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TheFacelessMan:


I had a close shave ….near death experience on Kuramo Beach in 2007.


I was swimming in the sea, trying to avoid the urine, sperm, menses and other biological fluids of other swimmers



I swam further out in the sea.... I imagined I was swimming with Michael Phelps for Olympic trials.


I looked towards the beach and I heard people screaming

Suddenly I realized I was all alone, all the beautiful colorful fishes had disappeared.


Everyone was screaming because a dark shadow had emerged. Immense and foreboding had silently risen from the ocean floor


I must confess. I peed on myself, I am not ashamed to admit. I might have passed solid waste as well.

I panicked and gulped a stomach full of salt water. Rookie mistake!


I remembered my sweet mum and I thought : "so I would never see Mama again?"

Her face gave me the strength and I headed for the shore...

The shark's head grazed lightly around my ankles and then knocked me off balance with moderate force.

It seemed as if it wanted to toy with me a bit before eating me for lunch

I stroked furiously towards land but with each stroke, it seemed as if my legs were weighted with pure iron and the shark rapidly closed the distance between us.

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I saw its immense black body coming rapidly at me ….200km/second

I saw it's cruel beady eyes looking directly at me, probably thinking of how juicy a snack I would be

It opened its jaws and I saw at least 120 evil looking razor sharp teeth as if it wanted to take a selfie


That was a split second before I felt the most excruciating pain you can ever imagine.

Stop this nonsense, and start writing a story book: You can make money with it!

Xinxu:
Bitches? I thought I was gonna hear names like Tanya, Sonia, Sharon, Candace, Angie, Linda and Natasha

You mean African American bitches!

Joromi12:
Oniru is 1k. Last time i went there someone drowned .. ibeshe beach too from festac axis. 300 boat ride there. 5h to enter

There's no beach on Festac axis! What we have there is lagoon, bro!

PearlStreet:
Yes na

Shibuke Okoroshy the son of Mazi Shyma Efulefu the palmwine tapper, husband of the village prostitute.

Your dad told me you're a bastard!

Timmypromise:
sifia pain very bad......you hardly see Yoruba dealing with igbo and vice versa. ...if you are tired of living the ocean is free

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! My Frustrated friend!

PearlStreet:
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Shibuke, your tears have just started.

Yorubas run successful businesses and Igbos are merely traders. Igbo companies don't survive the second generation cos Igbos are traders and not entrepreneurs.

Fifth class slave, go to tech and see how Yorubas rule. All you know is gala and fan yogo business.

Better carry gala and enter Ikorodu road to continue the family tradition.

You're not informed!

odizeey:
yep.

OK! Me too!

Xinxu:
At least she can now easily tell people to "fúck off" without stress

Imagine, she's your Mum, sister or Aunty, would you have said that?

PearlStreet:
Afonjas, very cowardly backstabbing people. This kind of things can't happen in any part of Igboland most of all, Aba, we would kill all the fulanis in Igboland.

Shut the fvck! Yorubas are the main reason our country is so backward and unproductive! Obasanjo drove this country backward by 26 years. Look at, even Ghana is leaving us behind! If, you think I'm unnecessarily biased against them, make a Yoruba man the MD of your company, and watch your company collapse within the span of 2 years! Their problems are:
1. Tribalism
2. Mismanagement
3. Conceit/ Pride
4. Laziness( always looking for easy money)
5. Betrayal
6. Envy
7. The worst set of illiterate class( the educated ones were the ones that took advantage of the post war Awolowo's free education in the defunct Western Region! Today, how many of them go for tertiary education? After secondary school: the next is road side mechanic, Carpentry, Tailors, Bricklaying. Some of them will be learning these vocation skills while in the secondary schools! Later, they'll you they're the most educated tribe! **spits**
7. Hatred for other tribes, not the Igbos alone! They're our arch enemies: though, we live with them, the pretend to be our friends because of what they get from us! That's the case where I live! On Easter day, they'll go from one Igbo house to another begging for food and drinks with the wrong motive of coming to wish you a happy Easter. On Salah day, no Igbo man will go to their houses to do same! On Salah day, Igbos will go to their shops/ businesses to make money, or better relax indoors! Yoruba christians and muslims are just the same: Tribals! I like the yorubas to DEATH!
Calling the Yorubaland a ZOO is an INSULT to the ANIMAL KINGDOM! LIKE for the Yorubas, SHARE for animals!

