₦airaland Forum

Ogboraph:
come to think of it just as we claim that military men are animals now tell me if it was a mad cow coming, wont she abandone the vehicle and run for her life?

My friend, stop comparing elephants to ducks. You military apologists keep pulling out the most ridiculous comparison . . . a mad cow. . . a speeding car approaching from the opposite side. No wonder we have imbeciles in uniform jumping everywhere with horsewhips trying to flog their papa in 2008. Just wait and see some imbecilic zombies get their nuts fried for using horsewhip on civilians. . . what are we, horses? What a retrogressive race and country. . .

Menace of the abominable Bushman. . .

MC Usman:
I blame the FCT board for putting his name Just because he wrote some few story line.

Yes, those ''few story line'' earned him a Nobel Price. Soyinka is an exceptional gentleman who unlike many imbecilic Nigerians does not wait for injustice to affect his ethnic group before speaking out. If we had more people like him in government, we wouldn't be where we are now. . . at the bottom of the rung where imbecilic, indolent  retrogressive ''religious'' leaders sit back in their throne and collect millions of Naira they did not work for.

JJYOU:
i would like to see these same people showing their digust on criminals roaming the streets of nigeria.
about how many people get killed in naija by armed robbers doing this kind of thing weekly?

Eledumare ooooooo !!!!  My friend, read your post again. . . what is the difference between an armed robber and the police/military?

Heads, it is overwhelming how you are trying so hard to spin this story into the tale of a savage woman who pounced on defenseless naval ratings, leaving them squirming and begging for mercy. You must apologize to us for thinking that even in a drug induced moment we'd consider your fairy tale beyond a dismal attempt at comedy. Even a corpse that'd been partying with maggots for decades underground knows these imbecilic nitwits masquerading as ''men in uniform'' hurt, humiliate , subjugate/ maim and  kill more Nigerians than armed robbers and malaria combined.


While it is wrong to write off our ''men in uniform'' because of the actions of a "few'' (assuming 90% qualifies as "a few" it is wrong to call a spade a monkey, and that my friend is what you are trying to do here. The admiral is as guilty as his subordinates. They should be fed with sandwich made from their nuts in order to  appease the broken spirits of innocent Nigerians killed and maimed by those who are supposed to protect them.


We should consider the ratings' side of the story you said? No sir, we are used to their monotonous "side of the story'' where innocent victims are slapped  with the most repulsive label to justify their acts of terrorism on unarmed civilian while giving up or renting their weapons when they are faced with armed  bandits. An example should be set so that next time another slowpoke decides to use horse whip on a civilian (forget about punching them out or killing them) he will remember the deepest depth of hell that awaits him. Horse whips in 2008. . . you got to be friggin' kiddin' me. . . we have no shame in this country.

Nigerians and ''Quota System''. . .   Ojigbijigbi!!!!  

While you are agitating for "Black Pope" don't forget to add "Black'' Russian "President". . . 



Ahhh. . . my bad! We deserve it. . . after all a Yoruba man is the current Governor of Anambra state while, an Igbo man is the Governor of Benue State. . .

smile4kenn:
@grafikdon

why u call me wicked?

i posted this shit so we can laugh at iwu,

My brother it was a joke o. . .

I had a good laugh and a (good?) shock. . .

Smilefo4ken. . . you are a very very very WICKED man. . . 

My entire system was temporarily paralyzed after reading that Iwu garbage. . . I am still unable to come to my senses but as soon as I recover from the life threatening-brain frying trauma. . . I will send a ''beautiful'' message to that Iwu slowpoke. . . 

What is this, a joke . . .

An Nigeria@1, please behave yourself. . . do you ever get tired aggravating people with irrelevant nonsensical links and images?

Ujujoan:
Also, I’ve never seen a government so prudent and careful with the people’s funds. Many of his own people are against him because he has refused to ‘share the money’.

But I think the man is making a huge mistake because despite his best and good intentions, it’s a pity that he is not delivering. All over the state, there are cases of bad road constructions, abandoned projects wrong siting of projects. I still wonder how you’ll supply computers to a school without security, electricity and even good roofs.

