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Hmmm,all glory to God



..........If true

" It's funny how ni ggas be the best of friends,
And for fall out over Pu ssy they wanna dead their man".... The Game- Runnin(Documentary Album).

Islandlady:
Yes, you guys are perfect the way you are

You're not serious, didn't I say I am not among?

God will not do for man what he can do for himself.
Yes there's God's protection,it's real,and many times He protects us from danger, sicknesses, accidents and death but we don't even know.
But for physical security,we have to do it ourselves,we have to put doors in our houses, we have to put windows and burglary proofs,we have to put gates sometimes, so as to Keep intruders away,if we don't,thieves will stroll in and steal our properties,it's our duty to do so. Because if we don't God won't mount angels with swords on her doors to stop the thieves from stealing your electronics and money.
It's our duty to maintain our cars,check the brakes and steering,put the right gas,petrol or diesel as appropriate,right oil etc these are our duties we our ourselves to protect our lives and that of others.
It's our duty to brush our teeth,have our baths,keep basic hygiene to protect us from sickness and diseases.
When you do your part,God does the rest,he protects us from any spiritual force,he heals us when we sick,he protects from accidents or evil people.
@bloooody

LeoDeKing:
Since you know Muslim-Muslim ticket will not be accepted and lead to Tinubu's electoral failure, shouldn't you be happy because that is to your advantage?

Even if Tinubu choose a Rev father as a running mate, will that make you vote him?? Hell NO.

So use the Muslim Muslim ticket thing to promote your candidate and stop disturbing the public with the nonsense.

Very good point.
I don't understand,Tinubu have come last in all online polls have seen so far, doesn't that mean people shouldn't be worried about him or his aspirations? Rather the reverse is the case.
Imagine CAN vehemently opposing Muslim Muslim ticket for APC like they're sure he's going to win.
Imagine madamvanessaa staunch APC hater advicing tinubu not to pick a Muslim V.P.
I don't understand,is it that these people already believe he will win?

I understand how you feel bro.

Ayanwukoma:
So annoying that people do take others for granted. This man has been patronising my businesses for sometime now. He paid the first and second time swiftly at ease because I sold it very cheap for him as my pastor consign.The third time he asked me to get him same stuff which I did at almost same price, going up to 5 months now, since January haven't heard anything about the payment. At first I used to call him on Monday as a reminder but he keeps posting me til I got tired.
Because of this I skip Church most Sundays but today I was so angry that I had to go, waited till church service was over...I still sat there praying, hoping that this man will approach me about his debt.. till now nothing from him.

Seun
Lalasticlala

Wisdom is profitable to direct. Don't because of he owes you money,you disgrace him in church or
at any public place. He might actually not have at the moment or he could be trying to take advantage of you because of his position.
First,like how much is the money, Since it's something he buys all the time,it means they're regular stuff we use often like foodstuffs or provisions or clothes or shoes,if it is,the money shouldn't be what can affect you adversely. Please give him time but keep reminding him.
Secondly,there are pastors and there are pastors. There are pastors who collect N30k like the winners story we heard,there are those who own the churches themselves.
If he's an appointed pastor, kindly give him time or just leave the money for him. But don't give you credit again.
If he owns the church, which I doubt,he collects tithes, offerings and other pledges. He has no excuse,make sure you send messages to him and bug him for your money till he pays. If he refuses or ignores you,leave it for him,God will replenish your pocket.

IamWonderful:
Pandora Peter OBItuary can only be Igbo president, his regional political aspiration is only restricted to south east, let him liberate his people before replicating it in the nation. No to Pandora Peter OBItuary Ezu river death will never be our portion in 2023 in Jesus name Amen.

Bros you don't need this now. Everyone including you have a right to aspire to be anything within the confines of the law. P.O decided he wants to contest for president,if you don't believe in him,let those who believe in him vote for him. Stop disparaging the man for no reason,this also goes to P.O supporters who have made it their aim in life to insult or ridicule other aspirants,some of whom their parents can't loose their shoes
Live and let's live Everybody promote your candidate and stop the hatred.

