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Eziachi:
Good idea my backside!
After leaving Nigeria, you want another cheating, cunning marriage again? Over our dead body. This time every man to his own, whatever any new nation has, let him learn how to manage it.
We are constantly reminded how you lot has glorious history of empires, but once anything break-up is mentioned, scheming of all sorts of new marriage  will start.
What is wrong, you being on your own?
After joining hand with the north to kill millions of us for the same purpose you are now advocating, you wants us to join you in another crooked mini-Nigeria. God forbid. You guys really think that we are fools in Biafra.
Chineke Ekwela

Nwanne jirikwe nwayoo ka ofe roro aro zue onye obuna        The highlighted is not applicable to me, considering my father was a Biafran Officer.


I have never been evasive in my perception of Nigeria; an abominable colonial contraption, the most artificial country on the planet, the country with the largest concentration of dubious spineless hypocrites who want to go to haven without embracing the reality of death (I am not excluding myself here). In a nutshell, we are in this cesspit because we chose to. It is not about the "elites'', unless someone is telling me the so called elites "holding us down" were imported from another universe. However, the situation is not entirely hopeless because we have options.

We can pretend everything is smooth, embrace the status quo and vehemently repress those who cry for change. We can be honest and admit things are not working and figure a way out this stifling quagmire of retrogression and despondency or we can split up and go our separate ways, even if it means splitting into 10 countries or more (To your tents oh Israel). These are options and it is up to us to decide which way to steer the bus.

Mekusxyz:
An ideal workable option:

Republic of southern Nigeria with capital in Benin (reasonably central and devoid of domination by the two major ethnic groups in the south)
Regional capitals in Enugu, Ibadan and Calabar
Regional economic capitals in Lagos, Onitsha/Nnewi and Port Harcourt
Rotational presidency after 2 terms of 3 years. To be constitutionalized
Dead or incapacitated president to be replaced by person from same region (to be contitutionalized)
No states: three regions only-SW,SS and SE (or whetever)
Each region can divide their region as they deem fit. No federal allocation to sub-divisions, however.
50%-75% resource control; 50%-25% to the fed govt.
no quota system in employment and educational opportunities

This is actually a good idea. Very workable. Any "South Nigeria" with the capital in Igbo or Yoruba dominated area is unacceptable (No room for the condescending WAZOBIA nonsense). Also like Sapeleguy stated, you only get 5 yrs to make a difference, after that you have to step aside, no more "second term" . The name "Nigeria" should be dropped and replaced with something else, as long as it has no connection to Igbo or Yoruba.

9tLecturer:
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Bub, that's a slippery slope right there. I guess Softimage, Lightwave, Houdini, Maya, Modo and C4D have been stuck in the stone age.

I will not die for Nigeria, since I do not believe it is a real country in the right sense of the word. I don't give a damn about England. It is USA for me, as simple as that.

Una no want One Nigeria again ? Anyways, Una Good morning oooo.

This must be some twisted sick joke.

koolchicco:
Lwkm

Bros, It had better not be Nibo abeg. Let it remain Arochukwu!

So you're nwa Nibo eh? Don't worry Nibo folks are experts in eating "Igba Achi". . . that rock solid Igbo delicacy that leaves you screaming like a woman in labour when you go to take a dump. . .

Uche2nna:
I know it is hard to laff in times like this but this is funny  

And why Arochukwu?  

It was just an expression, could be Nibo or Uwani but you get the picture.

ezeagu:

That's Nigeria's fraudulent census at work.

Princek12:
I have never met an Ibo Muslim. But if anyone thinks an Ibo Muslim will not fight a Jihad is delusional. This Islam folks view the world in a different lens than the rest of us, which means that they will support their religion by all costs including but not limited to fighting a Jihad.

The only Igbo man who will genuinely blow himself up in the name of Mohamad is the one abandoned in the bush on the day of his birth and raised by Islamic nut jobs.

This argument is better left for the day a hundred  jihadists will be sent on a holy mass murder , only for 95 to show up. The missing 5 jihadist will be somewhere in Arochukwu helping themselves to juicy bowls of nkwobi and a keg of fresh palm wine.

Aloy~Emeka:
It means 99.9 % of muslims from igbo lineage are fake ones. Just send them on a jihad and see whether they will not throw that turban into the bush. Anyone who thinks an igbo man will genuinely fight for Mohammed must be delusional.

Chineke God of Saudi Arabia!!!!    

Sheik Josephat Titus Mutallib Ahmadibajad Okafor. . .

~Sauron~:
Y[b]ou guys are not serious. Are you really suggesting there are real terrorists in Nigeria?[/b]
Letz face it. . . . . .Suicide bombers woulda hugged Yaradua in the last independence day. . . .That would be more heroic than taking a firecracker on a jumbo plane.

