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Just passing

So many automobile-related inaccuracies in this long story. Don't even know where to start.

The writer is definitely not a gearhead.

Just passing.

Muddy18:
I don't need to drag anything with people like u, am sure that my money will get and refurbish that your Nissan altima. Have seen countless offers today when I went to see mechanics but have decided to save and go for tundra and d likes.

Loooooool

You really went after that Nissan guy with no hesitation, the guy sef shock.

Lexusgs430:
Just buy a saloon........ All this vehicles without centre of gravity..............

Just passing o, no vex abeg,

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OfficialDJ:
when I call you and that chicken headed boy Google mechanics wannabes, you'd cry foul..



What concerns this list when it comes to the Nigerian Market

Both the Honda civic and Toyota prius is what most car owners would term as luxury here in Nigeria, so that list is shitty, and DOES NOT IN ANY WAY have any relationship with the Nigerian automobile market....
Again, it doesn't change the fact that the corolla is a shitty match box with bland interior, crappy all rounder and is mostly used as an ehailing taxi by Bolt and Uber drivers....
Ya'll folks will just be running to Google over every small topic.
You are the jobless one here negro.

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Yawn

As I told another random nonentity who tried his very best to get me to engage with him, just like you are, to distract from the joke his life has become, I simply don't consider you significant enough to waste any time on

You only get this response, so use it wisely

I don't know you, I don't care about you or anything concerning you, if you like to fool around and you need people to fool around with, I'm afraid I can be of no assistance

So you're entirely free to keep jumping around like a rabid animal, it concerns me just about as much as a stray dog on the road would concern me

Quote my posts all you want, I will simply ignore you, because you're not worthy of my time, which I've spent far too much of already, with this response

Slimebag

TMKsouth:
How's repeating same old message over and over "remarkable trolling"? U must be on whatever drugs he's selling. Is that the standard for good trolling in Nigeria? Would explain a lot

I know you'd love nothing more than to engage with someone else, to distract from the splendid hostile thread takeover on the first page of this thread, but alas, that someone else, would certainly not be me, you only get this response.

I don't know you, I don't care about you, I don't care about whatever beef you have with whomever, I just came to commend the gentleman for a job well done.

Iceyjayz:
Dude keeps insulting Nigerians and insulting the tribes of NIGERIA and still yet, he can't do without us, I just want to teach him a small lesson for messing with us

LOL

I'm only here to congratulate you for a remarkable troll job, you basically just dominated the guy on his own thread

Well done, I like to appreciate good work when I see it, and this is definitely good trolling

Lol I came to this thread to put the noisemakers in their place, but then I saw the posters were the usual, quite jobless characters.

Let me just leave this here and get back to my movie:

Enlighten yourself, broaden your perspectives by seeking new experiences. No dey for your corner for Magodo or Ado Ekiti, think say na there world start and end.

Mental poverty is the worst kind of poverty.

Nothing person no go see for nairaland.

You go about spouting all sorts of bigoted and tribalistic nonsense all over nairaland, and you want to provide therapy for other people?

The height of shamelessness

You need to get therapy for yourself first, rid yourself of your disgusting prejudices first, before you offer to provide therapy of any kind

What nonsense

prickIewane:
Cursed party with cursed bunch of lunatics lamenting like deranged fools all the way from Alaigbo hell.

Ironically this is the exact description of APC. As for being cursed, I have a feeling you and your family know all about that.

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I am surrounded on all sides by nefarious characters.

The poster above me has a lot of issues.

The poster below me is a chronic Toyota hater and Peugeot fanboy. Also a self acclaimed leech.

FantasticJ:
No Corolla with Venza engine oooooo

Gravatar:
Lol, the usual suspects have assembled for another 15 page long thread filled with silly, inaccurate and made up stories.

More stories and false information incoming.

Grupo:
This is about the tenth topic I have seen on nairaland whining about Corolla drivers.

At this point, I can only arrive at one conclusion, those creating these topics are suffering from a certain undiagnosed disorder.

Could be Corolla derangement syndrome. A severe and strange disorder that makes people whine continuously over things that shouldn't bother them naturally.

Okay, you drive a benz, Volkswagen, Lexus. We get it. Why not create topics about how amazing and fast your car is?

For you to leave creating topics about your own car and do it for cars driven by others only means one thing.

You are suffering from a strange disorder. And you may need serious medical attention almost immediately before the situation gets out of hand.

I have one patient above who needs urgent medical care for this novel diagnosis. Please assist him.

AstroG:
Which kind rubbish speed ,if not for the so called fuel efficiency, corolla should be listed among cars

They say the loudest voice in the room is usually the one with very little sense or substance to offer. In your case that saying rings very true, because you drive a Camry which going by your posts, is quite unhealthy.

You drive a Camry, and you're mocking people who drive Corollas, ask yourself what the difference is between you and those people.

Both vehicles are economy japmobiles, and their similarities are far more than their differences.

Your case is very unique and unfortunate, I left people like you out of my earlier list of representatives.

Waiting for the following honorable representatives to arrive:

"Honda is better than Toyota"

"Benz for life"

"Benz (Make) is better than Corolla (model)"

BMW (if they still have money for data, after sinking their accounts with repairs)

Volvo (If they realize we're no longer in 1998)

Acura

This list is long.

Oh here we go.

This explains a lot.

