₦airaland Forum

Jboynokiaphone:
this is my street na ,Ademola Street wow.

That's a very High brow area...
You are a big man

Kobicove:
This was exactly the way someone stole the side mirror on a brand new Toyota Corolla (bank type) I was driving in 2006.

It cost me 400Naira (Which was a lot of money then) to replace at the time.

400naira??

dustmalik:
To do a speed test, you need to query a server, which returns the speed of your connection. Google servers are mostly located in The Americas, Europe and Asia, these locations are thousands of miles from Nigeria. Naturally, this results in high pings and the results inaccurate.

However, Speedtest.net app and its website give you a list of publicly available local servers, especially from service providers, from which you can choose and test your internet speed, this gives you lower pings since the servers are just a few kilometers away, it reduces the round trip time and in turn, a more accurate speed.

Ok. Noted.
Are you a Networks Engineer or into networking technologies in any way?

Dougad:
Anything make me komot this mtn sim from my phone na to just break am troway.

4g works only 10℅ of the time. Cannot do shishi with it. Even the 3g I bring it down to requires me to constantly turn on and off data otherwise it would be useless too

So which one is better in your area??

dustmalik:
Google native speedtester can't be accurate since the servers are probably thousands of miles away. Speedtest.net app or its website gives the most accurate results given that you can select local servers.

That part of Google not being accurate, it's not clear
Explain better plss

illuminutty:
It’s fluctuating

Use Google native tester...
Where is this??

HacheNoire:
Not bad

Use Google native tester...
Or speedtest dot net

But Google native tester, original accurate, reliable results

tremilatre:
The stool was contested up to the Supreme Court. Judgement was delivered in January in favour of Etubom Ani

Right... Lol

tremilatre:
Good for the development of Calabar. At least Etubom Abasi Otu has enjoyed the throne for 15yrs.
.

Is this person still alive? Or they rotate kingship whole alive there, is that now they do?

okoroemeka:
I remembered in 2003 a friend of mine came back for Xmas with a Ghana must go bag of money and declared we must be spending #100k everyday till Xmas period stops,I tried my best with my babes and other men for three days and gave up after seeing that it is possible to die spending such money on flexing when one bottle of beer is #100 naira and pepper soup #200 naira a plate.

Source of 100k? Did you know?
Which country did this Friend come from?

Fighting tirelessly

Ok...

visaclick:
Then up your budget and go to the island, mainland is mainly filled with touts. Rather live on rent in a serene environment then be a landlord in a place you can’t be safe.

This is a very Ignorant, ignorant statement.

Also The fact that I specifically said "this so so and so is my budget" and you are saying "up my Budget", is messed up

Plss help me, what I want is a room, with personal toilet attached to it. I believe it's called "A room self contain" something like that...
With water In the compound.
Very Peaceful neighbourhood, if possible, with little or Tenants.

Normal area, not too Local, no too many Illiterates.
If there are
Budget is around 200k, more or less
Which areas are you familiar with? Also if you can help with direct agents' contacts in those Areas, would be very appreciative

See what I found, Abule-Egba... So my budget should be very Feasible

Dogalmighty17:
Every bank in Nigeria will give you credit facility based on that turn over. I'm surprised non has asked you yet. However and whatever you do, take your time and scrutinize every damn thing they tell you and every document they present to you. It is not collecting the loan that might be a problem. It is servicing it.

But if you have such volume of money passing through your account, why are you looking for a loan and why should nairaland be where you are posting this inquiry?

It's not passing yet
I'm trying to choose which bank account it should pass through, then use that

If money is passing through you, by virtue of what you may be doing at that point in time, based on your unique responsibility in the supply chain, it doesn't mean it's yours... You get it now?
So I want to make sure I use that opportunity well, use the right bank account, and when it's over, I can atleast have that financial Benefit which is a very great asset, on my account...

LifeOfTrigga:
You Dey find friends or wan mingle? If you fit mind your business your business go mind you in peace.

