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Agnes don buy motor

As in ehn! The amount of lies in this OP's dna is monumental! OP! E be like say you be Lie Muhammed tailor o.

miraokocha:
So on Feb12, I told my boyfriend that I would love to take him out and celebrate our 5 months of being together.
He flared up immediately and asked if I thought he is a broke and incompetent guy.
He said things like me wanting to have a upper hand in the relationship because these things are not meant for ladies to do.

I told him it was a normal thing because lady taking care bills doesn't really mean anything
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Well, I don't even think he had plans taking me out because he hadn't said anything about it. Maybe he wanted to surprise me.
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We didn't talk about it until night of Feb 13.
I told him not to forget that we were going out. He said no and really flared up.
He didn't even talk to me all through Feb14 until now. Not even a small gift or Val message.
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Well, I was so disappointed that I gave all the money to my sister early on Val morning.

I really had a very bad day because lots of unfortunate things kept happening.
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Well, He called me today asking me to visit him.
Seriously, I can never marry a man like that!!
I am planning to break up with him!.

That's bad of him. Refusing you to take him out has to do with ego which in this case comes from lack of proper exposure on his part. I always tell ladies to keep an eye out to be able to differentiate a principled man from an average bush man.

Oboy! Her moi moi don finally done.

Oh! As dem say him leg black na to de wear white primary school socks now abi? He looks like someone they are taking to crèche.

People are still dying in Benue state na. So how him no go look good? Idiat of a president.

gentlegenius:
Those are wack songs.
Noise!

It depends on the kind babe wey you get na.

For some babes, it's even Timaya and Terry G's respective "Jump and Pass" tracks you'll be playing.

Op forgot to add YEBA and Olamide's Wo.

refreshrate:
sharp guy
just keep her for satisfaction purposes only

meanwhile find your wife go front
Then please always use condoms

Done, done and done. Re-establishing relations with my very smart and driven sweetheart from Uni days. Once that works out, I don port from bachelorhood.

It is very easy to know that this story was written by a male person.
The language structure and the mannerisms used in expressing the woman's point of view betray the erotic fantasies a man has with regards to encounters of wild sex and the likes. Op, put this into considering when next you are writing such fictional pieces.

Truckpusher:
The highlighted is exactly where you guys gets it all wrong.

By the time she gets pregnant and no amount of abortion pill and abortion would pull it out and bang!! you're in a marriage with someone you can't even trust with your dog.
Quietly walk now and damn the consequences because you're seriously courting for a failed marriage in the future.
What if I tell you she's still seeing that guy this very moment and you've not been able to find out because she has become smarter?
After God fear women!! Talking about her ex and their sexual encounters was enough for you to leave the relationship but instead you chose to pass time thereby pilling up trouble for yourself.

Walahi! You are saying the truth. I woke up this morning with a mindset of using the Valentine theme to let her know that it wouldn't work out with us anymore. Yuck! I can't imagine marrying her o.

Na FirstBank na. Wetin we for expect before? They are a very reliable bank.

You don solve your problem na.

It's very difficult o. I started dating a lady in May of last year. Things were moving fine. One little snag, she had a chronic habit of always talking about her exes, even up to the level of their sexual encounters. However, there was one military man (married) she always talked about that was like a father figure to her and also dating her friend. She gisted me of how she frequented the man's office everytime to "disturb him" and even caught him on one occasion banging the said friend.
You know, that feeling you get when you are hearing a story always and your instincts just keep telling you that something isn't adding up abi? Exactly. My spider senses were tingling.
So one day, when she was sitting across the table from me, I asked for her phone and started screening her whatsapp messages. Then boom! I saw a message from her to a guy: "I'm missing you."
The reply I saw was, "You are in a mood for a fvck right?"
To which she replied, "hmmm, you know na."
The rest are quite graphic.
I got to find out that the messages where from the same father figure she'd been always gisting me about.
This na man wey for siddon for my high table if me and this lady were going to get married fa!
Long and short of it, I got mad and she cried heaven and earth telling me it was in the past.
I didn't break up with her o. She and her folks wouldn't let that happen. I've tried working on it but I just can't trust her again. She still assumes she's my girlfriend while honestly I'm just using her to pass time. I just can't bring myself to ever trusting her again no matter what.