Someone that would proudly describe himself as a "Leech", is not someone whose opinions on anything should be taken seriously

This one has had beef with Toyota for a long time. It has started to affect his reasoning and judgement.

That's why he's claiming that Peugeot and Toyota have the same reliability levels.

Second vaccine post included to show the sort of person that poster is. If you asked him, he would tell you how Bill Gates put chips inside the Vaccine and it would make you eat grass forever.

Dtruthspeaker:
The Toyota is quite light, so when you press am small, na run e go do dey deceive person say e be jet!

This one...

He owns a very unique model. Rare picture attached below

Lol, the usual suspects have assembled for another 15 page long thread filled with silly, inaccurate and made up stories.

We already have 2 posters representing different brands and who suffer from gross inferiority complex.

Elsueno:
Corrola owners are some of the most reckless drivers in Nigeria, They are always trying to overtake everything. When everybody dey drive with sense, u go see them speeding like say armed robbers dey chase them to collect the car

I ain't lying, just observe the road & u will see it

This one represents Peugeot, one of the most fickle and pointless auto brands in existence.

Kewtt:
Who can explain the exhuberance of this class of people on the Nigerian roads?
Why do they drive that crappy box like it's a BMW Nissan GTR or an AMG

This one represents Mercedes Benz, but with a twist. He drives a beat up, jalopy 2001 E320. He is a typical example of a "Benz or Nothing" noisemaker.

Naptu2 and his stories

Who knows how much of this is accurate.

abeloureal:
Hello Guys,

Please I need your help on cars
I stay in Lagos and I want to buy my first car next year (early next year).

I have a good taste for cars and since it’s my first I’ll need help and nairaland has always helped me one time or more.

My budget is around 2.5 million or at most 3 million. Please what car would you recommend? Why? And what is the price range?

Common cars I love are Venza, ES 350 (Lexus), Some Hydia I don’t know their names

Bros, I don't mean to pour cold water on your ideas and plans, but that price range would currently get you a Corolla (2003 - 2008), perhaps an earlier ES 300/330 (2002 - 2004), for Foreign used vehicles.

BuyAndSellStuff:
I have observed that some bigots lace their tribalism with 'maturity' on this forum.

They are hardcore tribalists but always appear diplomatic & mature on the outside so you don't call them out. They put distorted or misquoted 'facts' out in public & wait patiently for their much bolder colleagues to carry on their evil work.

They never 'fact-check' against the government despite its numerous gaffes but they are usually quick to proffer same against their perceived 'enemies'.


They are dangerous.

Lol.

Perfect description of the naptu2 guy

He likes to cloak his bigotry with "maturity"

Soon, soon.

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Mayordiva:
Please house advice me on this i want to swap my corolla 2007 ce to corolla 2010 S.
1NXBR32E07Z773395 2007 have use this for 5months now
1NXBU40E59Z146055.....2009

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Na awoof go kill you

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mrcoolautofix:
Even if you don't have a scan tool, you are coverd,
I am doing this to help you Nigerians cos there are lots of scammers out there selling scraps.

Why I don't like being brand specific and most lazy and weak asss folks will have nightmares trying to puzzle out how come one like me can deal with so much car brand issues and some are just left with the fraction.. Toyota mechanic not electrician no computer knowledge, no control system knowledge, no 360 degree diagnostics capability on Toyota alone at least not to mention so many brand..



Yes most of yo think all mechanics are same nah we might be in the same game but we are not gaming at the same level,

One like me is rare to comeby

And the comprehensive details included in this video will upgrade your knowledge in as much as you can unscrew ignition spark plug,

One last thing, I previously refused not to share my secrets with most of you mechanics who Brags to know so much but knows very little, here I decided to educate most of you who will insult me but still go around to watch my videos and learn it secrets and come back here to back like toothless dog.
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Honestly, this guy is one of the silliest, dimwitted people on cartalk

Na so so noise you sabi make, all while thinking you're the best thing since sliced bread

Empty headed, dull, bigoted nonentity

Carry your nonsense angel get lost abeg

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Cc Seun Myndd44 Lalasticala
Here's a religious bigot.

Lol, this coming from one of the most notorious bigots on this forum

How ironic.

PeaceforNigeria:
If you spent more time reading other books and news sources instead of cramming xxxxx , maybe you will know what is going on in the world.

Let me help you. Trump could not ban TikTok because lawyers and judges would have had a field day with him.

Lol, this is an epic takedown bros

greatbrian:
Allow the op enjoy and do whatever he wants. What's your p with him street racing? And that ain't no street racing sef. every driver as at one time or another done that shit. And driver who tells you other wise is either a sadist or old retard.

Who be you?

Bros, if you no sabi read, ask someone to read and explain to you. I told the boy racer to race all he wants, but that my prayer is that if or when he crashes, he and his jalopy be the only damaged and mangled parties, no innocent bystanders

Someone else like you who no sabi English, said I wished him death, my reply to you will be the same as my reply to him

You too, if you dey street race and you crash, may you and your vehicle be the only damaged ones.

Shikena

I can't say I'm surprised though, I already knew exactly who I was wasting time exchanging words with, back on the first page of this thread

The damage to his ego after this thread, lol I guarantee e no go quick open thread to yarn stories anytime soon

Poser

This loser opened close to a dozen alternate accounts over the past couple of days, just to like and share his posts