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The title is inappropriate and you know it. NO, the Ekiti tragedy is not ''inferior'' to Jos senseless Massacre . . . And yes If I were the girls' father, some people are going to get their nuts cut off and stuffed in their asses. . . actually, right now, I feel that way.

Redhotchic, you and Nuzo are saying the same thing. . . just incase you're trying to ''challenge'' his post.

PASTOR PLC, I think your title is inappropriate and inflammatory.

JosBoy4Lif:
3 million k'arya. OOOhhh unless you are talking about a war that was self-perpetrated. Sucks when you are on the losing end but get over it.

This is the ''uncool'' side effect of getting your history lesson from a teacher who says "Biafra war happened because Igbos are greedy and wanted all the oil for themselves. . .THe END. . . class dismissed". . . or when you get your "war facts'' from "General'' Katsina, Danjuma and "Genera'' Murtala Mohamed. So far you've cried about hatred for Hausas by Igbos because of a ''lost cause'', and also advised them to ''shut up and get over it''. . . I forgot to thank you for showing unfeigned love to the Igbos in almost every post you have in this forum. I also noticed you did not call them fraudsters and ritual killers. . . Nigeria needs more "Detribalised'' people like you, my good friend.

Yes o my brother. . . I am all right o. The best thing now is to keep on living, because life must go on.

DavidDylan:
and what "solution" have you come up with beyond roflmao?

What more "education" do you plan to give to students who kill their own teacher for "mishandling" the quran during exams? Maybe we shld advocate they be educated in the moon.

Priceless. . .

chei!!!. . . the thing no easy o. . . but I have put together ipod, iphone and psp versions of all the available episodes (including Business and Pleasure). For some weird reasons (maybe dem do me juju from Naija ) my primary workstations got fried once more. Fortunately, I have lots of 'spare parts' gathering dust. The moment I fix them, I'll upload the psp/ipod/iphone and other version for hand held devices. . .

Episode 2. . .

http://www.mayhemproductions.org/Mark_Of_Uru/Mark_of_Uru_Episode_2.html

Gamine mind yaself o. . . ta wetin? That stuff is Afrowundabra. Africans had their own ''Secret'' before ''Victoria''. . .   

They are eating edi ka ikong soup with pounded yam. . .

Final screen shots before I post the Ep 02 video. . .

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Screen shots from the animated web series Mark of Uru: Episode 2

@ Kemjisuper. . . for a 3d newbie, you're pushing too far o. Looks like it won't take you long to get the hang of it.

DeepZone:
Imagine your relations in Nigeria and what will be their fate if your prayer is answered? Stop cursing us abeg.

1. They will not have to worry about some genocide apologist ''wiping out" towns in the name of oil.

2. There will be no more free money (60 Million monthly) going to some indolent 'religious' zealot ruler in Sokoto. . . etc (more money for infrastructural development)

3. Income tax will be revamped and this is probably the BEST thing that could happen to Naija. . . why? Because Nigerians are notorious for crying foul only when tragedy hits their doorstep. Heads will roll (literally) when any imbecilic Governor decides to buy Mansions in Brooklyn with tax money. That sort of outrageous theft will have a direct impact on the masses, and their reaction. . . ? See the middle of No.3.

4. With reference to No. 3, The president and his band of 36 thieves will be put out of business since only those who want to make a difference, and keep their heads on their shoulders (literally) would be interested in running for public office.

5. Nigerians (People and government) will snap out of  their oil induced indolence and put their unmatchable natural and human resources to good use.

ETC. . . ETC

After independence, we started WALKING towards the road to PERDITION, taking one step forward and a million backwards. Along came the oil doom and we all jumped into a train that has continued till date to take us to that abominable garden of retrogression/disintegration. Now the abominable train is about to run out of gas. . . I can only say ALLALUJAHHHH. . . I hope it continues until we wake up and elevate our country where it should've 30 years ago,

Abeg Olumba Olumba people in the house, we need  celebrate this wonderful development as we gyrate and bubble in Da Good Lord, African Style. . .  


Deepzone, 99.9% of your imbecilic leaders go into office with one thing plastered in their delirious minds. . . OIL WINDFALL and LOOT!!!! If you have ever spent sometime with any of these morons or anyone close to their Hall of Plunder. . . it'd take you months to recover from the shock. They are sick people from the pit of hell.

KarmaMod:
Benu soun

Maybe when they realize that there's more to life than their oil, they'll do something.

Where's my 75cents/gallon gas jo!  

Abeg tell am o. . . like we were not better off before the so called ''oil doom boom"

I think it is almost down to that and I hope it goes down to $0.50. Perhaps the loudmouth retrogressive countries out there will wake up.

He is a ''Messiah". . . a one-eyed 'Messiah' in the land of the blind, deaf, dumb and imbecilic.

Sam Egwu and Udenwa . . . LMAO! This dullard of a Sharia apologist has a diseased sense of humour. This is so ridiculous it is painful.

nuzo:
Are you this biased? How come baba shege didnt make the list?

I forgot to add Obasanjo and Robert Mumugabe, can't edit my post now that it's been quoted by two people. . . My list is actually endless because I haven't added the likes of Milosevic and that North Korean slowpoke.

Hitler
Idi Amin
GW Bush
Abacha
IBB
Murtala Mohammed
Botha
Charles Taylor
Mobutu Seseseko Kukumgbendu Wazabanga
Muhammadu Buhari and his sidekick Idiagbon
Grand Delirious Jihadist, Omar Al Bashir
King of Delirious Jihadists Ahmadineja
Saddam Hussein

anonimi:
what precisely do you mean ma?

