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Beremx:
I had to wait for 5 minutes to think of what to type....
Still yet I have nothing to say.

It is well with them sha

Growing up with Americans and Canadians, I understood that the word "love" has a somewhat
different meaning to them. Can be very confusing to an onlooker.

The most confusing fact may be that the babe may be the one from a very rich family unlike in Nigeria where everything, especially love, is monetised.

I wish them well.

Confused bunch of overpaid people.

Tomorrow they’ll vex wen we call them rubber stamp

Halimaatz:
Hmmm,back then my dad built his house, before buying his car.

Very wise of him.

I was decided to buy a car first. Now I’m regretting.

Cost of land and building materials have shot up.

The craziest thing happened to me today.

I have to share this bizarre incident.

I woke up from sleep to meet ManU match at around 75mins played. By the time i had switched on my DSTV it was around 80mins. Mind you, I’m not a ManU fan oh. I hardly watch football sef.

I hardly ever do Bet9ja but I had an incredible urge to.

So I opened my bank app and credited my account with 1k.

Then opened the Bet9ja app and logged in.

I was wondering what odds to place because the game was almost up.

I checked and saw goal scorers. Something told me to pick Rashford. 27.0 odds.

I had literally just placed the bet wen I looked up and saw Rashford receiving the assist in the last minute to score.

The VAR review was up. See me praying the goal wudnt be cancelled. Goal was allowed and the game ended.

I was like WTF Just like that. 27k.

As I don fall my own hand plenty times, I don’t trust myself talkless of a descendant of Eve.

bodybuilder:
Prostitutes are not included in your body count.

I swear they don’t count

Efe42:
Hello guy's good evening I'm kind off little weird asking such here but I need little advice guy's I meet this girl some year's ago let's say 2 but we're just friends back then, but time flies as there say probably fast - ward to November last year we meet again this time I took her my place of resident we talk alot the following day she came we had s*x.

So she keep coming and before then I've break up with my ex girlfriend she's too proud and she's always like what's trending and I can't take's her shit any more I call for break up but my current girlfriend is very cool and gentle but so attractive.

But now she said she doesn't want sex anymore that' sex is waken her in her spiritual life prayers really hard except if I'm ready to see her parents introduction!!

I've already told her I can't be in a very were sex is unavailable but I still love her Matured minds pls...

Baba, For ur sake I sincerely hope she isnt knacking one guyman codedly behind ur back

msughdoo:
My dressing for work today in a law firm. I selected one of the undies in the photo. Can you guess which of the undie sets I selected?

If I was you, I’d have gone with the black set

shawante:
That one na BEN the Z don komot..

Baba, why naw?

FryMosquito:
Op, hope you will not be like this man below

99.9% of people will end up like this.

N1bn is not unlimited money. It can be spent.

If it is not invested to generate more money, it will eventually finish.

Las las, Na woman wey get sense (and not only yansh) we go marry…

Candidlady:
An hour and you didn't cum

Bros talk another thing abeg... Unless you are on substance

What do iknow sef iam still a virgin

You won’t believe me if I tell you something.

Ilamina:

I’m not a Yoruba man.

Ask the poster below.

siofra:
NO

Redpillers leave me aloneeee!!!!

Just ignore them.

Years ago I carried out an experiment. Opened a new account (female) and used an Instagram model’s pic as my DP and that very same day, my email was flooded with DMs.

So many guys forming boss on NL were sending me rubbish.

E no reach one week wey I Close the account.

siofra:
So I needed condom for research and I went to get some at a drugstore.

When I got there, I asked the salesgirl for condom and she smiled and winked. I smiled too.

As I was leaving the store one ugly man that has been watching me came to block my way. This stupid, yellow man started insulting me and calling me olosho. I don't usually quarrel in public but I insulted this man and his bleached skin.

See me see wahala o. Does he know what I want to do with it? He said he was angry because I wasn't shy about it that in his time....blah blah blah. He spewed the usual nonsense about virginity nairaland redpillers usually type on this forum.




I'm so angry right now.

There is no shame in buying condoms. That yellow idiot should mind his business.
Is it his virginity? Abeg make we hear word…

CallMeDrino:
https://instagram.com/stories/mariachikebenjamin/2742580876331325585?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&utm_medium=share_sheet

Deluded ewu… With that ur very flat yansh

siofra:
Just like my nairaland email. Redpillers please leave me alone

Redpillars will be like “Please off ur mic”

istina:
Which of the requirements disqualifies you?

I’d pass every one except number 6.

Mercychen:
Ok, thanks.

UW

Mercychen:
What kind of xmas gift can you suggest for a guy who wears and uses designer stuff.

He's not a card person. So let's not go there. He already has tons of perfs which was what I wanted to get but I don't want something that he'll abandon in his stash.

Please I'm on a budget here Biko. I already spent so much putting my house in shape.

Thanks.

You literally described me.

Let me make a suggestion.

If you want to buy him a designer item, you can get something simple but elegant like a set of cufflinks.

You don’t have to worry if it’s his size and like ladies shoes and bags, we men can never have too many.

If he is artistic and you want to go the extra mile, you can buy him a nice abstract painting.

My elder Sis got me a painting for Christmas. I’ve hung it up in my living room.

Frank2021:
Good evening guys I am in a serious relationship with this girl and she bath and change in my front. I use to video her withone app called BACKGROUND VIDEO RECORDER. With the app u can record with the person noticing you are recording he or her. Luck ran out today as she was naked and looking for cloths to wear. I was moving my phone too to record everything. She suddenly came to me snatch the phone and saw it record. She play the video and saw her self. She was very Angry and walk me out. For 4 days now she block and refuse to talk to me. Please what can I do to get her back. I love her so much?

To flog you publicly with peppered koboko just dey hungry me.

Frank, you are very, very, very stupid.

No go dey bet oh… Most people lose their money in the long run.

Saintmary:
Awwwwn. I love happy endings.

The important part is prayer, congratulations in advance.

Thank you.

Ilamina:

I remember when I was so unhappy after my gf and I broke up over some minor disagreement and lack of communication.

Plus other simultaneous life’s challenges wer pushing me to a point I was almost thinking there was no point to keep on living.

But then I remembered to pray.

To work at being the best possible version of myself.

To improve. To heal. To grow.

Things gradually took a turn for the better.

My ex and I got back together and are very close now and planning towards our marriage next year Godwilling.

Moral of this; Never give up.

.

Millimann:
Both of them are shameless.

Ashawo no dey shame.

Christistruth00:
God bless you with more Wisdom

Amen. God bless us all.

5 years