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Islie:
PUNCH

lol......
APC will soon blame PDP for Covid-19 pandemic.

Islie:
PUNCH

lol......
APC will soon blame PDP for Covod-19 pandemic.

Iconstar:
Congrats . So Cameroonian currency is more useless than naira.Imagine 10million CFa is abt 6.8 million Naira.

Check out Uganda and Tanzania currencies you will know that naira get level for that

Rgade:
Well they are simply repeating what they've been hearing from people.
Brits too dey swear.

Anyway, I've met a parrot once in an oloye's palace in Oye-ekiti. Nigga was just saying Ekaro, Ekabo..
I for teach am how to swear

Are you from Oye- Ekiti?

Kosiso12:
"Who Is IPOB To Tell People To Sit At Home?" - Umahi Blows Hot, Fires Nnamdi Kanu

The Ebonyi State Government under the leadership of Governor David Nweze Umahi, on Saturday, lambasted the Indigenous People Of Biafra and its leader, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu over call to sit-at-home on 1st October, 2020, Igbere TV reports.

Speaking in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State capital, the
Commissioner for Internal Security and Border Peace, Stanley Emegha urged people of the state to ignore the directive by the Indigenous People of Biafra, and go about their normal activities on October 1.

According to the state government, IPOB lacked the capacity to tell anyone to sit at home.

He said, “Who is IPOB to tell people to sit at home. That is the height of craziness on their side. They talk to people as if they are things.

“How can you tell people who have a family to sit at home, to do what? Will you come and put food on their table?

“In the first place, we don’t even know if there is anything like IPOB existing in the state. People should disregard the said statement and go about their normal businesses on that day.

He said the proscribed group did not have the right to tell people to sit at home.

“People have fundamental human rights of movement, if you try to restrict their rights to move about and transact their lawful business activities you are crossing the red line.

“If anyone tries to force people to sit at home, the Police will not fail to deal decisively with such persons.”

IGBERE TV recalls that IPOB, had in a statement, ordered Biafran agitators and the Igbo to stay at home, on October 1.

Source : https://igberetvnews.com/1366010/ipob-tell-people-sit-home-umahi-blows-hot-fires-nnamdi-kanu/

Gbam......
IPOB no go like this statement coming out from Ebonyi government.

Who is, Kanu, who are IPOB, Igbo amaka.

IPOB dead on arrival since 1900.

greatbuc:
Pure murder. The crime scene is very unrelated to suicide. The killers did a very poor job.
Pointers:
He was probably killed before his body was lifted to the noose.. See the folded part on his trouser indicating he was lifted.
No stool or block to have giving him the height he needed to hang himself. How did he climb up to the noose?? If you say the hole in the walls then he should have been facing backwards and his foot should also be dusty and bruised.
He is scared of dying from covid by wearing a mask but took his life by hanging? Haba. Poor job by the criminals.. Let them check how much was left for him to complete the instalment money.. Some people fit kill person so the bike will be theirs even when the instalment money is almost completed.

Great analysis sir, seems you are a criminologist. The absence of stool, block or anything he use to climb to the height needed suggest murder. Thorough investigation need to be carry out.

Anago55:
He must be an Igbo man

Na IPOB man from Abia State.

JAMZ1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/photos-the-decayed-infrastructure-serving-as-unn-hostels

This is one of the reasons why ASSU has been going on strike but federal government turn deaf hear to their request, we students both undergraduate, postgraduate need to join ASSU and voice out to demand for good infrastructure in our universities.
How many of our leaders children are attending those universities, I think none. We aggressive prostest seriously.....

Madibah:
No be only infinity na Nissan..
Only God knows his servant

Yes, only God know His servant but we need to be careful of what comes out of our mouth.

Madibah:
No be only infinity na Nissan..
Only God knows his servant

Yes, only God know His servant but we need to careful of what comes out of our mouth.

Madibah:
He's not leading any soul to destruction but showing them the way to eternity..
Oyedepo is a fraud if u don't know, he's a man whom his only concern is about his profit..
I'm sure many Nigerians have known this during lockdown when he was lamenting about the reopening of churches when thousands of people are dying around the world..

