 15, 2019
femi4:
you must be living in a cave
K
TravelRe: Black Box From Crashed Ethiopian Airline Arrives Paris For Investigation(Pics) by gozzlin: 12:38pm On Mar 15, 2019
Fomular002:
LOL face your work
grin grin
CelebritiesRe: "My Elders Are Tripping" - Tekno Drops Cryptic Comment On Iyanya & Ubi's Beef by gozzlin: 12:37pm On Mar 15, 2019
elgramz:
He has already dumped them
Oh. Perfect!
CelebritiesRe: "My Elders Are Tripping" - Tekno Drops Cryptic Comment On Iyanya & Ubi's Beef by gozzlin: 12:16pm On Mar 15, 2019
It's high time you dumped that shitty record label.

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