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FoodRe: Things To Know About The Delicious Ijaw Meal "ONUNU" by GravityDefier: 4:01pm On Oct 12, 2024
angelboy01:
This is the same meal your great grandfather ate that made him live a 100yrs. grin
Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you.
FoodRe: Things To Know About The Delicious Ijaw Meal "ONUNU" by GravityDefier: 8:43pm On Oct 09, 2024
This is the original swallow.

The last girl that gave me this stole my heart without knowing.

Dear men, if you don't want to have a soft spot for her, don't taste this from her.

Worth trying out if you stay in any of the Ijaw states.
Foreign AffairsRe: Yahya Sinwar Surrounds Self With 25 Kg Dynamite, 20 Hostages To Stop Israel by GravityDefier: 7:42pm On Oct 07, 2024
Una go still collect sha.
Where are those their sympathisers? Israel is not Nigeria. No kid gloves and pampering.

After pampering then we go and disturb God to help us solve insecurity, I'm not sure Israel are praying such prayers.

"Religion capital of the world" aka 9ja, hope you are seeing what Israel are doing to terrorists.
PoliticsRe: If Godfatherism Works In Lagos, It Will not Work In Rivers - Wike (Throwback) by GravityDefier: 2:34pm On Oct 06, 2024
Nigga didn't know he was speaking to himself in the coming years.
PoliticsRe: Heavy Gunfire At Wike’s Ward As Rivers LG Election Turns Violent by GravityDefier: 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2024
EnglandAmaka:
Wike supporters will never learn. They are all block heads. 27 House of Assembly members have lost their seats and may likely remain so until next elections. No seating, no salary. Wike abandoned the case like that and now faces Local government elections to deprive those ones of getting atleast 5 seats in the election

He told chairmanship aspirants not to participate and they foolishly obeyed him again, knowing fully well that house of Assembly members that obeyed him have not regained their seats since then.

What in heavens name do we call these set of people still obeying Wike?
Do they have the power to rig themselves in?
PoliticsRe: We Will Know Who Is Who When The Time Come Pro Wike Ex Chairmen Warn Fubara by GravityDefier: 8:02pm On Oct 05, 2024
HitRun:
What does the court order say?
Why asking him a question you know he will get an "F" in tongue
PoliticsRe: We Will Know Who Is Who When The Time Come Pro Wike Ex Chairmen Warn Fubara by GravityDefier: 7:56pm On Oct 05, 2024
We understand You Sir, life must go on. Just continue holding your comedy sittings next week.
PoliticsRe: I Have No Issue Being Peter Obi’s Running Mate – Kwankwaso by GravityDefier: 7:51pm On Oct 05, 2024
How many votes did this man get in the previous election? Someone should remind me please. Big ko small ni.
PoliticsRe: Apc Supporters, It's Time To Fight Back by GravityDefier: 7:39pm On Oct 05, 2024
This anger from the OP today stems from the fact His god is losing in today's Rivers State Chairman/Councillor election.

Someone close to Him should please check up on Him until He's fine.
PoliticsRe: Rivers LG Election Results: APP Wins 22 Out Of 23 Chairmanship Positions by GravityDefier:
A lot of sorrows tonight for enemies of Rivers State and those who believe the whole of a state should be slaves to one man.

Spits, I wonder if they take "Slavery 101" as a mandatory course in school.
PoliticsRe: Rivers LGA Polls: Police Cart Away Voting Materials, Disrupt Collation (video) by GravityDefier: 3:20pm On Oct 05, 2024
As expected. Very predictable set of people.

Next action please.
PoliticsRe: .. by GravityDefier: 1:17pm On Oct 05, 2024
Result will still be out.

Too late for all these drama by drama queens
PoliticsRe: Pro-wike Loyalists Make Fresh Move To Stop Rivers LG Poll, Embark On Protest by GravityDefier: 1:14pm On Oct 05, 2024
Too late.

Q.E.D
PoliticsRe: Rivers LG Poll: IGP Egbetokun Cautions Fubara, Deploys More Officers by GravityDefier: 3:51am On Oct 05, 2024
overall90:
So what Fubara is saying is true after all.
You have a court order that says police should not participate in the election which you claim to be obeying and at the same time you want to go and provide security to RIEC.
Is this not laughable grin
He just shot Himself in the foot. Obeying a particular court order and disobeying that same court order at same time. Is Nigeria not mysterious to You? grin
PoliticsRe: LG Polls: Fubara Pays Midnight Visit To RSIEC, Foils Attempt To Cart Away Items by GravityDefier: 10:18am On Oct 04, 2024
Eyaaa. Foiled cool

What will be the next attempt? undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigeria At 64: There’s no gain without pain – Abiodun tells Nigeria by GravityDefier: 9:54pm On Oct 01, 2024
So who are those taking the pains and who are taking the gains huh

Anyway, there are plenty gullible Nigerians that this message was intended for. Some are in ₦land here already grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Lebanon: Terrorist Leader, Nidal Abdel-aal Assassinated In Israel Missile Strike by GravityDefier: 7:41pm On Sep 30, 2024
Israel dey give me orgasm back to back. Multiple cummings like Cummings engine.