Islandlady:
Dear Men, I will tell you that having a good HAIRCUT is the best makeup for you...it makes you look more Handsome and responsible

If as a guy, you have a nice haircut and looks responsible, and you approach me as a lady, I will listen you

Lalasticlala

Ok seen but islandlady do bald guys have a chance?
Asking on behalf of bald nairaland guys,not among though

Thank God you checked,if it had been in the night,and you ate it,that's food poisoning,if you werent hospitalised,you will stool your intestines out throughout that day.
Rats carry millions of germs.
That bakery is a shame. They're fuc king too dirty ehweeeeee
Don't ever patronised them again,it's been years I mean probably a decade since I bought this little bread or agege bread.
Op start buying those big well packaged and labelled bread,they seem to have more class. I think they go for N800/900 now eg Queensbake bread

Remember Buhari's supporters kept voting him every 4 years since 2003,they were so tenacious. He had no structure in the south that could give h the needed voted to beat Obasanjo,Yaradua and GEj,they know this but didn't care, they kept giving him millions everytime.
To me that's what it means to believe in a person. Nothing comes easy, Let those who believes in him show him how much they do,by voting him,if he didn't win,he will know his strength and garner courage to try again because of the votes he got,this is why Buhari kept coming back,the votes he gets gave him courage that one day he will,
And guess what he did....twice

jrusky:
I swear if I insult you you will hate yourself but let me just free you for others to answer you.

Curse me for what? Suggesting she wears trousers to drum instead of skirts?
Do you know how my church pulpit is designed,do you know how many churches pulpit are designed? Ain't they always higher than the ground floor where worshippers seat? Drumming with skirt facing the congregation, during intense worship or praise and you think she can't forget herself and open her legs more than necessary?
How is driving a motorcycle with a skirt,it's possible but will the woman have enough flexibility in seating like wearing a trouser? What of playing football with a skirt?
You see, you're a dumb Idio t for saying you will curse me,senseless kid whose useless parents always wish they had aborted or poison.

She shouldn't be drumming with a skirt on,it's stupid. She can never drum well with a skirt on, especially during intense praise and worship
Next time she should wear trousers, trousers is just like any other clothes you wear. It's absolutely ridiculous to think it's a sin.

omron:
Please house I seriously needs advice here ooo
I saw a very clean nice car that I love so much it worth 6m naira and I see it will help me market my work and make money from it but I don't have any other means to get the money than to sell my house ...The house worth 12m naira and If I buy the car with 6m I will have 6m left to invest in a very good legit forex trading g company and be making like 700k monthly...pls I need advise as some friends begged me not to sell the house..please advise me

First,how did you get that house,it's either you inherited it or you bought it after hitting it big from a successful fraudulent heist.
Secondly, How can someone who worked in either private/ government enterprise or engaged in business and was diligent enough to build a N12m house think that he should invest the whole money he had (N6m) in a single venture at a go,Forex trading for that matter.
Not only that,who also believes he could give his N6m to somebody somewhere wearing a suit,and he will be getting N700k monthly,just sitting on his a as at home, while someone credits him with almost a million naira monthly?
How dumb can you be? You plan to invest N6m and make N8.4m profit in a year,with the capital making N14.4m,just like that? If it's that easy why won't the Forex traders who wear cheap suits and are salary earners do the same for themselves?

Those police men are daft. Why shoot at an unharmed civilians. Even if they are criminals,the standard police protocol is to arrest them if they're unharmed and poses no threat.

Why do some Nigerian girls have no shame
Or
Why are some Nigerian girls shameless.
Take note @husspuppi

LogicBomb8:
The son may suffer from ptsd

Exactly what happened to Dexter,the most successful serial killer in Television series.

The same Oxygen those of us who are healthy inhale freely without limit or paying a dime?
Health truly is wealth. Appreciate God for your good health and avoid any food or drink that will damage your health.

To me Osinbanjo is the greatest loser of all. Okorocha that got zero vote is better than him.
A Judas who is nobody made somebody,yet he bit the hands that fed him,for what? To an open disgrace.
All of them where depending on PMB validation to win,only one person stood on his own validation to win. You know the name.

1000? That's a lot.
1000 husbands and wives,1000 breadwinners,with average of 4 kids,that's 4000 kids in Anambra alone whose parents just lost their jobs
Ok he's doing it to get competent hands? What competent hands? Those who will replace them will still be same Nigerian graduates and might have less experience and even be less effective.
Always pray that the government that will come to power at your state of residence or federal level will be the one that will favour you. Stop following bandwagons to support or crucify a party just because your people love or hate the party.
These sacked teachers might have celebrated when soludo won,not knowing his win Wiii bring poverty to their families.