Good one guys. I hear good things about this governor.

Issokay!

I keep saying bbnaija is a rubbish show for dull people and this thread goes further to prove it. Posting this in the sports section just goes to tell the world that you are a special kind of dull.

MostBanned:
Yeah! You for dey for me (you for dey !!)
When the boy dey hunger
I for try for you oohhh ehhh

If you no get money
Hide your face
I dey hide my face

Oluwasaeon:
Who are they?

Exactly what I've been asking. Who are these people?

Organizer111222:
All this rubbish names their mother and father did not name them only tell me they are olosho... whats khloe??

It's a simple alphabet trick. Khloe - kl = hoe.

Ok. It's still a rubbish show for dull people.

NothingDoMe:
The slaughter on this thread is massive. Nairaland no longer tolerates hate speech about Nairaland

They forget that it the people who make up the forum. And that's why we keep on complaining.

texazzpete:
Lmao. Nairaland member for over a decade here. Sad to see how the quality of front page worthy material has continued to decline.


Some of these posts are straight up adverts for desperate bloggers.

It's just so sad. Tells you about the level of intellect of those charged with such duties.

thegentleman:
I knew its a lie when he said a 10yr old in SS1. I wanted to talk but what do I know?

And people are just rushing to comment on an obvious lie.

snowblaq:
That's her fault.... She loves him wholeheartedly yet doesn't discipline him.... How can she give a child of 10years old his school fees to pay himself?... Because he is in ss1 or what?...
When people have just one kid... They think by allowing him/her get away with things that they love the child?..... How u make your bed is how you would lie on it...... A fruit doesn't fall far from the tree....

Y'all really believe this ckoc and bull story to be true? Lol. The mod who pushed this to the frontpage must be high and protesting against the proposed ban on codeine. Seun! Caution your staff.

They are just hearing the song now?

nans24:
You are a witness! Why type a statement like you not one. Are you not proud of Jehovah?

Lol! Nope. Frankly, I don't care much for religion anymore, no thanks to people like you who have and are constantly changing it into something far less meaningful than what the founding fathers proposed it to be. No I'm not a witness and on paper, I identify as a Christian (just like you). In reality, I don't care.

true2god:
You are right. JW is an organization set up primarily to oppose established Christian Churches and doctrines; they have no business with non-christians. I have spent more than 10 years studying the JW's 'AWAKE' and 'WATCHTOWER' magazines and come to conclusion that they are filled with Christian-biased messages and doctrines, twisting the Bible to conform to their 'what the Bible really teaches'. The JW magazines with never attack Islam, Hinduism, Budism, etc, never, but will spend all their energy attacking the Catholics, the Orthodox and the Pentecostal churches, mostly in a rather subtle ways.

On a political note, they attack the German Nazis of events that took place almost 80 years ago, and how the JW members suffered in their hands, as if no other human beings suffered in world war 2. I am 100% sure if the Nazis had won the second world war, their current magazines won't attack the Nazis but the allied forces for crime against humanity. This is one of the things that make the JW very deceptive and cunny.

They have stopped knocking at my door when I challenged one of them with facts, points and scholarly evidences, even taking them back to their own history. I didn't ask them to stop coming but they used their brains wisely seeing the futility of engaging me. To make matter worse, it seems they even tell other witnesses to avoid my house completely; they knock my neighbour's doors but always miraculously avoiding my doors.

Is the territory not big enough for all you guys to explore? You guys are like drug dealers (and y'all should face the same punishement in a government prison) battling for territory. I'd gladly let in a JW talk to me than some hypocrite Christian thinking only about more income for his church. You lot are the reason why Christianity keeps losing members daily. This clannish us vs them mentality is the reason why religion is loathed by so many people who previously had faith.