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Look Op. We simply don't have the fvcking time for this nonsense right now.

How did he get her account details if he hadn't started a conversation with her already?

You people keep feeding these dumb bîtches craving for attention.

habibzyL:
I would have blamed him for traveling during this perilous time, but at the same time hunger is real.
maybe he had to embark on such travel to feed, maybe he waited for the palliative but saw nothing was forthcoming. maybe, maybe... maybe.


Anyway, I wish him quick recovery.

Maybe traveled to attend a wedding or birthday party.

joshrare:
I hail ooo

Wehdon boss.

"The robber took me two rounds which I came both times."

Story clearly written by a man who is fantasizing about sex. Fake news.

Mrshape:
a father sent letter to his children after the children have received the letter.
He will still call them on video call and be reading the letter for them.

What prevent him from doing live broadcast and give the people opportunity to talk with him?

That has been the norm since the military era - releasing the speech to various media outlet even before NTA broadcasts.
Why this is peppering some people now is simply because a lot of us have decided to be voluntary journalists on Facebook and Twitter with a penchant for "Na me hear am first."
They didn't say it was a live broadcast by the way.

School hard.

ndidibabe:
Bro, on a lighter note, if you have slept with her with or without protection, you should run some test to isolate cases of STD.

Yeah thanks. Done all that. What is remaining is for her to understand that I no do again. That is now the issue.
You talk to a this lady who would be 30 this year and you find out how empty her life would have been if it wasn't filled up with the pēnises of numerous men. Things de this life o. Hmmmm!
E no learn any skill. Na graduate wey school no pass her head. Nothing nothing. Just "That my ex for Abuja. That my ex for Maiduguri. That my ex for Owerri. That my ex for Lagos. That my white ex." Then she's almost mute on every other topic. It's amazing how the human mind can be trained.

Auxigen:
Wetin I no gor hear for Nairaland.. Which one be Okafors law again?
Okafor na scientist?

Don't play with Okafor's Law o. That stuff works a lot.

tydi:
Alaye! Na emotional scam she wan play on top your heart. To make you start thinking that she's has seen and done things, that nothing will move her sexually again cus she has seen all , then you wife with her forgetting that a leopard can not change its spots. She is not doing well.

The good thing about it is that, the one she gists me is even smaller than the one other people gist me about her. Imagine having a girlfriend and almost everyone you meet would tell you, "Eyaah, na you de with this girl now? Kai maybe na you go rescue her finally. Well done my brother. God will reward you. She been no get direction at all. Everyday different different men. God go help you."
Stuff like that has been said to me countless times by people who knew her and found out we were dating.

tydi:
Has she been gangbanged, if not, then don't go there, her body count still dey learn work.

Believe me, when I say over 100, I'm not kidding. Na she dey use her mouth gist am. Almost EVERYONE is her ex. It's bad o.

eni4real:
She is bold!!
Jaruma.. I hail thee!!!

Walahi. The troubling thing is that she gists about her past excapades as if they are achievements. With so much pride.
I feel pity for her sha. Cos I've done all I can to say I no do again. This girl is persistent.
However, I rather join priesthood than marry such a person.
You can't make love to such a human being o. Just sex. Nothing more.

speedchariot:
It depends on what you mean by High.For me,five is my margin of safety.Above that,nah republic.

5? Lol.
Ewooooo! Chai! God!
My babe is running over 100. No joke.
I went to a club with her one night, she pointed 3 exes for me. I felt uneasy and left with her to another club and she pointed one more. I just weak.
She has literally traveled all the states in the country to sleep with men.
If I see 5, na to dive am with both hands.

Throwback:
The clone is already being prepared to give a live speech, hence all the delay to groom him.

His name is Chinedu Ogbonna, a refugee in Italy.

No wonder. So this is really true? They replaced Ohamadike with clone. Jubril must be laughing now.

Amanda4life:
Kemi.

You will still die some day.

He has fought a fight you and your supporters can never dear to fight for the Yoruba's.

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KEMI
WHEN YOU DIE
YOUR CORPSE CAN NOT RECEIVE THE RESPECT THE CORPSE IN THAT COFFIN GOT.

ITS ONLY CURSES THAT WILL FOLLOW YOU TO DEATH.

I BELIEVE EVEN IF HE IS DEAD , MILLIONS WILL CRY BECAUSE OF HIM.

BUT THE DAY YOU AND YOUR GROUP WILL DIE.

THERE WILL BE JOY IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY

Lol. Jokers.

Nwanyiogwashi:
this only show how you people fear the great nnamdi KANU, he doesn't have time to respond to nonsense, so have fun

Exactly! Dead people don't have time and can't respond.

