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bluefilm:
// Very very hilarious.

// The ones I liked most is the one about the bitch that told the programmer to stop using " ; " and then she gets kicked out!

// That's good for her!

// What will be programming if not for " ; " ?

// And then, the other one about the programmer who got confused with his wife's IF THEN statement and ended up with SIX cartons of milk!!!

// The exception handler guy is simply out of this world!!!

// I pity his partner because all the seduction-EXCEPTIONS she THREW at him were really handled with the perfect blanket CATCH statements!

You like semi-colons? Boilerplates make me go mad!

God bless Python and Kotlin

TheManOfTheYear:
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Front page. Well, only the initiated shall have a good laugh

Sorry others

Only a matter of time before China takes full ownership of Nigeria. Considering the amount of loans we take from them

DriggityDre:

I swear I love dynamically typed languages.

cyndy1000:
Congratulations to her.
Pregnancy looks great on her.

How does pregnancy look great on a woman?
It doesn't.

I once got in a debate on whether pregnancy was physiological or pathological. I was on the side of it being pathological.

iCode2:
@ Bolded
Well, thank God you found the path you enjoy. That zest keeps you going.

I haven't done coding for a week + now though I'm almost done with basics. I had some difficulty with Functions especially when answering some exercise questions. Did it give you a tough time?

Functions can look a bit confusing but it's simple. Think of it like a packaging for codes you'd like to use several times. Just keep at it, you'll get the hang of it in no time

iCode2:
Yea, I think so too. You get to use what you're learning which makes it exciting.

You're building an android game? That's great! You got your hands on java? Or can you build on android studio with Python?

You know, I considered building an app for fun and it led me to learning Java. So I'm basically learning Java and Android, while building the app.

I know I might come across as a bit of a scatterbrain but bro, at this stage in my life I just want to do something I enjoy I had thought that would be web dev but turns out I find solace and satisfaction in mobile Looking to go from Android to iOS but one step at a time

I still use python at work though. How's it going at your end?

Brukx:
This Android studio I've been hearing of. Is it some kind of tool or high level language?

It's a tool not a high level language. Lol

It's an IDE(like pycharm, VS code etc) specifically made for developing Android apps. Compatible with Java, Kotlin and maybe C++. Also comes with an emulator, like a virtual Android phone where you can test run your app while developing it.

It requires a large memory space, so it won't run, or would be painfully slow on a 4gb laptop. Except, maybe you want to use your Android phone for testing and ditch the emulator. But the emulator is great for testing your app on different Android versions.

iCode2:
I'm yet to use it sha. I saw someone on twitter upload a video of a game she created through the book.

I've looked at it. I think it's a great and engaging way to learn programming concepts by building games.

I'm building a 2D Android game app right now on Android studio. It's engaging, stimulating and fun. It's more fun than web development and data science. Lol.

ednut1:
blacks are not the only ones getting killed. Seems wailing and victims mentality is in our dna.

You can't look at the figures as it is. Look at the percentage per population size of each race, before screaming victim mentality.

iCode2:
Grandlord

Have you seen the book 'Invent your own computer game with Python' by AI Sweigart?

No bro. I haven't. How's it like?

Nigeria sha

paul100:
She never said he will not get girl to Bleep.She said the girls the man want are just there for the money and a time will come that the man will not have time or energy for sex again and then it will be too last.At 75 maybe,he will be alone sitting in a big house looking at himself in the mirror.

Fortunately, sex isn't the only good thing in life. There's a beautiful, amazing world out there to explore. You can't get enough of it, even in a hundred lifetimes

Naija246:
most of these studies are propaganda in disguise.
in the real world, married men are more depressed, work more and are generally unhappy.

They are also easier to manipulate by employers since they have more to loose if they don't bring home the bacon.
A singles man's needs aren't much so you can't really manipulate him to work himself to death contrast that with a father with 3 kids and a wife to feed, such men will jump through hoops just to provide for their family.

PragerU published a video four years ago that was obviously propaganda encouraging men to marry, the backlash they got wasn't funny at all.
Men are wising up!! Especially men from the western world


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvfHnZMcOY

I'm a lazy ass who loves to enjoy life without a worry. I look at people who are miserable in marriage and wonder why they even tried. Why have a wife and kids if they're going to make you so old and stressed out. Maybe I'm weird, but I just wanna be happy

Naija246:
the biggest mistake in my opinion is to even consider marriage

Guys should know that you will enjoy your life far better when you are single than when married.
Being single affords you the luxury of:
-developing new skills
-saving a chunk of what you earn
-it affords you the opportunity to travel more.
-you will age slower(due to less stress)
Etc
The benefits of single life for a man far outweighs the pros of being married.
We men are doing Women a HUGE!! favor by marrying them.

guys, don't let any lady sell you the idea that marriage benefits you.. it's a scam!!
Marriage benefits Women not men!!
Hoard your ring!!

