₦airaland Forum

Whytelyon:
You sure say Vajin go remain for these people paradise so? Vajin go don finish before them come up na. Haba.

The Virgins are enough to go round. The ones who have gone to meet their Virgins are reproducing more Virgins for the upcoming ones.

Just as the FTC commented.

Typical of a Nigerian mentality - always looking for ways to cheat the system.

Some of them clowns here feel disappointed but just continue to defend but weep behind closed doors.

If you want to be a good person in Nigeria, that one is your own cup of tea.

Do 99 bad and do 1 good so that your sanity can be intact.
Stay Putinized.

EreluRoz:
May the evil forces that have bewitched asiwaju be exposed and put to shame Isiah 47 vs 3 shall be their portion.

Nigerians please intensify your prayers for the country and ask God to fix it.

If not, what other explanation will you attach to a man that transform Lagos and survived governing Lagos for several months without FG allocation compared to what we now have as president.

You are becoming more dvmb with each day passing.
Spits on your head

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Another hilarious skit from a comedian.

When you say ₦500k, I suspect you're talking about Nigerian girls.

Like this em bro, just change the headline to "99% of Nigerian girls to remain single if they don't have ₦500,000"

CalabarPikin:
Simple

Buy new clothes, keep them outside and take your bath and leave the ones you were wearing inside. Then come outside and burn down the house.
Good luck in your search for new accommodation

You suppose be movie producer. I'm just imagining this out into a comic movie

Thewrath:
Come out of the house naked,burn down the house,then go to a clothing store naked for new cloths

You suppose be movie producer. I'm just imagining this out into a comic movie

So F.G contracted service providers to ban lines, then hired people to cause havoc at same time. I see.

But, what are they trying to prove?

Akpabio be like: Let's use this last line to divide the populace.

Tell your master that he has caused so much hardship in Nigeria that a majority of the populace are gnashing their teeth daily.

Cluelessness. It is not by sharing palliatives. Address insecurity so that farmers can farm peacefully.

Spit.

EreluRoz:
Don't resign till you get your appointment letter in your hand. Be smart

Noted

Solofresh2:
You can take some days leave for the training.
Resign only when you have fully gotten the job and told to resume

My leave is not yet due.

Have scaled through to the third stage of the screening process in two different organisations and I have been requested to submit my credentials and other necessary papers. Inner source has revealed that offer letter in one of the organisations will arrive this week and training is likely to commence on the 1st of August but haven't received the offer letter yet.

When will it be best to tender a resignation letter to my boss and the management of my organisation so that it won't be too hasty for them to bring a replacement for training. Do I wait until I get offer letter before doing so?

My resignation letter is ready but haven't submitted yet. I'm holding to the bird at hand before letting go for the two in the bush

Pls, I need insight on how it is done.

franchasofficia:
Buhari lived on borrowed life for years, going in and out of hospital for years even till date.


Tinubu is always in France for medical checkup and diagnosis.


You think they are happy their health failed them?


The worst thing any human can experience in life is sickness and health challenges. You will be rich and not be happy. You will be surrounded by wealth yet you will be feeling empty.


Don't expect their rewards to always come in the form of financial lack or instant death.


Some give birth to children with unruly attitude that brings them shame and disgrace.


There are many forms of consequences

Are you trying to say that good people doesn't experience the things you just mentioned. SMH

If your phone blacklist has the feature to block numbers by region then you can select the dialing code for Zimbabwe.

I've done this to some countries as well but be careful not to do it in countries where you have relatives in case they try to call.

This reminds me of the movie "Hunter killer". Great action movie if you haven't watched it. Highly recommended.

Why not ask someone to check for you how many fingerprints are enrolled in the phone.
At least you can start your forensic from there.

Wilian22:
People who think like you Israel should be avoided. I NEVER supported any terrorist. I'm only concerned about the innocent ones there.

Yes, people who think like Israel should be avoided.

But you were/are not concerned about the innocent Israeli hostages and calling out the terrorists to release them but all of a sudden got concerned about the innocent ones of the other side. SMH

When you guys meet your match in the persons of Israel you cry fowl and form victim mentality.

She need a Type C charger

Maybe na the type of former charger she was using.

The end of the relationship is near.

Start preparing to be served a super warm breakfast and invited to her wedding ceremony

Civil servants, hope una don hear.

Just use the new national anthem hold body first until una own too enter priority list.

Why should the teacher score him/her for such valid points.

Bargaining is part of life.

We must feel comfortable bargaining, from foodstuffs to renumeration as an employer/employee or a service provider.

Overall, haggling lands you a better deal.

Wilian22:
So the women and children dying are also terrorists.how do you even reason?

Showing sympathy in a thread where the most senior terrorist commander was killed got me thinking .

Have you ever heard about the statement "It is all fair in love and in war"? Yeah, that is the angle of reasoning that got me.

Again, death to ALL terrorists.

"Say them go feel it" in Davido's voice.
I hear say na Tinubu Jagaban write the lyrics for Davido

This is beautiful. Vanity crews, keep off.

Wilian22:
Terrorists People are dying for chrisake and the whole world is just watching

Stop whining and go join your brothers causing havoc so that we can have -1 in our Nairaland branch.

You think Israeli Government is Nigerian Government.

My take-home from this: Never bow to pressure but stand your ground.

I just laugh when I read some comments.
People are saying that 250k is not realistic.

No wonder the Bible says "You will always have the poor amongst you". Lawmakers are earning in tens of millions and just 250k for family people and the poor are thinking that it's a huge sum.

It is a reality that governors steal in hundreds of billions in this same Nigeria before leaving office but you call 250k unrealistic. SMH. Nigerians, who do una sef?
Rice moved from ₦30,000 to ₦90,000 in just a twinkle of an eye; A basin of garri moved from ₦6,000 in January 2024 to ₦21,000 currently in June and it is realistic; petrol moved from ₦145 to ₦1,000 per litre in just a year interval and it is realistic.

Anyway, a slave and his chains.
No wonder the oppressors love to oppress you because you love it. Stockholm syndrome at play here.

Fortruth:
"Rivers" State....

When they are changing anthem, they should consider changing a very childish and stupid name like "Rivers" State...

What a joke of an identity...

No wonder some people from that side deny being you know what LOL!

LOST and foolish

Jealousy will do you no good.
Just concentrate on your state you hear?

You said the Federal Government is forcing Nigeria on you against your Biafran dream but same you go about forcing other people against their WISH on your Biafran dream. Hypocrite.

If the people of Rivers State don't want you then leave them alone, is it by force?

You are pained because those people refused you to make Port Harcourt your terrorist head quarters?