₦airaland Forum

Mr Fire:
Beaf:

As I read from the article, GJ has cancelled the dredging of the River Niger. Is that true? If so, be informed that he has already lost the Igbo vote as we will make sure of that. Thanks.

I hope he revokes the Niger river dredging . In my humble opinion it is a misguided and selfish project. The priority should be the upgrade/renovation of the Calabar and Warri ports. We shouldn't be so hung on having a port in Onitsha and Kogi that we neglect the adverse effect the project will have on communities along the river bank.

I am no construction guru but I reckon it will be more cost effective and environmental friendly to fix/upgrade the two redundant ports we have on ground.

I never liked that PPA party. The name alone appears too. . . "Aba Made". Each time I see the name or hear anyone mention it, what clearly springs to mind is "Paulinus. . . Pauly Okpu. . . Pauli po-po". Party of Bush Man Retard, Kalu. He can now shove that weird party up his arrse, or continue with the mamacratization of his state, and by this I mean Orji and his weird mother="Mamacracy''

These inconsequential Mgbeke and Ekwuitooosi parties should either merge or sit down for poto poto. . .

Let's not get carried away here. The SE was a big pile of Poo before the Kaita's Kaitastrophic Karate. Italy beat Nigeria with 10 men in '94, Ghana did the same in '08. Still want more examples? Why can't we simply admit that we went to the World cup with a mediocre team and a clueless Larger Beer?

Bottom line: Super Eagles= Sh.it, Greece = Poo. You are worthless if you can not trounce Greece with just 9 men and no goal keeper. Argentina and South Korea deserve to advance. I reckon drawing a comparison between  Kaita and  Murderllab is the OP's attempt at comedy. Not a very good attempt I must say.

Currently following Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Seems better than the old FMA. I'll try revisit Claymore and SpeedGrapher.

Onlytruth:
I swear I can only figure out about 2% of the bold quote, yet that is Igbo!
I completely agree with you. lol!

Hehe. . . it is always fun to watch the ITK Professors of Igbology paint a picture with their ignorance. They are usually quick to jump into these "Igbotic" threads and argue over nothing.

Now I have to speak in the language of my ethnic group, which is not Igbo btw. . . 

1. Ashi unu shi nevu lituo, unu ashi n'ive wu ghaa ghaa wuu wuu.

2. Nihi owheke hu no kanihi, solo umuazi alului aka n'utuohu esi ye n'imi.

3. Bia Ika! Bia kaanwa! Bia Kana! Bia mbe! Ashim ghu bia Ika! Asumgu bia kaanwa!

4. Waa! Eene! Kpaa!

On a serious note, Ndi be anyi si na onye ji mmadu n'ala ji onwe ya. So ihe m nwere igwa ndi iberibe na ndi amosu a na bu ha hu ebe obuna edere "Igbo", ahu ana ama ha pepepe ka ndi aduru ogwu anwu n'otule bu. . .

OSUKOSU NWA MKPI! Inyuo anwu, ogbaputagi kpakpando n'anya.

'Nuff said.

Fhemmmy:
OK, hope you are right oh . . .Cos Nigerians of late dey fear me oh

That time's not come and I hope it doesn't. The first time I heard about the diaper bomber case, I was simply laughing. All I needed was "A Nigerian Suicide bomber" and the word "plane". I turned everything off and started laughing. It took me about two days to actually read the story.

So whenever a Nigerian straps himself with bombs and threatens to blow everyone up unless his demands are met, simply approach and smack the shi**t out of him and watch him bolt with his tails tucked between his legs.

Fhemmmy:
I would love to agree with you, however, times has changed and some Nigerians are now willing to die all in the name of "leaving it to the family"

Not when the end result is certain and painful death. Nigerians take risks, even when it is a question of life or death, but when the ONLY end result of that adventure is certain painful death (suicide bombing), that's not gonna happen.

Anybody trying to recruit a Nigerian for suicide bombing is flushing his funds down the toilet. A Nigerian sticking out his neck where there is absolutely no possibility of enjoying the fruits of his labour? That's more like the search for the cow that lays the golden eggs.

