₦airaland Forum

portablefola:
Hnmmmmmm....am speechless

okay. permit me to deliver a speech:
ladies and gentlemen,
i can not marry a single mother.
i can marry a young widow.
thank you.

kmaster007:
see her teeth like dat of chimpanzee

free the fine girl, jor

Tiwoman to Wizboy: o'baby oh, hold ma hand, let's go

there's freedom of association, in concert, in club, inc

she's just his senior friend.

read the biography of French president.

i will vote for Tiwa, anyday

sunmarouk:
from bwari, enter berger vehicle, drop at banex bridge. walk toward that banex road(after the T traffic light), enter another taxi along that way, tell the driver nitel junction. where u alight, follow the road by the right, aftr a short walk, another right again. OR from th nitel junction, just ask for BARCELONIA HITEL, &U will b directed straight to blantyre stree.. HOPE I TRY SMALL

area. nice try. though i may not know how to navigate Abj as much as i know Lag and Phc but check this:

atop Banex flyover, enter a taxi going to Along Garki (50 Naira or so) and stop at ECWA junction (before NITEL junction). do "not" turn left or right to IBB Way! just go straight like 2 poles on Ahmadu Bello Way, then turn right- you will see a short_cut between two estates' fence. pass through it and face Barcelona Hotel at 23 Blantyre Crescent. Num 1 is rightwards.

the job is yours, Olamide. best of luck

this guy is a virgin just like me so i understand his fears.
that babe was active in the past and now a secondary virgin.
it is a fact that Whites are more transparent than Blacks.
how could you toy with a woman's emotions, even in church?
tell your mum to tell her mum to tell her the truth!
if she decides not to call of the engagement, then -- a good thing.

NIGHTMARE0O7:
Nwaonyi OMA onye na ala gi Otu na ala GI ofuma. E don reset ur brain ...now see as e dey work sharp sharp.
More oil to his diokpa.

trans-miss-ion, sorry sir, i mean trans-lat'-ion
beautiful woman, the man making love to you is doing it well.

clarocuzioo:
Okorocha is a desperado. Going so tee PMB does not change the stance and position of IMO people. Your son-in-law will never be the governor of IMO state.
Your forgot how IMO people voted for you in 2011, stood by and ensured their votes were counted and not rigged, because they wanted to remove the incumbent,
Now you looked on our faces and spat on us. Instead of quietly leaving at the end of your tenure, you want to install your son in-law.
Okorocha IMO state is not and will never be "Kalu and Kalu Nig. Ltd."

Domenico Clericuzio

"the last don"

HeWrites:
A South African man identified as Josey Ncube has shaken the table as he shades African ladies while showing off her white girlfriend with the advantages of dating one.

Read below;
"Advantages of dating a white woman
1. No noise
2. No weaves
3. Clean kitten
4. No nasty smells
5. Educated
6. No hairy kitten
7. Tight kitten
8. Good looking kids
9. Respect
10.Loyalty
11.Kinky shit
12. No asking for money
13. No noise
14. No mthakathi
15 No noise"


Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/man-shades-african-ladies-as-he-shows-off-his-white-girlfriend-lists-the-advantages.html


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1. kitchen noise

13. living room noise

15. the other room noise

Nigerian women?

dafeyankee:
Nothing spiritual here.

Once dated a girl who only sleeps holding a pillow. Try hard as I did to make her put her head on the pillow,I always wake up to her holding very tight to the pillow.

At first I thought it was spiritual. I mean who holds on to a pillow so tight and firm as if they are choking it?

Later I discovered she and her younger sister fought a lot as kids over pillows,and each would hold on tight to her pillow so the other don't snatch it.

As an adult she still hold the pillow tight.

you won the highest number of "likes" i have ever seen on this forum, 888

but why didn't you marry the princess? she's got nice ethymology

miqos02:
what caused the war in te first place?

communism (Russia, USSR) in the North and capitalism (America, USA) in the South.

Japan colonized Korea before the first world war till after the second world war.

Colonel Achuzie of Biafra army formerly of Nigeria army and previously part of British West Africa frontier force, is a veteran of the korean war 1953

IamD18:
Praaaaaaaaaaise the lord.