Man like me

Life is too short to put yourself under stress. Do what makes you happy. If it's marriage, go for it. If it's staying single and carefree, be my guest

iCode2:
Thank you sir.

No dey whine me

Where did you get the exercises from, please?

iCode2:
I see where I missed it. Thanks a lot, it worked!

Good. You're doing well

crownedrookie:
Bros read from page 152 dey come. No go dey drink water ooo. U go just choke

No be small drama!

NkShallom:
Cakephp aka Zeratech, please don't cry , dont allow this pple make you cry o, I know you have been busted, buh don't cry, you hear . Oya come to mummy

crownedrookie:
Zeratech dey spell am well make the coward dey get all the mentions. Shey the im.becile say na NL mentions go make money full him account? He go turn Jeff Bezos today for the matter
Grandlord your ancestors no go forgive u if u miss this one.
ILeg.end. E get wetin dey happen to your best friend for here. Come see

Choi!

The young man is a psychopath. He needs help urgently

iCode2:
Hello guys
Quick one: Which is the better option to go for (a noob)

Option 1 - 4gb RAM, 500GB hdd, core i5 --> #80k - #90k
Option 2 - 8GB RAM, 500GB hdd, core i7 --> #100k - #110k

I know option 2 is of a higher quality but do I really need all that as a noob?

Cc: Grandlord
Bu...nnae
Crownedro..okie
Mountain..View
Lordp..eckxy
Eji..od
Codeigni..ter
And all

Depends on your budget. But as you said, option 2 is better. You might need it for something 'heavier' in the future. Buy once and never worry about it again.

The age doesn't matter, really. At least for a man. What matters is whether you are mentally mature enough to deal with the responsibilities that come with marriage and starting a family.

Liposure:
Y 30 sir

It depends on your life experience, really. But at 30 you should've known enough to make you confident in the way you carry yourself and the way you deal with the world. From life choices to decision-making.

30 man, 30

EasterDell:
The Wike is a he goat!

After bouncing up and down locking up everyone. He will soon lift the lockdown like he released the 30 Mobil staff he arrested before.

He thinks he is the only mad man in Nigeria. People have fought military governments to stand still. Let alone an ordinary governor who doesn't even know the full meaning of covid19.

After watching CNN he jumps up and starts signing orders to lockdown.

Good God!

I will go to Rivers State and buy trouble.

That craze Wike dey find he will see it.

I like this guy.

People like us we like to fight for our rights. Who fear help? If na die, we ready to die. Abi who wan live forever before?

bukatyne:
More like people can masturbate all thru want: the consequences are in them.

Sex with someone else apart from your lawfully married wife/husband is a sin.

You are either with someone's wife, someone's husband, someone's daughter or someone's son.

I'd forgive a goodhearted pro.stitute over a deceitful, wicked and an inhumane person. Jesus would, too. Such a person is the devil you people are looking for but can't find. But you're quick to condemn pros.titutes and the randy men.

Nigerians aren't generally good to each other so I'm not surprised. The world would be better if the only sin were sexual immorality.

bukatyne:
No Replacement for sexual sin.

Leave it there.

Really? I don't agree.

Sexual sin is a sin against yourself. That's on you. But when you stand on oath and lie, to hurt an innocent person, that needs a hot, sweet and appeasing vengeance.

Have you ever been wrongly accused? How did that feel?
How would it feel if someone raises a false alarm that you stole something, just to get you lynched?

People can fvck all they want. The consequences are on them. Most Nigerians take sex too seriously but na we born pass. Hypocritical fronting.

Gwagone:
Baring False witness is the sin that crys for vengeance the most

Sexual immorality should be replaced with this.

What's the use of their billions if they can't come together to provide uninterrupted power, clean roads, water, world-class schools and hospitals in the town of their origin? Or at least get into politics to effect positive changes or site businesses in their home town to create jobs for their people?

Most Nigerians are clowns.

Cakephp you've been proven wrong

Great job, my man. This really is encouraging

This is React native and Nodejs I guess?