Seems you were out of data since last weekend,you just renewed your subscription, congratulations. But thanks you posted late,too late intact,lazy blogger

Orji Kali what's up? When you going to congratulate him? Another failed permutation by a man from....

The second most hated person by Igbos won APC presidential primary.
Is this going to be 2015 all over again? After 2015 election nairaland went from bad to worst in tribal bigotry and hatred because GEJ lost to PMB,the most hated human alive by Igbos. And since then they have not relented in pouring out their hatred bigotry and prejudice against PMB, Anything or person associated with APC,hausas,fulanis,Jagagban and the worst hit the Yoruba tribe they blamed for GEJ loss.
Is this going to be 2015 all over again?

perfumeworld1:
Well, Perfume Oils is profitable though, I sell wholesales, with 5k, if she buys good ones, she can double that amount, it depends on her audience

If I decide to buy N5000 worth of perfume oil for personal use,how many do I get and how do I use it? Cos I doubt it can be sprayed

Wherever you go,go go gon go
Wherever you see,Sisi eko
Do not say yes when you mean to say no
Baba Ibadan

God1000:
I just hope and pray that these delegates will vote wisely for the future of our dear country

They should not be compromised

You people hypocrisy reeks to heaven,gosh. By voting wisely you mean they should vote for who you(a complete nobody) thinks it's best for 200m Nigerians right?
There's no way they can vote wisely, unless there's an Angel that came down from heaven,to be an aspirant. They will only choose among many thieves period. Same goes to general election,all the rubbish about getting Pvc,after getting your Pvc,you can only choose from whom the leading parties present,no Matter how clueless they are.
So there's no voting wisely in Nigerian politics until there are independent candidates,as long as it's few people that decides who the presidential candidates are, we will continue to choose between the great thief, bigger thief and small thief.

Stallionhorse:
Godswill Akpabio is a betrayal to the SS region of Nigeria. He can sale the birth right of his people for money.. Never in my life have I seen a man so cunny and cheap.. He knows its the right of a SE to rule Nigeria but this ungrateful bald headed animal bowed down to a SW candidate, a dead carrot for that matter! Its a shame what our leaders think of us and were they place us.. Akpabio should not be allowed into Akwa ibom again... He has failed all of us.. He stole billions of our money to build luxurious estates in Lagos with the help of that black hunchback called Tinubu. God will judge them in due season and they will reap all the misfortunes a 100folds.

Turn of the SE? Then why did Anyim get 14 votes in PDP primaries? Where did the other 271 out of 285 SE delegates vote go? It was exchanged for Atiku dollars.
Your brothers and sisters,fathers and mothers in PDP refused to vote South East candidates,which would have giving them a shot at presidency,rather sold out their Igbo tribe to a Fulani man. What level of slavery and betrayal is that?
You guys are fu coming irredeemable hypocrites,stop blaming others for your greed

SE delegates in PDP voted for Atiku, another hausa- Fulani man to become president,after 8 long years of Buhari. So what are his tears for? Confused hypocritical beings.
Anyim got 14 votes out of 285 SE delegates votes.

NwaIdeato:
The very thought infuriates me, this woman will control Tinubu like her remote control and turn Lagos into her private treasure, I fear for Igbo businesses in Lagos...Omo God no go shame us, would rather a useless Atiku wins than Tinubu if he ever clinches the APC ticket.

Coming from someone who wakes his dad by kicking him papa stand up( kicks the poor thing), papa stand up ( kicks the poor thing again)

The clubs you people go to seek artists permission before playing the hundreds of songs they play right?
And at your weddings all the songs that were played you guys seek the artists permission right?
And your birthdays and funerals and anniversaries you guys seek the permission of the artists right?
Yea you probably write the hundreds of artists,both local and international,and asked their permission,then pay royalties in their accounts?
Hypocrites.

phatriqk:
If you have an account with Kuda Bank quickly remove your funds, they've been quietly locking people out of their accounts with funds inside, When I first heard I didn't believe it until it happened to me. In order not to fall victim quickly move your funds to another bank.

Could be technical glitch,but if it's intentional from the bank then you're guilty of something or broken any of their rules.
Can any bank lock your account without any genuine reason? Do you think Kuda will just lock your account,out of millions of users? Do you know what they stand to loose due to legal action?
How much do you even have that they want to steal? Better stay away from fraud and stop talking trash.