Oyedepo is a complete fraud
And an educated illiterate if u don't know..

And lastly bald headed fowl

May God in His infinity mercy have mercy on you.

dre11:
PUNCH

Ashawo and stealing is like 5&6, what do you expect. This one can't shock Bubu this time around.

dre11:
THE CABLE

How did PMB attained that rank in military and he can't handle the insecurity problem in this nation.

A bloody civilian without any military experience is even far better than this current government.

BeLookingIDIOT:
This is simply archaeologists doing their jobs. They are not trying to confirm your bible which have already been academically established as unreliable.

With your username it really show you are a big Idiot and that is why you are looking Idiot.

Must you reason from your anus before commenting on a reasonable post.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


This things were happening before now..even worse during the days of our forefathers...but no fast and reliable source of disseminating information....
This is not end time and rapture niggarrr
I go continue to dey tell You say you get luck say you nor be my brother or you nor dey near me....
If not i for don reset and format you...I for use weed cook indomie or beans for you make you sleep for two days so that your brain go reset... As you wake up from the sleep then i go tie loud for you make you smoke....as you dey recover from the loud i go carry you go bar go give you ten bottles....I go leave you for the bar make you stagger come us yourself.....then book hotel for you make two beautiful slim runs babe bang you all night with cow girl style
After all these you go begin dey reason well like real niggarrr

MAY GOD OF HEAVEN HAVE MERCY ON YOU. YOU WILL NOT DIE BEFORE YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.

UDOKABESTLUV:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/anambra-girlfriend-stabs-boyfriend-to-death-over-pregnancy/

Sin can metamorphose to may things and one of it is anger.
Never get angry because the only difference between Anger and Danger is D and its stand for damage, depression, destruction,... and the capital one is death.

Killing your fellow human being because of little diffences is inhuman. May the soul of the dead rest in peace and may God forgive the killer.

valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://punchng.com/we-are-ready-to-resume-varsity-lecturers-tell-fg/

My Prof. sir, long time sir.

forget about resumption this year, let start afresh next year biko.

ojaysam25:
Very Good...he has paid his dues....
Meanwhile in another news....me undergoing medical to replace messi @Barcelona

With this your pot belly......Omo na your own go worst pass because na 99 -1 they go dey beat barca

abeyaktech:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/19/exclusive-president-buhari%E2%80%99s-powerful-nephew-mamman-daura-flown-uk-urgent-medical

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Prophecy of Prophet .....what is the name of this man of God about Villa is closing to fulfilment....

He said pray to reverse another hard hit of another prominent person in the Villa.

Please let pray for quick recovery.

xploitcomedy123:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/08/edo-polls-presidency-reacts-to-viral-arrest-video/amp/

No no, I can't believe this a reaction from villa. This statement looks like a small baby trying to learn how to talk. Something that is visible to the eyes and audible to the ear, even slowpoke will understand the content.

When, here we find ourselves.

Iamdemola:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/19/774000-jobs-keyamo-slams-lawmakers-demanding-more-slots-says-allocation-privilege-not

Useless country in the hand of selfish leaders. They are not representing anybody but they are only representing themselves and their family. It only God that can help the masses.

Why given out slot?

I'm fucking tired of this country God.
no connection no job, no contracts nothing nothing.
Thurder go fire all of you soon....

Iamdemola:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/19/774000-jobs-keyamo-slams-lawmakers-demanding-more-slots-says-allocation-privilege-not

Useless country in hand of selfish leaders. They are not representing anybody but they are only representing themselves and their family. It only God that can help the masses.

Why given out slot?

I'm fucking tired of this country God.
no connection no job, no contracts nothing nothing.
Thurder go fire all of you soon....

Akpaamunsi:
How did he make his money?

Ask Google.....

IamHeWrites:
Earlier thread; https://www.nairaland.com/5659330/alhassan-ado-doguwa-4-wives



https://igberetvnews.com/1361795/see-photo-kano-lawmaker-alhassan-doguwa-4-wives-27-children/

That's why they have been projecting that if Nigeria fail to control her birth rate, the population of Nigeria will higher than population of China by year 2100.