That was my initial reaction, I nearly fell out of the window at the thought of a Nigerian suicide bomber. . . completely out of place and very hilarious. Nothing can convince a Nigerian to blow himself apart, not even the prospect of eternal or*gie[/b]s with 72 sexually frustrated virgins.

Now if it is a deed that guarantees endless [b]or#gies on earth, in flesh and blood. . . now you are talking, as long as it does not involve even the loss of a strand of hair.

What's with the censor on this site? Sheesh!!!

What a ''glorious" Christmas for Nigerians in the US

ijeoma2619:
they are now showing re-runs i guess they are waiting for more information

We will never see/hear the last of this. This is going to be a heavily "spiced" story with extra chicken to boot.

FL Gators:
But with us, we just have to make the big news.

Atleast Tiger Woods is now free from the news and gossips

LMAO!!! He must be thanking the Nigerian Al-Qaedalistic slowpoke.

davidylan:
I think the award must go to Sudan.

He cant even find his president and you blame him? Spare the poor bloke.

But Somali's been ''representing'' very well on both land sea  

FL Gators:
Who cares about European and Whites?

Does Nigeria have to be the first African country to be linked to terrorists?

I believe Somali has taken care of that award for us. . . I could be wrong though

davidylan:
Anyone who cant stomach racist anti-Obama comments (from Americans praying fervently for a terrorist attack on the US as an avenue to undermine the Obama presidency) should not read the WSJ comments on this story.

That's more like wishing death and destruction upon yourself just to poke a finger at your enemy. Obviously, racial antagonism clouds one's sense of judgment.

Oh boy. . . it is open season for Nigeria. the racists are having a field day. . . they always have to rope Obama in their asinine argument.



WASHINGTON (Dec. 25) -- A Northwest Airlines passenger from Nigeria, who said he was acting on al-Qaida's instructions, tried to blow up the plane Friday as it was landing in Detroit, law enforcement and national security officials said.

http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/fireworks-set-off-aboard-commercial-flight/19294161?ncid=webmaildl1

Andy Uba winning any credible election in Anambra State? It will be easier for Osama Bin Laden to become the mayor of New York.

0hsisi:
LOL
all those 419 alhajis in owerri central mosque
maybe one of their offsprings have decided to move into a higher realm

ROTFLOL!!!

Like Alhaji Talib Ben-Mutalib Abdallahu  Janta-Kabool Nwachukwu ?

They just won't let us have this Christmas. . .

0hsisi:
Wait till they find out his real name is Emeka

Tufiakwa!!!!! God Forbid. Chineke napu Ekwensu Ike. . .

0hsisi:
Where is Yaradua to speak on our behalf?

You may have to be specific when you type "Yaradua". . . there are many of them, the one performing ''lesser Hajj"  and the rest. . .

Becomerich, I hope you are not trying to irritate us with your mapographical proclamation of " Join Benin Republic or die trying". This is a very disturbing situation. Please, spare us the excruciating pain and agony of Mapography.

ezeagu:
It's probably not, the same Yoruba muslim's with Christmas trees in their house?   Plus Yoruba muslims always get a Yoruba name.

Yep, Yoruba Muslims are very progressive. They remind me of some of the progressive Muslims from Senegal that I have mingled with over here.

@ ROSSIKE, it is easy to call people dumb because they expressed disgust over the deplorable acts of their country men, but what some of us do not understand is that most these people have experienced and endured the most excruciating embarrassment, harassment and inflammation in the hands of those who can not grasp that a man is not supposed to bear the consequences of another man's transgressions.

Unfortunately, that is the way the cookie crumbles. It is not a very pretty picture but most of us have made peace with that painful and unfortunate concept. We may not wear the green white or paint our shoes/hats/faces/clothes etc with the same color, but we are quick to reveal our nationality to those who care to know. People have different ways of dealing with the situation, you simply have to chose your poison and let others do same.

@ Akeemos, let's not muddle things up with conspiracy theories. In 2001, some Nigerian Muslims were almost dancing unclothed for the glorious work of the warriors of Allah who have killed the bloody "American infidels". Some Nigerian Muslim nut jobs hacked down fellow citizens over a silly cartoon from another planet. The examples are endless.  

I don't think it is far fetched to say Nigeria is an Al-Qaeda nest to some extent.

Well, I may have to take a break from wearing native attire (not that I was doing that ) just in case someone mistakes me for Nigerian-Taliban. . .

he who ditches the native attire lives to see another day where he can drink a glass of palm wine and shout "This is the bomb" without causing a stampede. . .