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Yes there are but very few. There might not be up to 7 prophets in Nigeria. But every tom dick and Harry with few metres Square space he calls church and 10 members congregation calls himself a prophet in Nigeria.

Arobagger:
i woke up this morning with the stronge determination to stop all my bad vices in order to become a better person. But right now i want to start from quiting drug abuse first, if u reading this or some one u know is a substance abuser talk to them if they are willing to stop then come in let's end it together, those interested pls indicate by comenting the type of drug and how long u have been Abusing it, we will start later by the day. if u are not ready to quit pls let other's do. This is a faceless forum so no need to be ashamed. I will be reading ur comments before the start time before i forget the substance am abusing is Tramadol (cold turkey), I'm with you all the way.

I am very happy to read this. I pray God gives you the strength and determination to carry on and see it through to the end.

traihit:
Is the thread actually informing us about Lagbaja (whom I know) or about Twitter's 'Tife and Sansa' (whom I don't). Or the op is trying to kill two birds (posts) with a single stone?

Very disgusting wack journalism. Many of these guys have no business writing, not to talk of blogging. I think people should be required to have certain minimum requirements before blogging. I see some posts with blog links. Reading a sentence is herculean because of how incoherent and poor the grammar is.
And they want to earn money through Google.

Jestin:
Please I need an urgent help my people. Few days ago, I sent my kid Sister to scan my results and send them to me via email because i needed to do something urgent with my result here as i am currently not in Nigeria. She later called me crying that she misplaced my statement of result so pls guys, I want to know the process to obtain another statement of result from federal polytechnics. I will appreciate your kind answers

How old is your kid sister? You shouldn't give your original credentials to anyone to keep. It's either they with you or in the bank.
I don't have answers really because I have never misplaced any of my credentials. But I know it will be an herculean task as far as Nigeria is concerned.
You will have to come back to request for it personally. Good luck

I think many Nigerians who have the virus are not going to isolation centers for whatever reasons. Many are self medicating.

Very detailed information. You must be a very intelligent blogger. Let me check out your sight for more.
If it was those hunger ravished bloggers on nairaland,they would post the topic and a stupid link, without giving us any reason to click the link.

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JosephOB:
Please pardon any errors because this will be a long thread
I had to create this new moniker out of shame but I need your help, My mother is dying.
She's being terribly sick and we dont know what's wrong with her.
It first started with a fever and we were afraid it was the coronavirus at first and rushed her to port Harcourt teaching hospital where I was disgraced bitterly because I didn't have money on me but thank God for my friends we were able to foot the bill for card and the doctor said she just had malaria and typhoid.
A week later to the glory of God she seemed to making a recovery and with the doctors permission we left the hospital because my mum kept complaining that she wants to go home because she seriously dislikes hospitals now this weak she's down with this same fever and has being coughing seriously as if she wants to cough blood.
I'm dumb founded as I'm here, I'm owing so much debts and these people are pressing on me to pay them back because of this lockdown. I dont know what to do anymore, she's just lying down there.
Sometimes i fear she won't even wake up (God forbid) because I'm seriously afraid right now.
I decided to see maybe I could beg the doctor even tho this same man disgraced me because I couldn't pay for card if he could just check up on her and then after examining her he then directed us to NNPC clinic which is very far from my place residence. I had to borrow more money to pay for all the test, I'm just tired and left stranded.
My mum is still lying there and she's barely moving just coughing.
Please I'm on my knees begging you all here, Anything you can send I'll take. My account details are in my profile please I beg you in the name of God
Please, she's being my father and mother at the same time since my father died when I was just 5 years please help me save her.

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Scammer,you created a thread about this before,same story same picture, people asked you salient questions, instead of you to respond to the questions,you went ahead to open another account again. It's obvious now you are a fraud,thief

Mathsguy:
Good day everyone on this platform.
If u are a male teacher in a private school with ur degree, you will know what I'm facing now.
Hunger wan kill me for house now, yet I don't need money from anyone.
What I need is good job pls within Lagos.
WhatsApp 08162446349

So sad may God provide

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temblor1:
Open a pharmacy if you're in the North, stock it with enough Viagra, Burantashi, Postinor, Codeine, Tramadol, Raphenol etc.
Money doubling and local bet shop, or a high priest-shrine in the West, as Yorubas too like awoof.
Baby factory in the East is quite viable, because of Igbos affinity to sex, or if your consciousness won't be disturbed you can get recipes from your local shrine and open a big restaurant.
Lastly, just buy guns with enough ammunition as kidnapping, armed robbery, cultism and militancy has outflanked politics down South

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So dry,wack comedian. Go get a life, because obviously you don't have one.

If you are someone who believe in the Bible,Satan won't ask you to do something against God without giving you scripture verses that supports it.
I am sure Satan would have encouraged him to go and heal the patients,he would have reminded him of how God promised that nothing can hurt him,not even a snake bite.
He did the same to Jesus, asked him to jump from a high pinnacle and reminded him of how God promised that he will not dash his feet against a stone,but Jesus knew his tactics. Told him "thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God"

Chrisbella24:
I'm sorry, but everyone in Lagos officially has COVID-19

There's nothing in this picture that is out of place. These are popular markets,the crowd is not much,I was expecting to see larger crowd from the way you carried it on your head like gala.
I see people wearing face mask,they are there to earn a living so as to feed their families,you were there for business also,so what's the fuss about?

UdoetteCyril91:
Its real and hurting right now, please your kind advice.
One of my girl friends is pregnant and confused right now like I rightly said before, according to her, she slept with a guy not her boy a day before the boy she claims she loves sex her n both of them spermed into her and now she is confused who owns the child but she has told the boy friend but has not inform the unknown guy.
Please, I wish to help both the boy friend and the my friend, should he(boy friend) take the child, she told him the assurance is 50/50.
Less I forget, the girl said she later realized she is related to the first guy who slept with her, and from the same village.
Thank you!

