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Programming / Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by Grandlord: 5:30pm On Mar 07, 2020
lymelyte:
I know but what about the certifications most providers offer like microsoft certified
Wow. Cool.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Cameroon Records First Case Of Deadly Virus by Grandlord: 4:01pm On Mar 06, 2020
InvertedHammer:
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In 2019, US recorded about 15000 death from flu while about 280,000 were hospitalized for it.

In 2020, so far we have 3412 deaths, 100,678 cases and 55,991 recovered globally from Coronavirus.Globally? Yes!

In other words, flu virus was more deadly in USA alone than Coronavirus has been globally. Why all the fearmongering? I still point to financial markets and wealth-redistribution which happens approximately every 10 years. The noise about Coronavirus is not worth it. New World Order agenda is in progress. When the dust settles, we shall know what they have up their sleeves.

If you have enough equity, load up when the stock market crashes.

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Though I dislike conspiracy theories, for some absurd reasons, I like this comment.

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Programming / Re: Programming Is Not Fun And To Make It Fun by Grandlord: 3:55pm On Mar 06, 2020
Cakephp:
My advice: use the next 1-2yrs to build your portfolio.
Can I get a link to your repo?
Romance / Re: Is She Blackmailing Me? by Grandlord: 10:24am On Mar 06, 2020
proclinician:
She wad menstruating and you were inserting fingers and penls. Omo mehhnnn.

I puked in a trash barrel as i read this.
Disgusting, my man. You know sex feels good and women are beautiful and all but when I read graphic sh1t like this, it sort of puts me off of any sexual attractions for like a month when I might have forgotten about these graphic details I read. Jesus knows I can't deal with the sight, smell or thoughts of women's business. It would surely set me on a path to celibacy. Lol.

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Programming / Re: Ideas For Projects For My Portfolio by Grandlord: 9:22am On Mar 06, 2020
OP you can as well open a repository on GitHub where you can upload your projects on to and share the link whenever you wanna show anyone projects and web applications you've built. Just make sure they are unique, creative projects.

I'm currently working on an algorithm and machine learning project that would predict certain cool stuff I don't wanna share until completed. Ideas abound, my man.

I remember you were one of those who started learning at about the same time I did. Cheers to your hardwork and dedication mate. We keep pushing on. cool

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Programming / Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by Grandlord: 12:05am On Mar 05, 2020
Priwillo:



U build beautiful and functional Android and ios apps at once. With one codebase. Have a Google search
Yeah I know. It's a hybrid. I was only asking about the experience using it, compared to say, React native.
Travel / Re: How Did You Feel The First Day You Travelled Abroad? by Grandlord: 7:31am On Mar 04, 2020
lefulefu:
wen u never comot for naija u will think the whole world is like nigeria cheesy.even the bananas here are different.unlike the bananas is nigeria that have black yellow appearance the ones here are just yellow and spotless cheesy.one thing they have here that we lack in nigeria is fruits cheesy and lots of it cheesy.i heard right now in nigeria its very very hot..over here the weather is cool and it even showered today
Sounds like paradise. The beautiful fruits, the clement weather, the ocean. cool
Travel / Re: How Did You Feel The First Day You Travelled Abroad? by Grandlord: 7:30am On Mar 04, 2020
lefulefu:
wen u never comot for naija u will think the whole world is like nigeria cheesy.even the bananas here are different.unlike the bananas is nigeria that have black yellow appearance the ones here are just yellow and spotless cheesy.one thing they have here that we lack in nigeria is fruits cheesy and lots of it cheesy.i heard right now in nigeria its very very hot..over here the weather is cool and it even showered today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 0) On 3rd March 2020 by Grandlord: 4:23am On Mar 04, 2020
posty56:
lol that line is from drake song
Sure. Cheers mate. cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 0) On 3rd March 2020 by Grandlord: 11:00pm On Mar 03, 2020
Lalas247:
I'm.upset goodnight sad angry angry
I'm upset. Fifty thousand on my head is disrespect...
Health / Re: Maurice Iwu: 'We Have Found Cure For Coronavirus' by Grandlord: 3:05pm On Mar 03, 2020
thesicilian:

