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Politics › Re: Nigeria Must Sustain 15 Years Of Reforms To Ensure Impact — World Bank by GravityDefier: 10:09pm On Oct 15, 2024
Brace up brethren.

World Bank on depopulation campaign ft T-Pain.

World Bank said the track will be a hot banger track for the next 15 years grin

I will suggest that a census be conducted after the 15 years, I want to check something grin
Health › Re: No Bra Day For Breast Cancer Awareness by GravityDefier: 3:49pm On Oct 14, 2024
I did the needful, ensure to suck and press a bress every 13th day of October. Thanks
Politics › Re: Tinibu’s Government Is Doing Its Best - Fayose (Video) by GravityDefier: 3:17pm On Oct 14, 2024
So even Buhari's worst is FAR BETTER than someone's best grin
Food › Re: Lady Shocked As She Sees People Struggling To Buy Head Of Fish (photos) by GravityDefier: 3:03pm On Oct 14, 2024
😂😂😂
Crime › Re: Jigawa Man Burns His 60-Year-Old Grandmother To Death For Upsetting Him by GravityDefier: 2:56pm On Oct 14, 2024
What did this young man smoke?

Take him to a zoo to please the lions and crocs.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Scrambles For Diplomatic Solution In Face Of Impending Israel Attacks by GravityDefier: 11:30am On Oct 13, 2024
A chance to meet over 70 Virgins and you want to dodge it? angry May your diplomacy fail.

I love you and wants you to meet those Virgins quickly.
Politics › Re: Tv Presenter Got Angry And Walked Out Of A Live TV Show Because Of Hardship by GravityDefier: 4:14pm On Oct 12, 2024
There is one sentence that this lady and other Nigerians have not just discovered, just say "It will favour me and my family" and boooom, you won't feel it again - Ronu miscreants, 2023. grin

I never see deluded humans like Nigerians before, seems like God created us with plants and animals tongue .We are in this together, let the fittest survive grin
Food › Re: Things To Know About The Delicious Ijaw Meal "ONUNU" by GravityDefier: 4:01pm On Oct 12, 2024
angelboy01:
This is the same meal your great grandfather ate that made him live a 100yrs. grin
Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you.
Food › Re: Things To Know About The Delicious Ijaw Meal "ONUNU" by GravityDefier: 8:43pm On Oct 09, 2024
This is the original swallow.

The last girl that gave me this stole my heart without knowing.

Dear men, if you don't want to have a soft spot for her, don't taste this from her.

Worth trying out if you stay in any of the Ijaw states.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yahya Sinwar Surrounds Self With 25 Kg Dynamite, 20 Hostages To Stop Israel by GravityDefier: 7:42pm On Oct 07, 2024
Una go still collect sha.
Where are those their sympathisers? Israel is not Nigeria. No kid gloves and pampering.

After pampering then we go and disturb God to help us solve insecurity, I'm not sure Israel are praying such prayers.

"Religion capital of the world" aka 9ja, hope you are seeing what Israel are doing to terrorists.
Politics › Re: If Godfatherism Works In Lagos, It Will not Work In Rivers - Wike (Throwback) by GravityDefier: 2:34pm On Oct 06, 2024
Nigga didn't know he was speaking to himself in the coming years.
Politics › Re: Heavy Gunfire At Wike’s Ward As Rivers LG Election Turns Violent by GravityDefier: 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2024
EnglandAmaka:
Wike supporters will never learn. They are all block heads. 27 House of Assembly members have lost their seats and may likely remain so until next elections. No seating, no salary. Wike abandoned the case like that and now faces Local government elections to deprive those ones of getting atleast 5 seats in the election

He told chairmanship aspirants not to participate and they foolishly obeyed him again, knowing fully well that house of Assembly members that obeyed him have not regained their seats since then.

What in heavens name do we call these set of people still obeying Wike?
Do they have the power to rig themselves in?
Politics › Re: We Will Know Who Is Who When The Time Come Pro Wike Ex Chairmen Warn Fubara by GravityDefier: 8:02pm On Oct 05, 2024
HitRun:
What does the court order say?
Why asking him a question you know he will get an "F" in tongue
Politics › Re: We Will Know Who Is Who When The Time Come Pro Wike Ex Chairmen Warn Fubara by GravityDefier: 7:56pm On Oct 05, 2024
We understand You Sir, life must go on. Just continue holding your comedy sittings next week.
Politics › Re: I Have No Issue Being Peter Obi’s Running Mate – Kwankwaso by GravityDefier: 7:51pm On Oct 05, 2024
How many votes did this man get in the previous election? Someone should remind me please. Big ko small ni.
Politics › Re: Apc Supporters, It's Time To Fight Back by GravityDefier: 7:39pm On Oct 05, 2024
This anger from the OP today stems from the fact His god is losing in today's Rivers State Chairman/Councillor election.

