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ha ha ha killing,It"s not possible
i have met some1 in person on nairaland for one issue

dadde: my broda, the out come will be unpredictable. most especially constant posters on the religion and political treads. some people have sworn to kill each other when they see each other.

childish play meaning of First

I KNOW SOME PEOPLE GO LIE

MONEY SPEAKING

Well RIP.

I like where dis kids start their education from NYSC
To UNIVERSITY TO SECONDARY SCHOOL TO PRIMARY TO NUR SCHOOL

Make dey go sit dowm

igala pple in the house can some one confirm this.

Happy Ramadan my Musleem bro and sister.i"m so glad

I'm happy for u

Mystiqme: So I have been on this thread since 2010 and I have been following up throughout my GRE and TOEFL process, through my application process and through my spring rejects but I finally had my interview last Friday and this is how it went down.
It was pretty short (about 3 mins) as I told God I wanted the previous day and out of my over 20 documents, only 2 were requested by the VO.
I was at the Lagos embassy and about 4 VOs were interviewing:the African-American on Counter 1,one white guy on 2,one elderly guy on 3, and one other guy on the last counter.
The guy on C2 refused all the women that came for visiting(Did he think they were pregnant ). Anyway my token number was 174 and when i saw 173 on C2, I don dey fear but I don dey prepare my mind for a difficult interview even though I was sure I would make it.Suddenly C1 flashed 174 and I walked up to him on jelly legs. It seemed I had forgotten everything I had rehearsed. Anyway....
The Interview
Me: Good morning
VO: Pass your documents, please.
Me: I passed them. He scrutinized them and at the same time was looking at my face. Maybe he dey look this small boi wey dey go do PhD.
VO: Did you take the GRE?
Me: Yes I took it (I passed him my scores).
VO: Do you have your transcript?
Me: Yes, I do. I pass am.
VO: Looked at my transcript and asked 'What is ecology?' I guess this question came up because I studied Botany and I am going for a PhD in Ecology.
Me: I don already dey blow answer afterall na my turf na, but he stopped me and asked:
VO: What is the difference between Botany and Ecology?
Me: Botany is basically the study of plants while Ecology is the study of plants in their environment..both biotic and abiotic. Short like that, I no sabi talk too much
VO: So what will this degree do for you?
Me: Well, I already work here as a ...... so it will enable me get promoted more rapidly in my place of work.
As I was answering the last question He was already tearing the green ticket.
VO: Alright, I am granting you your Visa, go and collect it on Wednesday at Ikeja.
Me: In a small voice..thank you. I was trying to hide a smile but I was not successful.
All the best guys, I will try to be available to answer any questions. Cheers!

You are correct

maclatunji: No, if the moon is not sighted, you begin fasting on Saturday. However, you have to keep vigil for it and delay eating until you are absolutely sure that the moon was sighted anywhere in Nigeria. This is what has happened in the last two years Shaban was 30 days.

You can check on Nairaland for updates Insha Allah!

All bar will close down for 30 days. drunkard will go for 30 days holiday.
I'm good to go. Happy ramadan kareem my musleem brother and sisters. I'm glad to welcome ramadan
In good health.

ALA GURUS

Obasanjo try such a thing before.

You are the leader of the mad people on NL oloshi

Billyonaire: Nairaland has so many mad people!

Seun please stop posting Gej committe here again abeg you
Because I can't count how many committe dis man have set dis year
Very soon he will set committe on boko haram & fulani in jos. I think he have set on BH.
Commoitte president till 2015. He just weasted nigeria money on committe

BOKO HARAM LIKE TABLE TENNIS ALSO.
I SORRY SORRY O O O
SORRY
I SORRY FOR YOU

Ha ha ha I don't believe this. I think south africa is the best league in africa.
Nigeria league with bad pitch.

Laugh no go kill for NL. If I'm alone reading NL and starting laugh at same time
People beside me would asking what happen to me.
Peolpe commenting here don't wish nigeria politician good luck.

Astagafirullahi.
If it"s happen lalala laaaaaaaaAA. Ko kan aye.

I'm also pray my children study in abroad than nigeria
1.foreign certificate respect than nigeria certificate
2.Amount of student paying now in nigeria almost equilevent paying in abroad.

Bleep p D P. We don't want you people any more thieve thieve party

i don"t know for them.

Exuberant: Is he GOD?

i don"t blame people supporting this man rumor because you don"t believe in your God

abeg go sit down

paul peters: a prophet(T.b joshua) always speak frm d mouth of God nd in everi rumuor there is an element of truth in it, so bware, he might b directin d prophecy 2 a particula persn or group of persns!..preventn is beta than cure!

seun why dis fake rumor on front page.

I don't trust the man. He said chealse will loss against beryern munich. Mtchw

oloju kan loba larin awon afoju"

Ibo people plenty in Guasua,i dey pity those ibo people self,I don"t know what they are looking for in that Deserted state,i served in Yobe state

Please Keep us update.

PDP. Losser.

Boring.