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I didn't know my posts were offensive, sorry folks wasn't my intention to offend anyone. . .

ode remo:
tried for nigeria , like what? 8YRS OF WHAT.

LMAO!!!

Kobo na your fault be dis

ROTFLOL!!!!!! This is fatal comedy, you could choke while you laugh. . .

9jaganja:
To me, it is you homophobes that are gay in denial. And you are bitter too. talking about moral, then it's up to the parents to train their kids and not up to the government t infringe human right.

I disagree, that line is more redundant than cowrie shells. Why is it hard for some people to come to terms with the fact that many people genuinely find homosexuality repulsive? I do not expect everyone to open their hands and accept homosexuality. There are straight people who dismiss homosexuality with a shrug simply because it doesn't bother them, they just don't give a {*insert foul language*} on the other hand, there are straight guys who have zero tolerance for homosexuality and thirdly, there is another group of straight guys who have zero tolerance for both homosexuality and homosexuals.

There are homosexuals who masquerade as straight guys to champion gay rights as ''progressive liberal'' heterosexual males. Last but not the least, there are straight guys who out of political correctness champion the cause of the Rainbow Warriors. . . .

Different reactions for different folks, we all cannot have the same view of homosexuality.

oyb:
nigerian democracy is governed by religion

fornication/adultery/drinking alcohol is against the highlighted - i have not seen our 'religious' legislators drafting any law against it.

the line between what government and all religions consider illegal is very wide.

_{nb - i am firecely heterosexual}

Fornicators and adulterers have no union/group vehemently advocating for their rights to screw(other people's wives/husbands/gf/bf) with reckless abandon.

To be honest, I don't understand the whole hoopla about homosexuality and same sex marriage. Back in Naija (at least in my neck of the woods) we knew about the homo business but nobody really cared, I mean we knew about gay dudes but that was it, nobody got their ass whipped for being gay. The worst we did was crack a few jokes and let them be. It wasn't such a big deal.

Homosexuality is not my cup of tea, I will never accept it as a normal way of life but it is no hair off my nostrils what two adults want to do with each other. However, I think making a law for or against homosexuality is ridiculous. They have more important things to worry about. How can you legislate morality? What about adulterers and pick pockets? More importantly, what about the looters of public funds who have killed more Nigerians than armed robbers, erosion, juju, Ritualists and auto accidents combined?

I am very wary of organized religion and at the moment have no religious affiliation, but I believe it is wrong for homosexuals to attempt to smuggle the concept of same sex marriage into Christianity, Islam or Afro Religion which do not susbcrite to any form of homosexuality (at least from what I know). Why not open a brand new religion like say. . . 'Rainbow Fraternity' and use Rainbow/Pride instead of Bishop/Pastor/Imam/Dibia? That way they can freely pronounce men, women and cows as man and wife without trying to infringe on the beliefs of the vast majority (Christians/Muslims/African Religion practitioners)

Lol, nah, hairstyles can never be the biggest challenge. I am trying to cut down on them wigs or fry fry hair but all my characters can't have afro and braids. . .and bald head, there's gotta be those wigs somewhere and the fry fry hair do, so I have to figure out who gets what. But the primary character gotta spot a very short Afro Thunder or braids, maybe dada. . .

Before we vote for you Igbos, you must present us with Jesus Christ born of a virgin village girl from Victoria Island, with two children from a previous marriage. PERIOD!!!!

Contemplating a 3D "futuristic" version of Mark of Uru. . . "Mark of Uru 2020"

Still trying to figure out the most appropriate hair style, perhaps Afro Thunder. . .

aieromon:
@grafikdon
are you trying to imply that the malware recognises the name of the antivirus engine?

A malware like antispyware 2009 does exactly that, but from my experience, it targets only anti spyware removal tools. Malwarebyte's program couldn't run no matter what I did. Changing the prefix from mbam to "Christmas" solved the problem. I was able to run the anti malware tool and removed the ''419'' malware. Out of curiousity I intentionally infected a laptop (please don't ask me how) with antispyware 2009.

The malwarebyte's tool previously installed in the notebook wouldn't run. A clean install didn't help, but the same ol "Christmas" did the trick.

Not really sure what this thread is doing in the "Culture" section.

phemmy008, your system is apparently infected by an advanced malware that suppresses antivirus/spyware/malware executable files. Before you do any tedious hard disc formatting, why not try one or both solutions below.


1. Go to the program directory and change your Antivirus executable file to something unrelated to computers like "Christmas" or "Ogbomosho" for instance, if the file is AVG.exe, change it to Ogbomosho.exe, you should be able to run it after that.

2. This is a more credible approach since I am not sure you will be able to remove the infection, even if you are able to run your antivirus software. Download malwarebyte's Anti malware, it's a freeware and the basic version is all you need. The malware (or whatever infection chilling in your system) WILL  prevent you from running  the program after installation. Simply go the the program directory and change the executable from mbam.exe to ajegunle.exe, or anything you like as long as they are not related to computers(to be on the safe side) You should be able to run it and get rid of the infection.

Option 2 should take care of your problem if it is a case of infection.

[quote author=i_laugh link=topic=244490.msg3561567#msg3561567 date=1236462641]Every stupid person is now an analyst.[/quote]LMAO!!!!!

He will be allowed to run for a second term only when Bill Clinton gets a third term. . .

Some of the goons on this thread never fail to supply me with gut busting humour.  If Jesus Christ comes down as an "Igbo Candiddate", they'll request for ALLah, if Allah shows up, they'll complain about his long bia bia and request for a clean shaven Angel Gabriel. . .the moment Gabriel shows up as the highly anticipated "Holy Igbo Obamaistic Candidate", the goons will quickly complain about his wings. . .

