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Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Grandmeister(m): 3:55pm On Nov 10, 2022
Much ado about nothing. The op might even be less than 5 minute man but put 5 minute up there to reduce the severity of his matter lol. Be that as it may, 5 minutes if penetration is not even that bad. The average duration of penetrative sex is 7 minutes. Anybody who tells you he can stay inside of a woman for 30 minutes is just straight up capping! If indeed you can last up to 5 minutes then you need not worry. Just improve your pre-intimacy and MouthAction..combo that with 5 minutes of penetration and you’re good to go.

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Politics / Re: Margaret Obi Storms Abia State(photos) by Grandmeister(m): 3:40pm On Nov 10, 2022
highchief1:
if we trace ur monika u r gone.don’t joke with everything bro
You’re not just an idiot but a hypocrite. You didn’t see the initial comment he quoted abi?

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Family / Re: What Happens To The Babies Born In Baby Factories by Grandmeister(m): 12:30pm On Nov 10, 2022
Realists:



The bitter truth is that, even before the European slave traders transfered the evil spirit into the Mkpurumiri addicts. It's on record that they have been cannibalizing on babies flesh as a special delicacy.
We can't deny the fact that Baby factories have come to stay, since both the church & government have choosen to turn a blind eye, to this devilish economic boom.
We were just reading insightful summations from mynd44 only for this cretin to come onboard with another infantile ranting. I miss the days before 2013 on this forum.

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Celebrates 8 Nigerians Who Won Elections In US by Grandmeister(m): 6:10pm On Nov 09, 2022
zionstaar75:
I can't waste my energy typing to answer u that's the waste
Of course, doing so will only expose your sham of an education the more.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Midterms: 8 Nigerian-Americans Win Seats. Buhari Congratulates Them by Grandmeister(m): 6:08pm On Nov 09, 2022
adams123:
Where are the over sabi easterners on the list.?? Just be claiming I too know whilst they know nothing. Thank God the elections is between Atiku & Tinubu
Keep fighting yourselves thinking you’re in competition with the easterners. When it comes to population you say Hausas are more but in that list there was none and yet there was an Igbo person there. Last time I checked Nigeria had over TWO HUNDRED ethnic groups and they are well represented in America. But as usual, anything to try and measure your tiny dyks with the easterners.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Midterms: 8 Nigerian-Americans Win Seats. Buhari Congratulates Them by Grandmeister(m): 6:04pm On Nov 09, 2022
trutharena:


Is that why you are supporting a very young 60+ year old man for president?

You are also part of the cursed citizens, don’t you think so?
Mudafuka trying to detract from the point. It pricks your dead conscience because you’re supporting an octogenarian with nervous disorders back here in. Nigeria while hailing young vibrant Nigerians in the diaspora. Fvcking hypocrites.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Midterms: 8 Nigerian-Americans Win Seats. Buhari Congratulates Them by Grandmeister(m): 6:01pm On Nov 09, 2022
Collins4u1:
see how. young they are.
if it's here old crooked men will die on top seat.
cursed nation with cursed citizens
Because young foolish men help to prop them up. The old men can’t do nada if the young men don’t allow it.

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Celebrates 8 Nigerians Who Won Elections In US by Grandmeister(m): 5:56pm On Nov 09, 2022
zionstaar75:
meanwhile na only one if them be igbo
Because only Igbo and Yoruba are in America out of over 200 ethnic groups in Nigeria abi? Your education is a waste.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Celebrates 8 Nigerians Who Won Elections In US by Grandmeister(m): 5:53pm On Nov 09, 2022
gypsey:
It is bizzare how they ussually wins in America, where elections are free and fair but not in their own so called Naigeria. It is also bizzare that they ussually wins in America some of them claims to be a racist country, it is bizzare that they are all young and includes females, unlike in their zoo country Naigeria where old bald headed corrupt thieves are winning
Here you have cantankerous old men like Dino becoming a senator, ikpeazu the glutton becoming a governor, and an old octogenarian with nervous disorder wanting to become president. And these same Nigerians will queue behind them hoping for crumbs to fall from their tables.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Celebrates 8 Nigerians Who Won Elections In US by Grandmeister(m): 5:49pm On Nov 09, 2022
sonature1:
Nigerians are hypocrites. When Nigerians win elections elsewhere, you celebrate them.