Well obviously not about friends or mingling
Anywhere they are plenty, no how no how, you will feel it, it will reflect in the area... If there is a sizeable population of them there

riverbird:
Monkey village is an island located around apapa but the thing is due to its location there is no electricity there. But it's very calm and cool with lots of beautiful girls and water fronts too.

I don't care about beautiful girls. Maybe the less the beautiful girls, the better even...
Calm place, with amenities and Services
Enough shops and all, normal prices. Easy Access to allover Lagos etc.

That electricity you mentioned, that may be the only negating Factor

BigDickProblems:
Guy you made my day
😂😂😂😂😂
What the heck makes me a very wicked person?
😂😂😂😂😂
Nairaland has funny characters.

You don't say you want "good Thing but don't have money" bla bla bla
Talking insensitively like a dunce!

Word whatever you wanna say better, or keep quiet! Your tone of writing shows that you don't really care, you just commenting for commenting sake

Waffarianman:
Go badagry you'll like there. MTN, mowo,aradagu, limca,bereko or barracks

Hmmn..., Don't know all these places though, nor the place as a whole, Jsut that it's cool, and has beaches etc
It will be best to get a Seasoned House Agent there, And start the search. Let me check if I can see via Facebook

Sammy101111:
You have high taste but no budget no money lol

250k with agreement and commission you can’t rent house in lag may be you should go to ogun state ota

Lol room self contain

Yearly lowest have like 200k yearly
Agreement and commission
Like 140k (50/50 )

To rent house be like Gold now

When I was looking for house I already spent 30k for all the expensive of the agent and looking for house before even getting the house .

And please advisable rent a new house
We no go jam agbako oh

My taste is too high?? Just a single room that must have toilet? Even if the toilet is outside the apartment, I don't mind. Just that it's for only me, and there should be water
my taste don too high??

LifeOfTrigga:
Mowo nla, gberigbe or elepe or Ijede in ikorodu.

Mad light and houses cheap

Hmmmn... Hope there are not too many Yahoo boys living there? These areas mentioned
Also I always hear of Cheap areas In Ikorodu, but with high cases of crimes and clashes in such areas

GREATIGB0MAN:
Oshodi

Mushin

Yaba

Isolo



You can get a nice comfy under the bridge apartment in those area with change.

Send me something when you get accommodation there

Okay... Within my budget?
Yaba and Isolo seem they gonna be higher

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Try kola,ijaye,olaniyi or abule egba.......
Tbh........both olaniyi and abule egba will give u dat comfortable u seek..........I'm just afraid of agency fees........

Yes, that 200k, is exclusive of agency fees

Waffarianman:
Agbara, Okoafor, badagey,petedo area within opic estate will give him what he wants

Yes, my mind went to badagry. I see some places there being okay, and affordable

valiju:
Your budget is too low for your taste the average price of a room self contain in a poor neighborhood in Lagos is 250k excluding agency fee and agreement

My taste is a single room?? A single room is too much??

riverbird:
What you are looking for is a room-selfcon and if you are to get such here on Lagos the area determines the price some places go as high as 1million while some go for 150k, for example if you go to monkey village you can get it at 100k sef, but around ajegunle nothing less than 250k and it's not easy to get, agents go use you shine first like se you come to marry him daughter.

Thanks for yr feedback, where is monkey village? Are there relatively calm cool places there, where one can live peacefully

KingDash09:
Ajegule very nice place

Okay, some parts can be very okay...
Do you know where? Or point me to certain Agents

BigDickProblems:
You are not ready then. You have high taste but you don't have the budget.

That's not what I said, except maybe I don't understand the map of Lagos well... Ojo is far off main Lagos
Iyanapaja, Ipaja, are not high brow, but are okay, they are in main Lagos, close to the centre.
Ilupeju and many more parts like that. If I see, good.
It can be a lower area, but not a slum.

You are a Very wicked evil Person, and your comprehension is poor. Your turn will come

valiju:
Your budget is too low for your taste the average price of a room self contain in a poor neighborhood in Lagos is 250k excluding agency fee and agreement

250k?? That's the cost of 2 bedroom in my "poor neighbourhood" here in Isheri Idimu.. some 2 bedrooms