Partial epic/fantasy concept art

The Business and Pleasure Chic. I have a feeling I have posted some of these somewhere, just can't figure out where

Kobojunkie:
Who is THEY? Come on. . .  enough of the convenient COPOUT o'jare!!! The man does not want to be known as an ibo, why not grant him his desire? If All Ikwerre's decided today they no longer want to be grouped under the Ibo flag, I don't think you can stop them, no buffoonery necessary. His argument is just as plausible as that of those who want to be known as biafrans and no longer Nigerians. The same set of rules apply on both levels only we are referring to different levels on the definition hierarchy here. This is hillarious!

By "they'' I mean people like you. Your argument here is disjointed from head to tail. I've advised you to lay low on these "Ibotic" topics because they bring out the worst in you, with your drive-by observations and hearsay. Anybody is free to claim their village is a distinct ethnic group as long as it buys them peace of mind. They are also free to say they are not Igbo even with names like Uchenna and Kenechukwu, I have no problem with that, but what I will not accept under any circumstance is somebody telling me that Uchenna and Kenechukwu are not Igbo names. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

chosen04:
ILICISCOMK
This is what you have being trying to say?

POQADCB

Just messing with the people with identity crisis and some of the hypocritical and malevolent Nigerians who fan the embers of discord. They want to tell us who is Igbo and who is not at their convenience. In their diseased imagination, somebody can be Igbo yesterday and another ethnic group tomorrow, depending on whatever  devious scheme they have in the pipeline.

You can only laugh at that magnitude of buffoonery because honestly, the only thing that comes close is becomerich's remedy for every problem through ''See Map" or the removal of Edo, Bayelsa and Delta to Benin Republic.

zebra:
Help me tell the nairaland igbos to leave ikwerre alone.
Ikwerres can easily speak and understand ibo language and it's not vice versa. Most igbos don't understand ikwerre language.

Your ingorance is glaring. You speak with so much certainty when you know absolutely nothing about what you are so keen to project. Very bizarre.

igbo boy:
very daft thing, Since when does the name of a village/community becomes the name of a tribe,

Very soon i will hear i am not igbo I am owerri or onitsha,

Please sound educated. there is no one igbo dialect, I have been amazed to see the degree of difference in pronunciation and words among igbos from different communities,

LWKMD Apparently, my sarcasm's been counter productive.

chosen04:
Bros, If UCHENNA means the "Will of the father/God" in your language and yet not Igbo, can you kindly tell us the name of your language?

Umuekpili is my language. I am Ekwulobia, not Igbo. 

Arysexy:
Some ignorant ikwerre people who don't know their ancestry are claiming non igbos bc of the abandoned property saga after the civil war, but when they have issues with the ijaws and other minority tribes in rivers they speak ffom their other side of their mouths.

You forgot to mention that when they try their hands in the presidential election, the same Nigerians (Including those from Rivers) screaming at the Igbos to stop forcing their ethnic identity on another ethnic group will remind them they are actually Igbo. . .

afam4eva:
Na waoo, non-Igbos will always jump at any topic that has Igbo in it. Does it now mean we have more professors of Igbo matters that are not igbos? Like it or not Ikwerre is Igbo. Why is it that Many Ikwerre men marry from Abia and Imo state. Why not Bayelsa or Edo.

That's the way the cookie crumbles. Trust the usual suspects and Honorable Professors of Igbology to jump in and bore us with their repulsive and disjointed drivel.

Arysexy:
Ewu congo! what language is UCHENNA? yoruba? ijaw? hausa? U are lost and mentally derailed! i know a true born ikwerre man will not deny his ancestry not minding the slight difference in dialect.

i can see some silly igbo haters changing their name to igbo names only to come here and write rubbish to cause dissaffection amongst igbos, U guys make me laff in igbo cos we are the wise men of naija and any fool trying to divide the igbos is just fooling himself and his ethnic group.

Some ignorant ikwerre people who don't know their ancestry are claiming non igbos bc of the abandoned property saga after the civil war, but when they have issues with the ijaws and other minority tribes in rivers they speak fom their other side of their mouths.

Gov Odili, Gov Chibuike Amechi are yoruba names and not igbos Igbos haters at work!