When we voted for him, we believed him to be the saviour, who will deliver us from the Ubas and others. But now, I’m just not sure anymore. Andy Uba might not be the best role model, but sometimes I wonder if he would have performed better that Obi is doing right now.

Of course we’ll never know. . .

I couldn't help but laugh at the''computer in a roofless school''. . . priceless comedy.     These clowns will never stop to entertain us with their idiocy. I believe peter Obi is hiding under the past political turmoil in Anambra to rob the people blind. His play on the peoples' sympathy and their disapproval of the Uba maggots is repulsive. I heard he is ''trying'' but for crying out loud. . . they've been ''trying'' since the beginning of time.


99.9% of our looters. . . ermmm leaders are a bunch of hopeless, shameless, trifling malevolent criminals and mass murderers. The day they  spend 10% of their allocation on development will be the last day of the world. . . I can put all my life savings on that. . . heck even my life since I probably won't live to see that ''glorious'' day. I cringe when I think about how far we could have gone with leaders who are actually human.


I remember when  we moved to a 3 bedroom  apartment in Awka back in '91. We didn't have any water storage tank because there was 24/hr water supply. The Water Board technicians were always swift in fixing ruptured pipe to sustain the uninterrupted water supply. Electricity was a little epileptic but we were always sure of at least 20 hrs of uninterrupted power supply daily and sometimes 24 hr uninterrupted power supply for a few days, especially on weekends. NONE of these things exist in 2008. . . NONE!!!!!!!! NONE!!!! NONE!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!



This is a very retrogressive country. They are all failures. . . peter Obi and the rest of the 35 members of the slowpoke gangsters. If anyone thinks otherwise, they will have a herculean task convincing me. . . because I give up on these people before they are elected and I have never been WRONG. Sure, you can call me a prophet of doom but we all know how the cookie crumbles in the jar of the  ''house of the national cake". . . just that a lot of us pretend we are inhaling cologne from France when it is actually the putrid stench of a corpse.


Does anyone remember that slowpoke Chinwoke Mbadinuju "Da Jesus Gangsta"? This is the slowpoke who came in all ''Jesusified'', shouting hallelujah to Da Lord above and even enforcing morning 'prayers' in government parastatals, not minding that everybody in Anambra state is not a Bible wielding-demon stomping-incantation chanting-tantrum throwing Christian. I wrote him off immediately because that "Jesusification'' was a very 'transparent' smokescreen. We all know how the cookie crumbled. I remember people hailing him as the "Messiah" to the detriment of my brain that nearly exploded because processing such magnitude of imbecility was too much of a burden to the poor brain. . .


I think for the sake of your sanity, you all should desist from thinking about the leaders and whatever drives them to the road to heel. it is good for your health if you do this for two weeks or at least, twice a week.

More bombardment coming by the weekend. . . everything will be thrown in; Howitzer. . . B28 Marauders. . . MIG-17 Fresco. . . straight from the fields of of WWII. . .

Mark of Uru: Episode 2. . .

More Screen shots coming. . .

landis:
umm. is this guy not a peace activitist??

can you provide evidence of this?

My thoughts exactly. It feels more like giving a dog a bad name just to hang it.

Nobody is going anywhere, we all contributed to the demise of this country and we shall all fix it . . . You don't take a dump in a field and run away expecting your partners in 'dump taking' to clean the mess on their own. . . we either clean the mess together or run away from the chit that is Nigeria together. . .

tpia:
my post wasnt actually directed at you in particular.


I was just thinking out loud, so to speak.

Considering the fact that many times the rape victim is the one who gets blamed or discredited. And most times, its hard for them to get justice even when their claims are valid.

You can inject whatever meaning you want in my post (as usual) but it won't change the fact that I find the act of rape despicable and wouldn't blink in prescribing the most brutal punishment to perpetrators. Trying to explain further will be an immense waste of time and a constant exchange of endless gibberish (as usual).