When they run out of lame excuses, they'll request for a 100% "undiluted" tall, extremely handsome Igbo candidate with a Caucasian biological father and a Latino biological mother. . . meanwhile, the most imbecilic and mentally deranged nincompoops will be having a field day taking a dump on the kingdom of Nigeria while they(the goons) wait for that special "Igbotic Jesus Christ" to fall down from haven like manna. . . 

bawomolo:
This thread is like arguing whether having a stroke is better than having cancer.

ROTFLOL!!! Best line . . . .

I wonder why we think an entire ethnic group can be "detribalized" but cannot possibly be "Armedrobberized", "Racistized", "Almajirirized", "Ritualkillerrized" and "Fakedrugrized". . .

Lock him up and throw the keys into the Atlantic Ocean.

We will be happy to sit back and let him burn. Never mind the opinion of some redundant African "leaders"

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=241875.msg3541078#msg3541078 date=1236125360]People think you sit around "dancing Michael jackson" and wealth will come.
My grandfather told us how he carried his bails of okirika with his servants and travelled on foot from one market to market to cater for his family
Before he could afford to hire a pick up .
My own brothers while in the university always thought of what business to do.
They bought electric clippers and barbed hair for a fee
They hired pick up vans and transported goods for traders including nama from the train stations to slaughter houses on weekends
they made so much money that dad eventually helped them buy a pick up van of their own.
During the many strikes,they would follow gwongworo to northern Nigeria,buy bags of beans and dried peeper and sold to traders and on ocassions would be in the markets themselves selling the pepper.
They bought frozen chicken in boxes and sold to local restaurants and bukas.
They bought okirika from Aba, laundered and ironed them and sold to class mates.
My sisters also sold things while in college.
My bothers worked in my dad's building sites with labourers carrying cements
and these are children from college educated parents
I'm the only one in my family with absolutely no inclination to buying and selling or any sort of business

Mom ( a professional woman)  has sold everything from bedsheets to soy milk and make up

People shouldn't be hating on the Igbo man and his desire to succeed in business.
it's akalaka (The gift of God)[/quote]Lol. . . reminds me of my mother who was the biggest female hustler I've ever seen. From manufacturing bar soaps (pretty good aromatic yellow bar soap, who needs joy and Lux and Imperial Lather   ) in our apartment to plastic bag manufacturing (you'know those, wotapruuf), Kunu, amala, bread. . . she made them all, especially during those ridiculous ASUU strikes. The woman just didn't buy the idea of folding her arms waiting for a salary that wasn't coming. It got to a point where we had to beg her to stop embarrassing us with all these hustler business and remember she is "Onye Nkuzi". . .but since we don't have any alternative and didn't like the idea of smoking gari with water and palm kernel, we all had to STFU and let the woman do her thing.  

My father took his hoe(ogu. . . it is a farm implement) the farm and provided all everyone with humongous tubers of yam as big as Okocha's legs, maize, pineapple, every specie of mango imaginable, guava, apples. . . all in commercial quantity. Heck he was running a small scale poultry farm in our home town. . . with plenty chickens, 'torotoro'. He had rabbits, pigs, goats(ngwo ngwo anyone? ). . . we survived those grueling strike days because of the hustler couple. . .  

[quote author=St.Funmi link=topic=241875.msg3540939#msg3540939 date=1236122556]It's a pity that a 30 year old man with 3 wives and 13 children will be wondering how his 30 year old igbo neighbor with one wife and 2 children is saving more than him. It's a pity. [/quote]ROTFLOL!!!   Abasi Mbok!!!!

This woman sure has a bizarre sense of humour. . .

Ibime:
Damn! What a shame! 

Ibime is Igbo/Etche/Ijaw/English/Dutch.

Some confuse him for a tribalist. 

You're Igbetchijengdu. . . 

Yes o. . . Ibime is "Omo Ibo" alias "Nna Bros" a.k.a "Okoro Man"

Kobojunkie:
how do you know this for sure?

From Harry Houdini's "Book of Abracadabra". . .

Another imbecilic idea from the "Chairman" of one of the world's most incompetent police force. . .

[/quote][quote author=St.Funmi link=topic=239065.msg3520206#msg3520206 date=1235678757]   Oba Ofinran  used broom to pursue the  Nupes from Oyo abi?

ROTFLOL!!!!  

Progress. . .

Close Up. . .

Viper. A CGI model for the Live version of Mark of Uru.

Modo/LightwaveP: Modeling

Bodypaint/Photoshop: Textures

Softimage: Rigging

Lightwave: rendering

[quote author=St.Funmi link=topic=237534.msg3514921#msg3514921 date=1235581990]Thread locked.[/quote]Yeah. . . Osama Bin Laden is the Mayor of New York  

This guy is my new Hero. No political correctness bullsh*. If you don't like it, piss off. I like the sound of that. It should be an eye opener for morons who mistake tolerance for weakness.

Tpia and AlloyEmeka, I am beginning to suspect your fake fights o. . . you people should just hook up because I can sense the attraction. . .

Emeka weds Abeni

Episode 4. . .

http://www.mayhemproductions.org/Mark_Of_Uru/Mark_of_Uru_Episode_4.html

Watch The Following. . .

Speedgrapher

Monster

Ryoko's Case File

Macros Zero (Don't be fooled by all the mecha stuff, it is a very captivating anime)

Code Geas/Code GeasR2 (Again, don't let all the mecha razzmatazz turn you off, this is the perch-on-the-edge-of-the-seat thriller)

Elfenlied

Busou Renkin

Claymore ( )