But when a fellow Nigerian wants to contest for an elective position in another state, you tell him or her to return to their state of origin.
You will start hearing “Igbo man can never be president” by buffoons like leodeking, seunmsg tinubuadvocate and the rest of the coven members. But yourbas and Igbos went to another man’s land across the sea and won elections. These guys breathe, dine and wine on hate and hypocrisy.

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Celebrates 8 Nigerians Who Won Elections In US by Grandmeister(m): 5:45pm On Nov 09, 2022
salbis:
Perhaps, If these people were to be in Nigeria, the probability of them becoming ward Councilors would have been very slim.
It will be next to impossible because they wouldn’t dole out ill gotten cash to urchins. They can’t compete with a bullion van baron to woo delegates. This country was set up to fail from its inception.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Celebrates 8 Nigerians Who Won Elections In US by Grandmeister(m): 5:43pm On Nov 09, 2022
Corrinthians:
Remember: Say no to tribalism. grin
You will claim these young and vibrant Nigerians in the diaspora but will come back home and vote for an old dullard like buhari and then go further ahead to campaign for a tinubu. You guys need serious soul searching.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Forfeited $460,000 To US Govt For Narcotics Trafficking - Paul Ibe by Grandmeister(m): 8:17pm On Nov 08, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Old expired news!


Telling people in 2022 that Adam was the one that ate the forbidden apple in Eden.

People need to be constantly reminded that a group of people from the SW are boldly supporting a well known and verified drug baron to become president. This part of history will never be swept aside.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Forfeited $460,000 To US Govt For Narcotics Trafficking - Paul Ibe by Grandmeister(m): 8:15pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bobloco:


These are facts been laid bare here, which is meant inform you to be aware of the kind of character you are urging on to become the president of Nigeria .....a Narcotic drug lord of the infamous Chicago drug cartel
And who told you he doesn’t know? Like minded criminals have a way of attracting each other.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Forfeited $460,000 To US Govt For Narcotics Trafficking - Paul Ibe by Grandmeister(m): 8:14pm On Nov 08, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
This is why I hate you eboes .your campaign have never be on base.
Very rich coming from a lead urchin like you. Do you even know what an issue based campaign looks like? Just package your senile drug baron in piece. Shameless group of people.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Forfeited $460,000 To US Govt For Narcotics Trafficking - Paul Ibe by Grandmeister(m): 8:09pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bobloco:
This is an undisputable fact


This is the man many(not all) yorubas are supporting to become the number one citizen of this country.when all this is done and dusted we will keep reminding them that they once supported a known drug baron to become president.

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Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 7:59pm On Nov 08, 2022
creolehunt:


I see you Einstein. Kindly explain why people get permits to hunt these same animals that aren't reared in commercial numbers even in your model West.
First those permits are granted for animals not in any danger of extinction. And there are seasons for such huntings too.
Politics / Re: Pa Adebanjo: At 94 I May Not Be Alive. U're The One To Suffer If You Vote Tinubu by Grandmeister(m): 7:52pm On Nov 08, 2022
OsunOriginal:


The same shameless old man has no other place to live apart from Lagos (Lekki) which Tinubu developed.
This same osun boy will come out tomorrow to claim he and his household have respect for elders in overflowing magnitude. Eye service respect tied to stomach infrastructure. This tinubu candidacy will expose many of you for who you all truly are.

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Politics / Re: Pa Adebanjo: At 94 I May Not Be Alive. U're The One To Suffer If You Vote Tinubu by Grandmeister(m): 7:49pm On Nov 08, 2022
Watched president Ruto of Kenya today on CNN..if you watched that man speak and clearly break down their progressive plans on green energy and their projections in lucid manner and then juxtapose such a leader and tinubu or even buhari then you will have a serious soul searching..:if you still have a soul that is.

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Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 7:46pm On Nov 08, 2022
creolehunt:


No be small "woke wannabe". He can kill and eat a cow, goat, dog, but not a hippo. Why? Because the white men said so
Because hippos are not bred in commercial numbers for fvck sake! I keep questioning the education you guys receive in Nigeria. No critical thinking at all…hippos have a longer gestation period too so even trying to rear them in commercial numbers isn’t ideal.

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Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 7:43pm On Nov 08, 2022
kingmsookwagh:
Come to think of the fact that I'm yet to physically see one.
Yet, these archaic humans are here making it go extinct.