This is the only one of this kind of comments I'll reply, and the only time I'll do so
I've seen many comments like yours, people like you who think they know what they are talking about based on information they get from social media and their grandparents without really knowing anything. In order to sound intelligent they end up making a fool of themselves because half-education can sometimes be worse than no education.
That the Corona group of viruses have been in existence for ages does not mean that they are all the same. Every new strain is a new virus, belonging to a group does not remove from you the qualities that make you unique and different from others. A single genetic mutation is all it takes to convert a seemingly benign organism to a more deadly one capable of causing fatalities on a global scale. That is part of the reason this particular strain of Corona virus is referred to as novel (novel in this case means new or unusual) and has to be renamed COVID-19 because it was discovered in December 2019.
Please learn to study in-depth whatever you read, and even when you think you know something others do not, try to pass your message along without being condescending or downright insulting.
No point replying that young man myself. You've given him the necessary education. cool

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Health / Re: Maurice Iwu: 'We Have Found Cure For Coronavirus' by Grandlord: 5:37pm On Mar 02, 2020
How did your team, 5 years ago, replicate the genetic components of a virus only discovered 3-4 months ago?

Are you implying you created the virus? grin

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Programming / Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by Grandlord: 10:56pm On Feb 29, 2020
Priwillo:
After my mobile app development journey with flutter, I am learning data science. Your thread has motivated me
How's Flutter like?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Having Difficult Times Securing A Job, Or Need A Side Hustle? Check This Out! by Grandlord: 8:55pm On Feb 23, 2020
Cakephp:

I understand. But people are already cooking up tricks on how to bypass the system and retrieve questions(when questions are not available).

Nothing wey naija people no fit cast o..
shocked grin grin
Health / Re: Woman Plays Violin As Surgeons Operate On Her Brain In London Hospital by Grandlord: 8:28pm On Feb 22, 2020
shocked

Looks like something out of Grey's Anatomy or House MD. Super cool. cool

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Romance / Re: A Picture Of A Dog’s Mouth Between A Lady’s Leg, Has Got People Talking by Grandlord: 8:31am On Feb 22, 2020
0KNM:
By opening their mouths and sticking their tongues in...
[img]https://media1./images/01a852f901cf03b1872ceef0aeb17478/tenor.gif?itemid=14948407[/img]
Okay then. grin grin
Romance / Re: A Picture Of A Dog’s Mouth Between A Lady’s Leg, Has Got People Talking by Grandlord: 8:07am On Feb 22, 2020
Disgusting. I mean how do grown men even eat pussy? These unorthodox sexual practices are unhygienic and emasculating, really.

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Crime / Re: Youths Fight Over Girls In Cross River, One Dead, Many Wounded by Grandlord: 8:03pm On Feb 16, 2020
Illiterates.

Why would I go fighting over another human who breathes, eats and sh1ts like me? angry
Romance / Re: . by Grandlord: 12:20pm On Feb 15, 2020
Enjoy the moment my man. cool
Romance / Re: Always Play Music During Sex by Grandlord: 12:17pm On Feb 15, 2020
Mazigabriel:
I discovered this sometime ago, I switched on my music and was enjoying with my babe and I discovered that I lasted longer.I tried it again and thesame thing happened.
The reason is the music will help distract you from thinking a lot about orgasm and the sex which makes you last longer on bed.
Try it as well to confirm.

I do this every time. Not for the reasons you stated though. I do it for the memory. You know just like smell, music leaves lasting memories.