Praise...Praise....Praise....Praaaaaaise the lord.


God is a wonderful God. The lady wanted the tailor to sow a body and boobs revealing cloth for her so that she'll start showing people her boobs and looking for men to seduce on a Sunday , but God used the tailor to tell her that he's still the Oga kpata-kpata.


We, men are serving a living God, he never fails us, he loves us

She looks like an ancestral butterfly with the cloth, she should dress like that to wherever she's going to, it's a nice and Godly design . We call it Overgrown butterfly design

the tailor delivered her from seducing spirit.

the church sister is well covered like an astronaut.

and wow, she's walking on a rainbow!

happiest Sunday

koolaid87:
If you were gowon, what would you have done differently. Gowon went for the dialogue to made sure the war never occured. But just like every other igbos, priortizing money as their foremost agenda, Ojukwu ignored the consequences of declaring Biafra.

A logical General would have evaluated, accessed and analyzed his military powers to know if it'll be in his favor before making move.

When money is involved, an average Igbo loses their sense of reasoning..that is why they'll never cease pushing coke to death zone like Malaysia and indonesia.

I'm not tribalistic, just being factual

which money are you talking about? someone whose dad was the richest man in black Africa. the Queen rode his dad's Rolls Royce when she visited here in 1956. he himself bought such car as a student at Oxford.

had he sold Bonny or Brass like his colleagues on the federal side did to Bakassi

Rawlings said this of him, an African leader who did not take bribe in office

Lugardarian tax collectors

DavidEsq:
That dog in the pix looks more like a vampire dan a dog

it's no more a dog.

'tis a transformed monster.

the owner with his son bought suicide.

UN need to stop this terror people are cross-breeding.

bible calls such beasts wild animals.

our inhuman generation now rear them at home.

Abraham (father of all Jewish, Christians and Mohamedans) never kept a wolf at home.

habsydiamond:
Why u no go fear northerners...even our colonial masters fear them that was why it took them much time to capture that side....which brings me to say this, that the fear of the north is the beginning of wisdom for the other region...

Oba Dosunmu ceded Lagos to Britain in 1861.

British Empire conquered Sokoto Caliphate in 1903.

Nri Kingdom (Ibo Confederacy) surrendered in 1911.

fear the Easterners

Aspiregreat:
When they are ''babyless'' and husbandless ''.

"childbirth" and marriage" should not be a yardstick to measure success.

a single lady could still be happier and touch lives.

she can found an NGO, or open an orphanage, or start a school, and so on...

men will now rush her.

but some marriages are like hell. you may not understand.

a lot of heartless men out there, too many wicked mother-inlaws.

if a wife has no son in Iboland? hmm!

lincs25:
The points are good! my girl friend runaway from me because I don't have a car and hook up with a guy that has been using his dad car to lure women. now she want me back when she discovered the guy emptiness. But I am not ready to welcome her back.

a girl left her "fiance with a vision" to marry one "guy who has television"

she is now using the TV to watch her reject who is now a celeb.

tonight i prophesy, you shall be a governor someday

i recall her leading role in the movie "Our Song" in year 2000

they were 3 friends: Lanisha (Kerry Washington), Maria Hernandez (Melissa Martinez) and Joycelyn (Anna Simpson)

Lani, you were my crush back then.

i'm so glad to hear that you married an Igbo

AceDomino:
Baby's day out part 3

baby is Highway Patrol

just look at his name Nn-amu-ka?
Igbos can tell the meaning: "Use peniss more"
the boy is elastically stupid.
why not use his brain more? invent something or develop an app
girls are NOT useless.
i'm still a virgin

the Anglican archbishop of Enugu, Chukwuma asked,
"who will replace Ekwueme?"

there are two historic ways Igbos follow a leader:
either
1. protect the interest of Igbos in Nigeria. (Zik's movement)
or
2. try to carve out Biafra for the Igbos. (Ojukwu's ideology)

Rochas wants Igbos to integrate in a larger union of Africa. (pan-Africanism)
he says Igbos are migrant and need bigger space to thrive.

Kanu wants Igbos to create a smaller model for Africa. (sovereignty)
he says Igbos are inventive and need freedom to develop.