Young man, watch it! Nwata bunie nna ya enu, ogodu ayochie ye anya. Eji m ogu n'eji m ofo, maka anahu ama ama nke Onicha gwala Obosi 

Uchenna is my name, I don't know what it means in Igbo and I don't really care what it means in Igbo since I am not Igbo, but in my language, it means "the will of the father/God".  My elder sister's name is Chika, does that make her Japanese considering Chika is also a Japanese name? What about the youngest who is Azuka, is she now Japanese because some Japanese bear the same name?

Igbo people sef. Ndi ofeke. Sheesh

Igbo people and their nonsense!  Bunch of silly buffoons


What's the big deal here? My name is Uchenna Nwaobiaeri, I am not Igbo, I am Ekwulu. The word for "no" in my language is "eene" while the Igbo say "mba". The word ''here'' means ''ebea" in Igbo while my people say ''kana'', So what gives? Igbo people should leave us alone, na by force? Ah ah!

It is very frustrating explaining to people that I am not Igbo, my name Uchenna Nwaobiaeri is definitely not Igbo, my ethnic group is not Igbo. Igbos should really stop this madness.

Like we say in my language; Unu wu ndu Igbo ejehu ekwe nwa mmadu nuo mmiri togbo iko. Nkene owu ifwe emere eme? Agwa nwata ya wele nwayoo ka ofwhe lolo alo zuo onye owuna, okpoo ekwo nku.

ElRazur:
**looking for trouble**

He looks Igbo lmao.  

**Runs**

Ahmed Chukwuaju Anumpam Yerima Ezeokafor

When will Buhari understand there are no such things as flying elephants. I understand the concept of perseverance, but when a man with no arms and no legs insists on climbing a palm tree, it is the epitome of madness.

presido1:
I tot bride price is an exclusive culture for we Igbos. Will he wait till the girl is 18 or he gonna start right away.

If he is insane enough to ''marry'' an infant, I doubt he will wait for the ripe age. Do you want him to die while waiting for the infant to turn 18? He knows the whole 72 virgins in haven is a big fraud, I reckon he's trying to enjoy them while he is still here. Who know, this could be one of those "Daily Trust" Yaradua-is-now-dancing-ikwokirikwo ''news''.

Fraud

Aloy+Emeka:
You are a fool. Can you post the link where Yorubas continually massacre Fulanis and we keep sweeping them under the carpet?. Where, when and how?. Did these people do juju to some of you that you will continue to kiss their azzes till they chop off your heads?

Aloy+Emeka:
Yet they have something in common: massacre.

JosBoy said the same when the Fulanis started with the Jos killing 2 years ago and he dismissed every fear as unfounded simply because majority of the people affected then were Yorubas and few Igbos and not his people. Where is JosBoy to defend the Fulanis against  his people this time around?.

He won't say anything if he has any iota of shame. Is it not the same JosBoy that told people to "shut up and deal with it" when they expressed their disapproval of Islamic jihadist weekly/monthly/annual killing spree in Northern Nigeria? It has finally dawned on me why Quotasystem classified him as a ''perpetual arrrsse licker".

Could this be the same babapupa, the ultimate Fashola apologist who is convinced Fashola is infallible, and will throw you into the abyss the moment you dare criticize his God. Upon you he will unleash the most repulsive derogatory outburst, laced with a huge dose of ethnic antagonism, in addition to his ethnic superiority infantile drivel.

There are so many things wrong with this picture but I can put my money on two.

1. One of his opponents hacked into his account

2. After an evening of drunken revelry at the owambe conference, he decided to lighten up for once and crack a joke, which apparently isn't working as he envisaged.

Time to settle this gender controversy. Kobojunkie is a woman.

SEE MAP.

King of the Hill like Sponge bob is one of the most underrated animated TV shows. In my opinion, it is one of the best out there. The characters may seem uptight at times but they create humorous scenarios through their normal everyday activities, without trying so hard to be ''funny'' or excessively idiotic.

I believe it is easier and less strenuous to generate humour out of imbeciles like Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson, but with a ''normal'' guy like Hank, it is a bit of an uphill task.