Your friend slept with two guys in two days successively. She is a h** definitely. It doesn't make sense, assuming the boyfriend is far away, we'll say she couldn't hold body,but you jumped from one guy to another indiscriminately?
" You don't wanna make a hoe a housewife".... Snoop Dogg

True. Same goes to finding a good woman.
Personally I consider myself a good man,at least according to human standard. My wife will be the luckiest girl on earth ever.
All glory goes to God

Las las he ain't leaving the earth with a dime

Olumighty123:
Please I have a working Samsung s7, with a broken screen, Im wondering if anyone has the same phone that may be faulty beyond repair with a working screen, I could pay if I had to, if otherwise, I'd be very much grateful, thanks in advance fam.

I thought you guys who use Samsung are rich. Always pulling down Techno and others and make their users feel less human.

If he did this before the outbreak of Corona, people will say he is disrespecting spiritual ordinance,but everyone will understand his reasons as a precaution.
God is not a man,he is a Spirit,he is not limited to any method or stereotype of doing this,one of the many lessons of Corona.

Of course those with brains knows it's fake news. Only the religiously deluded and politically spurious that believe such non sensible lies. There are 200+ countries in the world,so Bill gates decided to give $10m to bribe our legislators so that they can approve Bill Gates vaccine? Did he give the same to other countries too or just Nigeria?

EvilWithin:
I recently applied for a loan from a firm in Thailand, I have reached the stage where they're asking for a cosigner,I have sought the help of my family and friends, but one of the criteria for the cosigner is to have a regular source of income,which no one my family has.
I need help from anyone in this forum that has a valid ID and a regular source of income,I am willing to give a percentage of the loan when I receive it.
Thank You

A man living in Port Harcourt requested a loan in a firm in Thailand? Ok
Is this why you bought a laptop? For yahoo yahoo?
All your family members are not qualified as consignor,? Really?
So you decided to look for someone on a faceless forum filled with jobless people and scammers? Ok

"Pardon my sentence" nairalanders will not kill person chai

Bluehill1051:
Another scammer

Most scammers use accounts they can easily discard to scam. It won't make sense rendering a 2008 account useless by using it to scam. But the prices of the items raise high brow,Lg fridge for 15k?, 50 in Led TV for 50k?
Guys be careful,face to face transactions only,pay after testing.

She lives in a 3 bedroom apartment but no steady source of income,the person who gives her money lives in a room and parlor
What is wrong with Nigerians? Who are you trying to impress? Why not cut your coat according to your size? If they live in a self contain I am sure they won't be this broke.

EM123:
Please i need your help , am an introvert and i get angry easily , but i try to controlling it till i can't control it anymore , your advice will be appreciated. Thanks.

Everyone gets angry,but with different intensity or duration.
Download " Cage your Rage" and read it

GreatChizzy:
So let's say he resigned, with what resources does the wife expect him to "take care" of the family?
He should work towards relocating his family to be with him while he maintains his job.
Should he quit that job and return to be with his family; after 3 months of not getting another, that same woman is going to call him; "useless" and "good for nothing man who cant provide for his family".

Friends like yourself, should come together and assist him with the needed finance to relocate his family. It is such moments like this, the brotherhood of friendship gets its definition.

Don't you know typical Nigerian mentality " God will provide"
They get married without necessary finance
They seek admission without having necessary finance
They want to relocate overseas without any known contact or accomodation or job...
But you will hear "God will provide"

amakadlite:
truly there is time for everything. I struggled with pimples and dark spots but when the time came it vanished by itself. clean your face with warm water morning and night and avoid oily and fatty foods. make friends with fruits and vegetables for oil control body and face.

It will surprise you and all nairalanders that oily and fatty food are not responsible for pimples. I did a research online sometime ago and what I read surprised me.
It has not been scientifically proven or established that oily and fatty food is responsible for pimples.

Hope the mother is happy now
Many parents don't deserve to be called parents. Because they failed in life,they come home to transfer their aggression to their innocent kids. Rich people always treat their kids like angels,even apologize to them. But these poverty ridden idiots think because they are the parents their word's final. No wonder they breed agberos,one million boys, militants and rogues that disturb the peace of the country.

Wow this is sad, classical drug addict scenario. They will sell anything or steal anything to get the drugs. See do not judge him,I pity him actually,when the urge comes,you can't resist,it's like you'll die if you didn't take the drugs.
He should be taken to a good rehabilitation center,but I don't know how effective they are in Nigeria. You can take him abroad if you can afford it.
There are very good drugs rehabilitation centers overseas that will cure him completely,a lot of artists and rappers and celebrities in America were once like this but received help. Toni Braxton, Lindsay Logan etc

Honestly I can't imagine what private school teachers will be going through right now, especially married males.
I once taught in a private school after Service. The money was small but it went a long way I won't lie. I love teaching and I really enjoyed the job,and the students make me happy.
Till now I still wonder how I coped then,I even had little savings then. But the proprietor was a bad person,he cheated us at any opportunity he had. Thank God for the principal,he was very understanding,intact if you want to go anywhere or you'll be absent just tell him,he got you covered.
Unless you are a lady with a husband taking care of your bills,if you work in private school,if you salary is delayed for few days after the month end,you will feel it drastically because the salary is usually small so before the end of the month,the money is either exhausted, almost exhausted or you in debth.
Now that schools are closed for months now,I can't imagine how these teachers will be coping now. It will be hard. I feel for private school teachers in Nigeria seriously

Anyone has freedom to worship anything they desire,it's called freedom of religion. You can worship a stone if you like as long as you are not infringing on other people's right or breaking the law of the land.