Someone close to Him should please check up on Him until He's fine.
Politics › Re: Rivers LG Election Results: APP Wins 22 Out Of 23 Chairmanship Positions by GravityDefier:
A lot of sorrows tonight for enemies of Rivers State and those who believe the whole of a state should be slaves to one man.

Spits, I wonder if they take "Slavery 101" as a mandatory course in school.
Politics › Re: Rivers LGA Polls: Police Cart Away Voting Materials, Disrupt Collation (video) by GravityDefier: 3:20pm On Oct 05, 2024
As expected. Very predictable set of people.

Next action please.
Politics › Re: .. by GravityDefier: 1:17pm On Oct 05, 2024
Result will still be out.

Too late for all these drama by drama queens
Politics › Re: Pro-wike Loyalists Make Fresh Move To Stop Rivers LG Poll, Embark On Protest by GravityDefier: 1:14pm On Oct 05, 2024
Too late.

Q.E.D
Politics › Re: Rivers LG Poll: IGP Egbetokun Cautions Fubara, Deploys More Officers by GravityDefier: 3:51am On Oct 05, 2024
overall90:
So what Fubara is saying is true after all.
You have a court order that says police should not participate in the election which you claim to be obeying and at the same time you want to go and provide security to RIEC.
Is this not laughable grin
He just shot Himself in the foot. Obeying a particular court order and disobeying that same court order at same time. Is Nigeria not mysterious to You? grin
Politics › Re: LG Polls: Fubara Pays Midnight Visit To RSIEC, Foils Attempt To Cart Away Items by GravityDefier: 10:18am On Oct 04, 2024
Eyaaa. Foiled cool

What will be the next attempt? undecided
Politics › Re: Nigeria At 64: There’s no gain without pain – Abiodun tells Nigeria by GravityDefier: 9:54pm On Oct 01, 2024
So who are those taking the pains and who are taking the gains huh

Anyway, there are plenty gullible Nigerians that this message was intended for. Some are in ₦land here already grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lebanon: Terrorist Leader, Nidal Abdel-aal Assassinated In Israel Missile Strike by GravityDefier: 7:41pm On Sep 30, 2024
Israel dey give me orgasm back to back. Multiple cummings like Cummings engine.

Let Netanyahu head Nigeria for one month, I want to check something grin
Agriculture › Re: Goat Filmed Eating Inside A Large Pot Over A Burning Fire (photos/video) by GravityDefier: 10:45pm On Sep 29, 2024
Weather for two but the partner was not available cheesy. What konji cannot do does not exist. E go cool off.
Travel › Re: Fuel Tanker Catches Fire, Explodes In Bayelsa (Video) by GravityDefier: 10:30pm On Sep 29, 2024
Another chance for the person that caused the accident to be more careful.
Politics › Re: Fubara To Wike: I Know Why You Are Frustrated, Rivers Is Nobody's Enterprise by GravityDefier: 10:27pm On Sep 29, 2024
Sharp. Don't mind some imbe that will say Rivers State doesn't belong to Rivers people but it belongs to only one man.
Such deluded fellows, Rivers State belongs to all Rivers' people.
Health › Re: 5 Die, Scores Hospitalised After Eating ‘love Feast’ In Oyo Church by GravityDefier: 1:01pm On Sep 29, 2024
Love feast turned to death feast. The rest go don rush to take purge. God help us
Family › Re: Newlywed Man Calls Off Marriage Weeks After Traditional Ceremony Due To Genotype by GravityDefier: 6:57pm On Sep 28, 2024
EnergyEnergy:
Stop running from sense, what dumb parents, cleric didnt ask for genotype test, didn't the lady go to school too
Okay

EnergyEnergy:
We lost our church instrumentalists this year to this, only son, rich dumb parents, spared nothing on him, just for him to sleep and he was gone
Pls this is a big risk thing
You mean anytime you see your late Church instrumentalist parents and your Cleric(s), you'd be like "Dumb parents / Cleric(s)" Okay.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Now See That Hunger Does Not Have Tribal Marks —Dr Yemi Farounbi by GravityDefier: 5:35pm On Sep 28, 2024
grin grin , let me just stay at the corner and observe how the hunger reset brains.
Family › Re: Newlywed Man Calls Off Marriage Weeks After Traditional Ceremony Due To Genotype by GravityDefier: 7:17pm On Sep 27, 2024
No s*X before marriage and when the guy finally do marriage come enter, he discovered river Jordan, he had to flee using genotype. Sharp guy grin

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