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/abaribe-cautions-against-lockdown-extension.html

The man is worthy of being called a Nigerian senator. Most times he speaks for the entire people of country. I wonder what my Abba Moro is doing there. They should just make him Abaribe's P.A make we rest.

That mattress must have offices inside with real people working and living there to make sure I sleep very comfy. If you ask me, Na just hype.

Oboy! I came here to ask how this was news.

Putting it on is not the problem. It is when it fries the person holding the remote together with the "OFF" button. Na that time egungun go finally dance reggae-blues on top express!

dokyOloye:
A funny story.

A friend of mine(lost contact wt him long ago) who I will refer to as guy A told me a story about a young boy(guy B) who lived in his street, who approached him that he wanted to join confra(BAN).
He inwardly considered that guy B comes from a responsible family and told him d life of confra isn't good for him.
Guy B insisted so guy A told him that membership fee was 30k to discourage him.Guy B paid up sharp sharp to his utmost surprise. Guy A cooked another story of initiation materials which he said was 20k to dissuade him but guy B paid up.
After dodging him guy B for about a month without success,guy A finally told that initiation was by weekend and that a strong name was already chosen for him, "alora burial arrangement"
Guy B asked,does it mean I'll be d one arranging burials for people that get killed?
Guy A exclaimed, your are very intelligent my boy,yes that will be your job
Guy B excused himself to buy cigar and that was d last time he saw him

Summary is SayNoToCultism

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Useless! Freaking useless!!

lapazi:
If truely man is behind this pandemic, it’s really a sorry case, because this is worse than a world war!

Actually, it's not. Both World wars left millions of people dead.

Buy peppersoup condiments and get into your hunting mood. Nature has delivered a palliative to you.

Olude193:
At least she was sincere about the body count..
I don't understand how we men have more body counts than ladies and still go on to condemn the ladies who are sincere about theirs

False sincerity. The reason why most ladies with a high body count are quick to tell you about their past is they are smarter than the naive ones and know that you are going to find out sometime in the near future anyway. So better they tell you themselves. Then you give them credit for sincerity not knowing that they are just trying to cover their bases. It doesn't carry much weight.

How many men have you seen with a high body count who are truly faithful in their marriages? And for how long?
It's the same with women.

Definelty will cheat on you when the opportunity presents itself. My present GF who has been pressuring me for marriage has an astronomical body count. E pass high. How can I now marry someone who if she picks a stone and throws in the marketplace, it will hit at least 5 exes? Even ashawo no get custormer reach the girl.
Then she said something about when she reported someone who beat up her brother to the police. That she told herself that even if it is to just give the police man her kpekus, to have them deal with the boy, she was ready. Underline "just."

That is the testament of a person who doesn't place any value on her body. She gives it out willingly.
She will give it out again. When she goes to look for a job. When she goes to pursue a contract. When she runs into certain exes.

Flee!!!

Sleekgist, This happened where?

I don't get why people abandon children when some orphanages would allow the mother to go and keep the baby with them while she looks for work and then come back to pick up the baby when she can stand on her feet economically.
How do you throw away baby? Haba!

Like someone said up there, your are better off reading and chasing after paper. Someone has already started showing you the value of money to women and you have to learn.
I used to spend money on one of my school G.Fs then. Not until one banker started coming to pick her up in a car, go and buy her 500 Naira nkwobi and she appreciated that more than even if I paid her school fees. That was when the last scale fell from my eyes.
Chase the money and good grades first.

Useless information.

369 Kilometers length and 250 kilometers girth. We don't need to be in the same state when we do the do.
Smh. Kids.

IlovePMB:
You people say you are richer than the south east. So let us see the state that would suffer most in this lock down. The lock down would continue till June. Igbo man no send. He go survive. This is the time to know that Igbos are different breeds.

And your account balance cannot flash Mtn to MTN.

God bless you sir for what you have done for your people.
Na real King be this one.

NoBones:
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Abi oooo, when one hungry Cultist come beg you, you pity am give am small change wey you no need, na so him go dey brag for were him fellow Cultist dey say you na him office....... continue dey open office.

I been dey give to them like that but now my Kobo no dey enter any Cultist hand, make them go meet their fellow strong men.

It's so painful, mostly these buccaneers them go form big boys up and down with nothing to show, if I see them I don't even go near them even the ones I know.

Foolish set of old men with small boys mentality.

Exactly! Old men with children mentality.

Oboy! Police don collect.
Name of the movie should be, "THE FINAL BRIBE."