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Cringe worthy English.

So they watched the movie where she was fvcking that dude?

Abiagirl777:
Ife eji Abu onye Igbo Erika!

Nne o. Eziokwu ka i kwuru.

31st don pass na.

Nice.
They don't look like soldiers to me tho.

Very simpul sturvs.

Some women are just hopeless.

Sorry o.

You prolly don't have booty like the lady in the picture, and you prolly don't know how to ride a dick like her, he would have married you.

Otedola has such a fine woman as a wife yet he was fvcking the Matharoo sisters? Shame fall on him.

Holy Molly! The kids have grown so big! They weren't this big the last time I saw their pictures.

What kinda fertilizer is she feeding them?

Popular artist?

alexistaiwo:
This is jobless people thread. Like seriously

Seriously fam, these dudes are jobless.

NicholeDietary:
Humans will never listen when u are talking to them. It's all about crave for convenience for this generation ooo,little wonder all the assorted ailments.
You want to shed weight psyllium husk slim rice zero rice adobo seasoning apple cider vinegar synthetic coconut oil
Wait make I ask u madam---- have u ever asked yourself the ingredients those processed nonsense contain?
You just eat,u don't care how ts made,where it comes from,if ts natural or processed,why are u now surprised u were diagnosed of cancer?
Anything entering your body is not what u should play with. All keto products are processed and those are what is causing all the assorted ailments we suffer today.

Let me tell us what happened about an hour ago----- A man reached me "madam,pls my kidney is melting,help me I beg u"
"shoooo,which one be kidney melting again?"

But strangely enough,am happy. You know why,all what have been preaching for years is beginning to dawn on people.

Refined/processed/packaged foods are the sources of every damn ailment we are suffering now biko,run away from processed foods "wetin this one dey talk"
e Don dey clear dem for eyes

Una never chi chonchin
sickness just started ooo,more are on the way because technology just started
oyibos must keep remaking what God has made,they will keep adding chemicals to foods all in the name of processing and preserving,better and more toxic chemicals are to come.
The next one now na your mouth go melt..........winks

I wish I could create a platform here on nairaland where I could reach out to the mass,so our eyes get opened to so many things we never knew. Your bp reading of 500/100 does not make u hypertensive only your pulse got health implications. Find out 08137739878

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Awwww, you're beautiful Nichole. Are you married?

Emmydann:
Genetically speaking sir, as a guy u can't get bald hair from ur dad,,,,,,only through ur mum

From where did you read that?

She should continue deceiving herself and feeling fly cos one stupid man called her oyibo. A girl wey no even look liked a mixed race girl, you're calling oyibo. A black girl like this? Mtchewwwwwww!!!!!!

verygudbadguy:
Dear Mods,

On behalf on Wiz, i say a very big thank you for all the publicity you have given him in the past few weeks. It has been really massive. A lot of us have been brought up to speed on his new products, endorsements and the likes. I, personally have seen his BET commercial 2017, watched/heard his collabos with Kranium,TY dollar, wale, Vybz Vartel, DJ Henry, R2bees and to mention a few. He is damn too hot right now that everything he touches turns to gold.

Please, keep supporting him as the next few weeks are going to be crazily dope. A lot of songs would be dropping. He is got 2baba, Tiwa savage on roll right here and it will hit the waves soon.

Keep enjoying his mad African tune, Medicine. God bless you all.

#WizNLSpokesman

Buzz off!

50 ke? This old man? Or you mean 50th wedding anniversary?

He looks at least 65.

icon8:
She's 16 years old...you bloody perv!

And so? A 16 year old who knows how to fvck. Did anybody teach her how to ride a dick? Since she decided to tow that line, she should be prepared to take whatever comes her way henceforth, pervs included.

See his fugly face like a southwesterner.

I hear say they have bouncers that manhandle people like piece of rags. I'll never set my foot in that place.

Op, if you're not an extremely beautiful lady, then you should GTFOH!

Problem is, most of those girls above 26 have hopped on too many dicks.

Dyt:
Becoming invincible I can get all the money I want Travel anywhere Do anything sef

Invisible you mean.

Joker.

Op, help out by traveling down to Akwa Ibom to confirm.

Perhaps a rat chewed off your hair while you were sleeping.

I heard it makes your sperm thicker as well. Anyone to confirm this?

Bisjosh:
I love my culture Omo oodua
A o ki n ta omo...

Yea, I heard it's pay for one and get two free.

Truckpusher:
smh

Oga, you still dey nairaland? I been think say you don deactivate. Na ya wife and kiddo be that? Dem fine o!