She's basically saying that Elephant don't fly and Osama Bin Laden is not the Mayor of New York. . .

Lol @ Resichild. . .

Maxani, I love the fluidity of your sketches.

@Gamine lovey, what's the problem na?

benchuks:
Igbos have always being the architect of their own failures.power is never given, rather it is through ur ability to convince people using superior views and programmes just like Obama did in USA.Igbos will only actualize their political aim when there will speak with one voice and equally offer the rest of Nigerians the most credible person who will lead Nigeria to the promise land.

Oh God! Not this nonsensical "One Voice" fairy tale again. Didi I see you make reference to Obama? You gotta be kidding me. Elephants and ducks are two different things. USA(Elephant) = Progressive while Nigeria (Duck) = RETROGRESSIVE. Power is GIVEN in Nigeria and what we have is SELECTION, not ELECTION. Chief Doctor Iwuruwuru is my Witness/Evidence


Let us for one drug induced moment agree that Igbos must SPEAK with ONE VOICE like a big rusty imbecilic robot and "PRODUCE" the "Presidential candidate", based on this retrogressive concept, it is equally safe to assume they "MUST" vote with "ONE HAND'' to make sure the President is elected or selected. It's rather uncanny that all of you "ONE VOICE" apologists have never for a second considered the magnitude of problems with the above scenario. Or do you just ignore the obvious racism that abound in your "One Voice" proposition?

Racism is our biggest downfall in Nigeria and you are here encouraging a racist agenda.

*Pastor Grafik climbs on a pulpit wielding a big fat Bible. His small frame is wrapped in a shabby ill fitting suit*

Yeah!!! IGBOs all ye racist #$@! Speak with one voice- ah!!!!!! Vote with one hand-ah !!! Elect-tah the man-nah, that will push the "Igbo" angen-dah!! It doesn't matter that we have gazillion ethnic groups-ah. . . including those who transformed villages and variation of some languages into ethnic groups-ah!!! Rally around the candidate-ahh!!! Just like other ethnic groups have rallied around their imbecillic candidates-ahhh!!! It doesn't matter if it is Maurice Iwu, it doesn't matter if it is Chris Uba. . .throw Ojukwu in the mix if will-ah!!! But VOTE-ahhh. . . VOTE-ahhh!!! One VOICE-ahh. . . one V-O-T-E. . . AH!!!! As long as it is our imbecilic brother that is the candidate. . . ahh. . . Hallelujahhhh. . . .!!! Can somebo. . .


*Sermon is cut short as Pastor Grafik is sent flying across the alter by a deadly barrage of walking sticks, stiletto shoes, red caps, cow tails and hand bags from the irate congregation*

If it ain't Yaradullard, I can figure out who fits the description. . .

bastrin:



Wot u guys don't knw is that if she can do it to d R/Adm she can do it to anyone n that will lead to her death. she is talking because she survived this one. she shld try it again lets c if she will live to tell d story. and any of u who thinks it a lie, try it lets c if ur story will eva b heard.

You know you are casting your fishing net on a concrete floor. Ditch the tomfoolery and go to a river! I can tell you're one of those brain dead zombies who have lost their humanity. By the time these morons are dealt with, anytime time you catch a glimpse of a woman, you'd throw your horse whip into the bush and start whistling  like an slowpoke caught red handed with his hand deep into the pot of soup.

This is only the beginning, you know how Nigerians join the bandwagon eh? We will see more "men in uniform gone nuts" video, and this time, we'll see faces and listen to audio. Tell your imbecilic elementary school drop out ''Roger" brothers that their days are numbered . . .   

Ellyptical, every reason why Nigeria will remain a big quagmire of retrogression and imbecility can be found in this thread. We are faced with the case of degradation and total disregard for life and dignity by some delirious ''men in uniform'' but some people find it very convenient to completely sidetrack the issue at hand and educate us on the evil deeds of the victim in her past life, coupled with some nonsensical Biblical quotes to support  their asinine argument.

Unfortunately, In Nigeria, the influence of alcohol, reefers, opium or whatever it is that often eclipse our reasoning disappears the moment tragedy knocks on our door. Until then, we'll continue to ignore security agents  brutality and shift the blame to the victims. This clearly reminds me of  rape victims who were berated for dressing ''provocatively'' while less effort and Biblical quotes are spent on the monsters that perpetrated the act.

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More from Mark of Uru: Episode 2

Screen shots from the second episode of the animated web series "Mark of Uru"

Monster
Prison Break
Smallville
The Boondocks
Samurai X
Macros Zero
8 Simple Rules
King of Queens
Family Guy
King of the Hill
Speed grapher. . .

Sorry. . .  just can't pick one. . . impossible task.

Chibunna12, the word is "Igbo" not ''Ibo".

Gamine:
Which Investigation?

ROTFLMAO!!!

When will Nigeria get Her priorities RIGHT!!!

Gamine, are you trying to be a comedian? Is your reasoning impaired by a substance that was not meant for your system? You seem to brush this issue over your shoulder like it does not matter; are you waiting for your sister/cousin/aunt to be in the line of fire before you realize that no woman should be treated like an animal and horsewhipped by brain dead imbeciles for no apparent reason? Is that really hard to understand?