@ Agboola1, that's Texazzpete for you . . . ever ready to unleash the most deadly barrage of inflammatory and derogatory retorts, even in situations where a simple " I beg to differ. . ." would have sufficed.

ikeyman00:
they will rape more women, drink all day, drugged up just like south-africans

You scream "One Nigeria for life!!" from one corner of your mouth and use the most derogatory terms  to describe other  ethnic groups with the other corner of your mouth. I am beginning to suspect your vehement cry of "One NiggerArea" is a play on sarcasm. Don't complain when any of those brain dead imbecilic Nigerians call Igbo people fraudsters and architects of treachery.

pie1ect:
I believe the Niger Delta people should have full control of their resources, same as other regions have control over what they produce and (presumably) pay the required royalty to the Federal government at the end of the day. They should have had control right from day one as is the case with any sane government.

But seriously, what problem will it solve now if full control were handed over to the ND regions abruptly?

At this point in time, it will create more problems than it will solve, because then the fight will be about which local govt. or community controls what. I have lived through two terrible "battles" between Itsekiris/Urhobos/Ijaws in Warri and anybody who lived there in the lates 90s' will tell you the same thing. The people in that region are ready to kill themselves over a loaf of bread (and I mean that literally). I don't know of any other place but I have personally lived in Warri and I should know what I'm saying.

I am from Akwa Ibom and we face the same issues (maybe not as devastating as what goes on in the creeks of Bayelsa/Rivers and Delta States). But believe me, the Niger Delta people will destroy themselves within 2-4 years if they are given full control of the Oil revenues now.

That is what should have happened in the first instance, the Federal government should never have had that much control over the resources in one particular region. They don't go haggling over places rich in Agricultural products or any other material for that matter, but they made the grave mistake of getting too involved in the Niger Delta and what we are seeing today is the consequence of that greed.

It will take a lot more than the Federal govt. giving control to the people of the Niger Delta, to clear the mess they've caused. It will require serious strategic planning which I doubt the people in Abuja are ready to contemplate at this time.

The damage has been done already. I believe the government should back off, though. But it should be done in stages and control handed back to the region in stages as well. They should set a time-frame, like "we want to make sure control is back in the hands of these people in 2012 or 2015" and then they start working towards that plan. The people though, should be made aware of this. It will help reduce the tension. By the time the people finally assume control of their resources, it won't come as a shock, because the transition would have been smoothly orchestrated.

If they decide to just hand over full control to the Niger Delta people, you won't like the consequences.

Agreed . . . nothing much to add

No, I didn't say the Corpers were making false claims. . . my post was directed at the media and JTF. There's no need to twist my post into something it was not meant to be.

It is a very sad story if it is not fabricated. I wouldn't let the Nigerian army/police off the hook here easily, considering they have done much worse. . . i.e assuming we are not dealing with a fabricated tale here.

The ''sexy'' language is the one you don't understand/speak, in my case that will be Idoma

RichyBlacK:
@PepERSprAY,

Why are you ignoring the travails of the popular juju Ogbrobogekezgbatikolafkagogbana in protecting her shrines from MOPOL?

Spelling that name alone will conjure the biggest juju illusion in your mind. . . kiri kiri (tiny) stars are flying out of my eyes as I type. . .

[quote author=kannymoore=topic=9453.msg3004427#msg3004427 date=1225163838]bloodcleet!?!4got to add , , ekpene-ikpan nsit in nsit ibom lga of akwa ibom state, what a jawbreaker! Grin[/quote]Lol. . . for a sec I thought you typed my mother's birth place, Ikot Ekpene.

[quote author=Uche1=topic=9453.msg3004427#msg3004427 date=1225163838]@ grafikdon
you are from my end right, where are u now? i dey lag[/quote]My brother, I dey Jew York dey pack chit. . .

Let's see . . . we have a bunch of Arm chair 'warriors', gap toothed malevolent homosexuals, oil bunkering buffoons, gun runners, criminals, murderers, genocide apologists . . . The greatest Nigerian 'War' General of all time you said? You are searching for him in the wrong country/continent . . .

