₦airaland Forum

Stevengold:
So I was thinking of the good old days of blackberry, from bold 1 to 6, curve 2-6, blackberry 10 Era.

Decided to go hunt for one today. I could not find my choice (bold 5... or z10). Luckily I saw a Blackberry z30.
Got it quite cheap

Using it to post this now.
I must say.... Blackberry in it's extinct nature is still better than some 2021 tecno and infinix.



In fact, I'm using blackberry classic that's Q20 to post now. So sweet to type on its keyboard right now

Make I run

gawu1:
You think that ipob pig would understand the language you spoke to him?
You should have told him that some people's spiritual and supreme leader is living now inside the cage of the zoo.

mrofficial:
Crazy. It's easy for them to chase and carry protesters like their toddlers but won't dare walk beside a bandit. Only in the geographical location called Nigeria. Also known as a Zoo.

Litmus:
Is the UK no longer Lord Lugard's country?

Kzinne:
Proud of the Yorubas. Very accommodating and open. Yet the other tribe keeps saying they want their country when they are not even accomodating to themselves and to other tribes. Let other tribes take a cue from the Yorubas as to openness, sophistication and detribalised lifestyles.

vedaxcool:
ipob are what we euphemistically refer to as "village people" they are envious of their successful kinsmen who have arrived and want to level them to their level by bringing them back home to suffer the same penury of eating groundnut and sugarcane.

Benards:
Broke ass niggas. Make una chill la

HRSweetness:
I hope all of this is really not for the camera. I mean they even named the child king just as Tonto named hers. Hmmmm...

Anyways, let me use this opportunity to say happy Father's day to all the Nairaland father's. May the honor that is due a father never elude you and may you be fruitful even in old age. May you leave a worthy legacy for your children. Amen...

michaelwestern:
Am not really sure if its okay for christians to eat ileya meat. Some people will call it food offered to idols, but the bible permits us to eat any kind of meat. So is it okay to eat ileya meat?

EBMedia:
''You Dial Trouble''- Dino Melaye To Automobile Company That Accused Him Of Debt (Photos)

Dino Melaye has responded after an automobile company accused him of buying a vehicle from them and not paying up for it, IgbereTV reports.

The automobile company made the allegation on Instagram after the Senator flaunted a Rolls Royce Cullinan on his page.

The automobile company saw the post and left a comment that reads;



Responding to the allegation, Dino threatened to go after them with his lawyers.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CQPGaHontwc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Karlovych:
Imagine the guts these cretins have, I pity the soft SS and SE governors that take this issue lightly like their Ewedu and Amala counterparts especially the one in Ekiti

0jgti7gko08yhfe:
Afonja protest

PlayMaker14:
We all know that if Nigeria were to be the host of this tournament under this administration, it would be a Cow with the tournament match ball strapped on it's belly moving and shitting it's way to the centre circle of the pitch to deliver with the help of a fulanized Minister wearing caftan and coat.









Take a look at the last picture and see the way Chiellini was smiling like a dude who finally screwed the hard-to-get chic.

eddiense:
Festus Uzoma the scammer

superstar1:
Na sooo. That is how to tell them to shut up and mind their businesses.

Where were they when Kashoogi was murdered? They kept quiet like dunces.

Where were they when Trump was denied his freedom of speech by banning him?

Where were they when EU enacted GDPR?

We are a sovereign nation and we will fry Twitter until the brain of Jack is reset.

WalkerMichael:
Dear NL brothers and sisters, i lost my mother on Monday 31st such a hard knock on me . I just hope God comforts myself and sisters. I promise to make her proud for life. please help me with your words, I'm really down. I'll be fine

Iamdbull:
So a couple of weeks ago I wrote here https://www.nairaland.com/6550677/environment-draining-me-psychologically on nairaland about how my environment was draining me psychologically. Then I decided to take myself (the bull) by the horn and risk it all to get an apartment. Luckily I got one on the island lekki to be precise and everything was half a million, I had to part with my savings and get the apartment.

The house had electricity issue so I was advised not to move in immediately but trust me seeing the beauty and positivity in my new environment I decided to move in immediately. I was so excited until it was time to sleep, it was as if mosquitoes were having their world carnival, never witnessed so much mosquitoes in my life, it was then that it occurred to me that the island being a riverine area, Is a den of all species of quitos.