Indians and stupidity are like 5 and 6!

KingLennon:
Oyi

nice

odizeey:
Wow. Upcoming. You don't mean it.

you work online!

zolajpower:
Who is more handsome between jagaban and the lose baboon of iyahmoh?

He looks like his brother oshiom-OLE!

MobilityExpress:
Where do you come from oh Mr Relegation?

Which past SE governors have you seen become relevant in the political sphere of that region! Yorubas are the main reason our country is so backward and unproductive! Obasanjo drove this country backward by 26 years. Look at, even Ghana is leaving us behind! If, you think I'm unnecessarily biased against them, make a Yoruba man the MD of your company, and watch your company collapse within the span of 2 years! Their problems are:
1. Tribalism
2. Mismanagement
3. Conceit/ Pride
4. Laziness( always looking for easy money)
5. Betrayal
6. Envy
7. The worst set of illiterate class( the educated ones were the ones that took advantage of the post war Awolowo's free education in the defunct Western Region! Today, how many of them go for tertiary education? After secondary school: the next is road side mechanic, Carpentry, Tailors, Bricklaying. Some of them will be learning these vocation skills while in the secondary schools! Later, they'll you they're the most educated tribe! **spits**
7. Hatred for other tribes, not the Igbos alone! They're our arch enemies: though, we live with them, the pretend to be our friends because of what they get from us! That's the case where I live! On Easter day, they'll go from one Igbo house to another begging for food and drinks with the wrong motive of coming to wish you a happy Easter. On Salah day, no Igbo man will go to their houses to do same! On Salah day, Igbos will go to their shops/ businesses to make money, or better relax indoors! Yoruba christians and muslims are just the same: Tribals! I like the yorubas to DEATH!
Calling the Yorubaland a ZOO is an INSULT to the ANIMAL KINGDOM! LIKE for the Yorubas, SHARE for animals!

profolaolu:
At the mention of Tinubu, every okoro and Nyanmiri must get heart attack

we know who the cowards are!

Rilwayne001:
Ipob hate this man because he's greater than any dead or alive political figures from there. Hehe

Those who praise thuggery are thugs!

A thief in the making!

afoltundeseen:
No fucking video on your blog. Why deceive people

Deceived people? Why not go to romance or jokes section?

Why should this make the front page?

MsSantaClaus:
Have you applied for the Paystack/Lambda school Bootcamp? It's the maiden edition do pls join.

ok!

Nigerian Govt and bias are like 5 and 6!

LastSurvivor11:
I thought he is only a dullard but he is a comedian too

call him something else: comedians are not dullards nah! Ali baba, AY, Basket Mouth mustn't hear this!

jboycrb:
Haa! Una beat soldier like dis!
Operation clean Ajegunle loading... Una go hear am

soldiers no be God nah!! Ask Boko Haram!

chloride6:
I think the video exaggerates the situation.

The links arent supposed to be fixed..

If they wanted them fixed they would have welded them shut..

You can also observe the coupling pattern..

Something about buckling and temperature expansion.

what are you even saying? No fixed opinion! Just wandering from point to point!

tgmservice:
maybe your employee was scared of your wugly face

difference between employee and empployer

greatbrian:
I hope the civilians blood in the area flow like a river in the desert this night........


I hope above 20 souls pay the price

Did you mean innocent civilians? If yes, may they be your family!
*spits*

wilsonchilboy:
Welcome to PH
Nothing we never see for here
make God help us

is ph hotter than lagos?

BlackfireX:
Somebody will come from osun or Ibadan and be doing omo onile in Lagos, a conglomerates of all Nigeria....


Now see the result.


When the soldiers retaliate now ,tribalist will be saying rubbish.

Soldiers retaliate? The boys here have guns too! Here, in Ajegungle , it's like a jungle. The boys here, don't care to know you are!

revontuli:
I notice this in the behaviour of jobless South African trolls coming here to hurl insults at the Nigerians.
There were also news about Nigerian shop owners murdered in South Africa and the police treating the Nigerian migrants horribly.

What are you doing on our forum? Considering the fact that whites don't like Nigerians: They erroneously paint us black!

Ugosample:
*make I go rest*
Was referring to myself tho
After lamenting

This thing dey pain me

ok!

BlackfireX:
This Nigeria people sef ....

uganda! Read the title again!

Popmaster2019:
Apologise for what?
Why are these people taking the country for a joke?
FTC

you're just too much!