Let Netanyahu head Nigeria for one month, I want to check something grin
AgricultureRe: Goat Filmed Eating Inside A Large Pot Over A Burning Fire (photos/video) by GravityDefier: 10:45pm On Sep 29, 2024
Weather for two but the partner was not available cheesy. What konji cannot do does not exist. E go cool off.
TravelRe: Fuel Tanker Catches Fire, Explodes In Bayelsa (Video) by GravityDefier: 10:30pm On Sep 29, 2024
Another chance for the person that caused the accident to be more careful.
PoliticsRe: Fubara To Wike: I Know Why You Are Frustrated, Rivers Is Nobody's Enterprise by GravityDefier: 10:27pm On Sep 29, 2024
Sharp. Don't mind some imbe that will say Rivers State doesn't belong to Rivers people but it belongs to only one man.
Such deluded fellows, Rivers State belongs to all Rivers' people.
HealthRe: 5 Die, Scores Hospitalised After Eating ‘love Feast’ In Oyo Church by GravityDefier: 1:01pm On Sep 29, 2024
Love feast turned to death feast. The rest go don rush to take purge. God help us
FamilyRe: Newlywed Man Calls Off Marriage Weeks After Traditional Ceremony Due To Genotype by GravityDefier: 6:57pm On Sep 28, 2024
EnergyEnergy:
Stop running from sense, what dumb parents, cleric didnt ask for genotype test, didn't the lady go to school too
Okay

EnergyEnergy:
We lost our church instrumentalists this year to this, only son, rich dumb parents, spared nothing on him, just for him to sleep and he was gone
Pls this is a big risk thing
You mean anytime you see your late Church instrumentalist parents and your Cleric(s), you'd be like "Dumb parents / Cleric(s)" Okay.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Now See That Hunger Does Not Have Tribal Marks —Dr Yemi Farounbi by GravityDefier: 5:35pm On Sep 28, 2024
grin grin , let me just stay at the corner and observe how the hunger reset brains.
FamilyRe: Newlywed Man Calls Off Marriage Weeks After Traditional Ceremony Due To Genotype by GravityDefier: 7:17pm On Sep 27, 2024
No s*X before marriage and when the guy finally do marriage come enter, he discovered river Jordan, he had to flee using genotype. Sharp guy grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Lebanon Sees Deadliest Day Of Israeli Strikes Since The 2006 War by GravityDefier: 7:37pm On Sep 24, 2024
Whytelyon:
You sure say Vajin go remain for these people paradise so? Vajin go don finish before them come up na. Haba.
The Virgins are enough to go round. The ones who have gone to meet their Virgins are reproducing more Virgins for the upcoming ones.
TravelRe: Sweden To Offer Immigrants $34,000 For Voluntary Return Home by GravityDefier: 1:21pm On Sep 15, 2024
Just as the FTC commented.

Typical of a Nigerian mentality - always looking for ways to cheat the system.
PoliticsRe: ‘You’ve Disappointed Those Who Saw You As Messiah’, Gani Adams Writes Tinubu by GravityDefier: 7:13pm On Sep 11, 2024
Some of them clowns here feel disappointed but just continue to defend but weep behind closed doors. grin
TravelRe: How A Man Helped An Accident Victim And Ended Up Regretting by GravityDefier: 8:53am On Sep 11, 2024
If you want to be a good person in Nigeria, that one is your own cup of tea.

Do 99 bad and do 1 good so that your sanity can be intact.
Stay Putinized.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price: ‘we Are In Deep Pain’ – Nigerians Knock Tinubu Govt by GravityDefier: 4:50pm On Sep 09, 2024
EreluRoz:
May the evil forces that have bewitched asiwaju be exposed and put to shame Isiah 47 vs 3 shall be their portion.

Nigerians please intensify your prayers for the country and ask God to fix it.

If not, what other explanation will you attach to a man that transform Lagos and survived governing Lagos for several months without FG allocation compared to what we now have as president.
You are becoming more dvmb with each day passing.
Spits on your head
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is A Financial Wizard, Give Him Two More Years,-comedian Gbenga Adeyinka by GravityDefier: 8:47am On Sep 09, 2024
grin I
Another hilarious skit from a comedian.
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Don't Have Up To ₦500k Should Stay Off Marriage by GravityDefier: 8:36pm On Sep 02, 2024
When you say ₦500k, I suspect you're talking about Nigerian girls.

Like this em bro, just change the headline to "99% of Nigerian girls to remain single if they don't have ₦500,000" grin

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