Sometimes when I get to hear a particular song playing, which I had played one time during romance, it takes me back to the moments I enjoyed and I feel like I'm living in the moment. Believe me, it is surreal. cool

I've had several songs like that which remind me vividly of the different wonderful women I've been with and the amazing times we shared. wink

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Romance / Re: Pantless Abby Zeus Opens Her Legs Wide To Celebrates Valentine's Day (+18photos) by Grandlord: 1:00am On Feb 15, 2020
Ooh la la! shocked
Romance / Re: Marriage: I need a Wife and a Soul mate by Grandlord: 9:35am On Feb 14, 2020
Yuneehk:

That was far from being nice. He probably read it as "I don't mind". Man's confused.
Well I thought she was nice and polite, which is something many young Nigerian women need to learn and practice. Declining an offer shouldn't be a war you know?
Romance / Re: Marriage: I need a Wife and a Soul mate by Grandlord: 9:06am On Feb 14, 2020
0KNM:
He still wouldn’t understand. Tell him straight ‘you don’t want to take it off here’

All these subtle NOs no dey work grin
grin

The young woman got me confused. I actually didn't phrase my question as "do you mind?" to which her reply would've been clearer if that were the case. cool
Romance / Re: Marriage: I need a Wife and a Soul mate by Grandlord: 7:02pm On Feb 13, 2020
makydebbie:


Lol, please I really do mind.
This reply is a bit confusing as relates the question I asked. Put it in clearer terms if you would? cool
Romance / Re: Marriage: I need a Wife and a Soul mate by Grandlord: 11:36am On Feb 13, 2020
makydebbie:



Lol okay, sorry then.
It's faux locks.
What do you say, we discuss more on faux locs and other interests, away from here?
Programming / Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by Grandlord: 11:20am On Feb 13, 2020
wisdomremz:
just wanted to drop this
if you are a beginner and willing to start a career in data science without any skill, you should start with excel then sql..

if you prefer videos for training in details

you can get full trainings on excel and sql server from beginner to advance in details from YouTube below;

1) for excel- watch *excelisfun* YouTube channel cover all you need from beginner to advance and also using excel for data analysis


2) for sql server- watch *kudvenkat* youtube channel covers all about sql server from beginner to advance its quite long(winks)



with this you're 30% covered in data science..



I love video tutorial cos you watch Wat is taught been put in use and you can perform simultaneously, books can be used for references.
Nice one. cool

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Romance / Re: Marriage: I need a Wife and a Soul mate by Grandlord: 10:59am On Feb 13, 2020
makydebbie:


Faux locks lol.
Just say you want to know who's me among the girls.

It's interesting that you think so. wink

Well I already know you. I remember I enquired about the name of a printed clothing you wore sometime ago and you told me it's called Kente and we went on to have a conversation about it. cool
Romance / Re: Marriage: I need a Wife and a Soul mate by Grandlord: 10:37am On Feb 13, 2020
makydebbie:


Oh its your spec and you've your reasons for it so I can't tweak it for you.
Hey what's the name of your hairstyle again? smiley
Gaming / Re: EARN N5,000 WEEKLY By Watching Videos On Youtube Channel by Grandlord: 9:53pm On Feb 08, 2020
bunnae:
@ Grandlord
You can take it down now. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Having Difficult Times Securing A Job, Or Need A Side Hustle? Check This Out! by Grandlord: 6:27pm On Feb 08, 2020
sampatdikachi:
Thank you so much, OP. Registered and got contacted via mail for the English test on the ninth day. Got a 100 and I proceeded to taking the stem and business test. It was a bit difficult but since I needed only 4 points, I answered the ones I knew and I got 7.13.

Well, since some of us must have forgotten high school Maths, Physics and Chemistry, here's the answers I chose:
Maths
2.C
6.A

Chemistry
1.A

Physics
3.A
5.E

BUSINESS QUESTIONS (No. 12)
12.1 A
12.2 D
12.3 B
12.4 B

This should help us scale the stem hurdle. wink Since this is a temporary side hustle, May God help us with better Jobs. Amen. cool
Baddest guy! I did hit a hundred as well. cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Having Difficult Times Securing A Job, Or Need A Side Hustle? Check This Out! by Grandlord: 4:23pm On Feb 08, 2020
bunnae:

I have forgotten the email I used to open this account. I will give you a mention on a dead thread with my number.
Fine.

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