₦airaland Forum

PrettySleek:
it depends, am difficult to predict

Okay.

PrettySleek:
Hmmmm what amazes u?

Cos I'm one too. Do you exhibit the typical traits of a Cancerian?

PrettySleek:
That other things to do, eventually maybe

Hmm, I just noticed you're a Cancerian. Amazing.

PrettySleek:
That other things to do, eventually maybe

Oh I see.

PrettySleek:
Never went to NYSC camp

Seriously? You didn't serve your fatherland?

PrettySleek:
I have heard a lot of stories about this. I was told it's a normal thing in camp and everybody just rolls with it but one time, there was a report,unfortunately to the spouse. The married woman was sleeping with a guy she met at camp, and apparently she wasn't discreet. Her husband had a friend in camp, the guy snitched and d man stormed in there, disgraced her and dragged her out of camp. It's sad really, some people can't control themselves for 3 weeks, they are willing to destroy good relationships and their self respect for some moments of enjoyment.

Hmm, interesting. what about you baby? Did you fvck in camp?

See as the idiots come mellow by force.

cleanbenincars:
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Alright.

cleanbenincars:
Hello gozzlin. its hybrid specie. it fruits in in one(1) year after transplant.NB! for wealth creation, it is businesses that produces money continuously even while you are busy with other things for a long period of time, that we should look out for. Not the 3 months time consuming,little profit, no leverage and high risk businesses that 95% of people prefare to go for.This specie has apple taste, the fruits are really big, the trees produces so many fruits at a time that the branches have to be supported.

Sounds fantastic. I'm quite interested.

I'd like to know if the seeds are readily available. Do you have the seeds?

Abbeybailey:
Since my Narcs is out, I hope and pray Madrid follows.. I guess mystery loves company �

Yes mysery does love company.

Shithole university.

I just love this geh.

Oblongata:
the story seems 1 sided though...

he probably vexed the soldier especially with the belief that he would be passing out

something like this;

soldier; hey you get back in line..

corper; *walks on, oga am going for water

soldier; are you deaf?

corper; na you dey deaf, i said am going for water

then we know what happens next

am not saying that is exactly what happened o, but having served 14years ago i know camp soldiers don't fight corpers without being provoked

Could you please shut up.

HeyCorleone:
*Grabs bar of joy soap*

*Lathers schlong properly*

fap. fap. fap. fap. fa- wait a minute. I can't see no boob. What sort of joke is this?

*schlong goes flaccid*

*pulls up boxers*

Na fap go kii you last last.

Awwww

Does the guava tree grow and bear fruits within 3 months

Goldaccumulator:
Scammer, scammed me if $75. Avoid him like a plaque

Could you please expatiate so that others won't fall victim?

Abeg I wan know whether na dat girl wey dey for the first picture be the music teacher. If na she be the teacher, I go enroll sharp sharp, no dulling.

Jehovah's witnesses and their weird belief.

Fvck all y'all by Tupac.

I thought only blacks are permitted to use the word 'nigga'.

Myrahv:
Thank you!! And the last word which is typed as 'wayaka' (but maybe it should be spelled differently?), what is that?

You're most welcome.

'Wayaka' is not Igbo. My guess is that it means 'take it easy' in another African language.

You could hear Yemi repeating in the chorus, the words; 'biko welu ya nwayoo, wayaka, karibukiti,...' I'm almost certain they each mean 'take it easy' in different African languages.

Myrahv:
Please can someone tell me which language this is, and what it means?? It's from a Yemi Alade (ft Sauti Sol) song, 'Africa',

Biko weruya wayo
Wayaka

(I know 'biko' is please in Igbo)
Oh and maybe it is misspelled..? On the song on youtube it are the words from 1:14-1:18.

Thank you so much !!!

'Biko welu ya nwayoo' is Anambra dialect, in standard Igbo it's 'Biko Were ya nwayoo.' It means: Please take it easy. Or Abeg take am easy.

Yoruba musicians producing illegitimate children up and dan.
From Davido to Wizkid, from Olamide to small doctor. Nawa o!

The clothes fit am o.

I hope many many more emirs will be appointed in the southwest. Starting with the emir of Lagos, emir/sultan of Ife, emir of Oyo, etc.

True talk

oluomoadebayo:
Well, this is not a cheap import with no warranty treadmill. Drop you Facebook name or like Anasin Kennel Services on Facebook to see video of the treadmill.

Okay I'll do that cos I'm really curious about it. Let me check out the video.

oluomoadebayo:
Yes sir.

Holly molly! That's more that thrice the price of a standard tread mill for humans.

This dog tread mill, does it make the dogs to grow very fast?

From there to Africa, the usual dumping ground. Nigerians will kill to buy them.