Fast forward to when I visited the gym because I see the gym as a place for quick socializing in a new environment. Boom I entered the gym and I got the shock of my life, it was as if I landed mysteriously in the giant land, I used to think I was huge and muscular until I got to this gym and I was looking like a toothpick among the hundreds of people their. As I was observing this and also observing the most spotless and cleanest babes have ever encountered in my life , I didn't know I was about to face one of the biggest embarrassment of my life. I descended upon the automatic threadmill which have never used in my life. Due the fact that I was among beautiful ladies I didn't want to look like jjc so I didn't ask for help on how to use the machine, that's how I roughly pressed some figures on the threadmill not knowing I put it on the highest. That's how it started spinning like usain bolt was running hundred meters Olympics. Gbiim!!! Na so I fall yakata ooo. Come see laughter for gym. I come be like Sanyeri or Mr ibu goes to gym chai. Na so shame make me swallow pride ooo.

Another beautiful experience was when a record label boss invited me to his label house in VGC. What I saw was a delight to the nudity of my eyes. What really wowed me was when I wanted to enter their street, the man sent me a pin and I wondered what it was for until I saw the gate and it had a system you need to press pin inside. Na wa oooh chaiii see life.

I visited Alot of exotic places got some nice clothes so as to change my ijebu looks to the modern Lagos looks. This seems to be an expensive lifestyle and it's putting a hole in my finances but for the first time in a while as an ijebu man I didn't feel bad about spending my hard earned money. We can die anytime and what's the essence of having a bulging account without having access to the sweetest things life has to offer.


In conclusion the steps I took just justified the popular saying that there is a thing line between being Genius and being STUPID!!!. I left a promising job as a graphics designer (I still work as a freelancer with a couple of companies and individuals) with a large chunk of savings that could have been used for other investments, to pursue a music career. But then I won't forgive myself if I lived a normal comfortable life and then I die only to realize my music could have been a blessing to millions of souls on planet Earth and I could have touched lives everywhere.

All I have to say is life has not gotten any longer infact if it has gotten anything it will be shorter due to the insecurities all over. My advice is to make every moment count and enjoy it while we can.


Have a beautiful week ahead.

Christistruth00:
Nnamdi Kanu’s orders to Slaughter Security Officers are all over YouTube

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/451894-how-we-killed-soldiers-police-officers-31-year-old-ipob-member.html

Mikecold:
Trash you are not more pro Esan than me on this platform

Esan support biafra not what your mummy told you

To even give yourself out, the hate with which you take it personal shows you are fulani/Yoruba.

We in Esan didn't take side in the first battle how much more now when we know better

AdolfHitlerxXx:


The OP is intentionally raising tribal sentiments and lemme help you....

Advise your brothers to desist from criminal behaviour and maybe you would be able to increase your marketability.

Come and let me give you anointing to get a job

GOATandYAMtheory:
if na your papa born you, reveal your identity

360degreess:
Just say what is on your mind, that is;" Army can't win against ipob terrorists right"?.. keep supporting ipob terrorists.Remember what happened in Borno, the indigenes started by supporting Boko Haram.But what happened later?..Well I trust the Nigerian Army,they will destroy your fellow ipob terrorists.And when they do, you people will start crying for help from international community.

sweetshisha:




Judaism is from Moses the true Prophet of Yahweh, and one of the few to see Jehovah in physical form.. it's based on the principles of Laws God revealed to Moses

Christianity is from Peter the friend of Jesus who denied him on the cross before death, son of Mariam, and Roman Emperor Constantine of Roman Empire, the murderers of Jesus son of Mariam.. principles of Christianity is based on European Paganism and devil worship... Like December 25 X-Mas or Easter

The only thing i respect about Lamidi Cownu is the fact that he knows Christianity is European slave masters bullshit and sticks only to Judaism like the true Isrealites

4 people to never allow in your ancestorial land

#1 Ibos. Aka No man's Land

#2 Fulanis. aka all lands belongs to Allah and Uthman danfodio

#3 Jews refugees from Europe, aka God gave us your land so leave the land to us and go away

#4 Chinese, aka we now own your land because some people took loan from us


Funny but true!


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Lashist:
Lol...you think its by dropping pics...better go and find what to do to help your life instead of snapping buildings to hail imo govt

IgweOfNnewi:
Kanu Nnamdi is setting the igbos against the government when he is miles away, unfortunately his followers are unreasonable and demented, I wish this was they are launching will not consume the innocent.

greatdreamer:
See Ghana? When visionary leaders saddled the affairs of this great nation in 60s and 70s Ghanaians came here as beggars. But today Buhari has made Nigerians everywhere to be fugitives even in their own country

mamaafrik:
shut up dere

Slynation:
That dirty slap could have been the surest thing