It is important to acknowledge the big mistake of lumping several nations into one big putrid quagmire of prejudice, avarice, hypocrisy, malevolence and narrow mindedness known as Nigeria. Unfortunately, a vast majority of Nigerians are hypocrites and irresponsible enthusiasts who would look 'the other way' and roll in their imaginary bed of roses, taking a whiff of burning corpse on the side (innocent victim of ethnic cleansing) while swearing in the name of God they are simply inhaling a glorious cologne from the Kingdom of France.

They vehemently scream "One Nigeria for Life!!!!" to the detriment of their lungs while harboring the vilest contempt for other ethnic groups, most of whom they've never met. Anyone who has a divergent view is labeled a tribalist/bigot/separatist/slowpoke/myopic and other derogatory terms too numerous to mention. Nairaland is a good testimony that the so called ''new generation'' is more hopeless than our ancestors. We don't lift a finger unless an incident "affects the price of gari in the market". . .or knocks on our door.

Whether you like it or not,, whether you want to admit openly (for fear of being labeled tribalist/separatist/bigot). . . the abomination that is Nigeria has many solutions, but let me highlight the two that are most relevant to the thread:

Either we use our diversity/population as our strength and coexist as one, in peace and harmony, without fear of prejudice, malevolence and ethnic cleansing or go our separate ways.



Screaming "One Nigeria for Life!" as the ONLY solution is a big fallacy and does not in any way make you any better than someone screaming "Secession Right Now!", I believe it makes you a big delirious fraudulent hypocrite for refusing to acknowledge there is something wrong with Nigeria, even when a series of unfortunate incidents stare you in the face almost on a daily basis.

Thanks for the answer. I thought the first one was appropriate.

Deepzone, go to Bayelsa and tell them OBJ did nothing wrong in Odi, that he was merely doing his job for the sake of national security. If you come back with your head on your shoulder, I will give you $3 M. . . sheesh. Call a spade a spade and forget about whether it is your uncle that is in the line of 'fire'.

I am waiting to see you defend IBB and Ibori. . .

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=183326.msg2943863#msg2943863 date=1224024404]Physically he's always been ugly.
even in that picture.
But God would have helped him if he had a good heart.
the older he got,the meaner he got and the  more money he stole,the more he stole,the uglier he got[/quote]And he lived up to his glorious name "Olisiego Obulusonjo" to the end.

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=183326.msg2943793#msg2943793 date=1224023187]My brother na wa!
who is uglier?
There is no African alive that's uglier than obulusonjo.
Prove it![/quote]I gave up a long time ago. Imagine my dismay when as a last resort I went to the Bronx zoo. . . all the apes were light years ahead of Olisiego, inwardly and outwardly . . . I mean. . . that was my last option to prove all the OBJ naysayers wrong. . .  

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=183326.msg2943664#msg2943664 date=1224020896]
my aunt used to called him
Olisie ego unu  (olusegun)
obulu so njo   (Obasanjo)

If you speak Igbo this is hialarious for non Igbo speakers
Olisie ego unu means "after chopping your money"
obulu so n jo means    "he'll become uglier than ever"[/quote]   Usually, a man compensates for his physical ugliness with  commendable character, but Olisiego Obulusonjo's  physical wugliness is the impeccable reflection of his inner ooglayness. . . sheesh! Round the clock fugliness that defies the world of plastic surgery. . . Enwe Imoka is more handsome in my book

DeepZone:
Should he be found guilty assuming he is innocent just to prove we are making progress?

ODI GENOCIDE alone qualifies him for the gallows. . . Olusegun Obusonjo is guilty of genocide, murder, theft, racketeering and every vice known and unknown to man. He is GUILTY until proven innocent (which is very impossible in a NORMAL country).

Fhemmmy:
Electricity : This has never worked since I was born,

All in all grade to Nigeria facilities will the F - (Minus F)

ROTFLOL!!!!!

Classic!