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I can't imagine how sore her vagina is right about now, due to over-straffing by Eazi.

Gotta be honest with you op, that was some dumb shii I just listened to. Godawful sound, totally wack! What genre of music does that even fall into? It sounds so amateurish, totally.

For your info, I also make instrumental music with FL studio as a hobby, hasn't been up to a year now but I create some of the coolest instrumental music you've ever listened to. I'll be more than glad to share if you wanna take a listen.

Go back to the drawing table and hone your skills more, you got a long way to go. I'll rate this effort 2 out of 10.

What nonsense! they allowed the bastard to live? Given the countless lives he's taken and numerous innocent girls he's ravished, he should have been dispatched to hell straight away.

Bunch of inept, ragtag Nigerian soldiers.

The unrepentant ape is thanking them for sparing his life when he has mercilessly wasted other lives.

chukxie:
#1 Saw this on one of my 10 years old female students.

#2 Was found on the sleeve of an 11 year old female student.

Pussy means cat. If you have any other meaning of pussy, na you sabi.

Incestuous mofo.

FortuneTeller:
Yes. If it's a horrible fishy odor, you may have bacterial vaginosis. But there are many other infections. Please see a medical doctor soon before it becomes worse.

Err, I think it's a guy since he said he changes his 'boxers.' Guys don't suffer from vaginosis or do they?

You don't have a hospital in your state of residence? Keep relying on self medication till you find yourself in the grave.

Oh, so the host wanted to do his guest shuku shuku and encountered a dick instead of a punna? Chei!

Abomination!

Photoshop.

420k?

snowblaq:
1.Before talking with people.. I play scenerios in my head
2. I'm my own best company
3. Silence is never boring
4. I don't know how to make friends... And the few i have... Most times, i never know what to say to them
5… i am addicted to novels and i always have one with me.. Incase i have to be in any awkward place.
6. Atimes when i notive someone trying to talk with me.. I pretend to answer calls on my fone rather than talk..... I'm not trying to be rude... But most times.. I just panic... For no known cause.
7. I break a sweat when I'm the centre of attraction.
8. I hate birthday parties... Especially mine because of no. 7.
EtC...

Awww, you have a boyfriend?

princessayesha:
I am very free while chatting, but once I meet people, I find it hard to even look them in the eyes

Eiyaa, I just feel a compulsive need to give you a hug now.

ORIJIN201:
just 2 yet.
The 1st is unsure while this one seems immature to me.
Me keeping quite after telling me to made her look silly. She couldn't even face me in school today. My silence will deal with her

Chai!

Just come to school tomorrow in a 2013 Toyota venza and watch what happens. If she doesn't beg to give you blow j0b, call me a bastard.

What a pity.

Oh my God! She has the body of a goddess.

Move that yellow stick of the plus sign to 6, it becomes 8 and the + becomes - (minus)

I'm a genius y'all.

ORIJIN201:
Being an introvert unfortunately, never make friends except we have something in common or have thesame area of interest like being in thesame department in school or we are fans of the same soccer team.
I used to be afraid of rejection, but after being rejected by 2 girls, now I can handle it.
To be honest this world and it's people can be very unforgiving.
To be able to suppress my true nature I chose to be humorous when am in school although I have a good sense of humor, I want pple around me to have a good laugh and enjoy their selves when am around. But I don't get close enough for you to know me, I only let you know what I want you to know. Where am living its more than a year now I don't have any friends. So its a diff. Scenario when am home just me and my self in my playing game on my laptop or doing something else or am here on nairaland.
I have just been rejected by a girl I really like a lot, been trying a lot to let her see I have good intentions. Was talking to her today in the middle of a convo she just told me to keep quiet tried to say a word again she told me to keep shut lol, didn't say anything till I left (we were walking together in a pack) it was quite embarrassing. Didn't say anything to her she felt guilty and kept looking at me all through till I left. Because I told her my feelings she just misbehaves and feels she is entitled to do anything she likes, but guess what I will leave it to her, there are other girls out there.

Now that's brutal. That girl is savage. I wonder why you'd have the hots for such a girl in the first place.

You seem to to have the highest record of rejection from girls tho, I wonder why they don't fancy you.

ritababe:
there will be election, even if its one person that vote the result will still be counted.
my fear is that APC will put their candidate because anambra people dont want to vote.

Ritabarbie, are you single?

Sorry o, can't imagine the pain you're going through. I don't know why those with her in that picture are smiling.

Fake diamond.

Rhaspody:
That seems to be thehappy best move. He Will get play time as well as more money for playing. I just read an article on goal.co. about a Chelsea goalkeeper that haven't played for Chelsea for over 9 years he has bee with Chelsea.

Chelsea wants to damage his career so he left

Hehehe, if I were the keeper I'll just relax and be earning my dollars jejely. Who playing time epp? He's a keeper for crying out loud.

nwaanambra1:
bro is your farm located in anambra state? specifically Njikoka?


that's mostly were pythons are sacred and must not be killed.



we value and adore our pythons - our secret to huge wealth. bro just preserve or two of those pythons some where and be feeding it twice a week - your farm or whatever u touch will turn to great success!

You're most certainly not nwa Anambra. Who told you Njikoka people revere python? I'm from Njikoka and we do not revere pythons.


For your information, only Idemmili people revere python and see them as sacred.

The beginning of the end certainly.

She looks like a man.

Females without shame. See as all of them are neikid, while the males amongst them are wearing suit. Tufiakwa!

Eczema infestation bro.

What a comedian!

I'm not sure you have the 5 million Naira required to purchase the form let alone the money needed to run the campaign proper. Wake up from your malaria dream.

Na proper iba dey do you.

Totally unattractive.

You got lovely eyes MissTechy.

Joker.

I got mad love for this lady, saggy breasts or not.