1st picture:
#stand up for the president, stand up.

2nd picture:
"the sun i see sitting down, will rise.

why the fuss? even if he sleeps, but God forbid, his freedom songs will keep dancing on.

Nigerians (including me) one day we go sidon dey look Biafrans (my people) go like this:

ceeceeco:
Government College Umuahia my alma mata! Founded in 1929 by Robert Fisher. motto: In unum luceant. there are 9 houses; Fisher house, School house, Simpson house, Erekosima house, Niger house, Nile house, Kent house, Wareham house, Cozens house. I was in Simpson house 1998/1999 Session. Great Umuahians!

there are 3 "Government Colleges" East of the Niger:

@ Umuahia (1929), Owerri (1935) and Afikpo (1952)

Owerri Government Secondary School is my alma mata.

great OGSSians!


our motto is Dirige Nos Domine, that is, Direct Us Lord.

6 houses: Azikiwe, Njemanze, Pyke Nott, School, Owerri and Erekosima.

did you play cricket game at the cricket pitch?

wow, you boys had Erekosima house too.


I. D. Erekosima, an old boy of Umuahia college became their first black principal

and best student in the London matriculation examinations of the British Empire.

he is from Kalabari, a sub-group of the Ijaws in Rivers State.

other notable Umuahians are Dr. Endley (former premier Southern Cameroon),


Jaja Wachukwu (1st Reps speaker, 1st Foreign minister & 1st UN ambassador of Nigeria),

Okoi Arikpo, George Kurubo (former Nigeria air force chief), Ken Saro-Wiwa, Chinua Achebe,

N. U. Akpan (former Biafra chief secretary), Alex Madiebo (former Biafra army chief),

Orji Kalu (former Abia governor), Achike Udenwa (former Imo governor) & Senator Abaribe.

Benedictus, i respect the divine healing anointing in you, Sir.
#teamPastorBenny
we give God the glory

once again,

these happenings fulfills the scripture:

"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man..."

prophet Isaiah 4:1

the higher the dollism, the lower the feminism.

wish i was born before 1914

our generation is going crazy!

this fulfills the Scriptures:

"For people shall be lovers of themselves..."

2 Timothy 3:2

it's end_of_days age.

high dollification and low fornication.

that pink-lipped long-haired blond doll can make a brother sin

i'm tempted to fall back on masturbation

witchcraft blade!

Orazor? or whatever your name is...

karma awaits you for cutting a beautiful ebony face.

LifeIsGuhd:
Would you be outsourced to another firm like a bank or you would be working with?

This would help in giving you tips...

give him tips like: how do you update a website without reloading the page?

Kordahi Tech? the name sounds Indian; and Indians are too technical.

i guess Ayo will be working as an IT service to their clients...

superamoled:
Electrical and Electronic Engineer graduate (2.2) and also a commercial pilot with over 800 flight hours looking for job in Abuja or Lagos. Thank you.

you're a pilot and looking for a commercial airline to work for.

have you tried RwandAir, that's Air Rwanda?

good luck

if she was a virgin before marriage, then this manslaughter is a reaction to heartbreak;

but if she was a "railway line" before wedding night, her private hole should be filed with that knife.

y not divorce him? u back stabber!

love is dead in this generation.

so slay queens desire righteous men too.

to every slayer, may rotten banana fall on you

this guy is too handsome to die.

look at how a demoness wasted another woman's natural plaything.

do not fall for a sh'evil.

un_happy sunday

Siga:
I honestly don't know if there is hope for this country... the way we make every single thing about tribe or creed baffles me... smh...

I just wish you all can see beyond all these pettiness .... Will you turn down help or favour because the man or woman that God sent to you is of a different tribe? Please ponder on that....

gat to blame those who abolished the 3 wealth-producing regions Britain left for us.

we created 36 salary-owing liabilities and named them states.

this girl would have been enjoying free education.

respect Awo, the man who saw tomorrow

ladies are neither side chicks nor side bae.

'men are side boo.

a lady is either the main chick or "queen of kings"

a woman will always choose "one out of many"

i'm a pregnant virgin; don't ask me how, 'cause i'd tell you i touched myself.

oh, i forgot to tell you that- i'm pregnant with money!