₦airaland Forum

Princedapace:
Wow.. Thanks, I will research more on this.. How did Cane come about according to ur initial comment? I have always known that blacks issues are more spiritual than physical.

i neither made an initial comment nor made mention of Cain.

it was @FeloniousFelon who said so.

i only told you about Ham

Kaysalas:
Please, I want to know. How did you know that Ham was the black African?

Noah said it and i quote.

"children of Ham (Afro) shall serve the children of Shem (Euro)"

did blacks (slaves) not serve the whites (masters)?

i've not seen a real life vagina before. how does it look like?

OHOnairaland:
Back in my primary school time, we were thought how the name NIGERIA came about, the person that designed the Nigerian flag and what green white green signified. We were also tutored on the Nigerian coat of arm, the symbols thereon and what they stood for. I have grown up now as an adult only to realise that I don't know what our Naira - the Nigerian currency stands for nor how it came about. This is really shameful. I have not read about it anywhere and no school has ever thought me about it, not in the primary, secondary nor tertiary. Could there be a secrete surrounding the name as someone was making me believe recently? He said it meant Never Allow Igbos Rule Again. If it is not being taught, I personally think that such omission couldn't have been unintentional. Who can resolve the quagmire for me?

i can. kobo (Naira coins) is the acronym for Kill Ojukwu Before Others.

kobo has died with Ojukwu. do we use 1 kobo, 5 kobo, 10 kobo, 20 kobo & 50 kobo again?

Princedapace:
I would like to learn more about this.. I have been searching to know the origin of the black race.. It seems cursed race.

Noah was drunk and fell asleep naked.

Ham (black Africa) saw his dad but laughed at him.

Shem and Japheth (whites) turned their back and covered him.

Noah cursed Ham. you shall be a "Servant of servants"

post Genesis 9:20-27 here for doubtlanders

Biochemist's fiancee, does your fiance know how to drive?
there are Sales Rep jobs in pharmaceutical companies.
it comes with an official car but in some you start by carrying a drug bag

@graciamore, fwd your special CV to jobs2018@synapseservices.org

monie:
Desktop support
he is Lead help desk specialist now at West jet Calgary
before then he has worked with government of Alberta, Transcanada Pipelines, Calfrac Well services, Devon energy.
after working in the oil sector for so long he wanted to try something new and went to Airline
he is just gathering more knowledge, more information.

that's a beautiful Resume your Hubby got there. God will favor him and bless you too.

he can also work in a multinational Consulting firm. like, Deloitte needs to hire an IT Lead here in Abuja:

either a BS/BA with 7 years experience or an MS/MA/MBA with 6 years experience. jobs2.deloitte.com

i support this relocation plan while living in the Western region of Canada. your babies can do their grade-school in Africa. then go overseas for long vac when their dad and mom are on leave.

bon voyage

Ma'am, what specialty in IT is your Hubby an expert in?

Ejimagift:
People that are segregating themselves with Osu cast system yet they want Biafra. God knows biafra will not survive 6 months before they fight another civil war. We don't need such unstable country near our borders

in the words of Nnamdi Kanu,

"there will be no Osu in Biafraland."

he also broadcast this on radio:

"if Igbos want to be free, then they should first of all free their own."

mind you, he is Diala, likewise me.

anyday we completely abolish the freeborn (Diala or Amadi) and outcast (Osu or Ohu) caste system in Igboland,

there comes a country that was.

activistjohnny:
5000+ plus soldiers was sent to ekiti state governorship election. it will take another years for boko haram menance to be destroy in Nigeria. infact there is another sect now called ''Hakika''

in Igbo language,

'akika means "soldier ants"

Munzy14:
What will make a married woman not to pick up her call in the presence of her husband if she is not playing with the husband destiny??.

she is either cheating on or stealing from him!!

this woman is evil. Shehu is the most handsome footballer in Super Eagles world cup team.

MACDONALDuzoma:
Get out and mind ur writings. Jesus! This babe was a good and homely girl. Stayed in my former street. Always going to church (Assumpta Cathedral Owerri). May your gentle soul rest in Perfect peace, Amen

don't mind the gypsy. they are quick to typing thrash.

this girl is too beautiful to die. look at those princess eyes.

@juri God bless you for NASRDA info

Parakletos:
Good morning folks. Please, how do I get to Japan Embassy from Area 1 or Apo. The address of the embassy is No 9 Bobo Street, Off Gana Street, Maitama.

Thanks.

from Area 1, enter a taxi going to Wuse.

from Wuse, enter another taxi going to Maitama.

doctore212:
I need an urgent help. Can someone lend me 30k to buy a new sex doll. Check my signature for my account number

doctor, you're asking Jonathan's SURE-P youths or Buhari's N-Power youths to give you their one month salary of 30,000

don't you know any kiosk where they sell "30 Naira black soap"

TheTakeOver:
What of salvation ministry ph

i think that one Ibiyomie is building along Airport Road in Port Harcourt could cover a 120,000 persons

love is blind

the herdsman part got me rolling on the floor.

this Fani-Power pikin na comedian.

but he has passed a message across...

