₦airaland Forum

All the Nairaland Muslims should start advising their brothers now that it has hasn't started yet

Because the next thing would be tears all over Nairaland of "terrorist genocide"

Signs of folding up.

If you are a staff there, I don't need to hint you to start putting your bed in order (have savings)

I am happy that more than half Nigerians are hit by Tinubunomics

Don't give shishi to anybody this period so that you fit see food chop tomorrow.

If you can't COMFORTABLY feed thrice a day and still save then don't give shishi to hungry Nigerians who will repeat same calamity and come back to disturb you again.
It is just a simple rule.

Why panic? You donate abi you no donate?

Long overdue.

This is the kind of hard hand that Nigerian leaders need to deal with these terrorists down here. But as always, their sympathisers and fellows here will call it genocide

Scratch my back and I scratch yours.
"It is all fair in love and in war"

Let them finish deceiving themselves and their gullible sheeples.

I know prices of things must have added this new week.
New week new

Let them finish deceiving themselves and their gullible sheeples.

I know prices of things must have added this new week.
New week new price

A litre of vegetable oil goes for 4k

Everybody dey collect. The man has 6+ years before he cums

okoroemeka:
you are looking at that from the wrong angle,do you not know that some women just wants who will be servicing them anytime they wish,just yesterday I went and nacked one of my female friends that I have known for 4 years without spending #1naira on her head,she just come to my place anytime she wants special servicing and leaves with just thank you,those girls you are seeing around the guy might even be them sustaining the guyman and he pays back with his skills as Mr loverman

I am a testament to this. A girl/lady/woman that is into you will not be demanding so much from you. You will take less effort to dig her cherry.

If you meet these ones, you will lose interest with the ones that wants to be billing you always.

My fellow Nigerians, pity NO one.

Let everyone collect wotowoto. This hunger doesn't mean Nigerians will eventually become wise in coming elections. So allow everyone to collect in peace.

Just "baby steps" and the cries have reached heavens already?

Ladies and gentlemen, the "youth steps" and "adult steps" are yet to kick off. While hoping for the best, prepare for the worst and nothing will take you by surprise again. 6+ years to go

If you have little to spare, make sure to get more stingy as the day goes by.

Let everyone learn Tinubunomics 101. See some dry bones in 2031

SlavaUkraini:
Their mum is Dead....

That is the Aso ebi they wore for the Funeral Thanksgiving service.

U a no go kee me for here.

ebilize:
Very correct, bayelsa is the blackout capital of Nigeria. Majority of the people believes and praises their miracle governor daily

Very pathetic.

If you want to eat rice, plant rice in your backyards - APC Urrchins, 2024

If you want to eat rice, plant rice in your backyards - APC Urchins, 2024

histemple:
Are you sure about this? Like the entire state? Terrible!!!

Oh, me I was even talking 2 months. Bayelsa is in total blackout bro. I was shocked when I heard that a state that has a state governor would be in total blackout for months.

If not for NDDC street lights that they have, omoh...

Bayelsans are very comfortable with this man so make una no bother una self.

I also learnt that there has been no electricity in Bayelsa State for more than 2 months including the capital city. Do your research or inquire from someone that stays there. The people are also comfortable with this as well

Ironbull:
You are confused.

You guys run under the bed quickly when you are faced with facts and resort to name-calling and anger.

I don't have energy to fight for any politician because they're all fighting for their personal interests and not for the masses.

Anyways, enjoy the rest of the weekend. One love

Ironbull:
Go ask Google. All I'm elling you stop celebrating mediocre ok. Sanwo approved 85k heaven didn't fall but this Fubala just did it in last hour noise started. All of them approving the minimum wage only obaseki have paid it so far so what is your take getting too emotional over nonsense infact as a matter of fact a litre is N1,300 minus 4x4 Vehicle full tank litres fuel amount from the damn 85k shit does it even worth celebrating in the first place?

Pls shift ok shift. Tell Fubala to go and work time for unecessary noise is over.

Your bitterness can be sensed a mile away. The Federal government who increased the pump price to ₦1,300, how much did they propose to pay?

FYI, I'm not celebrating mediocrity. Rivers must be free from oppression from some people

I hope you told Sanwo Olu same thing in the bolded

Malroux:
Access to which people? You guys keep overating that jobless fellow. All his ranting ends on nairaland.

His data is restricted to only Nairaland so that he can perform his job properly here.

2025 go funny die. Check up on your loved ones guys. It's about to go down.
Hunger about to fvck more Nigerians harder

Prices jump 45.92% under this present maladministration? World Bank also don't know what is currently happening in Nigeria.

Nigerians know better.

Ironbull:
For approving 85k other governors already approved? Sometime I wonder what typ of brain in you people head.

Why can't he approved it when obaseki did it as first to approved it and paid it?

Stop being petty mental wise. This is politics drop emotional nonsense. Approving is easy implementing is another issue then pays it non stop is another thing....pls use your brain.

You sounded emotional. Please mention the other governors that approved the 85k as you claim as at the time you made this post so that Nairalanders can take you serious (trying to play politics always).

To keep you abreast, just chop the statistics: https://www.nairaland.com/8241826/list-states-paying-above-70k . Una go just come online dey yearn akpata

Faya down Mr Governor. Rivers people deserve it and even more

The real controllers of Nigeria have spoken.

E don sup.
Over to you Nairaland Sympathisers.

dreamworld:
he is one of the people that forced t-pain on Nigerians,


one man can cook beans for the public,
but if the public decide to cook beans for one, omo th man can not finish it o, na choke ni o

Are you hella-nus?

Bayelsa girl or Rivers girl (Abua to be precise). Prove me wrong.

They have seen the future.