Wahala...
When you tell Nigerians that elephants roamed the forests from the east to the west of the country they look at you in amazement. Some don’t even know that some elephants still exist today in Nigeria…because we have all but hunted them all out.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 7:41pm On Nov 08, 2022
osazsky:
so cuz they told u not to kill birds and its haram,to u it's normal..all of una nor get sense..na him make them package religion give una and he nor let una live..wat if on the last day those that did not kill wild animal and birds are sent to hell wat if jesus was from Africa but they turned him to white cuz they are whites..spits
You still don’t get it and you may never do. There are ducks for hunting, there are pigeons for hunting. You don’t just shoot down any bird you see because you want to. The kiwi was eradicated by the whites and till today they regret it. The Moa bird a cousin of the ostrich was also eradicated by man. I bet you may not even have heard or know what these birds looked like today.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 7:05pm On Nov 08, 2022
ElSudani:


The stupidity of some of these people is on a different scale.
I have kept saying it that the brand of education being dished out to Nigerians is a huge SCAM! Any education that doesn’t enable you think critically is a sham, doesn’t matter how many ABCD or 123 you can read and write.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 7:03pm On Nov 08, 2022
Angelfrost:


I think Germany is too far...

Kenya will lock up every one of those idiots including that mother and baby for this evil act!

Almost everything about Nigeria and Nigerians is a serious headache for the civilized world!
Was watching Kenya’s president speak today on the CNN. Very articulate and sound. His knowledge and grasp on green energy and how he lucidly explained their plans from now to 2028…you can’t watch that and then watch someone like buhari or tinubu and not have a serious soul searching.

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Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 6:59pm On Nov 08, 2022
iLegendd:
Must you follow what a white man does every time? If to say na Africans start to dey sleep with animals or kiss animals, you for say Africans are pigs, but since it was started by the whites, it's a good thing.

Follow the ones that make logical, financial and economical sense! Whites were like you hunting many animals into extinction centuries ago until they realised that those animals were no longer around. Do you have to make that same mistake?
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 6:57pm On Nov 08, 2022
Daviddson:
Are you saying there are no hunters in Germany? Go to YouTube and you'll see tonnes of videos of "white" people hunting. But Nairalanders like you would always wanna make it look like it's a Nigerian/African or poverty-induced thing.
In America you are given permits to hunt certain animals, wild hogs are frequently hunted in areas where their population is getting over the accepted threshold. You are not allowed to hunt animals in danger of extinction. A Nigerian like you carry this same mentality reach Canada kill bird jam deportation.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 6:53pm On Nov 08, 2022
ObosiUkwalla:


What you posted here shows nothing about extinction. Hippopotamus is NOT on the brink of extinction
Have you done any statistical study on the hippos situated in the water bodies of Nigeria? Na so una take kill off most of the elephants and leopards in Nigeria.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 6:51pm On Nov 08, 2022
souldeep:
And what makes you think whatever the white man adopt as a way of life is best for everybody around the globe?
Preservation of wildlife is DEFINITELY the best for everybody including you.
Science/Technology / Re: Massive Hippopotamus Killed In Lokoja by Grandmeister(m): 6:49pm On Nov 08, 2022
ObosiUkwalla:
Who told you op that hippo is on the brink of extinction?? Abeg suffery dey lie

Fyi, hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive animals out there and it kills humans more than lions do. If it's not killed, it will definitely kill humans in that location.
Why not just avoid it’s area of habitation then? Why do we have to kill it? By your wise reasoning we should kill off every lion, elephant, tigers, wolves etc. After all they can kill humans.

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Business / Re: Explosion At Government Line, Ọgbọ Ọgwụ Market, Onitsha. Many feared dead by Grandmeister(m): 4:23pm On Nov 08, 2022
BATified2023:
that was what nnamdi kanu called your father so no surprises
Atleast I get papa. Most of you urchins na born-thruway una be. Fatherless and rudderless vagabonds.

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Business / Re: Explosion At Government Line, Ọgbọ Ọgwụ Market, Onitsha. Many feared dead by Grandmeister(m): 4:20pm On Nov 08, 2022
BATified2023:
This is a very hard time to b an igbo like seriously,they have a very big problem but they don’t care they prefer to put mouth into wetin no b their own

As an Igbo

If soldier no kill u
Ebubeagu go kill u
Esn go kill u
Ipob go kill u
Ugm go kill u
Erosion go kill u
Explosion go kill u


No wonder they want to take over the same Lagos they call derogatory names by fire by thunder
I say this with my full chest..you are a bastard.

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