...to a cow-loving nation

tayotv09:
please how can get to, Uche Ayoola Plaza, 9,Olorunlogbon Street, Anthony Village from egbeda

you remind me of Lagos. Mainland and Island

from Egbeda/Akowonjo, find your way to Oshodi Ok. before the flyover (facing Third Mainland Bridge direction and backing Airport Road) enter a danfo shouting Anthony/Maryland

next time, throw such question to Jobs/Vacancies section.

a Jehovah Witness teen girl... where is her book? titled "Questions Young People Ask"; Answers That Work. their organization gifted it to me when i was a teenager. and it helped me quit masturbation or "touching myself"

for the boy, area boys took him to where he drank conc' and be "empowered"

youth empowerment? when his mates overseas are developing apps. na wa for Africa

TissuePaper:
Who cares , A wise man once said 'A dick key that can unlock all pussies doors is a master key ' while a pussy door that can be unlocked by all dicks keys is a .................

Complete it

...wide-open door.

but such dick is not a master key;

he's an ashawo key.

repent

its cause is:

POVERTY from bad governance.

HYPOCRISY from gospel merchandise.

politicians keep opening offshore accounts.

preachers keep teaching prosperity sermons.

what is 1500 Naira? that 30 of my baby sisters should give up their junior teen flowers for a mere 4 dollars!

even their teachers, very unethical pigs who are duty bound to protect mislead students, instead took to blackmail them with carnal acts.

emeernest:
Surprised how this Panama qualified ahead of USA...

you read my mind, bro.

US should have gone to the tournament.

not these guys

rub tydineal spot removing cream.
"tidy your fine skin with tydineal"

As I watched the Argentina and Iceland match today and
wondered why there were no black players in the Argentinean
team when other South American teams had black or biracial
players, I remembered a conversation I had last year.
It was while I was on a cruise from Florida to the Grand
Cayman Islands in the Caribbean.
Between an Argentinean doctor and myself, who had walked
up to me during lunch one day and struck up a conversation
with me.
There was no hiding the attraction.
We had bonded much to the chagrin of her three Argentinean
friends.
On the deck of the ship that day, she kept going on about how
she loves black men and looks forward to traveling so she can
meet them.
I asked her.
"Don't you have black people in Argentina?"
She said with a matter of fact candour.
"No. Long time ago, after slavery, we killed them all."
I was taken aback.
She smiled.
And continued.

@boldking,

what the fvck!

don't cry for me

TheAk:
please has anyone ever sat for an interview with bristow helicopters,if so what are the likely questions

ya. we did ours in Sheraton hotel Ikeja some years ago. British guys conducted it.

verbal reasoning and quantitative (mth) aptitude tests.

2 essays. one on how to fly a 'copter. from take-off to landing.

read about controls, cyclic whatever, rotor, and so on.

finally, i think Bristow train their pilots in the US. when you get there, say hi to Trump.

...I wanted to tell her am a married man with kids. But my mind did not hold on to it.
I felt I could spoil the celebration , since she invited only me to the party. We drank and surprisely my wife called and I told her I was in a party with a colleague of my who was celebrating her promotion. She asked if I will come home tonight. I responded her with a yes.
So badly, I did not know the young lady made other plans that night, she had the room lodged and and stuffs tidied.
She asked me to follow her up. Which I did. We arrived in the room, so she started kissing me and the next thing was AWOL. At that point I realised I had done something wrong to offend my wife at home.
So I texted my wife, I would be unable to return home, which after then I switched my phone off, I spent the whole night...

@soccerepe,

there's an Igbo proverb that says,

"a child who does not know how to LIE will tell the grandmother that a goat ate the firewood fetched for her."

but that child only went out to play, not to farm.

op, 'tis an Ahitophel advise.
i will marry a girl who ask me out and i like her...
...if she is NOT from a "very rich" home.

NORSIYK:
Okorocha is famously known for his substandard and counterfeit projects littered in owerri town, the life span of his projects are always 6 months after 6 months the projects are gone

This is why all well meaning Imolites are clamoring for HIS EXCELLENCY RT. HON. SIR. EMEKA IHEDIOHA. CON. KSC, to take over helms of affairs in Imo State for quality projects, prompt payment of civil servants salaries and qualitative education for our students.


Is time for owerri zone governor for fairness, equity and justice in Imo state

Long live HIS EXCELLENCY RT. HON. SIR. EMEKA IHEDIOHA. CON. KSC
Long live owerri zone
Long live Imo state.

he was the only alternative prior to 2015 guber election but Imolites voted for a wind

Eneyerin:
She is an ogbaje a week to her wedding hmm. That is what they do before coming into this world say when and how they are to leave. May God always allow me to be at the right place at the right time.

no. she's not.

her father is an "amu-usu" (wizard)

he swore in their coven that his daughter will never get married.

imagine, a day to the wedding.

hang him!

portablefola:
Hnmmmmmm....am speechless

okay. permit me to deliver a speech:
ladies and gentlemen,
i can not marry a single mother.
i can marry a young widow.
thank you.