And we all know what will be it's negative impact on the country, even presently now that we have a lot of changes and we are yet to solve it with about 200 million people.

Please, let everyone us join voice together to address this issue of increase in birth rate in the north. There is no even discrepancies between the educated one and uneducated one.

Tkester:
Ezi!! Will a demonic afonja do the same thing?

Must you reason from your anus or must your stinky mouth control your brain or your brain is in your hand that is why you type rubbish or must you always proof your gaga outside.

Tribal Bigot. You better change before it too late for you. Don't let what people are saying about you come to pass over your life.

I have met with some of your tribe even about to marry one and they are good people why your own be like this.?

Benevento:
60% from South West, WTF?

Wow......even FUOYE that was created about 9years ago is among the top 30 Nigerian Universities, that is greatly great. Big kudos to the Management of Federal University Oye Ekiti.

joelbooks:
Interior of Lagos Ibadan TRAINS acquired by Buhari Govt
https://mobile.twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1294901517259079680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oIzE7j6orE

Na all these Aboki go spoil this good infrastructures, if you have witness them or you have had privilege to travel by train to the north before, you will understand what I am saying.

joelbooks:
Pastor Ize-Iyamu Preaches at Redeemed Christian Church of God, Divine Pavilion, Uselu Quarters, Benin City, today 16th August 2020.


https://mobile.twitter.com/gloria_adagbon/status/1294946009156653057



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-GlTuRXxjk

The timidity of the omnipotent is the genesis of sagacity.....

God know it all and He know who is His.

sammyj490:
Please don't mind my English just pay attention to the content.

A family friend called me and asked if I'll be interested in civil defense work, I told her yes why wouldn't I? She sent me a number to call the man he'll put me through the process.

I was excited, I called the man who spoke to me calmly, he asked me to send my details to him which include my name, age, height, qualifications and all, i did that without instantly i was sooo fast while typing I'm sure even flash will be trilled at the speed.

The next day he sent a civil defense form to me to fill and scan to his mail, i did that and called him to inform him, he then acknowledge that he has seen it and told me he has forwarded my form to their H.R. I should await their call, i was soo happy immediately i dropped the call i started googling salary of a degree holder of the civil defense officer, saw 121k in my mind i was like their Father i don arrive, i go soon buy Benz.

The H.R called me and told me they've contacted my school to ask if i graduated from their school and they told them yes. He then asked for my c.v and told me to wait for my appointment letter.

Early Thursday morning omo see appointment letter for my mail o!! with my name written in capital letter... I called him to notify him of the new development, he congratulated me and told me i will have to pay the sum of 85k for my 2 weeks training in Kano and the payment must be made before noon but i shouldn't worry the money will be returned after my training but u have to pay early so as not to loose the job. I went ahead to borrow the money from a friend and headed to the bank to make payment i already got inside the bank before calling him to send the acct number im to sent the money, that was how the civil defense H.R sent me Yayah Suleman's acct number, i started asking my self why would federal government send me a private account number to pay for training? called the guy and said o boy u almost fooled me sha, the guy laugh and said u got me nice one and dropped the call...

There are lot of scammers out there who will try to scam you all in the name of giving you employment abeg be careful.

Lol, bros your own money small. I was asked to pay close to a million naira before he give me a slot that was when I laught in Chines way......If I have money close to a million cash, I will will not spend it on slot I will rather start the business that is already on my mind for long.

Scammer full everywhere in this country why would a citizen pay before securing a job in his country that is why we will know this country have turn upside down.

nihinlade:
Also a proud Baptist Church member.

Wow.......One Body, one family in Christ.

Alexgman1:
As christians we have a particular church where we go for worship & pray to GOD in holiness & in truth. Whatever reason you have attending that particular church is best known to you. But if you know you are happy & proud of church let us know the church you attend & let GOD be praised.


MINE: DEEPERLIFE CHRISTIAN MINISTRY (DLCM) YENAGOA, BAYELSA.

Baptist Church.